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Feere,

You always seem to have a way of convincing people... :D

The Basenji:

The Federation of Feere welcomes the support of our Friends, The Basenji, as always. Many thanks!

G. Orwell
Ministry of Truth

BTW, how many Nations do you estimate grow weary of the bullying & unilateralist threatening of other high-handed governments that are NOT their own?

I'm not too sure about that, but I'm sure that these imperalists like Ma-tek should consider to stop their actions of bullying specific nations and disturbing sales of arms, which are totally unnecessary.

~Office of Military Trade
Office of Foreign Relations

Omz222:

The Federation of Feere thanks our Honored Trading Partners and Friends for their continued support.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

Damn, Ma-tek is not online right now.

GNAWING, FEERE (AP) -

I.B.Wiezl, a spokesperson for The Federation of Feere's VORK Industries. announced today his company's rapid progress towards completion of yet another subterranean manufacturing facility.

"Well, our R&D labs have long been underground," said Weizl, a small, furtive-looking chain-smoker. "It just makes sense to have all of our operations safely below ground. If there's a, er, well... containment breach... we can just seal 'er up and that's that. Besides, with increased production hitting all-time highs, we're running round-the-clock shifts as it is. With the artificial sunlight, no one's complaining."

Though their representatives declined comment, G-ZERO Engineering and MORDEX Corp. have long manufactured the bulk of their products in underground plants for security reasons. Said one industry insider who demanded anonymity, "Saddam had NOTHING on our guys! We're buried so damn deep, Satan himself complains about the noise from our plants, heh, heh, heh!"

Interestingly, a growing majority of Feere's population now lives beneath the earth to be closer to their weapons plant jobs. "Hey, it beats the hell out of driving," said one factory worker, who requested to remain unidentified. "I dunno if you've noticed, but the landscape up there is pretty barren &, inhospitable... plus, bikes aint legal on the main roads!"

According to Ministry of Truth official, H. Mueller, "the utmost care has been taken to blend any outward traces of these facilities into the natural environments." Said Mueller, "We certainly would not want to disrupt our precious ecosphere, so all signs of our subterranean development are carefully hidden from view. "

"Why, even our most sophisticated observation satelites cannot detect any trauma to our precious environment," said a smiling Mueller. "For the most part, civilian industry remains above ground. Things like baby formula plants, private orphanages, those sorts of things," said Mueller, his smile broadening.

"Indeed," said Mueller, his smile now quite unnaturally wide, "though most of the main Government Ministries are deep, deep, deep below ground, the Ministry of Learning still keeps many of its public schools for the less privileged on the surface. For health reasons. Their children seem to enjoy the sun."


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GROWING, FEERE (ROOTERS) -

G-ZERO Industries' Chief Researcher, Dr. Killem Awl, & MORDEX spokesperson, I.S. Faux, announced today succesful trials of a new MORDEX Anti-satellite Suite for the currently deployed SA-19 ECLIPSE ORBITAL WEAPONS PLATFORM (OWP).

With growing interest in neutralizing satelite, high altitude aircraft, and missile threats, the latest joint venture between G-ZERO & MORDEX is sure to attract attention in an already tense world community eager for protection.

"We've leveraged our considerable experience and success in terrestrial energy weapons like EMP & HERF and partnered with the proven performance of G-ZERO's orbital killing technology," murmered Faux, who inexplicably stood in shadow despite standing upon the brightly lit podium next to Dr. Awl.

"Indeed," continued Dr. Awl, "our latest and final round of trials were successful beyond expectation!" Though full production of the new system will commence immediately, it is unclear whether BLACKOUT, as it is now called, will be available for commercial sales anytime soon.

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We will take a Blackout system as soon as they become comercialy available.

Skittletopia would like to purchase vaccines to everything please (all biological weapons listed i mean,)

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn issues a formal diplomatic protest to the nation of Feere regarding it's sale of nuclear and biological weapons, and requests cordially that said sale ceases as quickly as possible, in line with EOTED policy regarding this matter.


Well if you want to hunt down every WMD salespeople, there are a lot of them remains.
Plus, Feere just SELLS them. It is not HIS responsibility that someone used his products to nuke someone. It is the person who used the weapon's responsibility.
Plus, I have seen Feere refuse to sell these weapons to a few people (I think I saw it) that are "suspecious".

Irrelevant. EOTED Foreign Policy is clear on this matter: if WMD sales come to our attention, we must react.

Furthermore, if Feere does not succede to our will on this matter, we will remove their capability to produce/sell these weapons.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Think about it for a second, if he has enough surplus to sell nuclear weapons then he must have quite a few for personal use. Play it smart.

The Empire has no fear of nuclear weapons on the grounds that our defense grid has never been breached by them. We have shot ICBMs in the past; we will do so again, at need. Furthermore, there is an Empire-wide ban on radioactive materials movement. Therefore, we know where all of our radioactive material is. None can enter the Empire without our knowledge.

There can be no nuclear assault on the Empire; it is impossible. Hence, no fear.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

Indeed, the Federation of Feere admires The Empire's bravado in facing thermonuclear realities with such nonchalance. The Federation also realizes that nuclear deterrence is not what it once was, that the currency of Mutually Assured Destruction does not hold the same weight it once did. As such, Feere’s industry prides itself on being diverse and adaptable, producing not only thermonuclear but chem./bio, genetic, and information weaponry.

The Federation congratulates the Empire on its carefree attitude. To paraphrase an historical statesman, “We have nothing to fear but Feere itself.”

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

Considering EOTED's geographical position, a biological/chemical attack on the Empire - assuming one could even find a way through the Sentinel Defence Grid - would be most ill-advised.

In other words, our geographical neighbours - and allies - would not take too kindly to wafts of deadly biological/chemical agents floating on over their territory. And some of them are to be truly feared.

Furthermore, I should note, that Nenyans generally do not 'get sick'. A biological assault would be slightly useless against the Nenyan species; although our human counterparts would be greatly mourned, we would exist to eradicate you. And funnily enough, the humans tend to look a little less kindly on such action as us. In other words... you would remove the only thing that would stop us from destroying you utterly.

An odd little point, hmmm?

Furthermore... to a nation which recently lost 50 million civilians in a conflict with Morgoth himself, chemical assault truly holds little fear.

Lastly... try it, and we wipe you off the face of the Earth.

I'm sure we've made ourselves very clear on this matter, eh?

~ Ambassador Dejure

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn issues a formal diplomatic protest to the nation of Feere regarding it's sale of nuclear and biological weapons, and requests cordially that said sale ceases as quickly as possible, in line with EOTED policy regarding this matter.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere thanks the Empire for this opportunity for a frank exchange of ideas between our sovereign Nations. Feere acknowledges the Empires concerns.

However, the Federation is in no way affiliated with EOTED, and is-quite frankly- utterly unaware of its policies. Our Nation is neither a UN member, nor signatory of any treaty, charter, petition, mailing list, etc. concerning the limitation of international trade. The Federation is not a part of The Empire’s region of Lodoss, and therefore not bound by that region’s codes or customs.

Again, The Federation of Feere thanks Ma-Tek for expressing its views on this matter. Should the Empire ever be interested in acquiring any of Feere’s fine products, we would be most honored to oblige.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

The Empire - quite frankly - would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency. We hope you understand our position; we are in the business of protecting peace. You are in the business of creating conflict. That is unacceptable. You are a threat, therefore, to EOTED Security.

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn thanks Feere for expressing it's views on this matter. Should Feere ever be interested in changing it's policy, we would be most honoured to refrain from bombing your factories.

Have a nice day.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: Note: This is IC. Therefore, do not flame me for this; I am merely continuing stated IC EOTED policy in relation to these matters. Thank-you.

And one last thing: rather than crying 'interference', as so many do, consider the fun you can have in trying to avoid the whole situation. ;)]

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds the belligerent tone of your communiqués disturbing and provocative. We question your Empire’s authority to interfere in the legitimate business affairs of Sovereign Nations.

Your Empire’s blatant threats of unprovoked military aggression against our licensed factories, (quote: “would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency.”) must serve as a wake-up call to ALL Nations engaged in the legitimate trading of products that some self-righteous country may find objectionable.

Should those engaged in the selling of alcoholic beverages prepare for unilateral military strikes from zealot Muslim Nations, where alcohol is prohibited? Should countries home to the manufacturers of Kosher products be subject to Nazi states’ aggression? Shall technology sellers beware of Amish Nations… well, you get the idea!

Our Nation’s livelihood rests upon the pillars built by VORK, MORDEX, G-ZERO, and lately MUTAGEN, all purveyors of so-called WMD. Should we relinquish our Sovereign Rights as an Independent Nation and disband these key industries, The Federation of Feere would cease to be. Faced with economic extinction, your arrogant, belligerent, and wholly unwelcome interference leave The Federation of Feere with no compelling reason to continue this “dialogue”.

Our intel indicates Ma-tek may indeed posess capability to wound, perhaps mortally, our Nation. But know this, we will not perish alone. Even the most casual study of Feere's technological capabilities should illustrate that our subjugation or destruction would be extremely costly. How many of your people's lives are you willing to expend on this UNPROVOKED aggression? Your Nation will decide, CHOOSE to begin this conflict.

If your Ma-tek Empire is so concerned with “peace”, The Federation suggests you pursue those who consistently wage futile, costly wars for the most trivial provocations. Indeed, our Nation recommends examining the increasing GLOBAL threat presented by The People’s Anthill.

After examining the data on that ominous Hive-Nation, The Federation expects your Empire should well re-examine its priorities. Our Nations may well find one another on the same side. In any case, The Federation of Feere petitions its numerous Friends, Allies, & Customers to speak out on this important international issue. Those that rally to Feere's defense will be remembered.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

OOC: Re Ma-tek's request to desist from flaming or whining, I would never imagine taking such an immature course of action. Ma-tek's consistent hard-line, haughty IC approach is appreciated for its RP value.

I should note that the Empire began with a perfectly cordial attempt at dialogue. It was refused. Therefore, in light of the success of previous 'gun-boat diplomacy' efforts, we take this line.

I suppose I should also note that the Empire has zero interest in conquering the nation of Feere. Put simply, we have no reason to. You have nothing of note for us to... desire. No strategic land value... no amazing economic strength. No, we would not 'conquer'. We would decimate your ability to a) make war; and b) create the tools of war for others.

Naturally, we are a responsible nation. We would not do this and simply... leave things to be. No, no. We would, of course, provide economic aid packages - via independant aid agencies, if you were to refuse them - in order to help rebuild your economy.

I suppose, however, that Feere has never heard the phrase 'never put all your eggs in one basket'; if you had not done so, we would not be threatening to crack all your eggs, now, would we?

I suggest Feere exercises a little more caution in economic build-up of unscrupulous industries in the future.

However, the Empire remains rooted to it's current demand: cease sales and/or production of these abhorrent weapons immediatley.

~ Ambassador Dejure

We will take a Blackout system as soon as they become comercialy available.

Phallanx:

The Federation of Feere will contact you at that time.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

To our many Honored Customers, Allies, Friends, and fellow Merchants:

The Fiefdom of Ma-tek is threatening The Federation of Feere with destruction. Apparently, this "Psychotic Dictatorship", as NS descibes it, takes offense at our Federation's trade relations with many of you, our fellow Nations.

According to NS stats, in this Nation of Ma-tek Private Enterprise is ILLEGAL. It's subjects, refered to by its despotic ruler as ""my little playthings" are taxed 100% of their wages!!! And now, Ma-tek seeks to bully The Federation of Feere into subjugation. Ma-tek DEMANDS that our Sovereign Nation kneel before it, and CONFORM to the whims of what Nation States describes as its PSYCHOTIC DICTATOR.

Our Federation has a history of fair and impartial trading with our fellow Nations. Feere has yet to attack ANY other nation for reasons of conquest or sheer beligerence, though we have stood by our Allies & Friends, and offered chem/bio vaccines & antidotes to victims of aggression.

The Federation of Feere faces extinction at the hands of deranged despots. We are willing to resist alone & perish if neccessary.

HOWEVER- if our Allies, Friends, Honored Customers, and ANY Nation who does not wish to be bullied and intimidated by a "Psychotic Dictatorship" will join us in opposing this blatant violation of National Sovereignty, we- all of us- may not only survive but prevail.

As our Close Friends already know, The Federation of Feere remembers and rewards those who aid our Nation.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

Ma-tek,

Why are you attacking a WMD supplier?!? I am going to assume that Feere will use his WMD against you, causing untold destruction.

How many civilans will die because you think you have to be the worlds police? Is it really worth it? The suviors will die, sooner or later, because of all the viruses and dieases. Are you aware that Feere has a reward for killing people agressive to him? How many people, do you think, will take him up on that reward? Well?

Why don't you organize your agenda and attack something that is a threat! Think before you do!

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Supreme commander-of-everything Kireth Gateway
Ruler of The Basenji (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=the_basenji)
Owner of Basenji Firearms (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40961&highlight=)
Nation located in country “The Republic of Congo” in Africa
Leader of 'The Dictator alliance'.
Member of PWNA.

I repeat myself. Don't try to police others into doing what you think is right...

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn issues a formal diplomatic protest to the nation of Feere regarding it's sale of nuclear and biological weapons, and requests cordially that said sale ceases as quickly as possible, in line with EOTED policy regarding this matter.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere thanks the Empire for this opportunity for a frank exchange of ideas between our sovereign Nations. Feere acknowledges the Empires concerns.

However, the Federation is in no way affiliated with EOTED, and is-quite frankly- utterly unaware of its policies. Our Nation is neither a UN member, nor signatory of any treaty, charter, petition, mailing list, etc. concerning the limitation of international trade. The Federation is not a part of The Empire’s region of Lodoss, and therefore not bound by that region’s codes or customs.

Again, The Federation of Feere thanks Ma-Tek for expressing its views on this matter. Should the Empire ever be interested in acquiring any of Feere’s fine products, we would be most honored to oblige.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

The Empire - quite frankly - would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency. We hope you understand our position; we are in the business of protecting peace. You are in the business of creating conflict. That is unacceptable. You are a threat, therefore, to EOTED Security.

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn thanks Feere for expressing it's views on this matter. Should Feere ever be interested in changing it's policy, we would be most honoured to refrain from bombing your factories.

Have a nice day.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: Note: This is IC. Therefore, do not flame me for this; I am merely continuing stated IC EOTED policy in relation to these matters. Thank-you.

And one last thing: rather than crying 'interference', as so many do, consider the fun you can have in trying to avoid the whole situation. ;)]

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds the belligerent tone of your communiqués disturbing and provocative. We question your Empire’s authority to interfere in the legitimate business affairs of Sovereign Nations.

Your Empire’s blatant threats of unprovoked military aggression against our licensed factories, (quote: “would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency.”) must serve as a wake-up call to ALL Nations engaged in the legitimate trading of products that some self-righteous country may find objectionable.

Should those engaged in the selling of alcoholic beverages prepare for unilateral military strikes from zealot Muslim Nations, where alcohol is prohibited? Should countries home to the manufacturers of Kosher products be subject to Nazi states’ aggression? Shall technology sellers beware of Amish Nations… well, you get the idea!

Our Nation’s livelihood rests upon the pillars built by VORK, MORDEX, G-ZERO, and lately MUTAGEN, all purveyors of so-called WMD. Should we relinquish our Sovereign Rights as an Independent Nation and disband these key industries, The Federation of Feere would cease to be. Faced with economic extinction, your arrogant, belligerent, and wholly unwelcome interference leave The Federation of Feere with no compelling reason to continue this “dialogue”.

Our intel indicates Ma-tek may indeed posess capability to wound, perhaps mortally, our Nation. But know this, we will not perish alone. Even the most casual study of Feere's technological capabilities should illustrate that our subjugation or destruction would be extremely costly. How many of your people's lives are you willing to expend on this UNPROVOKED aggression? Your Nation will decide, CHOOSE to begin this conflict.

If your Ma-tek Empire is so concerned with “peace”, The Federation suggests you pursue those who consistently wage futile, costly wars for the most trivial provocations. Indeed, our Nation recommends examining the increasing GLOBAL threat presented by The People’s Anthill.

After examining the data on that ominous Hive-Nation, The Federation expects your Empire should well re-examine its priorities. Our Nations may well find one another on the same side. In any case, The Federation of Feere petitions its numerous Friends, Allies, & Customers to speak out on this important international issue. Those that rally to Feere's defense will be remembered.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

OOC: Re Ma-tek's request to desist from flaming or whining, I would never imagine taking such an immature course of action. Ma-tek's consistent hard-line, haughty IC approach is appreciated for its RP value.

I should note that the Empire began with a perfectly cordial attempt at dialogue. It was refused. Therefore, in light of the success of previous 'gun-boat diplomacy' efforts, we take this line.

I suppose I should also note that the Empire has zero interest in conquering the nation of Feere. Put simply, we have no reason to. You have nothing of note for us to... desire. No strategic land value... no amazing economic strength. No, we would not 'conquer'. We would decimate your ability to a) make war; and b) create the tools of war for others.

Naturally, we are a responsible nation. We would not do this and simply... leave things to be. No, no. We would, of course, provide economic aid packages - via independant aid agencies, if you were to refuse them - in order to help rebuild your economy.

I suppose, however, that Feere has never heard the phrase 'never put all your eggs in one basket'; if you had not done so, we would not be threatening to crack all your eggs, now, would we?

I suggest Feere exercises a little more caution in economic build-up of unscrupulous industries in the future.

However, the Empire remains rooted to it's current demand: cease sales and/or production of these abhorrent weapons immediatley.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds your definition of "cordial attempt at dialogue" most amusing! If by "cordial dialogue" you mean, "arrogant, condescending dictation of terms," then we are indeed in agreement. Your offer to forgo conquest and merely "decimate" us is most appreciated by our citizens. Your humanity is truly noteworthy.

Ah, but wait- are we to understand that your subjects are not human? The Federation is unclear as to exactly what a "Nenyan" is... .

G. Slyk
Ministry of Love

Ma-tek,

Why are you attacking a WMD supplier?!? I am going to assume that Feere will use his WMD against you, causing untold destruction.

How many civilans will die because you think you have to be the worlds police? Is it really worth it? The suviors will die, sooner or later, because of all the viruses and dieases. Are you aware that Feere has a reward for killing people agressive to him? How many people, do you think, will take him up on that reward? Well?

Why don't you organize your agenda and attack something that is a threat! Think before you do!

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Supreme commander-of-everything Kireth Gateway
Ruler of The Basenji (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=the_basenji)
Owner of Basenji Firearms (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40961&highlight=)
Nation located in country “The Republic of Congo” in Africa
Leader of 'The Dictator alliance'.
Member of PWNA.

I repeat myself. Don't try to police others into doing what you think is right...

The Basenji:

The Federation of Feere once again sends its gratitude to our Friends & Allies, The Basenji.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

No problem Feere. I love helping out allies and friends.

OMG Ma-tek, stop being a bully here. Why don't you hunt down other WMD sellers? I'm sure there are a lot of other WMD sellers, like Sniper Country. Afraid of a December nation?

To our many Honored Customers, Allies, Friends, and fellow Merchants:

The Fiefdom of Ma-tek is threatening The Federation of Feere with destruction. Apparently, this "Psychotic Dictatorship", as NS descibes it, takes offense at our Federation's trade relations with many of you, our fellow Nations.

According to NS stats, in this Nation of Ma-tek Private Enterprise is ILLEGAL. It's subjects, refered to by its despotic ruler as ""my little playthings" are taxed 100% of their wages!!! And now, Ma-tek seeks to bully The Federation of Feere into subjugation. Ma-tek DEMANDS that our Sovereign Nation kneel before it, and CONFORM to the whims of what Nation States describes as its PSYCHOTIC DICTATOR.

Our Federation has a history of fair and impartial trading with our fellow Nations. Feere has yet to attack ANY other nation for reasons of conquest or sheer beligerence, though we have stood by our Allies & Friends, and offered chem/bio vaccines & antidotes to victims of aggression.

The Federation of Feere faces extinction at the hands of deranged despots. We are willing to resist alone & perish if neccessary.

HOWEVER- if our Allies, Friends, Honored Customers, and ANY Nation who does not wish to be bullied and intimidated by a "Psychotic Dictatorship" will join us in opposing this blatant violation of National Sovereignty, we- all of us- may not only survive but prevail.

As our Close Friends already know, The Federation of Feere remembers and rewards those who aid our Nation.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

We strongly urge Feere to take a different course of action. We have not threatened Feere with destruction; rather, we have threatened to remove Feere's capability to produce weapons of mass destruction.

Indeed, via this sale, Feere threatens the sovereignty of other nations. Yet we are supposed to ignore this 'trivial' matter, hmm? By selling these weapons, you are potentially responsible for a shift in the balance of power in any number of regions - and those buying such weapons, are, by default, irresponsible. Therefore, they are likely to threaten other nations sovereignty. We put it to those whom are interested by this subject that, in fact, we are moving to protect the sovereignty of dozens of nations via this slight abridgement of the nation of Feere's sovereignty in this matter.

The Empire has, several times, in the past, taken this route. We have never yet resorted to violent action. We have never needed to; all such nations have, in the end, proved themselves as rational and intelligent thinkers whom see the need for a WMD-free world.

We hope that Feere posesses this rationale and intellectual capacity.

Furthermore, the Empire notes that it will not back down in this matter - no matter how many nations stand by the side of Feere.

Lastly, any further threats directed - directly or indirectly - at the Empire of the Eternal Dawn from Feere will be regarded as an act of war against the Empire, and will be treated accordingly. The Emperor is rapidly losing patience with this situation, and the Empire is behind him, as ever.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: Ignore the UN rankings. They're screwed for Ma-tek; no matter what I do, they end up with 'psychotic dictatorship'. Ma-tek is, like the rest of the Empire, an imperialistic socialist psuedo-democracy. For a better insight into the Empire's philosophy, check out Ma-Nenya, which is the capital nation of the Empire.

Lastly, the 100% tax rate is part of the EOTED economic planning system. Basically, every year, the tax payers hand back their money to the Imperial Trade Conglomerate. And then the ITC hands it back again, subtracting enough money for the national budget and no more. This way, the Empire does not need to constantly alter the tax rate. Furthermore, it makes the bond between state-and-citizen all the more strong - not least because the citizens of the Empire play a big part in governing the Empire, at the legislative and constitutional branches of government.

This is achieved through Imperial House (one seperate-yet-joined Division for each nation), and Citizens House (the same). Imperial House is, by order of the Emperor, 75% elected and 25% selected by lottery from the population over 40 years of age. The Citizens House is, conversely, 75% selected by lottery from the population over 40 years of age, and 25% elected.

The judicial branch has little power, and consists of a number of courts, which actually aren't very important - except the fairly new Environmental Court, which ensures that industry does not encroach on the environment without good cause.

The executive branch consists of the Emperor-appointed offices; namely the High Lord of Ma-tek, the High Lady of Ax-turath, the Queen of Ma-Nenya, and the Emperor himself. Any action by the Executive Council requires a unanimous vote. The Executive Council has the power of veto, via 'Executive Decree', but this is rarely used. The Emperor has the power of instant-decision making at the pleasure of the population - in other words, he may request action from Imperial House and Citizens House, and a super-majority vote carries this action through. Furthermore, the Emperor has the power of 'Imperial Decree'; an Imperial Decree, however, is not repealable, and thus is a rare action.]

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From the office of the Emperor of Raem:

Greetings once again, my fellows, my allies, and my would-be enemies.
Recent events have made it clear that this Empire can no longer stand aside and simply observe the doings of its global neighbors. We have what we believe are strong ties to our fellow capitalist nation, Feere, and regard it as one of the Empire's closest friends and greatest allies. Once again, we stand beside our partner in the buisness of war, ready to commit the entirety of our military forces to its defense. We hope for peace, even as every factory in Raem undergoes conversion to produce military equipment and machinery. In addition, a private transaction between myself and Feere has armed the Empire with the means and methods to develop our own weapons of mass destruction, which are not and will never be for sale. We stand ready to fight against those totalitarians who are not content to rule themselves, and instead seek to rule all others; they are the ones we arm ourselves to defend against with these weapons, they are the threat looming over the world; they are the ones who have declared themselves hostile in the hypocritical name of peace. We are ready.

Keth E'vres
Emperor of Raem

We strongly suggest that you - and any others who may wish to take this line - stay well out of this. If you do not, and Feere does not succede to our request, then there will be dire consequences.

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn is not to be trifled with. We may have forces committed to Russia already, but be warned that those forces are only a small fraction of the IDF; we are well capable to defend ourselves, and, indeed, to launch another offensive if required.

Do not test our patience.

~ Ambassador Dejure

OMG Ma-tek, stop being a bully here. Why don't you hunt down other WMD sellers? I'm sure there are a lot of other WMD sellers, like Sniper Country. Afraid of a December nation?

Omz222:

The Federation of Feere thanks its Friend & Trading Partner for its steadfast support.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

From the office of the Emperor of Raem:

Greetings once again, my fellows, my allies, and my would-be enemies.
Recent events have made it clear that this Empire can no longer stand aside and simply observe the doings of its global neighbors. We have what we believe are strong ties to our fellow capitalist nation, Feere, and regard it as one of the Empire's closest friends and greatest allies. Once again, we stand beside our partner in the buisness of war, ready to commit the entirety of our military forces to its defense. We hope for peace, even as every factory in Raem undergoes conversion to produce military equipment and machinery. In addition, a private transaction between myself and Feere has armed the Empire with the means and methods to develop our own weapons of mass destruction, which are not and will never be for sale. We stand ready to fight against those totalitarians who are not content to rule themselves, and instead seek to rule all others; they are the ones we arm ourselves to defend against with these weapons, they are the threat looming over the world; they are the ones who have declared themselves hostile in the hypocritical name of peace. We are ready.

Keth E'vres
Emperor of Raem

Emperor Keth E'vres of Raem:

The Federation of Feere offers its thanks & continuing Loyalty to its Ally & Trading Partner, The Empire of Raem.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

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I would like to purchase five liter of each of your chemical and biological agents. Upon confirmation of the order, I will wire you 1.5 billion for quick delivery.

Excellent!

Mem. Zart/tws

A word to the wise Ma-Tek, nations that launch wars of aggression for petty reasons never win around here because people will always come to the wronged person's defense. Feere, my suggestion is to make another thread about this to make your situation public.

lemme get a liter of Botulisim toxin

A word to the wise Ma-Tek, nations that launch wars of aggression for petty reasons never win around here because people will always come to the wronged person's defense. Feere, my suggestion is to make another thread about this to make your situation public.

Perhaps you misunderstand to whom you are speaking.

We do not lose wars.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Can i buy NY RATS. There the worst thing you can drop on anyone. I need a shit load of um'

The dominion of Daggoth is willing to purchase 250 barrels mustard gas with 10 units of AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal Systems with ammunition.

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn issues a formal diplomatic protest to the nation of Feere regarding it's sale of nuclear and biological weapons, and requests cordially that said sale ceases as quickly as possible, in line with EOTED policy regarding this matter.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere thanks the Empire for this opportunity for a frank exchange of ideas between our sovereign Nations. Feere acknowledges the Empires concerns.

However, the Federation is in no way affiliated with EOTED, and is-quite frankly- utterly unaware of its policies. Our Nation is neither a UN member, nor signatory of any treaty, charter, petition, mailing list, etc. concerning the limitation of international trade. The Federation is not a part of The Empire’s region of Lodoss, and therefore not bound by that region’s codes or customs.

Again, The Federation of Feere thanks Ma-Tek for expressing its views on this matter. Should the Empire ever be interested in acquiring any of Feere’s fine products, we would be most honored to oblige.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

The Empire - quite frankly - would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency. We hope you understand our position; we are in the business of protecting peace. You are in the business of creating conflict. That is unacceptable. You are a threat, therefore, to EOTED Security.

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn thanks Feere for expressing it's views on this matter. Should Feere ever be interested in changing it's policy, we would be most honoured to refrain from bombing your factories.

Have a nice day.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: Note: This is IC. Therefore, do not flame me for this; I am merely continuing stated IC EOTED policy in relation to these matters. Thank-you.

And one last thing: rather than crying 'interference', as so many do, consider the fun you can have in trying to avoid the whole situation. ;)]

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds the belligerent tone of your communiqués disturbing and provocative. We question your Empire’s authority to interfere in the legitimate business affairs of Sovereign Nations.

Your Empire’s blatant threats of unprovoked military aggression against our licensed factories, (quote: “would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency.”) must serve as a wake-up call to ALL Nations engaged in the legitimate trading of products that some self-righteous country may find objectionable.

Should those engaged in the selling of alcoholic beverages prepare for unilateral military strikes from zealot Muslim Nations, where alcohol is prohibited? Should countries home to the manufacturers of Kosher products be subject to Nazi states’ aggression? Shall technology sellers beware of Amish Nations… well, you get the idea!

Our Nation’s livelihood rests upon the pillars built by VORK, MORDEX, G-ZERO, and lately MUTAGEN, all purveyors of so-called WMD. Should we relinquish our Sovereign Rights as an Independent Nation and disband these key industries, The Federation of Feere would cease to be. Faced with economic extinction, your arrogant, belligerent, and wholly unwelcome interference leave The Federation of Feere with no compelling reason to continue this “dialogue”.

Our intel indicates Ma-tek may indeed posess capability to wound, perhaps mortally, our Nation. But know this, we will not perish alone. Even the most casual study of Feere's technological capabilities should illustrate that our subjugation or destruction would be extremely costly. How many of your people's lives are you willing to expend on this UNPROVOKED aggression? Your Nation will decide, CHOOSE to begin this conflict.

If your Ma-tek Empire is so concerned with “peace”, The Federation suggests you pursue those who consistently wage futile, costly wars for the most trivial provocations. Indeed, our Nation recommends examining the increasing GLOBAL threat presented by The People’s Anthill.

After examining the data on that ominous Hive-Nation, The Federation expects your Empire should well re-examine its priorities. Our Nations may well find one another on the same side. In any case, The Federation of Feere petitions its numerous Friends, Allies, & Customers to speak out on this important international issue. Those that rally to Feere's defense will be remembered.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

OOC: Re Ma-tek's request to desist from flaming or whining, I would never imagine taking such an immature course of action. Ma-tek's consistent hard-line, haughty IC approach is appreciated for its RP value.

I should note that the Empire began with a perfectly cordial attempt at dialogue. It was refused. Therefore, in light of the success of previous 'gun-boat diplomacy' efforts, we take this line.

I suppose I should also note that the Empire has zero interest in conquering the nation of Feere. Put simply, we have no reason to. You have nothing of note for us to... desire. No strategic land value... no amazing economic strength. No, we would not 'conquer'. We would decimate your ability to a) make war; and b) create the tools of war for others.

Naturally, we are a responsible nation. We would not do this and simply... leave things to be. No, no. We would, of course, provide economic aid packages - via independant aid agencies, if you were to refuse them - in order to help rebuild your economy.

I suppose, however, that Feere has never heard the phrase 'never put all your eggs in one basket'; if you had not done so, we would not be threatening to crack all your eggs, now, would we?

I suggest Feere exercises a little more caution in economic build-up of unscrupulous industries in the future.

However, the Empire remains rooted to it's current demand: cease sales and/or production of these abhorrent weapons immediatley.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds your definition of "cordial attempt at dialogue" most amusing! If by "cordial dialogue" you mean, "arrogant, condescending dictation of terms," then we are indeed in agreement. Your offer to forgo conquest and merely "decimate" us is most appreciated by our citizens. Your humanity is truly noteworthy.

Ah, but wait- are we to understand that your subjects are not human? The Federation is unclear as to exactly what a "Nenyan" is... .

G. Slyk
Ministry of Love

Ah, but we did make a most cordial request at first. You, yet again, show a distinct willingness to twist our words around.

We are a largely human Empire. But the ruling family is decidedly not human. We are Nenyan. I, myself, am a lesser member of the Imperial Family. I, myself, am a Nenyan. If you do not know what we are, then you are at a disadvantage, eh? Therefore... I think I will refrain from educating you on that matter.

Lastly, we did not threaten to decimate you. We threatened to remove your capability to continue to produce these weapons, and once that was done, offer recompense to ensure that your citizens did not suffer due to your poor future planning ability. This was not a threat of war, and nor was it a threat of decimation. Indeed, the only occasion on which we have threatened war was in response to your threats of a chemical/biological/nuclear assault on the Empire.

Quite mitigating circumstances, I should say.

However, the Emperor - with the backing of Imperial House and Citizens House - is willing to show a small degree of sympathy.

Therefore, you have sixteen hours. If you have not backed down by that time, the Empire of The Eternal Dawn will enact a blockade of Feere, and prevent any shipment that is in the least bit suspicious from leaving. For humanitarian reasons, however, we will allow shipments in to Feere.

~ Ambassador Dejure

What do ppl mean when they say "wire money to you"? I will do it upon confirmation...

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Can i buy NY RATS. There the worst thing you can drop on anyone. I need a shit load of um'

Saint Xavier:

The Federation of Feere suggests Cousin Vinnie's Pet Hole on East 73rd. Ask for Guido.

H. Mueller
Ministry of Truth

iam a newbie and got to get cheep weapons
help

Us of the Dominion of Daggoth would liek to purchase 30 AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal Systems w/ 200 units of mustard gas. Please state the price.

I would like to purchase one liter of each of your chemical and biological agents, not including the influenza. I believe that I can pay you the sum of $2.8 million for quick delivery, no questions asked.

When the purchase order is confirmed, The money will be sent.


i would like the same plz

I would like to purchase five liter of each of your chemical and biological agents. Upon confirmation of the order, I will wire you 1.5 billion for quick delivery.

Excellent!

Mem. Zart/tws

Mem. Zart:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your interest. The sum stated is more than sufficient for your order, save one item, the Influenza vintage 1918 which sells for 99.5Billion due to it's incredible lethality. Still interested?

I. M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

Us of the Dominion of Daggoth would liek to purchase 30 AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal Systems w/ 200 units of mustard gas. Please state the price.

Price?

EDIT: Do u have chlorine gas?

Bump, Freere????

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn issues a formal diplomatic protest to the nation of Feere regarding it's sale of nuclear and biological weapons, and requests cordially that said sale ceases as quickly as possible, in line with EOTED policy regarding this matter.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere thanks the Empire for this opportunity for a frank exchange of ideas between our sovereign Nations. Feere acknowledges the Empires concerns.

However, the Federation is in no way affiliated with EOTED, and is-quite frankly- utterly unaware of its policies. Our Nation is neither a UN member, nor signatory of any treaty, charter, petition, mailing list, etc. concerning the limitation of international trade. The Federation is not a part of The Empire’s region of Lodoss, and therefore not bound by that region’s codes or customs.

Again, The Federation of Feere thanks Ma-Tek for expressing its views on this matter. Should the Empire ever be interested in acquiring any of Feere’s fine products, we would be most honored to oblige.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

The Empire - quite frankly - would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency. We hope you understand our position; we are in the business of protecting peace. You are in the business of creating conflict. That is unacceptable. You are a threat, therefore, to EOTED Security.

The Empire of The Eternal Dawn thanks Feere for expressing it's views on this matter. Should Feere ever be interested in changing it's policy, we would be most honoured to refrain from bombing your factories.

Have a nice day.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: Note: This is IC. Therefore, do not flame me for this; I am merely continuing stated IC EOTED policy in relation to these matters. Thank-you.

And one last thing: rather than crying 'interference', as so many do, consider the fun you can have in trying to avoid the whole situation. ;)]

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds the belligerent tone of your communiqués disturbing and provocative. We question your Empire’s authority to interfere in the legitimate business affairs of Sovereign Nations.

Your Empire’s blatant threats of unprovoked military aggression against our licensed factories, (quote: “would have no compunction with regards to crushing your factories beneath our heel with great efficiency.”) must serve as a wake-up call to ALL Nations engaged in the legitimate trading of products that some self-righteous country may find objectionable.

Should those engaged in the selling of alcoholic beverages prepare for unilateral military strikes from zealot Muslim Nations, where alcohol is prohibited? Should countries home to the manufacturers of Kosher products be subject to Nazi states’ aggression? Shall technology sellers beware of Amish Nations… well, you get the idea!

Our Nation’s livelihood rests upon the pillars built by VORK, MORDEX, G-ZERO, and lately MUTAGEN, all purveyors of so-called WMD. Should we relinquish our Sovereign Rights as an Independent Nation and disband these key industries, The Federation of Feere would cease to be. Faced with economic extinction, your arrogant, belligerent, and wholly unwelcome interference leave The Federation of Feere with no compelling reason to continue this “dialogue”.

Our intel indicates Ma-tek may indeed posess capability to wound, perhaps mortally, our Nation. But know this, we will not perish alone. Even the most casual study of Feere's technological capabilities should illustrate that our subjugation or destruction would be extremely costly. How many of your people's lives are you willing to expend on this UNPROVOKED aggression? Your Nation will decide, CHOOSE to begin this conflict.

If your Ma-tek Empire is so concerned with “peace”, The Federation suggests you pursue those who consistently wage futile, costly wars for the most trivial provocations. Indeed, our Nation recommends examining the increasing GLOBAL threat presented by The People’s Anthill.

After examining the data on that ominous Hive-Nation, The Federation expects your Empire should well re-examine its priorities. Our Nations may well find one another on the same side. In any case, The Federation of Feere petitions its numerous Friends, Allies, & Customers to speak out on this important international issue. Those that rally to Feere's defense will be remembered.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

OOC: Re Ma-tek's request to desist from flaming or whining, I would never imagine taking such an immature course of action. Ma-tek's consistent hard-line, haughty IC approach is appreciated for its RP value.

I should note that the Empire began with a perfectly cordial attempt at dialogue. It was refused. Therefore, in light of the success of previous 'gun-boat diplomacy' efforts, we take this line.

I suppose I should also note that the Empire has zero interest in conquering the nation of Feere. Put simply, we have no reason to. You have nothing of note for us to... desire. No strategic land value... no amazing economic strength. No, we would not 'conquer'. We would decimate your ability to a) make war; and b) create the tools of war for others.

Naturally, we are a responsible nation. We would not do this and simply... leave things to be. No, no. We would, of course, provide economic aid packages - via independant aid agencies, if you were to refuse them - in order to help rebuild your economy.

I suppose, however, that Feere has never heard the phrase 'never put all your eggs in one basket'; if you had not done so, we would not be threatening to crack all your eggs, now, would we?

I suggest Feere exercises a little more caution in economic build-up of unscrupulous industries in the future.

However, the Empire remains rooted to it's current demand: cease sales and/or production of these abhorrent weapons immediatley.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere finds your definition of "cordial attempt at dialogue" most amusing! If by "cordial dialogue" you mean, "arrogant, condescending dictation of terms," then we are indeed in agreement. Your offer to forgo conquest and merely "decimate" us is most appreciated by our citizens. Your humanity is truly noteworthy.

Ah, but wait- are we to understand that your subjects are not human? The Federation is unclear as to exactly what a "Nenyan" is... .

G. Slyk
Ministry of Love

Ah, but we did make a most cordial request at first. You, yet again, show a distinct willingness to twist our words around.

We are a largely human Empire. But the ruling family is decidedly not human. We are Nenyan. I, myself, am a lesser member of the Imperial Family. I, myself, am a Nenyan. If you do not know what we are, then you are at a disadvantage, eh? Therefore... I think I will refrain from educating you on that matter.

Lastly, we did not threaten to decimate you. We threatened to remove your capability to continue to produce these weapons, and once that was done, offer recompense to ensure that your citizens did not suffer due to your poor future planning ability. This was not a threat of war, and nor was it a threat of decimation. Indeed, the only occasion on which we have threatened war was in response to your threats of a chemical/biological/nuclear assault on the Empire.

Quite mitigating circumstances, I should say.

However, the Emperor - with the backing of Imperial House and Citizens House - is willing to show a small degree of sympathy.

Therefore, you have sixteen hours. If you have not backed down by that time, the Empire of The Eternal Dawn will enact a blockade of Feere, and prevent any shipment that is in the least bit suspicious from leaving. For humanitarian reasons, however, we will allow shipments in to Feere.

~ Ambassador Dejure

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere's intel ops reveal that Nenyan refers to a half-Elven race. Interesting... .

H. Mueller
Ministry of Truth

OOC: Ma-tek, upon reviewing your various posts I don't think our realities are compatible. The Federation of Feere exists in the present-to-near future, as evinced by it's product lines- the WMD your Nation so rightly loathes.

On the other hand, I did buy this funky ring from a tiny wino who claimed to be a Hobbit... .Barad Dur accessories, anyone?

iam a newbie and got to get cheep weapons
help

Nummocizanism:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your interest, but regrets that International Opinion (for what it's worth) ever-so-seriously frowns upon those who sell WMD to Nations as new as is yours. Terribly sorry.

I.M. Eivle
Minister of Trade

Us of the Dominion of Daggoth would liek to purchase 30 AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal Systems w/ 200 units of mustard gas. Please state the price.

Daggoth:

Please refer to Feere's reply to Nummocizanism. We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

Us of the Dominion of Daggoth would liek to purchase 30 AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal Systems w/ 200 units of mustard gas. Please state the price.

Daggoth:

Please refer to Feere's reply to Nummocizanism. We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

how do i do that?

I would like to purchase one liter of each of your chemical and biological agents, not including the influenza. I believe that I can pay you the sum of $2.8 million for quick delivery, no questions asked.

When the purchase order is confirmed, The money will be sent.


i would like the same plz

Wolfden:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your interest, and compliments your choice of the Armageddon sampler. Funds will be held in escrow while the products are en route via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

Us of the Dominion of Daggoth would liek to purchase 30 AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal Systems w/ 200 units of mustard gas. Please state the price.

Daggoth:

Please refer to Feere's reply to Nummocizanism. We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

how do i do that?

OOC: Um, read the reply I wrote to Nummocizanism...? :roll:

Being one of Feere's neighbors, I will not permit a blockade on Raeman soil. Feere's trade may pass through the borders of my Empire, with a special concession: Official shipments from Feere may pass through, between, and out of Raem's borders without sanction, levy, tax, or fee of any kind for the duration of this crisis. Any military forces entering Raem to enforce a blockade will be treated as military adventurism on the part of the Empire of the Eternal Dawn, and will be responded to accordingly. I say, one last time, that I do not want conflict, yet the steps the Empire of the Eternal Dawn is taking seem to lead squarely to war. I plea for the Empire to reconsider its actions.

Emperor,

The Federation of Feere sends profound thanks to our Courageous Allies & Friends.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

lemme get a liter of Botulisim toxin

Islamaisbad:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your interest, but regrets that the special transport neccessary for this product would actually cost more than the quantity ordered... .

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

I'm not planning nothin! *Starts to sweat* You can trust me :D

A word to the wise Ma-Tek, nations that launch wars of aggression for petty reasons never win around here because people will always come to the wronged person's defense. Feere, my suggestion is to make another thread about this to make your situation public.

Scandinavian Nations:

The Federation of Feere thanks your Great Nation for its support in this vital issue.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

cash wired in black briefcase carried by a annonymous man in a black suit and sunglasses. money will be all in 100s and i gave ya a kilo of cocane too.

I'm not planning nothin! *Starts to sweat* You can trust me :D

Daggoth:

Trust is not the issue... . For The Federation, the Primary reality is economic. From the perspective of "public opinion", selling to your new nation would be bad advertising, and not worth the limited monetary gain.

Why not purchase some nice assault weapons from the Basenji instead? No one in NS seems to mind who buys guns.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

cash wired in black briefcase carried by a annonymous man in a black suit and sunglasses. money will be all in 100s and i gave ya a kilo of cocane too.
OOC: Oh, swell... first the WMD, now I'm into Class C narcotics. Wait, is "cocane" anything like, cocaine, or is it a genetic hybrid of coconuts & sugar cane?

Ok, ok O_o. I was playing around on my last post. If i can't get the weapons, then so be it. I'll build up my power in other ways...

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The Grand Parliament of the Democratic States of the Eurasian Alliance (DSEA) is gravely concerned that the proliferation of these weapons would facilitate a dangerous volatile change in the balance of power within the world. Although the DSEA is not opposed to the possession of these weapons as proper defense, we must warn its fellow member nations that such weapons need to be handled with utmost care and not be allowed to proliferate freely into the hands of hard-line dictatorships, murderous tyrants, or terrorists. The consequences would be unthinkable.

OOC: Cocane, the sugary coconutty treat for the whole family. I think Raeman scientists will begin working on this right away.

OOC: Wait, did we negotiate a licensing thingy on this product? LOL

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The Grand Parliament of the Democratic States of the Eurasian Alliance (DSEA) is gravely concerned that the proliferation of these weapons would facilitate a dangerous volatile change in the balance of power within the world. Although the DSEA is not opposed to the possession of these weapons as proper defense, we must warn its fellow member nations that such weapons need to be handled with utmost care and not be allowed to proliferate freely into the hands of hard-line dictatorships, murderous tyrants, or terrorists. The consequences would be unthinkable.

Eurasian Alliance:

The Federation of Feere duly notes your nation's perspective. Please know that your opinion truly counts for something, and will reside in The Databases of Feere forever.

Our Federation's Ministry of Truth has researched your nation, and Ministry of Love operatives pay visits as tourists. Our orbital IntelSats gaze down upon your cities with cold digital eyes.

Thank you so much for taking part in the global dialogue.

G. Slyk
Ministry of Love

A word to the wise Ma-Tek, nations that launch wars of aggression for petty reasons never win around here because people will always come to the wronged person's defense. Feere, my suggestion is to make another thread about this to make your situation public.

Perhaps you misunderstand to whom you are speaking.

We do not lose wars.

~ Ambassador Dejure

isn't that a god mode

The Federation of Feere is pleased to announce the Grand Opening of a new online showroom:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Feere hopes that our Loyal Customers, Friends, & Allies will enjoy this new venue. The Federation also welcomes any & all QUALIFIED new Customers. The Federation of Feere is an Equally Opportunistic Entrepreneur.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

Can i purtchas the plans and production rights fore the emp wepons and satelites so long as i guarantee thath:

I wont sell it ore its plans.
I will only use it to defend myself.
I wont use it agasinst you.
And i wont distribute it to other nations.
:?:

The Empire hereby withdraws it's demand.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: I'll only get accused of godmoding if I try to enact a blockade, anyway.]

Can i purtchas the plans and production rights fore the emp wepons and satelites so long as i guarantee thath:

I wont sell it ore its plans.
I will only use it to defend myself.
I wont use it agasinst you.
And i wont distribute it to other nations.
:?:

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your kind interest in our Sizzling Summer line of Energy-based weaponry! Though we would most gladly trade with your mighty Nation, it is not our current policy to extend production rights to other Nations. We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

Would you still care to purchase these goods?

I. M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

I would like to equire

Anthrax V1.6 about 230 units
Ebola about 230 units
Influenza Vintage 230 units

Mustard Gas 230 units

and aeresol dispersion systems

money will be made payable upon arrival

oh and do be careful

The Empire hereby withdraws it's demand.

~ Ambassador Dejure

[OOC: I'll only get accused of godmoding if I try to enact a blockade, anyway.]

Ambassador:

The Federation of Feere, its Honored Allies, Faithful Friends, & Steadfast Trading Partners congratulate Ma-tek on its wisdom in concluding this matter in peace. Our Federation stands confident that such potentially damaging confrontations between our Sovereign States shall not arise again.

For all of those who stood with The Federation of Feere during this near-crisis, please be assured that your Brave deeds and Kind words will be recorded for All Eternity in The Federation's DataBases. Feere never forgets Friends.

All of those who stood AGAINST Feere may rest assured that they too will always have a place in our Federation's Eternal Disks.

S. Vyshus
Corporate Overlord
The Federation of Feere

I would like to equire

Anthrax V1.6 about 230 units
Ebola about 230 units
Influenza Vintage 230 units

Mustard Gas 230 units

and aeresol dispersion systems

money will be made payable upon arrival

oh and do be careful

Kanedia:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your interest! However, we would point out that the cost of the Influenza v1918 pathogen is 99.5 BILLION credits per unit (delivery system is provided gratis).

1) Your total for the other products requested is: 22,655,000 CREDs

2) The total including Influenza: 22,885,022,655,000 CREDs which would be roughly 125, 000 from each of your 183 million citizens.

Please inform us if you would care to take the 1st option, without the Influenza.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

We will take the first option without influenza

money is being wired how long will it take to arrive?

Fellow Nations:

The Federation of Feere is pleased to announce the Grand Opening of a new online showroom:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Feere hopes that our Loyal Customers, Friends, & Allies will enjoy this new venue. The Federation also welcomes any & all QUALIFIED new Customers. The Federation of Feere is an Equally Opportunistic Entrepreneur.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

We will take the first option without influenza

money is being wired how long will it take to arrive?

Kanedia:

An exemplary choice- we congratulate Kanedia on its fiscal restraint! The funds will be held in escrow while the products are en route via covert courier within the week (NS time).

As a new customer, please accept a complimentary lot of 1000 units Anthrax vaccine FREE OF CHARGE!!!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

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*************

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110M CREDs

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The perfect accessory for the PALENTIR, DAMOCLES hangs above the heads of your enemies… awaiting the order to strike! KaosKontrol-targeted depleted-uranium javelins streak down from orbit at FANTASTIC speeds to smite your enemies virtually anywhere! Ultra-dense javelins destroy targets via kinetic interaction, ensuring a bloody mess for the designated recipient while “minimizing” collateral damage associated with chemical or nuclear explosives. Each module contains 50 BALISTA depleted-uranium javelins.

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******************

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TODAY ONLY: Any orders received with a time/date stamp of Sunday, 13 JUL 2003 will receive 50% this initial software package! That's 750,000 for 1000 seat license, 50K for each additional 1000 seats!!! TODAY ONLY!!!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Browse our NEW online Showroom:

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Phallanx will take

1x MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat

2x DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module

4x BX-10 penatrator

1x CHAOS Communication Software

651.6 million
funds will be transfered on recipte of goods

Phallanx will take

1x MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat

2x DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module

4x BX-10 penatrator

650 million
funds will be transfered on recipte of goods

Phallanx:

The Federation of Feere welcomes its Friend & Trading Partner! Our compliments on an excellently chosen array of weaponry! Funds to be held in escrow while products are en route via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Can i purtchas the plans and production rights fore the emp wepons and satelites so long as i guarantee thath:

I wont sell it ore its plans.
I will only use it to defend myself.
I wont use it agasinst you.
And i wont distribute it to other nations.
:?:

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your kind interest in our Sizzling Summer line of Energy-based weaponry! Though we would most gladly trade with your mighty Nation, it is not our current policy to extend production rights to other Nations. We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

Would you still care to purchase these goods?

I. M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
Yes.

Whel then first 10x DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Modules = 1,100mil
2x spy satelites.-MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat = 220mil
CHAOS Communication Software and seats fore 2 milion
2x EB100 ShockWave EMP Device = 100,000
100x RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun = 655,000
1000x fuel cells fore it =1,000,000
1000x RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module =249.5 milion
1000x VD01 Magneto EMP Missile = 79.5 mil
1000x VD03 Electra EMP Warhead = 449.5 mil
2x FIREFALL MIRV (i fi got it right its got allin all 9 warheads and 9 decoys per satelite?) = 1.1 bilj
3x BA-69 MAN-PORTABLE UNIT = 60mil
WX-25 Neutron Exterminator
100x SMARTBOMB: 2,550M
100x CRV21 CRUISE MISSILE: 3,550M
50x BX-10 Penetrator 400mil
VACCINES & ANTIDOTES
all vaxine types (you deside quantites/doses) fore 100mil

100L CHN1.0.1 Silent Night =500,000
(Are the units already loded with its paylod?)
-Silent Night loded units-
100x AS155 Artillery Shell Delivery System = 295,000
100x AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal System = 1.05mil
200x AER130D Aerosol Munition = 1.5mil
10x CM93 Warhead System = 3.955mil

Whew!
You can understand why i asked fore the plans. ;) :lol:
Anny way i don got time to add all things upp.
But i want the shipment divided in 2 equal parts.
I dont think there are anny urgent need fore the stuff so first send the first part and recive payment fore it and later say 3-5 rl days send the second half and recive payment upon delivery.
Ore i culd stretch my asets if i realy -hawe- to pay fore all of it at once.
Were my shopping list too confusing?

Edit: can i get a discount fore my big order?

Ore a discount if i plege the folowing?:
I wont sell it ore its plans.
I will only use it to defend myself.
I wont use it agasinst you.
And i wont distribute it to other nations.

Can i purtchas the plans and production rights fore the emp wepons and satelites so long as i guarantee thath:

I wont sell it ore its plans.
I will only use it to defend myself.
I wont use it agasinst you.
And i wont distribute it to other nations.
:?:

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your kind interest in our Sizzling Summer line of Energy-based weaponry! Though we would most gladly trade with your mighty Nation, it is not our current policy to extend production rights to other Nations. We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

Would you still care to purchase these goods?

I. M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
Yes.

Whel then first 10x DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Modules = 1,100mil
2x spy satelites.-MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat = 220mil
CHAOS Communication Software and seats fore 2 milion
2x EB100 ShockWave EMP Device = 100,000
100x RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun = 655,000
1000x fuel cells fore it =1,000,000
1000x RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module =249.5 milion
1000x VD01 Magneto EMP Missile = 79.5 mil
1000x VD03 Electra EMP Warhead = 449.5 mil
2x FIREFALL MIRV (i fi got it right its got allin all 9 warheads and 9 decoys per satelite?) = 1.1 bilj
3x BA-69 MAN-PORTABLE UNIT = 60mil
WX-25 Neutron Exterminator
100x SMARTBOMB: 2,550M
100x CRV21 CRUISE MISSILE: 3,550M
50x BX-10 Penetrator 400mil
VACCINES & ANTIDOTES
all vaxine types (you deside quantites/doses) fore 100mil

100L CHN1.0.1 Silent Night =500,000
(Are the units already loded with its paylod?)
-Silent Night loded units-
100x AS155 Artillery Shell Delivery System = 295,000
100x AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal System = 1.05mil
200x AER130D Aerosol Munition = 1.5mil
10x CM93 Warhead System = 3.955mil

Whew!
You can understand why i asked fore the plans. ;) :lol:
Anny way i don got time to add all things upp.
But i want the shipment divided in 2 equal parts.
I dont think there are anny urgent need fore the stuff so first send the first part and recive payment fore it and later say 3-5 rl days send the second half and recive payment upon delivery.
Ore i culd stretch my asets if i realy -hawe- to pay fore all of it at once.
Were my shopping list too confusing?

Edit: can i get a discount fore my big order?

Ore a discount if i plege the folowing?:
I wont sell it ore its plans.
I will only use it to defend myself.
I wont use it agasinst you.
And i wont distribute it to other nations.

Furry_wolf2001b:

Superb choice of armaments! The Federation of Feere compliments you on your excellent taste! Our intel indicates that your Nation has the capacity to afford the products ordered.

Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Okay thanks the monny wil be paid upon reciving our goods.
I hawe calculated it will all come to =13,820,600,000 if i hawe calculated corectly...

The CoVar Corporation would like to purchase the following,

Biological Agents:
Anthrax
Botulinin
Ebola
Smallpox
Influenza

Chemical Agents:
Mustard Gas
VX Nerve Agent
PSY Hallucinogenic

For...ur...uh...Research Purposes and too further our own collection of Chemical and Biological Weapons. We would like only a small ammount for labratory analyses and we would also like to purchase the antidotes and vaccines for the above list. The required money will be wired on confirmation, although, delivery will be difficult due to a shuffling of resource to allow for increased security and lower risk of discovery.

We also would like to know if VORK INDUSTRIES would like to add one of our own creations LX-1 Nerve Agent to add to their list of sold Chemical Weapons. For more information as well as to negotiate the licensing for production and sales of LX-1, we await your response.

Premier CEO President John Silver

OOC: Think I was overlooked, not that would happen to such an important customer as myself. Anyway, reminder.

CoVar Corporation:

Feere apologizes for the delay in responding to your inquiry, and for any inconvenience incurred. Unfortunately, Feere must decline your current request. The Federation is primarilly concerned with sales of agents AND delivery systems. Your research request may result in conditions not optimal for the Federation's interests.

Thank you for your understanding,

G. Slyk
Ministry of Love

Formost, I am interest now in possible licensing of CoVar produced Biological and Chemical compounds through Feere corporations. We think we can work out a reasonable deal for their sale. There are currently I think a couple we would wish to have licensed, LX-1 and another currently secret agent. We do hope something can be worked out.

Second, CoVar wishes to know if by "result in conditions not optimal for the Federation's interests" you meant that we would steal your market. If purchased for research purposes, any agent would not be allowed to be sold directly or indirectly to a consumer nation. We mainly only use all WMD specificly for a financed mission and not to be sold to a nation's stockpile.

Final, Feere being CoVar's #1 supplier (also #1 preferred supplier) of WMDs we wish to offer our legal divisions services in fighting agressive nations attempting to close Feere's sales, FREE OF CHARGE. We hope to keep Feere in the future as our #1 supplier.

Premier CEO President John Silver

OOC: Sorry I am getting back to this a bit late. Anyway, that last bit was indended to be in the letter before I reconsidered making another try at getting the WMDs again. Sounds, a lot like I am trying to manipulate you the way it is. Guess that would be in character. LOL!

"What the.." A man says in the Vulcanus's Main Medical Institute(VMMI)
"Professor.. You might want to take a look at this" He nods to the man walking by.
"Well..? Excellent! Just what we need for our experiment! Get me on th phone.. our Secretary of Defence." The professor, Malcolm Zoidberg says to the intern.
"Will do.. if you say so."

Secretary of Defence, Main Office:

"Ok. Understood. Bye" SoD, Adrian Dwell clicks the line off.
He presses the numbers on the phone.
"We need 20 litres of VX Gas and 5 litres of Anthrax. They're used solely on medical testing and researching purposes.. Can you do that? Money will be transferred to your account when confirmed." Adrian closes the phone and mumbles.

Feere,

What is the MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat? A satalite, correct? I may have intrest in purchusing these from you. Post back your reply. Thanks.

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Supreme commander-of-everything Kireth Gateway
Ruler of The Basenji (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=the_basenji)
Owner of Basenji Firearms (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40961&highlight=)
Nation located in country “The Republic of Congo” in Africa
Leader of 'The Dictator alliance'.
Member of PWNA.

Dude man, these things like, kill people man. It's like I've said before man, why do we gotta profit from like, death. You know? Let's like, come up with ways to destroy these bad things, you know man. Then we can all like live in peace and stuff, catch my drift man?

i need 2 EB100 ShockWave EMP Device by tomorrow

$50000 for fast delivery

money wired

Phallanxes 5th fleet is heading out to show hippie freaks what killing really is with blacknight cruise missiles

You did get my TG right Feere?

Okay thanks the monny wil be paid upon reciving our goods.
I hawe calculated it will all come to =13,820,600,000 if i hawe calculated corectly...

Furry_wolf2001b:

Excellent! Funds will be held in escrow while products are in transit via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

TO The Federation's Valued Customers, Friends, & Allies:

OOC: Sorry folks, been out of town on biz all week! Just returned NOW- couldn't play NS on a company box (very frowned upon...)!

Kick ass, I am glad that Silent Night is so well recieved. It took a lot of research and hard work on our part and guts on Feere's part to market something that has yet to be tested on humans (that'll change, I just gave Wolfish what stocks I had produced before our business deal for his new prison, check it out here: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53195).

The CoVar Corporation would like to purchase the following,

Biological Agents:
Anthrax
Botulinin
Ebola
Smallpox
Influenza

Chemical Agents:
Mustard Gas
VX Nerve Agent
PSY Hallucinogenic

For...ur...uh...Research Purposes and too further our own collection of Chemical and Biological Weapons. We would like only a small ammount for labratory analyses and we would also like to purchase the antidotes and vaccines for the above list. The required money will be wired on confirmation, although, delivery will be difficult due to a shuffling of resource to allow for increased security and lower risk of discovery.

We also would like to know if VORK INDUSTRIES would like to add one of our own creations LX-1 Nerve Agent to add to their list of sold Chemical Weapons. For more information as well as to negotiate the licensing for production and sales of LX-1, we await your response.

Premier CEO President John Silver

OOC: Think I was overlooked, not that would happen to such an important customer as myself. Anyway, reminder.

CoVar Corporation:

Feere apologizes for the delay in responding to your inquiry, and for any inconvenience incurred. Unfortunately, Feere must decline your current request. The Federation is primarilly concerned with sales of agents AND delivery systems. Your research request may result in conditions not optimal for the Federation's interests.

Thank you for your understanding,

G. Slyk
Ministry of Love

Formost, I am interest now in possible licensing of CoVar produced Biological and Chemical compounds through Feere corporations. We think we can work out a reasonable deal for their sale. There are currently I think a couple we would wish to have licensed, LX-1 and another currently secret agent. We do hope something can be worked out.

Second, CoVar wishes to know if by "result in conditions not optimal for the Federation's interests" you meant that we would steal your market. If purchased for research purposes, any agent would not be allowed to be sold directly or indirectly to a consumer nation. We mainly only use all WMD specificly for a financed mission and not to be sold to a nation's stockpile.

Final, Feere being CoVar's #1 supplier (also #1 preferred supplier) of WMDs we wish to offer our legal divisions services in fighting agressive nations attempting to close Feere's sales, FREE OF CHARGE. We hope to keep Feere in the future as our #1 supplier.

Premier CEO President John Silver

OOC: Sorry I am getting back to this a bit late. Anyway, that last bit was indended to be in the letter before I reconsidered making another try at getting the WMDs again. Sounds, a lot like I am trying to manipulate you the way it is. Guess that would be in character. LOL!

CEO Silver:

The Federation of Feere finds your marketing proposal for LX-1 & the other agent most fascinating! Let us speak further on this topic via encrypted channels... .

As for the matter of our Federation's concern that "we would steal your market," where "we" refers to CoVar, it was not our intent to accuse our Valued Trading Partners of potentially unethical conduct. Actually, our representatives were refering to a posibility of the products' lethality being compromised by vaccine/antidote research.

HOWEVER, since you bring it up, backward engineering is indeed a risk all industries must face in these trying times. In the case of VORK Industries' chem/bio line, risk mitigation comes in the form of... engineered instabilities (chemical and/or genetic) introduced into the formulae and/or DNA code. We have reports of rather... unpleasant results from overly enthusiastic labs tinkering with our products. Most unpleasant indeed.

We are sure that our Valued Trading Partners @ CoVar are not among those who would engage in any activity to compromise Feere's interests, or adversely affect our mutually profitable Trade Status!

The Federation is most pleased and flattered at CoVar's generous offer of legal representation! Again, let us discuss this intriguing development in a more private venue.

S. Vyshus
Corporate Overlord
Federation of Feere

"What the.." A man says in the Vulcanus's Main Medical Institute(VMMI)
"Professor.. You might want to take a look at this" He nods to the man walking by.
"Well..? Excellent! Just what we need for our experiment! Get me on th phone.. our Secretary of Defence." The professor, Malcolm Zoidberg says to the intern.
"Will do.. if you say so."

Secretary of Defence, Main Office:

"Ok. Understood. Bye" SoD, Adrian Dwell clicks the line off.
He presses the numbers on the phone.
"We need 20 litres of VX Gas and 5 litres of Anthrax. They're used solely on medical testing and researching purposes.. Can you do that? Money will be transferred to your account when confirmed." Adrian closes the phone and mumbles.

Vulcanus:

The Federation of Feere is somewhat perplexed by this order. Your Nation's motto, "War Is Not The Answer. Love Is" indicates your interest in our most excellent products (VX & Anthrax) for research, likely runs counter to our Corporate best interests.

We regret to inform that we will not be filling this order.

H. Mueller
Ministry of Truth

Feere,

What is the MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat? A satalite, correct? I may have intrest in purchusing these from you. Post back your reply. Thanks.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Supreme commander-of-everything Kireth Gateway
Ruler of The Basenji (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=the_basenji)
Owner of Basenji Firearms (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=40961&highlight=)
Nation located in country “The Republic of Congo” in Africa
Leader of 'The Dictator alliance'.
Member of PWNA.

The Basenji:

Ah, The Federation of Feere welcomes our Allies, Friends, & Most Honored Trading Partners!

In answer to your querry re the MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat- YES! This is indeed an orbital system! It's state-of-the-art technological surveilance gear.

To see more:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

i need 2 EB100 ShockWave EMP Device by tomorrow

$50000 for fast delivery

money wired
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CONFIRMATION OF EXCHANGE DATED15JUL03
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Dude man, these things like, kill people man. It's like I've said before man, why do we gotta profit from like, death. You know? Let's like, come up with ways to destroy these bad things, you know man. Then we can all like live in peace and stuff, catch my drift man?

Hippie Freaks:

The Federation of Feere thanks your "small, environmentally stunning nation... of 10 million" for its outspokenness on the important issue of global WMD sales. Please know that your comments regarding our business dealings are duly noted in our Eternal DataMarts- these words shall exist forever in our Archives.

Our Federation’s Ministry of Truth indicates that your little country has opened a “free store”, where goods are… well… given away free of charge? How very special. Perhaps Operatives from Feere's Ministry of Love might contribute something... appropriate to your little endeavor. We'll be in touch!

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace

You did get my TG right Feere?

Aquilla:

But of course... please check your encrypted channel.

Kick ass, I am glad that Silent Night is so well recieved. It took a lot of research and hard work on our part and guts on Feere's part to market something that has yet to be tested on humans (that'll change, I just gave Wolfish what stocks I had produced before our business deal for his new prison, check it out here: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=53195).

Scandavian States:

Fascinating indeed! Do let us know how things... turn out! As you know, VORK's Marketing crew just shivers with glee at the prospect of more live video feed of product in action!

C. Ali
VORK Industries

pretty stuff- how bout 10 BA-69 MAN-PORTABLE UNIT, 100 BA-96 LITTLE BASTARD, 100 EB100 ShockWave EMP Device.

$$$ is sent

thx

what awful weapons!

CEO Silver:

The Federation of Feere finds your marketing proposal for LX-1 & the other agent most fascinating! Let us speak further on this topic via encrypted channels... .

As for the matter of our Federation's concern that "we would steal your market," where "we" refers to CoVar, it was not our intent to accuse our Valued Trading Partners of potentially unethical conduct. Actually, our representatives were refering to a posibility of the products' lethality being compromised by vaccine/antidote research.

HOWEVER, since you bring it up, backward engineering is indeed a risk all industries must face in these trying times. In the case of VORK Industries' chem/bio line, risk mitigation comes in the form of... engineered instabilities (chemical and/or genetic) introduced into the formulae and/or DNA code. We have reports of rather... unpleasant results from overly enthusiastic labs tinkering with our products. Most unpleasant indeed.

We are sure that our Valued Trading Partners @ CoVar are not among those who would engage in any activity to compromise Feere's interests, or adversely affect our mutually profitable Trade Status!

The Federation is most pleased and flattered at CoVar's generous offer of legal representation! Again, let us discuss this intriguing development in a more private venue.

S. Vyshus
Corporate Overlord
Federation of Feere

We will contact you shortly.

CoVar Corporate Board of Directors

OOC:It's getting late I will take care of this later. Just wanted you to know I haven't forgotten.

I like 2 LITTLE BASTARDs. $500,000 as been send to you.

bump

I'll take a batch of Ebola, fastest missile delivering system you have, and one missile that could deliver the ebola.

Also along with my previous order, your Mordex Palentir IntelSat system with 3 of your DAMOCLES Death On Command Modules.


Money wired.

I would like the following:

as Aerosol
20 units of Silent Night
20 units of VX
20 units of PSY
30 units of Anthrax
1,000 units of Mustard Gas

as Artillery Rockets
10 units of Small Pox
10 units of Ebola
30 units of Silent Night
1,000 units of Mustard Gas

I believe that would come to a total of 12,840,000 credits
Money will be wired upon confirmation

Also along with my previous order, your Mordex Palentir IntelSat system with 3 of your DAMOCLES Death On Command Modules.


Money wired.

Mitchell101:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order, and compliments your excellent choices in products! Sounds like your enemies are in for a real treat!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

I would like the following:

as Aerosol
20 units of Silent Night
20 units of VX
20 units of PSY
30 units of Anthrax
1,000 units of Mustard Gas

as Artillery Rockets
10 units of Small Pox
10 units of Ebola
30 units of Silent Night
1,000 units of Mustard Gas

I believe that would come to a total of 12,840,000 credits
Money will be wired upon confirmation

C18X,

Due to international whining... er, ahh... we mean diplomacy, The Federation of Feere has agreed to curtail WMD sales to those nations less than a month old.

We deeply regret any inconvenience this policy may incur. If you're still in the market for frighteningly lethal products on 17 August 2003, please return!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

I'll buy twenty more DOD's please. This should be quite entertaining.


Money wired.

I'll buy twenty more DOD's please. This should be quite entertaining.


Money wired.

Mitchell101:

Spendid! May your enemies' gaze be ever pointed skyward in Fear!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Five more IntelSat's please. :lol: Last got blown up by a robot orbiting the planet with a grenade launcher.


Money Wired.

Five more IntelSat's please. :lol: Last got blown up by a robot orbiting the planet with a grenade launcher.


Money Wired.

Mitchell101:

The Federation of Feere mourns the loss of your PALENTIRS... would you be so kind as to supply the thread describing their destruction? G-ZERO Engineering (manufacturer of the PALENTIR system) is always seeking methods to improve their products!

Order filled.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

we repeat our indignance at these awful weapons!

Feere: How much would it cost to transfer 30 trillion dollars from Sketch's money to mine?

Feere: How much would it cost to transfer 30 trillion dollars from Sketch's money to mine?

Aquilla:

Whatever do you mean?

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

The Republic Of Amyth is currently looking for a reliable suit-case delivery system and either Influenza vintage 1918, or Ebola. We would appreciate a quote on 14 of these systems, our preference is 7 of each type of weapon.

The Republic Of Amyth is currently looking for a reliable suit-case delivery system and either Influenza vintage 1918, or Ebola. We would appreciate a quote on 14 of these systems, our preference is 7 of each type of weapon.

Amyth:

The Federation of Feere's IntelOps indicates that your nation is very young, tiny (5 million population) with an economic rating of "weak", and run by a "psychotic dictator". Not exactly AAA-rated credit, and certainly insufficient to acquire the products you designated. Feere regrets any inconvenience Amyth may experience as a result of this denial of services.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

I wuld like to order an aditional 20 DOD systems.
We were wondering tho, abouth their penetrating ability, and pure destructive power...
A agressive naiboring naiton live in/use mainly domed hive citys, withch domes are probably of high military bunker model, ore atleast hily resistant to damage...

Whole order:

3x VD03 Electra EMP Warhead 449,500 CREDs per unit
20x VD01 Magneto EMP Missile 79,500 CREDs per unit
20x RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module 249,500 CREDs per unit
200x RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun 65,500 CREDs per unit
with two extra fuel cells fore eatch(2+1 in the gun)
10x EB100 ShockWave EMP Device 20,500 CREDs /unit

2x FIREFALL MIRV (Multiple Independent Re-entry Vehicles) 550M CRED/unit
2x MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat 110M CREDs /unit
20x DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module 110M CREDs/unuit

We wuld also like to enqire about a missile defence satelite platform option.
And also enqire if a satelite defence platform option is posible too....

I wuld like to order an aditional 20 DOD systems.
We were wondering tho, abouth their penetrating abilit,y and pure destructive power...
A agressive naiboring naiton live/use mainly domed hive citys, withch domes are probably of high military bunker model, ore atleast hily resistant to damage...

Whole order:

3x VD03 Electra EMP Warhead 449,500 CREDs per unit
20x VD01 Magneto EMP Missile 79,500 CREDs per unit
20x RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module 249,500 CREDs per unit
200x RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun 65,500 CREDs per unit
with two extra fuel cells fore eatch(2+1 in the gun)
10x EB100 ShockWave EMP Device 20,500 CREDs /unit

2x FIREFALL MIRV (Multiple Independent Re-entry Vehicles) 550M CRED/unit
2x MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat 110M CREDs /unit
20x DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module 110M CREDs/unuit

We wuld also like to enqire about a missile defence satelite platform option.
And also enqire if a satelite defence platform option is posible too....

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere welcomes our most honored trading partners, and compliments the excellent product mix of your most recent selection! RE the DAMOCLES DOD satellites- these are wickedly effective in trashing ANY AFV, but against the targets YOU described (heavilly armored hive domes ala Peoples Anthill} would probably NOT fit the bill... we suggestG-ZERO's BX-10 Penetrator!

For those hard to reach targets! Sometimes a multi-megaton, city-killer just isn’t an appropriate tool for the job. Enter the PENETRATOR! Using proprietary G-ZERO technology, we focus a series of very-low-yield nuclear detonations into a penetrating cone ahead of the main munition, a .5 kiloton device. Testing shows only minimal surface radiation release, typically no worse than spending a week in a tanning booth! Uses our patented Bullseye guidance system, combining GPS and laser technologies for added reliability 2000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 80M CREDs / unit

The DAMOCLES are really better suited to whacking individuals in relatively exposed situations.

As for the anti-satellite platforms, these are NOT yet available for general sales.

The funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Store is looking good, as always :) . I would like to order 50 DOD satalites to...harrass. :twisted:

I would also like to wire 50.8 billion to you for use in R&D. Plase inform me of your next weapon devolpent. We look forward to it. :twisted:

{Signed- Kieth Gateway}

I wuld like to order an aditional 20 DOD systems.
We were wondering tho, abouth their penetrating abilit,y and pure destructive power...
A agressive naiboring naiton live/use mainly domed hive citys, withch domes are probably of high military bunker model, ore atleast hily resistant to damage...

--cut--

We wuld also like to enqire about a missile defence satelite platform option.
And also enqire if a satelite defence platform option is posible too....

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere welcomes our most honored trading partners, and compliments the excellent product mix of your most recent selection! RE the DAMOCLES DOD satellites- these are wickedly effective in trashing ANY AFV, but against the targets YOU described (heavilly armored hive domes ala Peoples Anthill} would probably NOT fit the bill... we suggestG-ZERO's BX-10 Penetrator!

For those hard to reach targets! Sometimes a multi-megaton, city-killer just isn?t an appropriate tool for the job. Enter the PENETRATOR! Using proprietary G-ZERO technology, we focus a series of very-low-yield nuclear detonations into a penetrating cone ahead of the main munition, a .5 kiloton device. Testing shows only minimal surface radiation release, typically no worse than spending a week in a tanning booth! Uses our patented Bullseye guidance system, combining GPS and laser technologies for added reliability 2000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 80M CREDs / unit

The DAMOCLES are really better suited to whacking individuals in relatively exposed situations.

As for the anti-satellite platforms, these are NOT yet available for general sales.

The funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/
Hmm maby you are right, but i dont want to be acused to start a nuke contest, ore a nuke war...
And i think if a dod satelite spent its entire ammo on a small consentrated point, one shot after in the same place it wuld do some major damage and ewentualy brake thru and do some damage...
Whath do you think?

And i do order 20x of the smart bomb penitrator=1600 mil
But i wuld still want to know your thoughts about the dod system.
Are a dod system as acurate as a modern artilery fire?
Ore a more WWII hige (fore them)bomb run accoracy?

Annyway 50% of monny wired, the last 50% atomaticaly sent upon reciving the goods.

Are a dod system as acurate as a modern artilery fire? Ore a more WWII hige (fore them)bomb run accoracy?


Furry_wolf2001b:

Good point! The Federation of Feere "exists" in current to near-future time frame. Think about the incredible accuracy of modern JDAM GPS-guided bombs, augmented by the technology of Feere's totally weapons-focused economy & culture.

The DAMOCLES utilizes state-of-the-art + tech to achieve INCREDIBLEY personalized, pin-point, ACCURACY in real-time environment. The system exists to KILL individuals on the move, at rest, WHATEVER, WHENEVER, in any but the MOST protected environments.

Could it take out a sawed-off north korean git hiding in a subterranean bunker? No. Could it vaporize a whack jihad-boy terrorist in his Land Rover driving between caves? HELL YES!!!

The Federation hopes this product information is helpful to you in making an informed buying decision.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Store is looking good, as always :) . I would like to order 50 DOD satalites to...harrass. :twisted:

I would also like to wire 50.8 billion to you for use in R&D. Plase inform me of your next weapon devolpent. We look forward to it. :twisted:

{Signed- Kieth Gateway}

(Just incase you missed it)

Store is looking good, as always :) . I would like to order 50 DOD satalites to...harrass. :twisted:

I would also like to wire 50.8 billion to you for use in R&D. Plase inform me of your next weapon devolpent. We look forward to it. :twisted:

{Signed- Kieth Gateway}

Kieth Gateway of The Basenji:

The Federation of Feere rejoices at hearing from our Most Honored Trade Partners! Your order for 50 of G-ZERO's wicked orbital assasins is confirmed. May your enemies soil themselves in Fear as they look ever skywards for impending Doom! The effectiveness of this personalized killing technology is demonstrated in the thread:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=55380&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=20

Regarding the most generous R&D Grant: What would our Friends & Allies like to see? Please assist us in developing the best lethal solution to your most pressing international problem! What manner of death would BEST suit your despicable adversaries? Feere AIMS to please!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Heh anny chance of a DOD on speed/steroids?
I mean a bigger and armord (maby titanium)shell fore more fortyfide bunkers.
I think with the raw speed and momentum witch it is abel to acive is werry destructive in itself.
Think of somthing like the depleted uranum tank buster amunition but bigger.... :D :twisted:
And there are regular bunker buster bombs too, cross it with a tank buster and a dod system.
Shuld be werry usefull, and posible (belivable in rl)wepon indead.

Heh anny chance of a DOD on speed/steroids?
I mean a bigger and armord (maby titanium)shell fore more fortyfide bunkers.
I think with the raw speed and momentum witch it is abel to acive is werry destructive in itself.
Think of somthing like the depleted uranum tank buster amunition but bigger.... :D :twisted:
And there are regular bunker buster bombs too, cross it with a tank buster and a dod system.
Shuld be werry usefull, and posible (belivable in rl)wepon indead.

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere admires your enthusiasm! The good people @ G-ZERO would like NOTHING more than to accomodate your wishes.... . However, the laws of physics and rantings of way-too-serious-get-a-f**king-life denizens of NS Forums make the fulfillment of this request unlikely...!

OOC: You would NOT believe the number of pissant, nit-picky, you-missed-the-sixty-seventh-decimal-point-in-the-value-of-pi- Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons types I've dealt with bitching about what's "realistic" in weaponry since taking up RP on NS! I mean, IT'S A GAME!

I do not endorse totally bogus godmodders, but gimme a break on the Physics exam- some of these folks will bitch to no end about how "unrealistic" my goodies are, then shoot me with an Ignore Cannon from their Elven-built stardestroyer and fly back to their sector of the friggin galaxy in time for lunch. Geez! *regains composure*

IC: Our Federation realizes the political cost of thermonuclear solutions to diplomatic problems, but currently has no alternative to deeply burried targets. Feere regrets any inconvenience this may entail for your nation.

I.M. Eivle
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I would like to place an order of 3 PALENTIRS from you. The money will be wired on confirmation.

Thank you!

Heh, o whel my order fore the other stuff is still walid tho.

Ooc: yeah i know i hawe seen a bunch of whiners god mod cryers and ignore cannon shoting fools.
It is a game and if some one choses to use somthing in a rp only the rp people shuld get a say if it is walid ore not.
If not simly say: sorry too unbelivable,too poewrfull, dosent fit this rp, etc.
Some f people just jump in and cry godmod and ignore cannon salute at the slightest hint of provocation...
And they arent ewen in the rp!
It might not ewen be -in- a rp!
And the cannon thing, dont people know how to ignore someone?
shesh. :roll:

If -i- had to realy design somthing like i talket about, i wuld use somthing like the nuke firing satelite stats.
= max 6 bunker busters(ore is it 9?)
instead of the warhead system and its decoys.
Cheramik plating/coating to help with friction and heat.

Depleted uranium as wheigt and the rest of the stats from a regular bunker buster ore anti armor round.
Maby a titanium layer fore that "full metal jaket" feel(is right quopte?)

Shure you wont destroy the whole base probably(if you dont use nuke warhead ore gas).
But a regular bunker buster damage shuld still be werry efective against most bunkers.
Not those bases/bunkers too deep tho.
But fore those you might hawe air shafts and elevator shafts and a base suport (generator/pumps/etc..) that might be wunrable.

Err rambles.. :oops:
Your thoughts?

Fenris IV would like to order 2 MX-99 HAT TRICK in the cruise missile form. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

I would like to place an order of 3 PALENTIRS from you. The money will be wired on confirmation.

Thank you!

The Basenji:

Excellent (steeples fingers like Mr. Burns)! Funds shall remain in escrow while products are in transit via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation Feere is happy to accomodate! We'll cheerfully modify our SA-19 ECLIPSE OWP FIREFALL to your custom specs! AND ALL FOR THE SAME PRICE!

OOC: At this point, you kinda expect an offer to accept competitor's coupons, BUT DON'T!

IC:
However, as we said- current technology for anihilating deeply buried/hardened targets requires the punch only a NUKE can deliver. We can substitute 9 x BX-10 Penetrator* low-yield nukes for the more audacious 50 kiloton devices. We anticipate your reply!

I.M. Eivle
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* For those hard to reach targets! Sometimes a multi-megaton, city-killer just isn’t an appropriate tool for the job. Enter the PENETRATOR! Using proprietary G-ZERO technology, we focus a series of very-low-yield nuclear detonations into a penetrating cone ahead of the main munition, a .5 kiloton device. Testing shows only minimal surface radiation release, typically no worse than spending a week in a tanning booth! Uses our patented Bullseye guidance system, combining GPS and laser technologies for added reliability.

Fenris IV would like to order 2 MX-99 HAT TRICK in the cruise missile form. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Fenris IV:

Your credit check passed with flying colors! The Federation of Feere looks forward to reports of your MX-99 HAT TRICKs slagging the teeming metrtropli of your loathsome enemies! May their eyeballs vaporize in their burning skulls in witness to their atomic demise (do send us a postcard of the carnage)!Funds remain in escrow whilst goods are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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We of the New Terran Confederacy would like to order

CHAOS Communication Software : a 20000 seat licence. Linux compatibility is a must.

Funds will be transfered upon confirmation of this purchase. (3,400,000 if my calculator isn't damaged!)

On a side note, it seems funny that the only people that worry about WMD are the people who worry about the balance of power, people so concered about the current reign that they attack the people who could ever upstart their control. Fancy that.

-His Lord Of The Admiralty
J.D. Stolypin

o CM93 Warhead System:
I would like 5 of those for
2,477,500
thank you

In a seperate order, the New Terran Confederacy would like to order:

1x MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat

- if possible we would appreciate linking the IntelSat to the previously order C3 systems.

[OOC: These two purchases being the first military spending my nation has done - I presume the budget has enough room for this 110M credit purchase. I hope. =/]

His Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin
-Speaking for the High Council of the NTC

We're new & "tiny", but our economy is highly rated- check us out! No WMD today- just ten EB100 ShockWave EMP Devices for 500K; two RG50 LightningRod HERF Guns for 131K; and one VD03 Electra EMP Warhead for 449.5K. Total= 1,080,500- well within our budget.

Money transfered upon confirmation.

can i buy five of each of these:


Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 6:24 pm Post subject: Wicked-bad Weapons for sale

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The Federation of Feere is home to VORK Industries, MORDEX Corporation, & most recently, G-ZERO Engineering, all purveyors of high-quality destructive systems. Here are a sampling of their products:

VORK INDUSTRIES
"Genocidal capabilities at competitive rates"

BIOTOXINS
VORK Industries is proud to present our line of biological agents for the New Millennium! Our state-of-the-art production facilities guarantee weaponized pathogens of the highest lethality & dependability combined with precision-engineered delivery systems without peer. Vaccines & antidotes also available


· Anthrax v6.1.3: An oldie but goodie! Excellent choice for those on a tight budget with a lot of killing to do! Our state-of-the-art production methods provide the finest particles to defeat most respiratory protective filters deployed by militaries around the planet.
Call for bulk pricing!

· Botulinin v3.01.4: Finally, stable enough for battlefield conditions! Botox’s big, bad brother will have your enemies convulsing in record time. This high-tech synthesis of Mother Nature’s deadliest neurotoxin with VORK Industries proprietary StasisTech delivery media provides unparalleled lethality.
Call for bulk pricing!

· Ebola v2.4.0: Nothing promotes absolute terror like a nasty case of hemorrhagic fever! Your enemies will go mad with fright as they literally sweat blood! An all-time favorite for end-game scenarios when you’ve got nothing left to lose and have opted for a “scorched earth” solution to impending defeat. VORK Industries revolutionary EZ-Contagion vector provides a reliable, cost-effective product delivery medium.
Call for bulk pricing!

· Smallpox v3.5.2: Once thought eradicated, this scourge & pestilence of humanity has made a big comeback! Thanks to double-dealing, two-faced Soviet bureaucrats of the Cold War Era, smallpox has not only survived, but is more lethal than ever! VORK Industries, in collaboration with new sister company MUTAGEN LLC, specialists in Genetic Engineering has “tweaked” stuffy, old SMALLPOX into a plague for the 21st Century! Now more contagious by a factor of 3 with a variable, pseudo-randomly generated incubation period and accelerated kill-time!
Call for bulk pricing!


· Influenza vintage 1918: Our Top-of-the-Line Pandemic product! If you can’t have the World, then no one can! More lethal than the Black Death, this agent claimed more fatalities in one flu season than all 4 yrs. of World War One!!! If it’s really YOU against the World, this product is an absolute MUST!
99.5B CREDs per delivery system (your choice!)
Antidote/vaccine: CALL FOR PRICE

CHEMICAL AGENTS

· CHM5.2.0 Mustard Gas: A time honored classic, this blistering agent has been around since WWI. Actually a liquid, Mustard “Gas” is highly corrosive, causing hideously painful lesions on any flesh with which it contacts. If inhaled this agent eats away at the victims lungs, causing the unfortunate to cough them up in bloody chunks. Mustard is persistent, seeping into soil & concrete and can cause casualties for years.

· CHV6.1.7 VX Nerve Agent: Binary neurotoxin. Separate components combine during delivery producing an extremely lethal substance attacking victims’ central nervous system. Effects include blurred vision, slurred speech, convulsions, loss of bladder & bowel control, respiratory failure and death within minutes of exposure. Minute quantities may be inhaled or absorbed through skin for lethal effect.

· CHLS7.3.9 PSY Hallucinogenic: Potent lysergic acid dithelamide derivative causes intense pseudo-psychotic reaction within minutes of exposure, which may occur via inhalation or skin absorption. Effects last between 24-72 hours, though permanent psychological pathologies may occur.

· CHN1.0.1 Silent Night: Organic toxin developed from Deadly Nightshade. Green-friendly formula lethal to humans, NOT animals! A sure hit for environmentally conscious combatants, animal rights enthusiasts, and violent vegans… kill your enemies, not their pets.


DELIVERY SYSTEMS
Delivery systems priced by payload.

· AS155 Artillery Shell Delivery System:
Conventional howitzer/gun rounds available in a variety of calibers. Proximity sensors ensure product delivery at optimal altitude for maximum lethality!

ANTHRAX: 6,500 CREDs per 10 units
BOTULININ: 39,500 CREDs per 10 units
EBOLA: 69,500 CREDs per 10 units
SMALLPOX: 69,500 CREDs per 10 units
MUSTARD: 5,500 CREDs per 10 units
VX 29,500 CREDs per 10 units
PSY 29,500 CREDs per 10 units
Silent Night 29,500 CREDs per 10 units

o AS300 Artillery Rocket Dispersal System:
300mm rockets contain precision-timed-release aerosol canister delivery pods for optimal agent dispersal pattern. Optional Spite bomblets saturate target area with delayed-release or proximity detonated mines for a gift that keeps on giving!

ANTHRAX: 12,500 CREDs per unit
BOTULININ: 49,500 CREDs per unit
EBOLA: 89,500 CREDs per unit
SMALLPOX: 89,500 CREDs per unit
MUSTARD: 5,500 CREDs per unit
VX 10,500 CREDs per unit
PSY 10,500 CREDs per unit
Silent Night 10,500 CREDs per unit


o AER130D Aerosol Munition:
Crop dusting with a wicked kick! Perfect for slow-and-low delivery platforms like the A-10 ground support fighter. Will also deploy from remote drone systems!

ANTHRAX: 9,500 CREDs per unit
BOTULININ: 44,500 CREDs per unit
EBOLA: 84,500 CREDs per unit
SMALLPOX: 84,500 CREDs per unit
MUSTARD: 4,500 CREDs per unit
VX 7,500 CREDs per unit
PSY 7,500 CREDs per unit
Silent Night 7,500 CREDs per unit



o CM93 Warhead System:
Compatible with Tomahawk cruise missiles (call for other models/modifications). Perfect vector for medium-range mayhem on military or civilian targets! Precision-release aerosol bomblets inundate the target with a lethal mist! General Havok guidance system utilizes cutting-edge GPS technology for pin-point delivery system accuracy while Wezel Tech ECM systems drive evasion/survivability rates through the roof (literally)!

ANTHRAX: 495,500 CREDs per unit
BOTULININ: 549,500 CREDs per unit
EBOLA: 629,500 CREDs per unit
SMALLPOX: 629,500 CREDs per unit
MUSTARD: 295,500 CREDs per unit
VX 395,500 CREDs per unit
PSY 395,500 CREDs per unit
Silent Night 395,500 CREDs per unit

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MORDEX CORPORATION
“InfoWar for the Masses”

MORDEX Corp. specializes in CybertTech solutions to politico-economic confrontations. When physical destruction of the opposition is not an optimal solution, consider our range of InfoTech options ranging from economic DDoS attacks to Cybernetic Armageddon.

Our staff of veteran Consultants will provide expertise in any scenario you care to execute. Here is a partial sampling of our services (COST NEGOTIABLE ACCORDING TO MISSION TARGET & SCOPE):

Industrial Espionage: Strapped for R&D cash? Why spend millions over years when a single payment now can provide technical parity with your enemies?

Cyber Sabotage: In addition to procuring information, our Consultants will happily alter/corrupt your adversaries’ data for an additional fee. Imagine the laughs at production time when we change design spec values by seemingly insignificant amounts. Ammo that doesn’t fit, engines that malfunction, buggy code- the possibilities are endless!

Misinformation campaigns: Tell lies about your enemies to sway public opinion. Tell a lie often enough, and it becomes the truth. Change news stories, web sites, opinion poll rigging, the options are virtually limitless!

Viruses, Worms, and other MalWare: Incapacitate or take control of your adversaries’ IT/IS assets via our extensive line of malicious aps! From simple Trojans & file killers to the most sophisticated polymorphic stealth worms, our coders deliver devastating products to make your enemies’ help desks pray for merciful death!

When you require more direct action, MORDEX Corp’s line of energy weapons is beyond peer.

VD03 Electra EMP Warhead: Customizable for most popular cruise missile models, the Electra delivers a circuit-frying wave of intense electro-magnetic radiation to wipe out your enemies’ IT/IS assets. Once only attainable by nuclear airburst, debilitating EMP is available now without the Political & radiological fallout (pun fully intended).

449,500 CREDs per unit

VD01 Magneto EMP Missile: Electra’s little sister, the Magneto unit is readily deployable by fixed-wing strike aircraft, attack helicopters, even MLRS systems! Capable of frying all but the most heavily shielded systems, the Magneto is an excellent choice for TacOps first-strike units!

79,500 CREDs per unit

RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module: High Energy Electromagnetic Frequency weaponry utilizes ultra-potent microwave bursts to scramble your enemies’ circuits. Readily customizable for most vehicle or aircraft mounting, the ThunderBolt system includes all the necessary power units & shielding for the carrier. Cutting-edge fuel cell technology provides unparalleled mobility!

SPECS
Weight: 263 lbs.
Length: 110 inches
Range: Approximately 2000 yards
Rechargeable fuel cell good for approximately 200 shots

249,500 CREDs per unit


RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun: Infantry version of the ThunderBolt. Easily portable, the LightningRod is about the size of a LAW rocket launcher- but not as noisy! Capable of defeating most MilSpec shielding at intermediate range (up to 100 yards) and unshielded targets at up to 500 yards. An excellent covert ops weapon, the LightningRod turns any airport into a fiery graveyard as airliners fall from the sky, their flight systems hopelessly scrambled! Imagine the mayhem your agents can create with a LightningRod on a freeway overpass! The only limit is your imagination!

SPECS
Weight: 8 lbs. unloaded, 11 lbs. with fuel cell
Length: 28 inches
Disposable fuel cell good for 2 shots

65,500 CREDs per unit


EB100 ShockWave EMP Device: The ultimate in Covert Ops hardware! To the uninitiated, the ShockWave looks like a high-end laptop. But when this baby crashes, it takes everything on the network with it! Have an expendable take it to your next “peace negotiation”!

20,500 CREDs / unit

SPECS
Weight: 11 lbs.
Range: 20 yds. Note- surge causes cascading effect on non-optical networks!

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G-ZERO ENGINEERING CORP.
“When it absolutely, positively has to be vaporized in 15 minutes or less!”

G-ZERO is committed to providing our customers with unparalleled accuracy, reliability, and lethality- everything the discerning buyer needs in a thermonuclear weapon!

BX-10 Penetrator
For those hard to reach targets! Sometimes a multi-megaton, city-killer just isn’t an appropriate tool for the job. Enter the PENETRATOR! Using proprietary G-ZERO technology, we focus a series of very-low-yield nuclear detonations into a penetrating cone ahead of the main monition, a .5 kiloton device. Testing shows only minimal surface radiation release, typically no worse than spending a week in a tanning booth!* Uses our patented Bullseye guidance system, combining GPS and laser technologies for added reliability.

2000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 80M CREDs / unit

WX-25 Neutron Exterminator
Back by popular demand! An excellent weapon for both offense AND defense! Wipe out your enemies with deadly pulses of short-lived radiation, but save their stuff to use later! Save money on occupation forces when there’s NO ONE THERE TO OCCUPY! ‘Nuff said!

1000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 25.5M CREDs / unit
CRV21 CRUISE MISSILE: 35.5M CREDs / unit

MX-99 HAT TRICK
We call it the “Hat Trick” because it makes things JUST DISAPPEAR! For those times when a dramatic statement is in order, it is truly hard to beat the shock & awe factor of 30 MEGATONS of whuppass going off in your enemies face! This city-killer accurately creates the effect of a small sun suddenly materializing in your adversaries’ backyard and leaves enough residual radiation for a hundred years worth of misery.

10,000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 97.5M CREDs / unit
CRV25 CRUISE MISSILE: 170.5M CREDs / unit

BA-69 MAN-PORTABLE UNIT
Unparalleled mobility, lethality, & DENIABILITY, all in the same (small) package! G-ZERO’s proprietary nanotech enabled shielding provides a virtually undetectable device at a fraction of the size & weight of our competitor’s models! The BA-69’s impressive 0.2 kiloton yield will make quite a stir in your adversaries’ home towns! Attractive brushed-aluminum finish; 36” x 24” x 6”; 45 lbs.

20M CREDs / unit

BA-96 LITTLE BASTARD
For the budget minded customer that isn’t quite ready for a nuke, we offer the Little Bastard Dirty Bomb! Conventional C4 explosive charge disperses highly toxic radio-active waste across the target area making for expensive cleanup efforts and psychological trauma amongst enemy populations. We at G-ZERO are committed to recycling, and use 82.6% of our nuclear waste in Little Bastard dirty bombs.

150,000 CREDs / unit


SA-19 ECLIPSE ORBITAL WEAPONS PLATFORM (OWP)
Melding stealth-technology, state-of-the-art nano-electronic fabrication methods, and the earth-shattering thermonuclear destruction that made G-ZERO a household name in the world of WDM! Virtually untraceable by current radars, the ECLIPSE hovers high above the planet like Death’s shadow, waiting to rain down radioactive fire on your foes! Pseudo-ceramic composite armor deflects kinetic attack, while ultra-hardened subsystems and proactive ECM guard against EMP and tracking attempts. ALL systems include GORGON 3 launch vehicle. May also be deployed via space shuttle!

PAYLOADS:

3 FIREFALL MIRV (Multiple Independent Re-entry Vehicles)
EACH MIRV contains 3 x 50KT ultra-precision targeted warheads + 3 decoys.
550M CREDs

15 POISON DART MIRV Bio/Chem Clusters
EACH MIRV contains 5 x VORK BM-90 BLACKRAIN systems- Precision-release aerosol bomblets inundate the target with a lethal mist! General Havok guidance system utilizes cutting-edge GPS technology for pin-point delivery system accuracy. Available in assorted pathogens/agents.
350M CREDs

MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat
Can you here me now? Yes we can, jackass! And we can see your visual image & thermal signature, track your movements in real time, and seamlessly coordinate with lethal satellite, air, naval, and ground assets to TAKE YOU OUT! The PALENTIR implements cutting-edge surveillance & communications technologies to produce truly frightening intelligence capabilities. SPECTRA scanning modules detect NBC signatures with amazing accuracy. BABEL encryption hardware included. Privacy is SO passé!

110M CREDs

DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module
The perfect accessory for the PALENTIR, DAMOCLES hangs above the heads of your enemies… awaiting the order to strike! KaosKontrol-targeted depleted-uranium javelins streak down from orbit at FANTASTIC speeds to smite your enemies virtually anywhere! Ultra-dense javelins destroy targets via kinetic interaction, ensuring a bloody mess for the designated recipient while “minimizing” collateral damage associated with chemical or nuclear explosives. Each module contains 50 BALISTA depleted-uranium javelins.

110M CREDs

Ok it is a deal.
i take 1x´modefyd satelite.
It is a bit expensive, but it is a satelite after all.

And how manny bunker buser smart bombs were you able fit in it?
Is it 6 ore 9?
And the targets arent completly under ground.
It is citys after all.
And not a underground city.
I think it wuld be a bit too expensive fore him to burry all his citys and fortyfy them.

We of the New Terran Confederacy would like to order

CHAOS Communication Software : a 20000 seat licence. Linux compatibility is a must.

Funds will be transfered upon confirmation of this purchase. (3,400,000 if my calculator isn't damaged!)

On a side note, it seems funny that the only people that worry about WMD are the people who worry about the balance of power, people so concered about the current reign that they attack the people who could ever upstart their control. Fancy that.

-His Lord Of The Admiralty
J.D. Stolypin

In a seperate order, the New Terran Confederacy would like to order:

1x MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat

- if possible we would appreciate linking the IntelSat to the previously order C3 systems.

The Federation of Feere commends your Nation on its investment! Linux OS version is very popular, and integration of Chaos Control with your PALENTIR is a no-brainer.

Funds shall remain in escrow whilst products are en route via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

o CM93 Warhead System:
I would like 5 of those for
2,477,500
thank you

The Black Falcons:

A) You did not specify a payload.

B) Your economic status of "fair" and tiny 6M population, and "psychotic dictatorship" government, combined with a national inception date of 29 JUL 03 combine for a most unfavorable credit rating.

We regret any inconvenience this may entail.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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We're new & "tiny", but our economy is highly rated- check us out! No WMD today- just ten EB100 ShockWave EMP Devices for 500K; two RG50 LightningRod HERF Guns for 131K; and one VD03 Electra EMP Warhead for 449.5K. Total= 1,080,500- well within our budget.

Money transfered upon confirmation.

Arugala:

The Federation of Feere commends Arugala on its spirit! While your Nation is a bit young, the products you request are not categorized as WMD. Sale approved! Feere sincerely hopes that Arugala will not cause Our Federation to regret this decission... . Funds shall remain in escrow whilst products are en route via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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can i buy five of each of these:


GOES ON TO QUOTE OUR ENTIRE PRODUCT CATOLOGUE

Weemon0:

The Federation of Feere thanks your Nation for its enthusiastic if somewhat indescriminate interest in our dazzling Summer Collection of astoundingly lethal products!

IntelOps indicates your Nation is very likely capable of purchasing* the WMD Sampler, "5 of each", but feel compelled to confirm that this is indeed what Weemon0 wants. The Federation would be happy to discuss details via encrypted channels (Telegram).

BTW, LOVE your FLAG!!!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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*The Influenza Vintage 1918 may be an exeption at 99.5 Billion a throw... .

Ok it is a deal.
i take 1x´modefyd satelite.
It is a bit expensive, but it is a satelite after all.

And how manny bunker buser smart bombs were you able fit in it?
Is it 6 ore 9?
And the targets arent completly under ground.
It is citys after all.
And not a underground city.
I think it wuld be a bit too expensive fore him to burry all his citys and fortyfy them.

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere gladly accepts your order! As per our previous communication, the payload is 9 BX-10 Penetrator low-yield nukes. However, we are curious as to why you want penetrating weapons if your intended targets are cities? Our records show you've already acquired an aresenal perfectly cabable of destroying conventional cities... .

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Why we want penetrating wepons?
Whel this naibor of mine claims his sitys are domed citys.
And i dont remeber exactly whath he has stated in all his posts.
But aparenly his naition is a toxic/hostile wastland with armord domed hive citys.
I think somthing like ant hills ore a bi hives.
So the gas i hawe might work against anny thing -not- in a city and protected with wmd siuts/gas masks.
The hive shells are strong but not unbrakable i think.
And a near miss of a nuke might perhaps not afect them.
To ewen get into a city with hostile forces will be hard on the troops.
The best way we figure is beraking the shell open on sewral points to help my troops to being able to enter and cause disorder at the same time fore the defenders.
We arent looking to atack him att all but if the worst senario comes to happen, we got to hawe some plans of action ready...
Ewen if a regular troop assult on sutch a heawyli fortifyd position arent realy in our plan of action.
The losses wuld simply be too great.
Just breking the domes open significantly, shuld be some what efective in sutch an enviroment to hinder atleast its efectivness.
So with a satelite i culd hit him beond my regular armys range and hinder his war machinery, ore softhen him upp enuf to make an assult winnable.

(ooc:sorry to ramble, and miss spell, dawn is here and it is getting light outside.)

[OOC: And here I thought it was part of the Furry thing =P]

[IC]

Many many thanks Feere, we look forward to continued business with you and your fine nation. Your technology continues to impress and serve with absolute perfection. This is good. Very good.

Expect further transactions from us on (probably) a weekly basis.

His Lord Of The Chancellory
M.A. Santangelo
-Affixed is the symbol of the Magistrate of the New Terran Confederacy

[OOC: And here I thought it was part of the Furry thing =P]



Many many thanks Feere, we look forward to continued business with you and your fine nation. Your technology continues to impress and server with absolute perfection. This is good.

Expect further transactions from us on (probably) a weekly basis.

His Lord Of The Chancellory
M.A. Santangelo

Lord Santangelo:

The Federation of Feere rejoices at your kind praise... please keep us updated as to your armaments needs, and do drop us a line whenever you have occasion to [i]use our fine products! Our Marketing team is always looking for live displays of Feere's fearsome weaponry!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Nice website! We'd like:

SA-19 ECLIPSE w/BX-10 Penetrator (9)=550M
3*PALANTIR=330M
3*DAMOCLES=330M
10*VD03 Electra =4.495M
100*RG50 LightningRod =6.55M
100*EB100 ShockWave=5M

1.945 B TOTAL

ah, good times!

Your industrial espionage looks nice. So you could take billions without the enemy knowing? I'll have to look into this.

Once again Feere we require the assistance of your technology. These will be used in the defense of the homeland, rather than the assault of other nations. We ourselves are not hostile.

Payment of 143.6 Million credits will be paid upon confirmation of this purchase.

EB100 ShockWave EMP Device x 20 = 410,000
VD03 Electra EMP Warhead x 20 = 8,990,000
VD01 Magneto EMP Missile x 500 = 39,750,000
RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module x 100= 24,950,000
RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun x 1000 = 69,500,000

Sum = 143,600,000 Credits.

We prefer to disable things rather then blow them up. Less liability. We just disable 'em and let gravity do the rest!

We look forward to further business oppurtunities with your might corporations and nations. The best of wishes in all your future endeavors. May all your business relations be profitable ones.

His Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin

Once again Feere we require the assistance of your technology. These will be used in the defense of the homeland, rather than the assault of other nations. We ourselves are not hostile.

Payment of 143.6 Million credits will be paid upon confirmation of this purchase.

EB100 ShockWave EMP Device x 20 = 410,000
VD03 Electra EMP Warhead x 20 = 8,990,000
VD01 Magneto EMP Missile x 500 = 39,750,000
RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module x 100= 24,950,000
RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun x 1000 = 69,500,000

Sum = 143,600,000 Credits.

We prefer to disable things rather then blow them up. Less liability. We just disable 'em and let gravity do the rest!

We look forward to further business oppurtunities with your might corporations and nations. The best of wishes in all your future endeavors. May all your business relations be profitable ones.

His Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin

[OOC: Thats me. Pissy website logged me out for no damn reason -_- ]

[IC]

We would also like to note the purchase price of the RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun reload cartridges, since they contain only two charges per cartridge. Please get back with me with this information.

-Minstry of Defense and Coordination Head B.M. Sharps.

I would like to purchase 10 Anthrax Warheads and to "electra" EMP Warheads. *Money Wired*

Are my first 5 ANthrax warheads on order? if so
I would like 5 more
thank you

Our country is looking forward to increase our might:

We would like the following:

(3) 1000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 25.5M CREDs / unit
(5) VD03 Electra EMP Warhead: 449,500 CREDs per unit
(50) RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun: 65,500 CREDs per unit
(10) EB100 ShockWave EMP Device: 20,500 CREDs / unit

We will make the payments available in Reichsmarks

First off, I would like to know if you are willing to sell only the warheads. If so, please tell me what the price difference is. Or if i could extract the warhead and re-equip them into different delivery devices. And i will not be reselling them. I would like to re-equip because i have quantum gyroscopes which are far more accurate.

Otherwise:

bx-10 Penetrator
(15) 2000lb smartbomb @ 80m - 1.2B

wx-25 neutron exterminator
( 10 ) 1000lb smarbomb @ 25.5m - 255M
( 7 ) crv21 cruise missile @ 35.5m - 248.5M

mx-99 hat trick
( 8 ) 10,000lb smartbomb @ 97.5m - 780M
( 4 ) crv25 cruise missile @ 170.5m - 682M

( 100 ) ba-96 little bastard @ 150k - 15M

( 5 ) dod module @ 110m - 550M

(1) mordex palantir intelsat @ 110m - 110M

Total: 3.8405B

yes, the military of mellowfellow would like the following:

12anthrax missiles please.
how much will that cost?????

money will be wired on confirmation.( i would like the fastest shipment humanly possible please)


- the president of mellowfellow

nevermind, cancel that order please

Nice website! We'd like:

SA-19 ECLIPSE w/BX-10 Penetrator (9)=550M
3*PALANTIR=330M
3*DAMOCLES=330M
10*VD03 Electra =4.495M
100*RG50 LightningRod =6.55M
100*EB100 ShockWave=5M

1.945 B TOTAL

ah, good times!

Doofuss:

The Federation thanks you for your purchase... get the party started!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Once again Feere we require the assistance of your technology. These will be used in the defense of the homeland, rather than the assault of other nations. We ourselves are not hostile.

Payment of 143.6 Million credits will be paid upon confirmation of this purchase.

EB100 ShockWave EMP Device x 20 = 410,000
VD03 Electra EMP Warhead x 20 = 8,990,000
VD01 Magneto EMP Missile x 500 = 39,750,000
RG69 ThunderBolt HERF Cannon Module x 100= 24,950,000
RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun x 1000 = 69,500,000

Sum = 143,600,000 Credits.

We prefer to disable things rather then blow them up. Less liability. We just disable 'em and let gravity do the rest!

We look forward to further business oppurtunities with your might corporations and nations. The best of wishes in all your future endeavors. May all your business relations be profitable ones.

His Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin

[OOC: Thats me. Pissy website logged me out for no damn reason -_- ]

[IC]

We would also like to note the purchase price of the RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun reload cartridges, since they contain only two charges per cartridge. Please get back with me with this information.

-Minstry of Defense and Coordination Head B.M. Sharps.

New Terran Confederacy:

The Federation of Feere welcomes our Honored Trading Partners again! Your purchase is confirmed... funds shall remain in escrow while products are en route.

Check your private line...

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

I would like to purchase 10 Anthrax Warheads and to "electra" EMP Warheads. *Money Wired*

Fenris IV:

The Federation of Feere welcomes Fenris IV's return! As usual, funds are in escrow while your goods are en route... .

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Are my first 5 ANthrax warheads on order? if so
I would like 5 more
thank you

The Black Falcons:

The Federation of Feere believes wholeheartedly in the importance of literacy skills and awareness. We donate one thousand (1000) CRED to The Black Falcons so that they may improve in these vital areas of international communications... .

PLEASE read our reply to your original inquiry before your next communique with our Federation, or we will be sorely tempted to deliver the antrax you crave via cruise missile.

Sorry, that was rude. Due to international pressure & whining, Feere agreed to limit sales of NBC (Nuclear Chemical Biological) weapons to nations at least 1 moth old. Arbitrary? Perhaps. Cheaper than thermonuclear craps with international do-gooders? You betcha.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Our country is looking forward to increase our might:

We would like the following:

(3) 1000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 25.5M CREDs / unit
(5) VD03 Electra EMP Warhead: 449,500 CREDs per unit
(50) RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun: 65,500 CREDs per unit
(10) EB100 ShockWave EMP Device: 20,500 CREDs / unit

We will make the payments available in Reichsmarks

Die Elite Reich:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! However, if you'll kindly read Feere's reply to The Black Falcons re: NUKES, we must sadly decline for the time being (OOC: seeya in a couple weeks)... HOWEVER, the rest of the hardware is NO PROBLEM!

If this is acceptable, please let us know!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

First off, I would like to know if you are willing to sell only the warheads. If so, please tell me what the price difference is. Or if i could extract the warhead and re-equip them into different delivery devices. And i will not be reselling them. I would like to re-equip because i have quantum gyroscopes which are far more accurate.

Otherwise:

bx-10 Penetrator
(15) 2000lb smartbomb @ 80m - 1.2B

wx-25 neutron exterminator
( 10 ) 1000lb smarbomb @ 25.5m - 255M
( 7 ) crv21 cruise missile @ 35.5m - 248.5M

mx-99 hat trick
( 8 ) 10,000lb smartbomb @ 97.5m - 780M
( 4 ) crv25 cruise missile @ 170.5m - 682M

( 100 ) ba-96 little bastard @ 150k - 15M

( 5 ) dod module @ 110m - 550M

(1) mordex palantir intelsat @ 110m - 110M

Total: 3.8405B

Daam Si Teat Da:

The Federation of Feere believes in accomodating our Honored Clients to the best of our ability! Please check your private line.... .

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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nevermind, cancel that order please

Mellowfellow:

The Federation of Feere is sorry we missed you! Thank you, come again!

Apu
Ministry of Trade
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Your spy satalites have become very useful to us. We have gathred a lot of intel on sevral nations hostile to us. Not to mention a few...other tasks it came in handy for. :P

We ask for a special project. Would it be possible to add CHLS7.3.9 PSY Hallucinogenic agent into gernades? Enough needs to be added for it to take effect, but we also don't want my troops to take effect.

Reply back.

<Transmission directed from- Lenard Jubles, current dictator in Basenji while Kieth is away>

Your spy satalites have become very useful to us. We have gathred a lot of intel on sevral nations hostile to us. Not to mention a few...other tasks it came in handy for. :P

We ask for a special project. Would it be possible to add CHLS7.3.9 PSY Hallucinogenic agent into gernades? Enough needs to be added for it to take effect, but we also don't want my troops to take effect.

Reply back.

<Transmission directed from- Lenard Jubles, current dictator in Basenji while Kieth is away>

The Basenji:

The Federation of Feere greets our Most Honored Trade Partners! Perhaps the SA-19 ECLIPSE with 15 POISON DART MIRVs will do the trick? Remember, they can accomodate your choice of agent or pathogen!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Yes, that would work nicley. I'll take an order of 600,000, all filled with the psy agent.

Yes, that would work nicley. I'll take an order of 600,000, all filled with the psy agent.

The Basenji:

Please consider it done!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

I'll take 40 anthrax warheads for security purposes
*wires moey*

Our country is looking forward to increase our might:

We would like the following:

(3) 1000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 25.5M CREDs / unit
(5) VD03 Electra EMP Warhead: 449,500 CREDs per unit
(50) RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun: 65,500 CREDs per unit
(10) EB100 ShockWave EMP Device: 20,500 CREDs / unit

We will make the payments available in Reichsmarks

Die Elite Reich:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! However, if you'll kindly read Feere's reply to The Black Falcons re: NUKES, we must sadly decline for the time being (OOC: seeya in a couple weeks)... HOWEVER, the rest of the hardware is NO PROBLEM!

If this is acceptable, please let us know!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/


I.M. Eivle:

We understand you concerns and reasoning, please continue your order on the other equipment and add
MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat @ 110M CREDs
This should help our country plan out our attacks, much more efficiently and consice.

Sincerly,
Diktator Derrick III of Die Elite Reich

1000 Emp warheads @ 4.449 billion
10,000 Emp Missles @ 795 million
*Miney wired on conformation*

CEO Silver:

The Federation of Feere finds your marketing proposal for LX-1 & the other agent most fascinating! Let us speak further on this topic via encrypted channels... .

As for the matter of our Federation's concern that "we would steal your market," where "we" refers to CoVar, it was not our intent to accuse our Valued Trading Partners of potentially unethical conduct. Actually, our representatives were refering to a posibility of the products' lethality being compromised by vaccine/antidote research.

HOWEVER, since you bring it up, backward engineering is indeed a risk all industries must face in these trying times. In the case of VORK Industries' chem/bio line, risk mitigation comes in the form of... engineered instabilities (chemical and/or genetic) introduced into the formulae and/or DNA code. We have reports of rather... unpleasant results from overly enthusiastic labs tinkering with our products. Most unpleasant indeed.

We are sure that our Valued Trading Partners @ CoVar are not among those who would engage in any activity to compromise Feere's interests, or adversely affect our mutually profitable Trade Status!

The Federation is most pleased and flattered at CoVar's generous offer of legal representation! Again, let us discuss this intriguing development in a more private venue.

S. Vyshus
Corporate Overlord
Federation of Feere

Did you get our Telegram, send a few days back? Just asking to confirm.

CoVar Corporate Board of Directors

I'll take 40 anthrax warheads for security purposes
*wires moey*

The Black Falcons:

Alas... apparently the educational grant donated to your benighted nation was wasted and even your procurement personnel have yet to master the basic skill of READING.

The urge to "deliver" the anthrax you so crave via POISON DART MIRV Bio/Chem Cluster is nearly overpowering. For the third & final time, The Federation of Feere is bound by previous agreement NOT to sell chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons to nations less than a month old. Your next "order" for said products will likely be fulfilled in a manner most detrimental to your wellbeing.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

[quote=Die Elite Reich]Our country is looking forward to increase our might:

We would like the following:

(3) 1000 lb. SMARTBOMB: 25.5M CREDs / unit
(5) VD03 Electra EMP Warhead: 449,500 CREDs per unit
(50) RG50 LightningRod HERF Gun: 65,500 CREDs per unit
(10) EB100 ShockWave EMP Device: 20,500 CREDs / unit

We will make the payments available in Reichsmarks

Die Elite Reich:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! However, if you'll kindly read Feere's reply to The Black Falcons re: NUKES, we must sadly decline for the time being (OOC: seeya in a couple weeks)... HOWEVER, the rest of the hardware is NO PROBLEM!

If this is acceptable, please let us know!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade


I.M. Eivle:

We understand you concerns and reasoning, please continue your order on the other equipment and add
MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat @ 110M CREDs
This should help our country plan out our attacks, much more efficiently and consice.

Sincerly,
Diktator Derrick III of Die Elite Reich

Die Elite Reich:

Excellent! *steeples fingers like C. Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons* Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier- but make the payment in CREDs.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

1000 Emp warheads @ 4.449 billion
10,000 Emp Missles @ 795 million
*Miney wired on conformation*

Disgruntled Postal Men:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! HOWEVER, according to our Ministry of Truth IntelOps, your nation has been on something of a shopping spree... despite an economic rating of "powerhouse", your population of only 40 million casts some doubt as to your ability to pay for our products.

The Federation of Feere sympathizes with your plight- and sincerely hopes that should the threatened invasion actually occur your Nation maintains its sovereignty. However, your credit rating does not currently support the purchase requested.

We regret any inconvenience this may entail. Good luck repelling any invasions, and have a nice day.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

1000 Emp warheads @ 4.449 billion
10,000 Emp Missles @ 795 million
*Miney wired on conformation*

Disgruntled Postal Men:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! HOWEVER, according to our Ministry of Truth IntelOps, your nation has been on something of a shopping spree... despite an economic rating of "powerhouse", your population of only 40 million casts some doubt as to your ability to pay for our products.

The Federation of Feere sympathizes with your plight- and sincerely hopes that should the threatened invasion actually occur your Nation maintains its sovereignty. However, your credit rating does not currently support the purchase requested.

We regret any inconvenience this may entail. Good luck repelling any invasions, and have a nice day.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

as for the shopping spree im only a middle man in some of it.. :P of all those 1300 warplanes only 100 or less have been stationed at my nation. The rest have been sold off. If further Proof is needed i'll have the other nations tg you.
-Edit Military Budget: $131,674,500,000
Straight off the gdp calculator. ..gotta love that all-consuming rating.

If further Proof is needed i'll have the other nations tg you.
-Edit Military Budget: $131,674,500,000
Straight off the gdp calculator. ..gotta love that all-consuming rating.

Would you mind?

I'll take 50 anthrax warheads
*Wires appropiate amount of cash*

I'll take 50 anthrax warheads
*Wires money*

If further Proof is needed i'll have the other nations tg you.
-Edit Military Budget: $131,674,500,000
Straight off the gdp calculator. ..gotta love that all-consuming rating.

Would you mind?
i'll have em relay to ya.. might be a day or 2 for the one nation cause i dont know him/her irl

I'm sry for my stupidity I didn't read your post. I am a noob i appoligize

Sincerly,
The black Falcons

I'm sry for my stupidity I didn't read your post. I am a noob i appoligize

Sincerly,
The black Falcons

Black Crusade/Black Falcons:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your polite reply. Please be assured that our Federation looks forward to doing business with your Nation as soon as you are eligable!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

OOC: good timing- I was going to LAUNCH-LAUNCH-LAUNCH!!!! out of annoyance & commuter-traffic generated rage... .

Feere:

Like your satellite stuff! Our country would like to purchase the following items:

5 PALANTIR IntelSats 550M
5 DAMOCLES (DOD) 550M
1.1B total

How much to put VD03 Electra EMP Warheads on a satellite platform? That would be a cool tool!

Generalisimo Geraldo "Buick" Rivierra

1000 Emp warheads @ 4.449 billion
10,000 Emp Missles @ 795 million
*Miney wired on conformation*

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! Our Ministry of Truth IntelOps indicates that your 1st credit reference is somewhat less than impressive.

The Community of Not-So-Virgin Islands, with Economy: Weak &
population of 23 million ratings seems unlikely at best to have bought what they claim from you.

However, The Federation of Of the council of clan with Economy: Powerhouse and population of 193 million appears to be a much better bet for non-rubber checks.

SALE APPROVED.

Funds to remain in escrow while product is en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Feere:

Like your satellite stuff! Our country would like to purchase the following items:

5 PALANTIR IntelSats 550M
5 DAMOCLES (DOD) 550M
1.1B total

How much to put VD03 Electra EMP Warheads on a satellite platform? That would be a cool tool!

Generalisimo Geraldo "Buick" Rivierra

Zippy-the-Pinhead:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

As for VD03 on an SA-19 ECLIPSE OWP:

SPECS:
20 VD03 with General Havok guidance system- utilizes cutting-edge GPS technology for pin-point delivery system accuracy.

110 Million

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Feere-

We'd like the following:

10 BA-96 LITTLE BASTARDs

3 BA-69 MAN-PORTABLE UNITs

We're a small nation, by the standards around here, and thus have a tight budget. Do you have the conversion rate between U.S. Dollar and your own credit available? I'd like to do business but can't be missing things by the million.

Feere-

We'd like the following:

10 BA-96 LITTLE BASTARDs

3 BA-69 MAN-PORTABLE UNITs

Arugala:

Congratulations! Our IntelOps indicates that your Nation, a repeat Customer, is indeed a credit worthy member of the International Community!

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order- funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

We're a small nation, by the standards around here, and thus have a tight budget. Do you have the conversion rate between U.S. Dollar and your own credit available? I'd like to do business but can't be missing things by the million.

Nuvarina:

The current exchange rate is 1/1. The Federation of Feere looks forward to your business!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Feere:

Like your satellite stuff! Our country would like to purchase the following items:

5 PALANTIR IntelSats 550M
5 DAMOCLES (DOD) 550M
1.1B total

How much to put VD03 Electra EMP Warheads on a satellite platform? That would be a cool tool!

Generalisimo Geraldo "Buick" Rivierra

Zippy-the-Pinhead:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order! Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

As for VD03 on an SA-19 ECLIPSE OWP:

SPECS:
20 VD03 with General Havok guidance system- utilizes cutting-edge GPS technology for pin-point delivery system accuracy.

110 Million

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/images/macedonia--53.JPG

Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

Hi again its the anoying person here again. ;)
I wuld also like those "VD03 on an SA-19 ECLIPSE OWP".
I take 10 satelites=1,100mil
Monny sent as usual upon confirmation of sale.

Thanks for the quote, sounds good.

3 EMP sats for 330M
2 POISON DART MIRV sats for 700M
10 AER130D Aerosol Munition w/BOTULININ for 445K
10 CM93 Warhead Systems w/BOTULININ for 5.495M

Sorry to be a pain, but how much for a sat with neutron warheads?

O and i almost forgot again.
We wuld like antidotes and vacsines fore 500mil

I have TM you our potential order.

Hi again its the anoying person here again. ;)
I wuld also like those "VD03 on an SA-19 ECLIPSE OWP".
I take 10 satelites=1,100mil
Monny sent as usual upon confirmation of sale.

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order, and assures our Honored Trade Partners that they are never annoying!

Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Thanks for the quote, sounds good.

3 EMP sats for 330M
2 POISON DART MIRV sats for 700M
10 AER130D Aerosol Munition w/BOTULININ for 445K
10 CM93 Warhead Systems w/BOTULININ for 5.495M

Sorry to be a pain, but how much for a sat with neutron warheads?

Zippy-the-Pinhead:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your business! As for the quote, the system described would be the same price as the Firefall, 550M.

SPECS: 3 MIRV, each containing 2 WX-25 Neutron + 1 decoy.

Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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I have TM you our potential order.

Thank you!

[Invade us we will RP it] Now i personally find Biological weapons distasteful, though i have no problem WIth orbital Masers and incredibly low yield nuclear Artillery. Now simply put it is a by product of our quest to free ourselves from fossil fuels. We have recently utilised Nuclear Artillery AND MASERS in our invasion of the Grassy Knoll Region....Do not think to apply your standards to us.....their are many who think as we whom are as powerful as any of you as well dont forget. Next on the list....Where are your Genetically modified BIo Organic weapon systems?????? Tannelorn can offer a wide variety of Weapon systems, from Anti Submarine Weapons systems [ Genetically modified overly aggressive cookie cutter sharks] to chimps induced to carry Napalm we have it in spades and for reasonably cheap, also we offer low cost BSE free cloned Beef. If you wish we can GE a virus or toxin that makes people whom eat it more pliable, for any aspiring Sovereigns, whom simply do not wish to spend that much on policing.

Hi again its the anoying person here again. ;)
I wuld also like those "VD03 on an SA-19 ECLIPSE OWP".
I take 10 satelites=1,100mil
Monny sent as usual upon confirmation of sale.

Furry_wolf2001b:

The Federation of Feere thanks you for your order, and assures our Honored Trade Partners that they are never annoying!

Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Ah thank you, it is always a plesure doing buisness with you. :)
monney sent

[Invade us we will RP it] Now i personally find Biological weapons distasteful, though i have no problem WIth orbital Masers and incredibly low yield nuclear Artillery. Now simply put it is a by product of our quest to free ourselves from fossil fuels. We have recently utilised Nuclear Artillery AND MASERS in our invasion of the Grassy Knoll Region....Do not think to apply your standards to us.....their are many who think as we whom are as powerful as any of you as well dont forget. Next on the list....Where are your Genetically modified BIo Organic weapon systems?????? Tannelorn can offer a wide variety of Weapon systems, from Anti Submarine Weapons systems [ Genetically modified overly aggressive cookie cutter sharks] to chimps induced to carry Napalm we have it in spades and for reasonably cheap, also we offer low cost BSE free cloned Beef. If you wish we can GE a virus or toxin that makes people whom eat it more pliable, for any aspiring Sovereigns, whom simply do not wish to spend that much on policing.

Tannelorn:

The Federation of Feere welcomes your... er, *ahem* comments- puzzling and grammatically baffling though they may be. Might we inquire as to whether your opponents from the Grassy Knoll Region used our CHLS7.3.9 PSY Hallucinogenic against your forces?

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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8) id like some weapons, contact me :twisted:

great- we'll take 2 neutron sats @ 550M ea

Hail Feere, we of the New Terran Confederacy are in need of your ... special brand of technology again!

MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat x 10 (110m a piece) = 1.1 Billion
DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module x 10 (110m a piece) = 1.1 Billion

Total: 2.2 Billion

Wow, there goes the defense budget for the year! *laughs to himself*

Payment wired in advance, we know you're good for it!

His First Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin speaking for M.A. Santangelo.

Hail Feere, we of the New Terran Confederacy are in need of your ... special brand of technology again!

MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat x 10 (110m a piece) = 1.1 Billion
DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module x 10 (110m a piece) = 1.1 Billion

Total: 2.2 Billion

Wow, there goes the defense budget for the year! *laughs to himself*

Payment wired in advance, we know you're good for it!

His First Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin speaking for M.A. Santangelo.

Thats us again. GG stop logging me out NationStates

great- we'll take 2 neutron sats @ 550M ea

Zippy-the-Pinhead:

Feere thanks our Honored Trading Partners once again! Funds will remain in escrow while products are en route via covert courier.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

Hail Feere, we of the New Terran Confederacy are in need of your ... special brand of technology again!

MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat x 10 (110m a piece) = 1.1 Billion
DAMOCLES Death on Demand (DOD) Module x 10 (110m a piece) = 1.1 Billion

Total: 2.2 Billion

Wow, there goes the defense budget for the year! *laughs to himself*

Payment wired in advance, we know you're good for it!

His First Lord Of The Admiralty,
J.D. Stolypin speaking for M.A. Santangelo.

NTC:

Excellent! May your snivelling enemies' eyes be forever cast towards the heavens in terror! Death from Above!

I. M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

1 Tomahawk spreaded unit of Ebola please

1 Tomahawk spreaded unit of Ebola please

Freedom Country:

Superb choice- may your enemies drown in putrid rivers of their own poisoned blood!

1 x CM93 Warhead System w/Ebola v2.4.0 payload for TOMAHAWK CM @ 629,500 CRED.

Funds will remain in escrow while product is en route via covert courier.

Might we interest you in vaccine? 900K / 1000 doses.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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bumpity-bump

brb

I'll take 200 anthrax warheads plz
*wires appropiate amount of money*

Bump, for being a "Preferred Supplier" of the CoVar Corporation.

i want $50000000 worth of anthrax to kill 40 milliln people in nationstates i will send payment is 23 mins



Expect perchaces from me again

Can I please buy 2 dosages of Anthrax V6.1 :?: :D :roll: :twisted:

100 units of ebola please

:shock: :shock: :shock:

I am wanting to buy 1000 doses of Anthrax v6.1.3 for the United States of Civoness please the money is wired

i would like to place an order for 30 MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat's

at 3300M

money wired

The PROG would like a gallon of each biotoxin, though we have no need to use them (and don't intend to) we need to update our vaccines and cures for said weapons.

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Hello. I'll take:

100 CM93 Warheads (VX)
750 VD03 Electra EMP Warheads
250 VD01 Magneto EMP Missiles
100 EB100 ShockWave EMP Devices
100 WX-25 Neutron Exterminators (1000lb SMARTBOMB)
5 MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSats

3,498,600,000 has been wired.

I Would like a gallon of the Ebola v2.4.0 and I Would like a gallon of the CHV6.1.7 VX Nerve Agent

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Money Wired
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Dr Ryan James
Chef Of BioTech Millitary Weaponary
The Dominion OF Trinium

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I'll take 200 anthrax warheads plz
*wires appropiate amount of money*

The Federation of Feere gladly welcomes your Nation to our database of Customers!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Bump, for being a "Preferred Supplier" of the CoVar Corporation.

Many thanx to our Corporate Cousins!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Showroom: http://members.lycos.co.uk/kkaze/

i want $50000000 worth of anthrax to kill 40 milliln people in nationstates i will send payment is 23 mins



Expect perchaces from me again


We sugjest investing in ejukashun for speling and gramor trayning insted.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Can I please buy 2 dosages of Anthrax V6.1 :?: :D :roll: :twisted:

Only if you promise to pull a nose hair for every emoticon thingy you used... .

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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100 units of ebola please

Our Federation apologizes for any inconvenience caused by delay in fulfilling your order. Consider it filled.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

May we suggest cutting down on your caffeine intake, or perhaps some nice Thorazene?
I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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I am wanting to buy 1000 doses of Anthrax v6.1.3 for the United States of Civoness please the money is wired

May we suggest a semester of English as a 2nd Language instead, please we are now am asking to you perhaps because?I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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i would like to place an order for 30 MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSat's

at 3300M

money wired

An excellent choice! Your enemies every move will be old news...

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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The PROG would like a gallon of each biotoxin, though we have no need to use them (and don't intend to) we need to update our vaccines and cures for said weapons.

We prefer you buy our vaccines.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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I'll buy 3 little bastards for 100 million dollars!

Hmm... 450K worth of product for 100M. Might we suggest you get a big fat refund from wherever the f**k you went to school and apply it to a brain transplant?

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade

Hello. I'll take:

100 CM93 Warheads (VX)
750 VD03 Electra EMP Warheads
250 VD01 Magneto EMP Missiles
100 EB100 ShockWave EMP Devices
100 WX-25 Neutron Exterminators (1000lb SMARTBOMB)
5 MORDEX PALANTIR IntelSats

3,498,600,000 has been wired.

Superb selection! May your enemies lay awake in their piss-soaked beds of fear!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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I Would like a gallon of the Ebola v2.4.0 and I Would like a gallon of the CHV6.1.7 VX Nerve Agent

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Money Wired
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Dr Ryan James
Chef Of BioTech Millitary Weaponary
The Dominion OF Trinium

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OOC: love the graphic

IC: Ah, fun by the gallon!

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Feere would it be posible to buy a stake in your business?

the mony is wired

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5 cruise missle warheads of musturd gas

money wired

Deme Ebola v2.4.0, y Smallpox

Deme Ebola v2.4.0, y Smallpox
:twisted:

I want to buy enough mustard gas to wipe out a 32 mil nation and delivey agents for the mustatrd gas. Get back to me asap. I need to destory some nation.

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CM93 Warhead System

We'll take 10 units each of:

Anthrax
Smallpox
Ebola
VX

Money wired upon confirmation.

ooc:

Rebman is me I just posted as the wrong nation.

This order is coming from Dawgs Land.

Deme Ebola v2.4.0, y Smallpox
:twisted:

The Federation of Feere deduces from the emoticon displayed that your little nation grows impatient for its delivery of Ebola & Smallpox. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience delay may cause, and hereby pledge to deliver these products in the most expedicious and efficient methods at our disposal.

Gliding above the planet in high orbit, an SA-19 ECLIPSE ORBITAL WEAPONS PLATFORM receives its telemetry orders to "deliver". Strobing flashes illuminate the vacuum as POISON DART MIRV Bio/Chem Clusters
launch from the deathbringer.

The BM-90 BLACKRAIN systems streak earthwards. Precision-release aerosol bomblets, programed to inundate their targets with lethal ebola and smallpox strains disperse with lethal precision over the pathetic population centers of Tsarmina.

Enjoy your product! Again, we deeply regret any inconvenience due to delay in product delivery.

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace
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I want to buy enough mustard gas to wipe out a 32 mil nation and delivey agents for the mustatrd gas. Get back to me asap. I need to destory some nation.

Sorry, hate your name.

I.M. Eivle
Ministry of Trade
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Can I have 2 of all of these:
· CHM5.2.0 Mustard Gas: A time honored classic, this blistering agent has been around since WWI. Actually a liquid, Mustard “Gas” is highly corrosive, causing hideously painful lesions on any flesh with which it contacts. If inhaled this agent eats away at the victims lungs, causing the unfortunate to cough them up in bloody chunks. Mustard is persistent, seeping into soil & concrete and can cause casualties for years.

· CHV6.1.7 VX Nerve Agent: Binary neurotoxin. Separate components combine during delivery producing an extremely lethal substance attacking victims’ central nervous system. Effects include blurred vision, slurred speech, convulsions, loss of bladder & bowel control, respiratory failure and death within minutes of exposure. Minute quantities may be inhaled or absorbed through skin for lethal effect.

· CHLS7.3.9 PSY Hallucinogenic: Potent lysergic acid dithelamide derivative causes intense pseudo-psychotic reaction within minutes of exposure, which may occur via inhalation or skin absorption. Effects last between 24-72 hours, though permanent psychological pathologies may occur.

· CHN1.0.1 Silent Night: Organic toxin developed from Deadly Nightshade. Green-friendly formula lethal to humans, NOT animals! A sure hit for environmentally conscious combatants, animal rights enthusiasts, and violent vegans… kill your enemies, not their pets.

Indeed you may! Please note our Federation's reply to the "nation" called tsarmina. Watch your radar for a heads up on incoming orders. For what little good it'll do. Enjoy!

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace
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ooc:

Rebman is me I just posted as the wrong nation.

This order is coming from Dawgs Land.

Whatever. Shall we launch- er, "deliver" to both locations? Sorry to be "rude", but our Federation grows weary of n00bes looking for WMD. Our new policy is delivery with extreme prejudice. FedEx from hell, if you will... .

Of course, our regular Customers may expect the usual level of service!

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace
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I would like 59 crates of small pox
*money wired*

"Crates"? How about a wicked CASE of smallpox for everybody? Our current special is free delivery via Deathbringer satelite, free of charge. Any takers?

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace
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5 cruise missle warheads of musturd gas

money wired

On their way- hope you have Patriots or better. Oh, after a day the blistering symptoms tend to dissipate due to the onset of rigor mortis. FYI!

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace
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how do you us weapons!!!!!!!!!!!!! :?:

Your request for Little Bastard dirty bombs has been fulfilled- free of charge! In fact, we have seen fit to quadruple your order at no extra cost.

However, we have taken the liberty to execute delivery covertly, sequestering the devices in secret locations amongst your population centers. You have 24 hours from- NOW- to locate each device before they fulfill their destiny.

Just to be nice, we've used 7 digit passwords, all letters, no numbers or special characters for dissarm codes! Enjoy!

G. Orwell
Ministry of Peace
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I would like to buy 10 cruise missile warheads with mustard gas. It comes to a total of 2,955,000