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PitB International Institute of Hacking is now Open

18-06-2003, 19:23
Fedora, Empire of PimpInTheBox (PNN) - The Government today announced that they have recuited 10,000 of the top hackers from the Empires vast IT industry to establish an elite hacker training school.

The PitB International School of Hacking is hereby open for business

Classes at each level start once a day (2 hours RL) and have a class size limit of 250. There are Three levels of classes and are as follows:

Basic - In this course students will learn the fundamentals of hacking. They will learn how to analyze a network, identify the vulnerabilities of the network, and then exploit those vulnerabilities. Students will also learn the art of coving their activities so as to be untracable to athorities. The skills learned in this course are necessary to conduct industrial espionage.

The cost for this course is $5,000 per student and last 1 day (RL)

Intermediate - In this course, students will learn all concepts from the basic course as well as concepts and technique of file manipulation, sabatoge and framing as to make it look like an inside job. These skills are necessary to conduct such activities as modifying bank accounts, personnel records or as the stepping stone to a preemptive hacker attack.

The cost for this course is $10,000 per student and lasts 2 days (RL)

Advanced - Students in this course will learn all all of the concepts from the Basic and Intermediate courses as well as the concept and techniques of gaining access to governmental databases, signal jamming, and passive remote monitoring. The skill learned in this course are necessary conduct such activities as manipulationg Govenment records so as to make somebody who is deceased appear to be for all intent and purposes, alive, as well as disrupting satellite communications and monitoring intra-governmental communiques.

The cost for this course is $15,000 per student and lasts 3 days (RL)

We will accept reservations for this school through this thread or secure telegram if you wish for anonymity.

We also may be able to accomadate individual nations unique needs, inquiry for such services is to be by telegram only.

All nations wishing to attend this school are required to agree to the following statement:

We, the __________ of __________ do hereby swear that all hacker training provided by the PitB International Institute of Hacking will be used only with our own intelligence services, and will never see use against the Empire of PimpInTheBox.

Further more, if caught the PitB International Institute of Hacking will disavow any knowlege of our attendance at the school.

The __________ of __________

PNN - Pimps News Network
18-06-2003, 19:54
*bump*
The Resi Corporation
18-06-2003, 20:20
Our hackers have experience beyond the levels of this school (they have hacked 3 intelligence agencies, 3 aircraft carriers, 1 battleship, and one national nuke silo complex), but we are wondering if you could use some of them as teachers. If you are interested, tell me how much the job pays, and I will tell you how many of my hackers we wish to donate.
Nintendania
18-06-2003, 20:36
5 bucks someone hacks that schools computer by the end of August.
Skittletopia
18-06-2003, 20:49
Uplink, Trust is a weakness
18-06-2003, 20:50
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The Resi Corporation
18-06-2003, 20:57
TRC has an interesting Hacker History. However, we believe we can top all of this. The IMF MainFrame Hackers have hacked:

(3) Entire Battle Fleets
(1) Space-Based Nuclear Launch System
(5) Intelligence Agencies
(1) National Police Agnecy
(2) National Banks

The IMF has been hacked once, although knowledge of this is not officially recognized, and the hacker(s) were soon brought to justice. We do not offer teachers, just bragging.

Well, considering the timeframe that we have had to do our stuff in, we will probably have done more stuff than you have now once we reach your age. So, hah! We win! :P
18-06-2003, 20:58
Anybody notice just how expensive this guy's program is?
18-06-2003, 21:03
OOC: SC your reply just made me fall off my chair...

Laithia - I am just trying to get a start here...it might have been a dumb idea but all that my small country can offer at the moment. BTW prices have been changed
18-06-2003, 21:03
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18-06-2003, 21:04
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18-06-2003, 21:05
SC just the way you reworded WWL was classic I loved it
18-06-2003, 21:06
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19-06-2003, 14:49
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19-06-2003, 23:50
We, the The Fiefdoms of Geonoa do hereby swear that all hacker training provided by the PitB International Institute of Hacking will be used only with our own intelligence services, and will never see use against the Empire of PimpInTheBox.

Further more, if caught the PitB International Institute of Hacking will disavow any knowlege of our attendance at the school.

The Fiefdoms of Geonoa

The Fiefdoms would like 1000 Advanced Hacker Training.
15,000,000 will be wired upon recieving a T-Graph confirming the Order.
Barbarosea
20-06-2003, 00:02
We agree to the statment, and will never use this against PiTB:
200 students to the intermidient class
50 to the adavanced class *money wired*
Nianacio
21-06-2003, 02:56
I'd like to send 13 students, and, yeah, they'll never be used against you.
09-07-2003, 17:46
We will accept reservations for this school through this thread or secure telegram if you wish for anonymity.

We also may be able to accomadate individual nations unique needs, inquiry for such services is to be by telegram only.

All nations wishing to attend this school are required to agree to the following statement:

We, the Republic of Hontah do hereby swear that all hacker training provided by the PitB International Institute of Hacking will be used only with our own intelligence services, and will never see use against the Empire of PimpInTheBox.

Further more, if caught the PitB International Institute of Hacking will disavow any knowlege of our attendance at the school.

The Republic of Hontah

6,000 students in Advanced
Total: 90 million
Money Wired

We give our gratitudes to the Empire Of PINTB for teaching our students.
25-09-2003, 22:27
I agree 2 all those terms and blah blah blah I can't even buy bombs yet!
Anyway I would like 2 send 500 students,the money was sent the money was supplied from a loan from Jono Land (wired)
25-09-2003, 22:29
I agree 2 all those terms and blah blah blah I can't even buy bombs yet!
Anyway I would like 2 send 500 students,the money was sent the money was supplied from a loan from Jono Land (wired)

Hey, fool....

HE'S DEAD!
25-09-2003, 22:31
Jono's not dead
25-09-2003, 22:33
Jono's not dead

Oh my God....

Not jono, though his midget nation can't realistically sell anyone anything, for various reasons.

THE FOUNDER OF THIS THREAD! HE'S GONE! DEAD! PASSED ON!

NO MORE SCHOOL!
Barbarosea
25-09-2003, 22:35
I could be of service...
26-09-2003, 00:00
Jono's not dead I'm chatting with him right now on msn-I should no I go 2 school with him!
26-09-2003, 00:02
YOU RETARD!

THE GUY WHO STARTED THIS THREAD IS DEAD!