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Firestorm Helicopter: Sales Thread

Squornshelous
07-06-2003, 18:33
As many of you know Squornshelous has been developing a new helicopter over the past real time week or so. Testing stages are over and it is now ready to be sold to any and all ntions deemed to be capable of affording it. Specs are as follows:

H-1A/M in test flight
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2307/ka-50.jpg

Name: Firestorm
Designation: H-1N
Role: Multipurpose Naval Attack Helicopter

Weight:
Empty: 10 tons
Fully loaded: 13 tons
warload: 6000 lbs of torpedoes missiles rockets and sonobouys


Wing Pylon length: 8.5 m
Width with pylons: 20 m
Length: 18 m
Rotor Diameter:
Turning: 16 m
Stationary: 14 m

Cruise Speed:200 mph
Maximum Speed
Forward:250 mph
Backward: 200 mph
Sideward: 190 mph
Range: 500 nautical miles; 600 nm w/ aux fuel pods (fuel pods are mounted on innermost pylon hardpoints)

Weapons/equipment
4 aerial drop torpedoes
dip sonar (max depth 500 feet)
10 passive/active sonobuoys
10 wing pylon hardpoints for various missiles and rockets
ECM and chaff rockets
Air and Sea search radars

Included with purchase of each Helicopter are:
10 Mk-50 aerial torpedoes
10 sonobuoys
6 chaff rockets
4 AIM-9 sidewinder missiles
4 AIM-7 sparrow missiles
4 radar guided bombs

Cost: 15 million USD per unit

For any nation that is not interested in naval helicopters, an Army/Marine model of the Firestorm, the H-1A/M, is now under production. The weapons included with it are: the same as the naval variant only minus the torpedoes, bombs, sonobuoys, sonar, and sea search radar. It comes with 8 each of both types of air to air missile, 4 hellfire rocket pods, and a nose mounted minigun. All other specs are about the same.
Cost of the H-1A/M is the same as the H-1N.

Post orders here.
07-06-2003, 18:42
Will purchase 10 for 125 million
07-06-2003, 18:48
I'd like to purchase 450 of these craft. Total is 6.75 billion.
07-06-2003, 18:49
I'd like to purchase 450 of these craft. Total is 6.75 billion.

Show off :lol:
Squornshelous
07-06-2003, 18:50
Both of your orders are acknowledged and shipment is commencing, please allow 1-2 days RT for delivery. (larger orders will take longer)
07-06-2003, 18:52
*Wires money*

Of course, we would appreciate if you would send along a list of parts and operating manuals, so we can figure out how to use them in the best way as soon as possible.

Nice doing business with you.
07-06-2003, 19:02
Money wired.

I find it odd that nobody buys these kinds of helicopters anymore. I need them because I lack utility helicopters.
Kazaki
07-06-2003, 19:03
I might as well buy some...

Kazaki will order
100 Fire storms for a total of
1,500,000,000

Money wll be wired upon confirmation.
Crookfur
07-06-2003, 22:09
The Kingdom of crookfur would like to order 20 to tide us over until we finish our rotodynes, the bill of 300mil will be wired on acceptance of our order.
07-06-2003, 22:12
ill take 4 for 30 million
it shall be wired on delivery, please
07-06-2003, 22:15
Will these helicopters come with any weapons?
Imminent Deletion
07-06-2003, 22:18
I would like four for $60 million. Are they round-edged, or blocky? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF

And you wouldn't happen to sell live mattresses, would you? I'd like a pet one. http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face5.GIF
Squornshelous
08-06-2003, 17:36
Orders by Kazaki, Crookfur, Allegance and Imminent Deletion are all confirmed. We will commence shipping as soon as money is wired.

Why would I build a blocky helicopter?? They are large, but not squarish (is that a word?) but are as aerodynamic as possible.

The mattresses are sentient beings, therefore I can not sell them to you. However there are 20 who express interest in moving to your country of their own free will. :lol: :P
Squornshelous
08-06-2003, 19:07
BUMP!
went the giant foot
Squornshelous
08-06-2003, 19:28
Bump!!
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 03:55
8,765,000 USD in sales so far, (if everyone wires the money) yay me.
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 04:25
Come on people these are good helicopters!
Kazaki
09-06-2003, 04:37
I have wired the money.

I think I shall also purchase another 200.I also wired this money alogn with my payment for the 100
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 04:40
Great, money recieved, shipment commencing, They will be there tomorrow evening real time. Enjoy
Unified Hands
09-06-2003, 04:42
The Unified Hands Core Authority has authorized the purchase of twenty of these helicopters for 300 million USD. TUHCA demands that the helicopters be sent by telegram to TUHCA's headquarters, at which point payment will be launched out of a catapault in the general direction of Squornshelous.
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 04:47
Ok. . . . :?
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 04:48
ok. . . . :?
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 04:54
Ok :? just don't hurt yourself with that catapult.
Crookfur
09-06-2003, 12:31
Funds have been wired, a pleasure doing business.
Imminent Deletion
09-06-2003, 13:40
Oh, good, I have access again. Money wired. http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF

Why would I build a blocky helicopter?? They are large, but not squarish (is that a word?) but are as aerodynamic as possible.

Thanks. Any word is a word if you want it to be. http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face4.GIF

The mattresses are sentient beings, therefore I can not sell them to you. However there are 20 who express interest in moving to your country of their own free will.

Certainly; how should we transport them? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face5.GIF
09-06-2003, 13:52
ill take 2 plz
8)
*trans
transfers money*

ignore previous
09-06-2003, 18:50
500 plz
09-06-2003, 19:15
I would like 100 for our outdated force. Will pay 2 billion plus rush delivery.
Squornshelous
09-06-2003, 21:25
Klaxaculcatta, your choppers are on their way.

Modern Baghdad, just wire the cash and we'll send them.

Hellzone, that will be 7.5 billion.

Imminent Deletion, the mattresses will be coming on a second ship to your country. :P
09-06-2003, 22:55
The Fabreeze DOD would liek to purchase 10 Firestorm attack helicopters for 150 million

---Wiring Money--
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Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 00:39
Cash recieved, choppers sent, thanks for your business.
The Monkey King
10-06-2003, 02:43
ill buy 20 money wired
10-06-2003, 02:52
The Sultanate will also take 500

The 7.5 Billion has been wired 8)

Eron Lindsey
Chief Policy Advisor to the
Sultan of Frolific
10-06-2003, 03:02
I would like to purchase 25 of your Firestorm helicopters.
10-06-2003, 03:08
We would like to purchase 100 Firestorms. Could we pay for them on Friday? Our budget is set towards a project currently.
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 03:15
Prolific and The Monkey King, your choppers are being shipped.

Saam Gok, patment on friday will be fine, I am shipping your choppers.

Volonia, that will be 390 million.
The Monkey King
10-06-2003, 03:18
pleasure doin buisness
The Monkey King
10-06-2003, 03:18
pleasure doin buisness
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 03:22
likewise
10-06-2003, 04:02
Gracious Squornshelous, Pleasure doin business with you
Imminent Deletion
10-06-2003, 04:28
Imminent Deletion, the mattresses will be coming on a second ship to your country.

Sweet. What kind of accommodations would they like? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 04:57
Swampland, other than that they don't require much.
Aquilla
10-06-2003, 05:02
We will buy 200 of these Firestorms, that comes to 3 billion right?
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 05:19
Thinks for a minute. . . . . . . . . yup 3 bil. Wire the money and assume automatic shipping as I am going to bed.
10-06-2003, 05:49
Disastria MiliCorp is interested in purchasing the Firestorm in bulk. However, we would like a demonstrator to ensure the Firestorm can perform in the harsh environment of Disastria. Is there any way we can arrange a loaner program? We would be interested in purchasing as many as 20 Firestorms, assuming they live up to our high expetations.

Jackson Lee
CEO, Disastria MiliCorp
Eruditio, Munitio, Lucrum
10-06-2003, 06:45
Not particularly interested in helicopters (dereadful things) or matresses (don't start on me about matresses!), but if you find our god sulking in on of your swamps, could you please let us know?

Thanx
10-06-2003, 07:03
I will take 100 for 1.5 billion.
Let me know when you are able to sell them to me.
I am wiring the money now!
10-06-2003, 07:23
100 choppers
10-06-2003, 13:47
*wires money*

500 plz
10-06-2003, 13:48
*wires money*

500 plz
10-06-2003, 13:53
100 4 1.5 mil
*wire money* :D
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 19:49
Natural Bliss, Hellzone and Hypocratic Living, your helicopters are being shipped.

Klaxaculcatta, 1.5 billion for 100 choppers.

Disastria, I am sure that these helicopters can perform in any environment, I will send you one to test and experiment with and the other 19 when 300 million is wired.
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 20:17
BUMP ALERT!

(God I'm bored)
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 20:59
bumpeth
Squornshelous
10-06-2003, 21:36
BUMP BUMP BUMP
Briandom
10-06-2003, 23:44
The USSB will take 100 of the Naval fitted ones, and 200 of the army fitted ones.

$4,500,000,000 will be wired.

Also, what is the crew compliment of one of these helos?
Squornshelous
11-06-2003, 00:25
Your order is acknowledged, please wire the money and they will be sent. The crew is two, one pilot, one gunnery officer, as stated in the original post.
TROUSRS
11-06-2003, 00:40
I would like 200.
Squornshelous
11-06-2003, 01:44
that will be 3 billion USD please
Squornshelous
11-06-2003, 06:42
bump
11-06-2003, 07:23
*wires money*
Squornshelous
11-06-2003, 19:50
choppers on the way.

EDIT: All further sales are postponed due to Squornshelan involvement in "The Norse War". Thank you for your patience.
Squornshelous
12-06-2003, 23:47
Due to the end of conflict in Xolistan, sales are officially reopened.
12-06-2003, 23:52
our kl-55 helicopters

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31132
12-06-2003, 23:54
our kl-55 helicopters

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=31132
Squornshelous
13-06-2003, 00:04
grr. . . hijacker! :P
16-06-2003, 01:02
I would like 100 of them, 50 of each version.
$1.5 billion wired
Squornshelous
16-06-2003, 04:17
ok your choppers are on their way.
02-07-2003, 18:08
I'll take
Will purchase 10 for 125 million
Money wired from: Hontah to yours.
Squornshelous
02-07-2003, 22:42
Cool, I though this thread had died out. Choppers on the way.
03-07-2003, 23:19
I'd like to purchase 2,000 please.

30 billion dollars enclosed.
Squornshelous
04-07-2003, 04:06
they are being shipped as I speak, er. . . type.
09-07-2003, 04:52
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2307/ka-50.jpg
Squornshelous
12-07-2003, 04:45
wuzzat supposed to be?
Home style Bread
30-08-2003, 10:42
i shall buy 5000
14-09-2003, 19:21
I will buy 20 for 250 million
25-09-2003, 23:41
As many of you know Squornshelous has been developing a new helicopter over the past real time week or so. Testing stages are over and it is now ready to be sold to any and all ntions deemed to be capable of affording it. Specs are as follows:

H-1A/M in test flight
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2307/ka-50.jpg

Name: Firestorm
Designation: H-1N
Role: Multipurpose Naval Attack Helicopter

Weight:
Empty: 10 tons
Fully loaded: 13 tons
warload: 6000 lbs of torpedoes missiles rockets and sonobouys


Wing Pylon length: 8.5 m
Width with pylons: 20 m
Length: 18 m
Rotor Diameter:
Turning: 16 m
Stationary: 14 m

Cruise Speed:200 mph
Maximum Speed
Forward:250 mph
Backward: 200 mph
Sideward: 190 mph
Range: 500 nautical miles; 600 nm w/ aux fuel pods (fuel pods are mounted on innermost pylon hardpoints)

Weapons/equipment
4 aerial drop torpedoes
dip sonar (max depth 500 feet)
10 passive/active sonobuoys
10 wing pylon hardpoints for various missiles and rockets
ECM and chaff rockets
Air and Sea search radars

Included with purchase of each Helicopter are:
10 Mk-50 aerial torpedoes
10 sonobuoys
6 chaff rockets
4 AIM-9 sidewinder missiles
4 AIM-7 sparrow missiles
4 radar guided bombs

Cost: 15 million USD per unit

For any nation that is not interested in naval helicopters, an Army/Marine model of the Firestorm, the H-1A/M, is now under production. The weapons included with it are: the same as the naval variant only minus the torpedoes, bombs, sonobuoys, sonar, and sea search radar. It comes with 8 each of both types of air to air missile, 4 hellfire rocket pods, and a nose mounted minigun. All other specs are about the same.
Cost of the H-1A/M is the same as the H-1N.


ill take the chopper :twisted:
25-09-2003, 23:43
[quote="Squornshelous"]As many of you know Squornshelous has been developing a new helicopter over the past real time week or so. Testing stages are over and it is now ready to be sold to any and all ntions deemed to be capable of affording it. Specs are as follows:

H-1A/M in test flight
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2307/ka-50.jpg

Name: Firestorm
Designation: H-1N
Role: Multipurpose Naval Attack Helicopter

Weight:
Empty: 10 tons
Fully loaded: 13 tons
warload: 6000 lbs of torpedoes missiles rockets and sonobouys


Wing Pylon length: 8.5 m
Width with pylons: 20 m
Length: 18 m
Rotor Diameter:
Turning: 16 m
Stationary: 14 m

Cruise Speed:200 mph
Maximum Speed
Forward:250 mph
Backward: 200 mph
Sideward: 190 mph
Range: 500 nautical miles; 600 nm w/ aux fuel pods (fuel pods are mounted on innermost pylon hardpoints)

Weapons/equipment
4 aerial drop torpedoes
dip sonar (max depth 500 feet)
10 passive/active sonobuoys
10 wing pylon hardpoints for various missiles and rockets
ECM and chaff rockets
Air and Sea search radars

Included with purchase of each Helicopter are:
10 Mk-50 aerial torpedoes
10 sonobuoys
6 chaff rockets
4 AIM-9 sidewinder missiles
4 AIM-7 sparrow missiles
4 radar guided bombs

Cost: 15 million USD per unit

For any nation that is not interested in naval helicopters, an Army/Marine model of the Firestorm, the H-1A/M, is now under production. The weapons included with it are: the same as the naval variant only minus the torpedoes, bombs, sonobuoys, sonar, and sea search radar. It comes with 8 each of both types of air to air missile, 4 hellfire rocket pods, and a nose mounted minigun. All other specs are about the same.
Cost of the H-1A/M is the same as the H-1N



ill buy 20 for 3 billion.
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TROUSRS
06-10-2003, 02:36
Hey look what I found!

I'll take 50 more.
Squornshelous
06-10-2003, 03:02
Wow, this thread is still alive? I guess I did a good job designing this chopper. They're being shipped.
20-10-2003, 17:40
i would like 100 h-1a/m :twisted:
Squornshelous
24-10-2003, 02:19
Shipping will commence when 1.5 billion USD is wired.
Imminent Deletion
28-02-2004, 05:58
Since you said you are still selling, I'd like 200 more. $3 billion wired. :)
Squornshelous
29-02-2004, 03:38
helicopters have been shipped, all sales now to be done through telegrams.