06-07-2003, 05:46
Now for sale at the specific direction of the Democratic Socialist Part of Utopian Visions is the following:
Uranium (unrefined): We have several hundred thousand tons of unrefined Uranium that has begun to glut our home markets. As such, to keep prices at a reasonable level we are now offering this unrefined Uranium for sale at the rate of $1 Million/1,000 tons of Uranium. All orders must be in ammounts devisable by 1,000.
Uranium/Plutonium (Weapons Grade & Fissionable): Being a somewhat small nation, we have also embarked on a program to enrich our Uranium to create nuclear weapons. No need to fear, they are but part of our MAD policy of self-defense and would never be used in offense. However, we also have about 150,000 tons of Weapons Grade Plutonium and Uranium. For the measely price of $2 Million/ 100 tons you can create your own nuclear device to keep that Psychotic Dictatorship on your border on THEIR side of the line.
"Nuke in a Box" Nuclear Weapons Plans, Materials- Faced with a decline in basilisk exports, we now regret that we must also offer the "Nuke in a Box" set that allows any nation to create within months up to 10 nuclear warheads. Alas, we realize that not all of these box sets will be used for self-defense only. However, we will take the utmost caution in seeing to it that they are sold only to respectable nations.
Basilisks- Need a good guard for your presidential palace? Wish one of your enemies was out of the way but not quite dead? Get a Basilisk. This famed monster resides only within the boundaries of the Republic of Utopian Visions. For one Basilisk the price is now a LOW LOW $500,000!!! Buy now folks before they're all gone and before your enemy sicks one on your army and turns it into a group of Chinese clay warriors!
All orders must be placed either in this thread or by telegram. Due to S&H, you may have to wait up to two weeks to receive your order. Please be patient, as the IEAE is kind of hard to get around when we're smuggling nuclear goods out of the country.
Uranium (unrefined): We have several hundred thousand tons of unrefined Uranium that has begun to glut our home markets. As such, to keep prices at a reasonable level we are now offering this unrefined Uranium for sale at the rate of $1 Million/1,000 tons of Uranium. All orders must be in ammounts devisable by 1,000.
Uranium/Plutonium (Weapons Grade & Fissionable): Being a somewhat small nation, we have also embarked on a program to enrich our Uranium to create nuclear weapons. No need to fear, they are but part of our MAD policy of self-defense and would never be used in offense. However, we also have about 150,000 tons of Weapons Grade Plutonium and Uranium. For the measely price of $2 Million/ 100 tons you can create your own nuclear device to keep that Psychotic Dictatorship on your border on THEIR side of the line.
"Nuke in a Box" Nuclear Weapons Plans, Materials- Faced with a decline in basilisk exports, we now regret that we must also offer the "Nuke in a Box" set that allows any nation to create within months up to 10 nuclear warheads. Alas, we realize that not all of these box sets will be used for self-defense only. However, we will take the utmost caution in seeing to it that they are sold only to respectable nations.
Basilisks- Need a good guard for your presidential palace? Wish one of your enemies was out of the way but not quite dead? Get a Basilisk. This famed monster resides only within the boundaries of the Republic of Utopian Visions. For one Basilisk the price is now a LOW LOW $500,000!!! Buy now folks before they're all gone and before your enemy sicks one on your army and turns it into a group of Chinese clay warriors!
All orders must be placed either in this thread or by telegram. Due to S&H, you may have to wait up to two weeks to receive your order. Please be patient, as the IEAE is kind of hard to get around when we're smuggling nuclear goods out of the country.