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This has been requested to be sent through the small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals (our "government") computers to the international from the Beef-o-Bonanza farm owned by Chet McJones.

"Desire tasty, rich, red meat? Ignore those voices about so called "Animal Cruelty" and buy buy buy! Quality cattle meat. Prices below!"

live cow: $300
leg: $3 a pound
decapitated Head: $10
body meat: $4 a pound
specialty cuts can be ordered.

"So eat some red meat and forget about cholestrol! We are all going to die sometime, so make life worth living and eat red meat today!"

hmmmmmm... cheap meat.....

How much for 4000 20lb Prime Ribs a week?

I will buy 30 cows. Not as food, but for tests on the saftey on our Prototype AGTCC (Anti Gravity Training Command Center, soon to be on sale). I have prepared a cargo ship to get them. Confirm the offer and I will wire the 9,000 USD and send the ship.

United Elias: $320,000
MOBTIW: Order Confirmed.

"Thank you for all your business. With that money, Beef-O-Bonanza has bought a computer, so we do not need to ask the small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business individuals to send out our ads anymore. We urge everyone to buy beef!"

bump

United Elias: $320,000
MOBTIW: Order Confirmed.

Thanks

I'll buy a million live cattle. Half male and half female. Money wired.

Both orders confirmed.

Hell Bovines opposes to the cannibalistic actions of Freedom America. Thanks to rogue nations like yours, cannibalistic traditions continue tu rule the world of food. Don't eat our bovinian brothers and sisters, they can feel too. If your nation wants to eat meat do it, but one thing is to eat meat and another is to promote it.

Stop Cannibalism!!!!!!! :x



:roll:

:click- TV is on:

An enormously fat man walks out, his belly jiggling. "I am Chet McJones, owner of Beef-O-Bonanza Cattle Farms." He turns to a grill. "I eat steak at breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and at snacks inbetween. I ignore these stupid cows. What do they know! I'm big and strong and healthy, and so is my family!" He says while rubbing his belly. His family walks out. They are enormously fat as well. "Beef. It's a family value food."
:click- tv is off"

I would like one hundred cows for personal eating. That comes to $30,000. Confirm order and the money will be wired.

Order confirmed.

T-gram sent.

Meat! The Emperor loves meat. We will purchase 5000 cows from you.

You will be receiving a wire from our offshore bank account in The Federation of the Pojohito Islands shortly.

Regards,
Lord Salvadore Consuergo
Royal Food Taster
Empire of Arena

This is to confirm transfer of 3,000,000 Arms ($ 1,500,000 US) for the sale of 5,000 live cows, purchased by the Empire of Arena.

Sincerely,
Daniel Dent
Banking & Gambling Commissioner
The Federation of the Pojohito Islands
North Hito City, Pojohito Islands

Confirmed.

I would like to but 10,000 live cows for a price of 2,000,000. The price would normally be 3,000,000, but I would like to ask for a discount cause I'm buying so many. I want the cows to produce dairy (milk) and for breeding purposes (half male half female) .

*money wierd*
Sorry for the delay.
*Sending cargo plane to pick up 30 cows*

A. J. Metcalfe,
Prime Minister of The MOBTIW

I would like to but 10,000 live cows for a price of 2,000,000. The price would normally be 3,000,000, but I would like to ask for a discount cause I'm buying so many. I want the cows to produce dairy (milk) and for breeding purposes (half male half female) .1 million dollars worth of cows free. Dont expect to get the discount.

A. J. Metcalfe,
Prime Minister of The MOBTIW

Hell Bovines opposes to the cannibalistic actions of Freedom America. Thanks to rogue nations like yours, cannibalistic traditions continue tu rule the world of food. Don't eat our bovinian brothers and sisters, they can feel too. If your nation wants to eat meat do it, but one thing is to eat meat and another is to promote it.

Stop Cannibalism!!!!!!! :x



:roll:To us, its not cannibalism. Were not cows.

A. J. Metcalfe,
Prime Minister of The MOBTIW

bump :!:

Hell Bovines opposes to the cannibalistic actions of Freedom America. Thanks to rogue nations like yours, cannibalistic traditions continue tu rule the world of food. Don't eat our bovinian brothers and sisters, they can feel too. If your nation wants to eat meat do it, but one thing is to eat meat and another is to promote it.

Stop Cannibalism!!!!!!! :x



:roll:To us, its not cannibalism. Were not cows.

A. J. Metcalfe,
Prime Minister of The MOBTIW

How barbaric!!!!! Cows are still animals and all animals are brothers. We won't let you eat our brothers!!!

-Secretly a small squadron of bovinian spies consisting of 5 members goes to 'Freedom America' to sabotage the selling of cows.-

I will buy 30 cows. Not as food, but for tests on the saftey on our Prototype AGTCC (Anti Gravity Training Command Center, soon to be on sale). I have prepared a cargo ship to get them. Confirm the offer and I will wire the 9,000 USD and send the ship.

Not to be annoying, but unless you are a future technology/space player, you could not have that.

Freedom America Police notice five cows wandering around. They deliver the cows to the nearest cattle farm.

:click- tv is on:
Chet McJones walks on screen, with his wife. "Howdy folks! We're gonna start selling a family recipe, the McJones Burger. They will sell for two dollars" The children walk out carrying one eacg. "It has three patties, each an inch thick, 20 strips of bacon, and a pound of cheese on it. It is cooked in a gallon of grease each. I eat lots of them every day!" he says rubbing his enormous belly. "With these my children are growing up to be big and strong! Just look at them" The children also rub their bellies. "Little Joe here is 10 and weighs 500 pounds. Sue here is 12, and weighs 800. And they're gaining weight every day! So buy beef!
:click- tv is off:

hmmmmmm... cheap meat.....



give me some free meet :D :D

I will buy 30 cows. Not as food, but for tests on the saftey on our Prototype AGTCC (Anti Gravity Training Command Center, soon to be on sale). I have prepared a cargo ship to get them. Confirm the offer and I will wire the 9,000 USD and send the ship.

Not to be annoying, but unless you are a future technology/space player, you could not have that.Hey, I know nations that claim they have spaceships that travel at lightspeed. Anyway, Its not yet created. I'm still working on the prototypes. 9 cows have already died in the testing. Anyway, I have a partnership with a nation that promeses me materials.

A. J. Metcalfe,
Prime Minister of The MOBTIW

Freedom America Police notice five cows wandering around. They deliver the cows to the nearest cattle farm.You like cows, dont you?

What colors do the live cows come in? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF

For a 1% fee, we will inspect, label, and classify all of your beef so that it is up to International Code.
--Jay Cutter International Food Inspectors, Inc.

20 decapitated cattle heads please
*$200 wired*
:twisted:

Alright. This is my first time, so please telegram me if I mess up. I'll like 10 live cows. 5 females, 5 males.

Where's the beef?

We heard that your nations has had a case of Mad Cow Disease. Until we see scientific data showing the safety of your beef supply, all beef imports into Wolfish from your nation and nations you have sold to will be halted.

We heard that your nations has had a case of Mad Cow Disease. Until we see scientific data showing the safety of your beef supply, all beef imports into Wolfish from your nation and nations you have sold to will be halted.


:roll:

I'll have 50 Male And 50 Females for Diary purposes...


Hm......Cheese

We heard that your nations has had a case of Mad Cow Disease. Until we see scientific data showing the safety of your beef supply, all beef imports into Wolfish from your nation and nations you have sold to will be halted.

http://www.pcrm.org/magazine/GM01Summer/bse.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/factual/media/cow.jpg

I would like to purchase 20,000 cows if possible. Ma country is low on beef this year.

Canada is the one who has the beef problem, not the United States.

Canada is the one who has the beef problem, not the United States.

Actually there are many countries in the world that have Mad Cow issues - but you are confusing Nation States with the real world.

I do believe it was France with the beef problem,




And if it was not blame em anyway...

can i buy breeding rights ?

i would like to buy breeding rights and 8000 cows(4000 male and 4000 female)

I will purchase 3 female cows for a government subsidized farm to provide milk for the coomunity of Port Neptune.

I would like to purchase 1 gross of female cows, for use in the Buikian Cheese factorys/Dairyfarm

this is a dead thead... Freedom America is an Ex-nation

The Republic of Audren hereby submits the following order.

60,000 live cows at $300.00 a cow
Total:$18,000,000


Upon order confirmation, funds will be wired.

this is a dead thead... Freedom America is an Ex-nation

OOC: I'm back... resurrected. In fact, first post-resurrection post.

IC: All orders confirmed.