NationStates Jolt Archive

Cheese Imports

09-07-2003, 18:08

Hontah has been making chesse for almost a month [OOC: I think] so I'm opening up the market for them. We have four different types of cheese, some are bioengineered to perfection while others are naturally grown.

V. 1.030 Cheese

Bioengineered to do what every soldier wants, a stim pack that tastes good. 4 pounds of this a day will make soldier grow approximently 2% stronger on a steady diet. Vitiams A,B,C,D,E,B6, B12, Iron, Calcium, Thiaman, Riboflavin, Niacin, Folic Acid, Potassium, Dietary Fibers are all at 100% on the DV% chart.

Cost: $1,000 a 300 lbs. package

Cost: $900 dollars every 200 lbs.

'Real' Cheese

Real cheese. This cheese is grown with a unnatural chemical causing it to enhance memory if only by a factor of 1%.
Note: Doctor recomendation: Take every time possible at meals. 0.1238% chance of getting addicted.

Cost: $10 dollars every 1 lbs. package

Kraft Cheese

What better way to wash down a glass a milk than to give your soldiers than cheese. Great with coffee too.

Cost: $5 dollars every 1lbs. package

American Cheese

Great cheese fresh from my RL nation. It goes good on sandwiches, crackers and jerky. Try and your sure to love it.

Cost: $10 dollars every 1 lbs. package

Trailers

09-07-2003, 18:30

You are giving the day our two nations were born a bad name.And it isnt quite a month yet.

09-07-2003, 18:30

Good work, Hontah, you just became the first nation to make my region's import restriction list for non-military reasons.
--Rev. Paper, Dept. of Commerce
NYC Assembly

Trailers

09-07-2003, 18:31

And the "Steroid Cheese" is going overboard.

Ill stop hijacking this thread now. :D

09-07-2003, 23:29

Yeah I know and I Heaven at Hand, I'm honored.
Note: I changed the stats and took of the unbeliveable ones.

The Resi Corporation

09-07-2003, 23:38

Y'know, this is actually a good idea.

We'll buy 300,000 lbs of V. 1.030 Cheese. $1,000,000 wired.
(now to explain to my financial department how I spent a million dollars on cheese)

10-07-2003, 16:52

We'll buy 300,000 lbs of V. 1.030 Cheese. $1,000,000 wired.

Thanks Resi,
Cheese sent there immediantly [i cant spell]

19-07-2003, 18:19

BUMP
BUMP
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BUMP

19-07-2003, 18:27

I want some cheese! I'll take thirty 300 lb. packages of the first kind (I can't remember what you labeled it). $30,000 will be wired upon reception of the cheese. :D

03-08-2003, 19:00

Great!
Cheese Sent.
BUMP people BUMP

17-08-2003, 21:54

BUMP

17-08-2003, 22:59

hey...could you produce some muenster cheese?

17-08-2003, 23:59

Yeah for the price of 1.50 a lbs.

25-09-2003, 22:12