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Attack\Tracking Dogs for Sale

28-07-2003, 23:07
From the Desk of Henry Eshelman, Fuego Rey's Military Overseer

TO: International Trading Post
CC: Information Minister Chris By-The-Throat
SUBJECT: Attack Dog Surplus

Our dog breeders have been doing well lately; almost too well for our liking, and we have almost a million surplus dogs. At the time we have no use for them, as we are well supplied in this area, and so we are willing to sell them, fully trained, for $15,000 US per set of 20. These dogs are specially bred Rottweiler(50%) German Shepard (20%) Basset Hound mixes and are excellent for serious military work. They are excellent trackers, and can be bought as trained drug\bomb dogs instead for $17,000 US instead. All have been muted via surgery, and all make supremely skilled attack dogs, trained to cover during firefights and hamstring the unarmored legs of foes. Most of our units have only one dog, so the dogs are not trained to work in tandem, but can follow simple military commands. The services of a Fuego Rey Houndmaster for the training of your K9 units will be included with purchases of 200 or more dogs.

Mandatory Warning: These dogs are not meant as pets. They are very aggressive and trained killers, and should not be used for anything other than their main purpose. We do not reccomend their use as guard dogs (after all, they cannot bark!) nor as civillian police dogs.
McLeod03
28-07-2003, 23:20
12,500 for Military Police use.
10,000 for Civilian Police use
5,000 for Coast Guard (Drugs dogs)
10,000 for donation to foreign police force

32,500 dogs @ 15,000 for 20 = 24,375,000
5000 dogs @ 17,000 for 20 = 4,250,000

28,625,000 USD wired.
28-07-2003, 23:31
12,500 for Military Police use.
10,000 for Civilian Police use
5,000 for Coast Guard (Drugs dogs)
10,000 for donation to foreign police force

32,500 dogs @ 15,000 for 20 = 24,375,000
5000 dogs @ 17,000 for 20 = 4,250,000

28,625,000 USD wired.

Order confirmed. Dogs will be shipped out within the day.
28-07-2003, 23:33
Ill take 500.
28-07-2003, 23:38
Ill take 500.


The dogs will be shipped when the money (7500000 US) is wired. Also, the houndmasters will leave with the dogs.
28-07-2003, 23:40
if they cant bark, then they are useless.
imported_Christoniac
13-09-2003, 12:33
if they cant bark, then they are useless.
Dickhead its to stop it giving away the squads position.
13-09-2003, 12:46
if they cant bark, then they are useless.

They're just there to kill, not notify anyone else. would you want your soldiers blowing sirens as the move?
13-09-2003, 13:07
What are the animal lovers gonna think...?
09-10-2003, 06:14
They're probably going to think something like "U ANIMAL HATER I INVADE U WITH 1 BILLION CYBORGS AND 10 BILLION NUKES." Then I will think "These people are carrying our future on their shoulders," and go to my room to weep for humanity.
09-10-2003, 07:36
What are the animal lovers gonna think...?

They're gonna go "Oh what a cute doggie" bend over to pet it and gurgle as it rips their face off. after which, their not-so-stupid heirs will shoot it.
Pwnica
09-10-2003, 07:45
Pwnica orders:
500 Drug dogs
1000 Dogs for military use.

1175000 will be wired upon confirmation.

Signed,
Xavier Methnor, Prime Minister of Pwnica
09-10-2003, 08:07
Order confirmed. Dogs will ship out via air within three business days. Several houndmasters will accompany them to show your troops the ropes of how to command them.

Pwnica orders:
500 Drug dogs
1000 Dogs for military use.

1175000 will be wired upon confirmation.

Signed,
Xavier Methnor, Prime Minister of Pwnica
Pwnica
09-10-2003, 08:08
Wired.
09-10-2003, 08:14
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09-10-2003, 08:21
i want 500 dogs pleasse

*wires money*

Order confirmed; military dogs will ship out on the same day as Pwnicas. Pleasure doing business with both of you.
Zvarinograd
09-10-2003, 09:28
OOC:
Nice idea for a new storefront, Pavlov would be proud.

What are the animal lovers gonna think...?

You think that's bad? Look at this. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1740460&highlight=#1740460)