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OOC:the last thread got hijacked by n00bs so i made a new one :D .
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cost: 5 million
MIG-27K (MIG 23) FLOGGER FIGHTER BOMBER AIRCRAFT
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig27/images/flogger6.jpg
http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/upload/m/mig27a.jpg

it is a variable geometry wing fighter bomber. The primary mission of the aircraft is the destruction of moving and stationary, fixed and mobile, ground targets, including hardened targets, it is also can be used for combat training.

SPECIFICATION
Crew
one pilot
Dimensions

Length
17.1 metres
Height
6 metres
Wing span with wings extended
14 metres
Wing span with wings swept back
7.8 metres
Weight

Normal take-off weight
18,100 kg
Maximum l take-off weight
20,6700 kg
Normal combat load
1,300 kg
Maximum combat load
4,000 kg

Performance

Maximum g-loading
7g
Maximum speed
1,800 km/h
Operational range
2,100 km
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cost: 5 million
SU-24M FENCER FRONT LINE BOMBER
http://www.hudi.republika.pl/su24m/Su-24M%2007.jpg
http://b17.free.fr/captureslomac/SU24-1.jpg

The Su-24M front line bomber is designed to penetrate hostile territory and destroy ground and surface targets in any weather conditions, by day and night.

SPECIFICATION
Crew
2 (pilot and navigator)
Dimensions

Length
22.67 m
Height
5.92 m
Swept wing span
10.36 m
Extended wing span
17.63 m
Weight

Normal take-off weight
35,910 kg
Maximum take-off weight
39,700 kg
Normal combat load
3,000 kg
Maximum combat load
8,000 kg
Fuel

Fuel capacity internal fuel tanks
9,850 kg
Fuel capacity with 3 external fuel tanks
16,460 kg
Performance

Ferry range with external fuel tanks
3,055 km
Maximum speed near ground
1,340 km/hr
Maximum speed at an altitude of 11 km
1,550 km/hr
Service ceiling, m
11,000 m
Takeoff run, m
850 to 900 m
Landing roll, m
800 to 850 m
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cost: 4 million.
SU-25 FROGFOOT CLOSE-SUPPORT AIRCRAFT
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/su25/images/su25_4.jpg

The Su-25 is designed to defeat small mobile and stationary ground targets and to engage low-speed air targets at the forward edge and in the nearest tactical and operational depth.

SPECIFICATION
Crew
one pilot
Aircraft dimensions

Length
15.53 metres
Height
4.80 metres
Wing span
14.36 metres
Weight

Normal take-off weight
14,600 kg
Maximum take-off weight
17,600 kg
Performance

Range with 4,400 kg weapon load plus external tanks
750km
Maximum speed at sea level
975 km/hour
Service ceiling
7,000metres
Service ceiling with full weapon load
5,000metres
Takeoff run
750 metres
Takeoff run on carrier ramp
175 metres
Landing roll
600 metres
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Cost: 2 million
MIG-21 2000 FIGHTER GROUND ATTACK
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig21/images/mig21_1.jpg


the mig-21 2000 is a short-range fighter/ground attack/interceptor

MIG-21 2000 - SPECIFICATION
Dimensions

Length
15.76 metres
Approximate height
4.71 metres
Maximum speed
1,300 km/hr
Takeoff weight
8,725 kg
Wing span
7.15 metres
Weapon systems

Third and fourth generation missiles

Bombs

Glass cockpit

Head up display (HUD), multi-function colour displays, unified fuel control, Hands on throttle and stick control (HOTAS), CCD Camera, video tape recorder, one-piece windshield

Avionics

IAI/Elta Multi-Mode Fire Control Radar

Ring Laser Gyroscope (RLG) plus Global Positioning System (GPS)

50 of each

50 of each

that will be 650 million.

make it 100 of each. 1.3 billion wired

confirmed, they are on the way.

For 3 mil I could get an M1A2

those air craft arent worth buying they cinda SUCK out dated and the russians never sell them to a moron like kalmath :roll:

those air craft arent worth buying they cinda SUCK out dated and the russians never sell them to a moron like kalmath :roll:


they are good enough for new nations they dont suck.., who are you one of fiks puppet nations?

1 mig 21 for my museaum

look at MY point the russians would never sell there air craft to YOU!!! and look at ur nation all you make are cars so how the hell do you have air craft

1 mig 21 for my museaum



you ignored me :roll:

look at MY point the russians would never sell there air craft to YOU!!! and look at ur nation all you make are cars so how the hell do you have air craftIt doesn't say that's ALL he makes. Oops, I'm posting in a competitor's thread! (This (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28783) is my cheap jet.)

look at MY point the russians would never sell there air craft to YOU!!! and look at ur nation all you make are cars so how the hell do you have air craft
wow klamath tough night huh?

No hijacking the thread, please.

~Siri da mod

what? whats a game moderet?
You dont even know what a mod is and you're lecturing older countries on what they can and cannot have... not a good idea. You dont want to get a bad rep on NS.

Plus... stop hijacking the thread damn it! This is the second one he's had to make.

back off punk this is between clamath and me so go some place else

no you back off get the fuck out of my thread stupid fucking n00b :evil: , go .. shoo!.. punkass n00bs.

back off punk this is between clamath and me so go some place else

All right, I'm okay with that, just stop hijacking his thread even if it is between you. Its frustrating to make something and then have it taken over because of another nation.

I never insult anyone and yet... I get called names... I hate it.

of arcel, I don't know who you are, you started playing this game less than a week ago, and to my knowledge you've done absolutely nothing of consequence save pissing people off. If you've got an issue with Klamath, deal with it through RP. If it's not that sort of issue, take it off this board. Now. I am not averse to removing spammers.

~Siri da mod

of arcel, I don't know who you are, you started playing this game less than a week ago, and to my knowledge you've done absolutely nothing of consequence save pissing people off. If you've got an issue with Klamath, deal with it through RP. If it's not that sort of issue, take it off this board. Now. I am not averse to removing spammers.

~Siri da mod

thanks again siri

bump su-24

http://www.army.lv/Samoleti/Suhoj/Su-24/2.jpg

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Damn noob. We are selling our older planes if klamth or anyone else for that matter are interested. We are selling A-10 Thunderbolt II's and F-16's if anyone is interested.

Well..the thread does say that the aircraft are for smaller or poorer nations- nations which can't afford mig-29s and su-37s. How hard is that to understand?
They're servicable aircraft.. you get in your Abrams tank, and have Klamath come after you in one of his ground-attack offerings from this thread, and we'll see who ends up getting killed by an air to surface missile :?


I would buy, but we've just started mass producing our own aircraft. Uhm, sorry.

Hey, if the capitalists allied against me win, and the revolutionaries are forced back to the archipelago we'll be back here..

Well..the thread does say that the aircraft are for smaller or poorer nations- nations which can't afford mig-29s and su-37s. How hard is that to understand?
They're servicable aircraft.. you get in your Abrams tank, and have Klamath come after you in one of his ground-attack offerings from this thread, and we'll see who ends up getting killed by an air to surface missile :?

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WORD UP :lol: , damn n00bs hijackin my thread :x ..

Looking for old transports. DC-2, -3, -4. Tristar, etc.

Prepeared to pay in either uranium, opium or cash. Ranedoidmark preferred. Will take up to ten. Flyiable must.

where can you get a mig-29 or su-29 at those prices? you dumb f--- n00b.I don't know, but there are store threads for F-22s at $5 million and Eurofighters at $2.5 million. :evil:

where can you get a mig-29 or su-29 at those prices? you dumb f--- n00b.I don't know, but there are store threads for F-22s at $5 million and Eurofighters at $2.5 million.


F22 COST 200 MILLION, NOW FUCK OFF N00B.

F22 COST 2000 MILLION, NOW f--- OFF N00B.Are you calling me a n00b? I tried to convince them that the price is unrealistic, but people just kept buying. :evil:
Eh, I see you're on your 3rd version of the post...

where can you get a mig-29 or su-29 at those prices? you dumb f--- n00b.I don't know, but there are store threads for F-22s at $5 million and Eurofighters at $2.5 million.


F22 COST 200 MILLION, NOW f--- OFF N00B.

oops hehe i thought that you are arcel nvm that :lol:

i told you were not noobs but your mom is and an F22 does not cost 200 million dollars it depends on the deler who sells them
i your case your pretending because the russians would never sell there air craft to you cause your an idiot :lol: :roll:


learn how to spell you fumb fucken n00b.

i told you were not noobs but your mom is and an F22 does not cost 200 million dollars it depends on the deler who sells themThey don't have to cost exactly $200 million, but the person selling them for $5 million is probably selling 1/3 scale models made out of regular steel.

THose prices are too low.

cost: 3.5 million
MIG-27K (MIG 23) FLOGGER FIGHTER BOMBER AIRCRAFT
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig27/images/flogger6.jpg
I'd like 15 of these.
cost: 4 million
SU-24M FENCER FRONT LINE BOMBER
http://www.hudi.republika.pl/su24m/Su-24M%2007.jpg
25 of these.
cost: 3.5 million.
SU-25 FROGFOOT CLOSE-SUPPORT AIRCRAFT
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/su25/images/su25_4.jpg
5 of these and...
Cost: 2 million
MIG-21 2000 FIGHTER GROUND ATTACK
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig21/images/mig21_1.jpg


...10 of these.

Thanks for sellin' older airplanes to lower prices when nations like me (who could afford the newer better stuff, but i'm in war and have to rp like im in war with a crippled economy)

ok.. confirmed, wire the money and the planes will be on the way.

*Wires money* and please don't send them to my capitol as it's occupied by the enemy :lol: .
But anywhere else is good.

You got any F-4s?

You got any F-4s?

nope.

Your planes are good! :P
200x MIG-27K plz
Money wired.

Your planes are good! :P
200x MIG-27K plz
Money wired.


lmao. i use the mig-27k and su-24 as a tactical strike aircraft.

confirmed.

refueling

http://www.army.lv/Samoleti/Suhoj/Su-24/7.jpg

refueling

http://www.army.lv/Samoleti/Suhoj/Su-24/7.jpg

very cool picture... you wouldn't happen to have some of the refueling jets for sale... would you?

il-78M refueling aircraft
http://www.army.lv/Samoleti/Raznoje/IL-78/IL-78(2).jpg

5 of each for research and training purposes..

5 of each for research and training purposes..

confirmed, wire the money and the aircraft will be delivered shortly.

ß|_|/\/\þ new pics were added...

klamath srry for critisize you before ill like 5 Su-25s

klamath srry for critisize you before ill like 5 Su-25s


17.5 million

i change my order 1000 Su-25 and 1000 Su-24 and 400 refueling plnes

money wired whene will planes arrive?

i change my order 1000 Su-25 and 1000 Su-24 and 400 refueling plnes

money wired whene will planes arrive?


1000 planes per month, so they will be at you're nation in 1 day real time :D

do you have any Su-37s or Mig-29s for sale?

do you have any Su-37s or Mig-29s for sale?

no not selling them at the momment.. but fik has them...

i'll take 9 MiG-27 for combat and 16 MiG-21s for an agressor squadron

i'll take 9 MiG-27 for combat and 16 MiG-21s for an agressor squadron


ex-nation? :roll:

i'll take 9 MiG-27 for combat and 16 MiG-21s for an agressor squadron
(forgot to login)

i'll take 9 MiG-27 for combat and 16 MiG-21s for an agressor squadron
(forgot to login)

confirmed.

bump

Bloomington Islands wishes to purchase:
10 x MiG-21
5 x MiG-27

37.5 Million USD will be wired upon confirmation.

Regards,
Khan Blumenfeld
Bloomington Islands

Bloomington Islands wishes to purchase:
10 x MiG-21
5 x MiG-27

37.5 Million USD will be wired upon confirmation.

Regards,
Khan Blumenfeld
Bloomington Islands

confirmed.

Iwould like to buy 4 planes of youre calibre i am happy to hearing from you

150 MIG-21 2000
100 Su-24M Fencer
80 MIG-27K Flogger
25 Su-25 Frogfoot

also would it be possible to purchase 3 Su-25's modified for photo recon missions?

*money wired*

Iwould like to buy 4 planes of youre calibre i am happy to hearing from you


:roll: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
http://www.nrk.no/img/205404.jpeg

bump

1000x MiG-27K
1500x SU-24M
1500X SU-25
2000X MiG-21

Bulk Order! :P

1000x MiG-27K
1500x SU-24M
1500X SU-25
2000X MiG-21

Bulk Order! :P



13 billion instead of 16,750,000,000.

Money wired. Thank you!

We'll take 5 MIG-21 2000 and four SU-25 Frogfoot. The money will be sent after we recieve them.

This modernised Mig-21 interests us, we will purchase twelve.

10 SU-25 Frogfoot Close Support AIrcraft requested.

MOney will be wired on confirmation of order.

Kindest Regards

Brigadeer Joshua Munroe
MCLeod03 Armed Guards

33 mig-21 please...

The Allied States of Lusaka wish to purchase six (6) of your MiG-21 2000, and will transfer $12million upon confirmation.
Thank you.
-President Derek Igomo.

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confirmed.

[no not you thunk the dumbass :lol: ]

Klamath: How many SU-24M's (that's the name?) can I get for forty billion?

Making 40 billion dollar order on 40,000 SU-24's.

Making 40 billion dollar order on 40,000 SU-24's.

whoa :shock: for 40 billion.. hmm i can get you a better front line bomber if you want but it will cost 25 million each, so you still want this one?

Yeah, I have loads of money. Imagine the psychological impact of 40,000 planes coming at ya. :twisted:

Or was that 10,000 planes?

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OK then, making 40 billion dollar offer for 10,000 SU-24's,
AND a 20 billion dollar offer for 10,000 MIG-21 2000's.

OK then, making 40 billion dollar offer for 10,000 SU-24's,
AND a 20 billion dollar offer for 10,000 MIG-21 2000's.

confirmed, you will get couple of thousand aircraft each month [real time day].

how many days in total?

how many days in total?

5

now, would you have long range nuclear AA missile in stock?

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I would like to purchase 5,000 MiG-27Ks. $17.5 billion will be wired when the order is confirmed.

how about my 33 mig's?

I would like to purchase 5,000 MiG-27Ks. $17.5 billion will be wired when the order is confirmed.

confirmed.

confirmed.
And when can we expect them to arrive in our nation?

$17.5 billion wired.

confirmed.
And when can we expect them to arrive in our nation?

$17.5 billion wired.


1000+ aircraft a month [one real time day= two month]

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2,000 su-24s
2,000 su-25s
4,000 mig-21s

money wired whene comfermation of order

first learn how to spell you retarded spamming n00b.

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2,000 su-24s
2,000 su-25s
4,000 mig-21s

money wired whene comfirmation of order


(please just fill my order and im not spamming i just want my order filled please)


screw you, why should i sell you after you spammed my thread?
i wont sell you a piece of crap, now go away n00b.

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100 Su-24M please
500 million wired

i want
5,000 su-24s
5,000 su-25s
10,000 mig-21s please

money wired when shipment commences
i might be getting off line soon so if i do and u recieve my message then just send me an email if there are any question

i want
5,000 su-24s
5,000 su-25s
10,000 mig-21s please

money wired when shipment commences

400 MiG 27's. Payment wired

I would like to make a purchase of 200 su-25 jets, for 400,000,000, please telegram me with confirmation and money is being wired right now.

Klamath i know you dont like me and im sorry for all spamming i did with you. But i would like to make an order of
20,000 Mig-21s = 40 billion
dont worry i made a sale to day that got me 150 billion dollars so i think i have enogh.
i will wire money whene order is comfirmed.

Klamath i know you dont like me and im sorry for all spamming i did with you. But i would like to make an order of
20,000 Mig-21s = 40 billion
dont worry i made a sale to day that got me 150 billion dollars so i think i have enogh.
i will wire money whene order is comfirmed.


no, go away..

as for the rest all is confirmed.

I would like to buy producction rughts if possible. Sya maybe 10 billion for both that sound good?

The Dominion of Free Entities wishes to purchase 100 of your MiG 27k Fighters. Also, we are interested in possibly purchasing production rights to the craft...how much would that cost?Money will be wired upon confirmation of purchase via telegram and post.

1st Consul Anthony Johnson
Free Entities

" In difficult ground, press on.
In encircled ground, devise stratagems.
In death ground, fight."

Sun Tzu, "Art of War"
Circa 400 B.C.

The Joint Nations of Pedaphiliac and Lotsa_Blunts requires the following:
1000 Su-34
1000 Mig-21 2000
2000 Su-25

The funds have been wired.

those air craft arent worth buying they cinda SUCK out dated and the russians never sell them to a moron like kalmath :roll:

Why, yes, they DO 'kind of Suck'...
On the other hand, you could buy 10 or more of these for the price of ONE F-16...
and they don't 'Suck' THAT Bad!

those air craft arent worth buying they cinda SUCK out dated and the russians never sell them to a moron like kalmath :roll:

Why, yes, they DO 'kind of Suck'...
On the other hand, you could buy 10 or more of these for the price of ONE F-16...
and they don't 'Suck' THAT Bad!
OMG people, these aircrafts are SPECIFICALLY for NEW NATIONS, they have a VERY LOW COST.

OOC:the last thread got hijacked by n00bs so i made a new one :D .
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cost: 5 million
MIG-27K (MIG 23) FLOGGER FIGHTER BOMBER AIRCRAFT
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig27/images/flogger6.jpg
http://mig.lathwood.co.uk/upload/m/mig27a.jpg

it is a variable geometry wing fighter bomber. The primary mission of the aircraft is the destruction of moving and stationary, fixed and mobile, ground targets, including hardened targets, it is also can be used for combat training.

SPECIFICATION
Crew
one pilot
Dimensions

Length
17.1 metres
Height
6 metres
Wing span with wings extended
14 metres
Wing span with wings swept back
7.8 metres
Weight

Normal take-off weight
18,100 kg
Maximum l take-off weight
20,6700 kg
Normal combat load
1,300 kg
Maximum combat load
4,000 kg

Performance

Maximum g-loading
7g
Maximum speed
1,800 km/h
Operational range
2,100 km
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cost: 5 million
SU-24M FENCER FRONT LINE BOMBER
http://www.hudi.republika.pl/su24m/Su-24M%2007.jpg
http://b17.free.fr/captureslomac/SU24-1.jpg

The Su-24M front line bomber is designed to penetrate hostile territory and destroy ground and surface targets in any weather conditions, by day and night.

SPECIFICATION
Crew
2 (pilot and navigator)
Dimensions

Length
22.67 m
Height
5.92 m
Swept wing span
10.36 m
Extended wing span
17.63 m
Weight

Normal take-off weight
35,910 kg
Maximum take-off weight
39,700 kg
Normal combat load
3,000 kg
Maximum combat load
8,000 kg
Fuel

Fuel capacity internal fuel tanks
9,850 kg
Fuel capacity with 3 external fuel tanks
16,460 kg
Performance

Ferry range with external fuel tanks
3,055 km
Maximum speed near ground
1,340 km/hr
Maximum speed at an altitude of 11 km
1,550 km/hr
Service ceiling, m
11,000 m
Takeoff run, m
850 to 900 m
Landing roll, m
800 to 850 m
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cost: 4 million.
SU-25 FROGFOOT CLOSE-SUPPORT AIRCRAFT
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/su25/images/su25_4.jpg

The Su-25 is designed to defeat small mobile and stationary ground targets and to engage low-speed air targets at the forward edge and in the nearest tactical and operational depth.

SPECIFICATION
Crew
one pilot
Aircraft dimensions

Length
15.53 metres
Height
4.80 metres
Wing span
14.36 metres
Weight

Normal take-off weight
14,600 kg
Maximum take-off weight
17,600 kg
Performance

Range with 4,400 kg weapon load plus external tanks
750km
Maximum speed at sea level
975 km/hour
Service ceiling
7,000metres
Service ceiling with full weapon load
5,000metres
Takeoff run
750 metres
Takeoff run on carrier ramp
175 metres
Landing roll
600 metres
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Cost: 2 million
MIG-21 2000 FIGHTER GROUND ATTACK
http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/mig21/images/mig21_1.jpg


the mig-21 2000 is a short-range fighter/ground attack/interceptor

MIG-21 2000 - SPECIFICATION
Dimensions

Length
15.76 metres
Approximate height
4.71 metres
Maximum speed
1,300 km/hr
Takeoff weight
8,725 kg
Wing span
7.15 metres
Weapon systems

Third and fourth generation missiles

Bombs

Glass cockpit

Head up display (HUD), multi-function colour displays, unified fuel control, Hands on throttle and stick control (HOTAS), CCD Camera, video tape recorder, one-piece windshield

Avionics

IAI/Elta Multi-Mode Fire Control Radar

Ring Laser Gyroscope (RLG) plus Global Positioning System (GPS)i'll take 10 of each tm me the cost and i'll wire the money

i will take 10 of each; the money will be wired to you upon reciving the aircraft. the colony of killer koalas thanks you for doing business with it

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care to explain why do they "suck"? :roll:

Can I buy the production rights for these 4 planes?

Can I buy the production rights for these 4 planes?


one billion and we got a deal :mrgreen:

Money wired. ;P

So happy with my previous order,

I'll take 400 SU-25 for my army air corp, 1.6billion wired upon confirmation

The MIG-21 2000 FIGHTER GROUND ATTACKER was known to be called the "fishpot" during the cold war. Just a little fact :P .

Outdated it is, The Dominion of Daggoth will take 200 of these. 400 million will be wired upon confirmation.

200 su-24

billion wired

200 of each

all is confirmed except Pedaphiliac :mrreen:

all is confirmed except Pedaphiliac :mrreen:money wired thank you

100x mig 27-k
100x Su-24M

*$1,000,000,000 wired upon confirmation*

these are greatly needed for my new nation and would be greatly appreciated. i await your reply

100x mig 27-k
100x Su-24M

*$1,000,000,000 wired upon confirmation*

these are greatly needed for my new nation and would be greatly appreciated. i await your reply

Klamath is gone already.

We need planes for testing purposes, so 200 mig-21's, and 100 Su-25 Frog-foots, that will be 800m, correct?

Klamath s gone already
But Echelon's might be confirming the orders

Wasn't sure I had sent money yet, but ok... ;)

I place an order for:

300 MIG-21 2000 FIGHTER GROUND ATTACK

money wired

Klamath s gone already
But Echelon's might be confirming the orders

well,i'd like 120 MiG-27s....600M to be wire dupon confirmation...

They are cheap, and that's what i want.

150 of each.

My airforce will be quite dominat to what i also have already.

bleh, i don't think echelon is confirming sales then :x

check my shop:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56577

I would Like 200 of each 8) :D :twisted:

I would like to buy 300 of each please

I would like to buy 300 of each pleaseKlamath has ceased to exist, so this store has closed down. My cheap aircraft (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28783) are still for sale, though.

i'll take 100 of each

i'll take 100 of each

erm this nation doesnt exist any more so u prob cant buy anything off him!

Uthur has bought 100 MIG-27K (MIG 23) FLOGGER FIGHTER BOMBER AIRCRAFT. A pleasure doing buisiness.

Uthur has bought 100 MIG-27K (MIG 23) FLOGGER FIGHTER BOMBER AIRCRAFT. A pleasure doing buisiness.

Uthur has bought 100 MIG-27K (MIG 23) FLOGGER FIGHTER BOMBER AIRCRAFT. A pleasure doing buisiness.

For the love of God, the guy who sells the stuff has CEASED TO BE! You can't buy anything anymore!

For the love of God, the guy who sells the stuff has CEASED TO BE! You can't buy anything anymore!

1. I agree. People, logic, please?

2. Actually Xerlox, who was Klamath, confirmed orders --- very few of them. Now someone called FiK control them, and people still make order here. :roll:

I'm reasonably sure this "FiK" guy doesn't exist anymore either...thought I saw that name blacked out on a post recently.

I'm reasonably sure this "FiK" guy doesn't exist anymore either...thought I saw that name blacked out on a post recently.
FiK is now under the name of "Free Rumania"

Ah.

i need 3 of each

Ahem...

For the love of God, the guy who sells the stuff has CEASED TO BE! You can't buy anything anymore!

i need 3 of each

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

For the love of God, the guy who sells the stuff has CEASED TO BE! You can't buy anything anymore!

Ahh, be nice to Dr Phibes, he's a cool guy. Hell, sent him 800 of those MiG-27K thingies. I'll cover it. *Wires money*

Oh, so he is an ex-nation... well, Phibe's loss.

Oh, so he is an ex-nation... well, Phibe's loss.
I'd appreciate it if these newbies here read.

i need 3 of each

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

For the love of God, the guy who sells the stuff has CEASED TO BE! You can't buy anything anymore!

He is no more...


He has;
Ceased to be, gone to play with the worms, kicked the bucket, bought the farm, Bumped it, Kicked Off, Expired, croaked, been snuffed

What words in this sentence is too hard for you?

let me put this in terms you can under stand.......... HIS SPIRIT IS GONE BUT HIS STENCH REMAINS IDIOTS!!!

I think I'm going to type out a transcript of the middle part of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch" and save that on my hard drive...that way i can copy/paste it when needed :roll:

you should do that for now on im going to tell people to stop posting after that only NE NE NE NE or the lumberjack song just to annoy people.

I'd like to buy 5 SU-24M FENCER FRONT LINE BOMBER's (total cost 25 mil)

I'd like to buy 5 SU-24M FENCER FRONT LINE BOMBER's (total cost 25 mil)
OMFG!!!!
WHICH PART OF THE ABOVE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!!

Now, omz222, chill.

Edit: I'll sell you them for 20 million total

HELLO KLAMATH!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes Klamath out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter.
Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

C: Now that's what I call a dead nation.

O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was waking up! KLAMATH stuns easily, major.

C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That nation is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

C: PINING for the FJORDS?!?!?!?What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

O: Klamath prefers keeping on it's back! Remarkable nation, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that nation when Igot it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause)

O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that nation down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM!

C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this nation wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleeding demised!

O: No no! 'E's pining!

C: 'E's not pining! 'E's passed on! This nation is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-NATION!!

I've finally remembered --- and did so ---

A moderator will soon lock this.

Who keeps bumping these ancient threads?

OOC: Xerlox was klamath!?!

Who keeps bumping these ancient threads?

OOC: Xerlox was klamath!?!
OOC: Yeah, he was.

OOC: Let's stop posting in this thread now.