NationStates Jolt Archive

Good day, one and all!

In recent days, the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies has completed the steps necessary to establish itself as a legitimate nation on the world stage. While we are, admittedly, still a fledgling nation, we have great hopes and ambitions for our country.

In short, we hope to turn our nation into a hedonistic paradise for those seking release from the strife of the rest of the world. Need some time off from marshalling your vast armies? Want to take a break from the constant strain of late-night diplomacy? All that purchasing of hyper-deadly weaponry tired out more than your wallet? Then look no further! The Free Land of Heavenly Bodies offers the following to you:

- Lush, wildlife-filled forests, teeming with plants and animals.
- Gorgeous white-sand beaches, which border crystal-clear oceanfronts. (Note: Clothing is strictly optional!)
- Natural hot springs, in which to relax your tired muscles.
- Casinos and entertainment galore!
- Secluded beachfront villas, perfect for those private political meetings.
- Some of the friendliest people nobody's ever met before.
- And much, much more!

So, if your desire is to be hand-fed grapes by scantily-clad women, while the princess of a neighboring kingdom is fanned nearby by shirtless muscular servants, then the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies is the place for you! Please contact our Ministry of Travel and Tourism for further details on how we might establish travel arrangements with your nation, and for details on "special arrangements" that may be desired - we aim to please!

Heavenly Bodies. It's not just a name, it's a way of life.

Sincerely,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Do you have hunting? If not, your getting nothing from us

Do you have hunting? If not, your getting nothing from us

To the good representative of Tremalkier,

At this point, we do not have hunting in our nation. That is not to say that some day we won't establish it, but at this point in our young country's life the forests are best suited for quiet picnics, hikes, escapes and, dare I say, a secret rendezvous or two. All of which, I'm sure you understand, would be horribly disturbed by people with hunting rifles running through and firing at the wildlife.

When our country becomes more established, it is entirely possible that we will set aside stretches of wilderness for those with a desire to hunt to enjoy that pastime. For now, might I interest you in one of our less-firearm-dependent activities?

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Let's see... vacation... k planned!! I'm coming for my vacation!!! And I'll send out a message to my people to go there too

Wow, my people are tired of going on vacations in their backyards or just down the street to the park. Ameraka's people are ready for vacation.

Let's see... vacation... k planned!! I'm coming for my vacation!!! And I'll send out a message to my people to go there too

To the good representative of Kikolas,

Wonderful! We look forward to having your delegation as the first international visitors to our nation. If there are any special arrangements you would like waiting for you upon your arrival, please contact me privately and we will see to it that all of your desires are met.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Wow, my people are tired of going on vacations in their backyards or just down the street to the park. Ameraka's people are ready for vacation.

Then we've got just the place for you. :D

We're in the process of negotiating with various air carriers to start bringing tourists to our country - please feel free to contact our Ministry of Travel and Tourism privately with any specific needs or desires you may have, and we will accomodate them for you.

We look forward to your arrival!

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

How strange.

Apparently, our travel agency system is having a few problems here, what with listing us as an ex-nation and all. We are sure that as soon as the tourism picks up, the upgrades to our computer systems will alleviate any further problems like that.

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

How fortunate is the fact that the Gratican people have their own lovely forests, savannahs, and beaches to travel...

How fortunate is the fact that the Gratican people have their own lovely forests, savannahs, and beaches to travel...

That is fortunate! However, if you ever tire of them, ours are open to you.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Tourism is picking up!

After having received reservations from a number of delegations from around the world, we are pleased to announce that our airport is now officially open to all major international flights.

Please contact our Ministry of Travel and Tourism to arrange for direct flights into Dion International Airport. As always, your pleasure is our business.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

For security reasons - certain well phrased threats and pamphlets - it seems to be that the Grokian parliament, shameful as this may at first seem, would have to flee its own country and permanently dwell in Heavenly Bodies. Don't let the scantily clad women go anywhere.

(As Jerome notes out in "Three Men In A Boat", whenever an epidemic was set loose the British Parliament, usually found in London, would flee the city. This made plagues quite popular.)

For security reasons - certain well phrased threats and pamphlets - it seems to be that the Grokian parliament, shameful as this may at first seem, would have to flee its own country and permanently dwell in Heavenly Bodies. Don't let the scantily clad women go anywhere.


To the Parliament of The Last Grok,

The Free Land of Heavenly Bodies does, indeed, offer numerous and varied styles of permanent living facilities for those who feel the need to get away from it all... and stay away. Of course, as residents of Heavenly Bodies, any and all who choose to reside here will be entitled to the benefits of living here, be it access to our pristine beaches, the dazzling view of the crmison sunsets over the vast oceans, or the 24-hour casinos that light up the night as if the sun had never left.

Please feel free to contact our Ministry of Travel and Tourism directly for more information and to ensure that your living arrangements meet or exceed your desires. Should your wishes include more "eclectic" tastes, do not hesitate to let us know and every effort shall be made to procure them.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Dear Ministry of Travel and Tourism,

While we are all very ecstatic about this oncoming voyage, we must stress out the need for special security measures against those most foul of nemesis, journalists. You see, our specialist doctor - who will also be coming onboard - has diagnosed a severe allergy prevalent among all parliament members, an allergy to the term "taxpayers' money." Still, those dreadful journalists frequently use it, and therefore we must avoid them. While we are not allowed to do so in our own country, we must ask you, Heavenly Bodies, to shoot them on sight.

Sincerely yours,

Last Grokian Parliament

(Incidentally, on a more serious note, assume, say, 10,000 Grokian tourists a year to begin with, although this figure may increase. This means that should, for instance, a guerrilla uprising erupt in your land, the guerillas can kidnap Grokian tourists, although this problem will probably be taken care of as all Grokian tourists flee the Grokian parliament.)

While we are all very ecstatic about this oncoming voyage, we must stress out the need for special security measures against those most foul of nemesis, journalists. You see, our specialist doctor - who will also be coming onboard - has diagnosed a severe allergy prevalent among all parliament members, an allergy to the term "taxpayers' money." Still, those dreadful journalists frequently use it, and therefore we must avoid them. While we are not allowed to do so in our own country, we must ask you, Heavenly Bodies, to shoot them on sight.


To the Last Grokian Parliament,

Please be assured that any and all precautions are taken to ensure the privacy of the visitors to the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies. Unless specifically requested in writing by the visiting party, no names of guests are made public to others on the island, and any rendezvous that may occur is best to be arranged beforehand so that we may maintain this confidentiality.

However, please be advised that it is against the nation's policy to simply shoot journalists... as a nation that thrives on tourism, setting the precedent of allowing random executions of reporters is bad press, and nobody wants to visit a place where they may be shot on a whim. It would be terrible for our developing economy to allow that to happen.

The arrangements for your arrival are underway even as this is typed - secluded cabins in our lush rainforest await you, while a staff of chefs is being assembled to make sure you are all well fed during your stay, regardless of how long that may be. Should you desire anything more diverse or sundry, know that our relaxed attitude is matched only by our relaxed laws on consumption. Narcotics, ranging from Excedrin to Ecstacy, are available should that be your whim, as is "companionship".

As always, your pleasure is our business. We look forward to your arrival.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

setting the precedent of allowing random executions of reporters is bad press,

^__^

Tourism is picking up!

After having received reservations from a number of delegations from around the world, we are pleased to announce that our airport is now officially open to all major international flights.

Please contact our Ministry of Travel and Tourism to arrange for direct flights into Dion International Airport. As always, your pleasure is our business.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies
Is Dion International capable of handling Menelmacari gravships? All they need is three hundred meters of open tarmac away from major traffic patterns but still near the terminal (they're VTOL capable), and a longer and higher jetway gate than one would use for a regular aircraft.

~Lady Serindë nos Eärendil
Prefect of Trade, Menelmacar

Good day, one and all!

In recent days, the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies has completed the steps necessary to establish itself as a legitimate nation on the world stage. While we are, admittedly, still a fledgling nation, we have great hopes and ambitions for our country.

In short, we hope to turn our nation into a hedonistic paradise for those seking release from the strife of the rest of the world. Need some time off from marshalling your vast armies? Want to take a break from the constant strain of late-night diplomacy? All that purchasing of hyper-deadly weaponry tired out more than your wallet? Then look no further! The Free Land of Heavenly Bodies offers the following to you:

- Lush, wildlife-filled forests, teeming with plants and animals.
- Gorgeous white-sand beaches, which border crystal-clear oceanfronts. (Note: Clothing is strictly optional!)
- Natural hot springs, in which to relax your tired muscles.
- Casinos and entertainment galore!
- Secluded beachfront villas, perfect for those private political meetings.
- Some of the friendliest people nobody's ever met before.
- And much, much more!

So, if your desire is to be hand-fed grapes by scantily-clad women, while the princess of a neighboring kingdom is fanned nearby by shirtless muscular servants, then the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies is the place for you! Please contact our Ministry of Travel and Tourism for further details on how we might establish travel arrangements with your nation, and for details on "special arrangements" that may be desired - we aim to please!

Heavenly Bodies. It's not just a name, it's a way of life.

Sincerely,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

It sounds too good to be true! How much would a months vacation cost? Security is a factor, and some of those women are must. Thank god I issued a tax refund.

Is Dion International capable of handling Menelmacari gravships? All they need is three hundred meters of open tarmac away from major traffic patterns but still near the terminal (they're VTOL capable), and a longer and higher jetway gate than one would use for a regular aircraft.


To the Lady Serindë nos Eärendil,

We are sure that arrangements can be made for your gravships to land. There is quite a bit of open space surrounding the existing airport, which has already been set aside for future development as flights increased. For the time being, please let your gravship pilots know that the landing areas north of the main airport will serve nicely for this purpose until a more permanent station for flights from Menelmacar is completed - there is a shuttle monorail from there to the main terminal which will service passengers so as not to delay them.

Should you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

It sounds too good to be true! How much would a months vacation cost? Security is a factor, and some of those women are must. Thank god I issued a tax refund.

To Emperor Joe,

The costs of a month's vacation in the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies varies greatly, depending on your deasires. As we understand that many of our visitors are trying to escape the constant stress of pressing national issues, it is our policy to try and cater to the every whim of our esteemed guests. And, as you will understand, those whims may be pricy or inexpensive, depending on their nature.

In regards to security, the presence of all guests is kept in the strictest confidence... it's no good vacationing if all of your nitpicky advisors can call you at a moment's notice, right? While the Free Land does not boast a significant military presence, we do have security measures in place to ensure the safety and peace of mind of all travelers to our nation.

We look forward to hearing from you regarding your possible vacation in the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies. Should you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

As always, your pleasure is our business.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Sounds great. I will be taking the month off, I can spead up to 5 tousand dollars, now anyway, I'd like to start next tuesday. can you have everything ready? I'd like a room over looking the bay but not to close so I dont smell the salt all the time, I like a wakeup call at 7:00 Am, breakfast at 8:00, lunch at 1:00, dinner at 7:00 pm, my deit mainly consits of meat, fruit, and grain, I'll bring my own plane and car but I might want a boat, and my "companion" has to be young, a women, good looking, but must have an IQ of 180 and knows how to carry a conversation, and can be trusted enough to keep any information she will hear to herself. Can you do all that?

Sounds great. I will be taking the month off, I can spead up to 5 tousand dollars, now anyway, I'd like to start next tuesday. can you have everything ready? I'd like a room over looking the bay but not to close so I dont smell the salt all the time, I like a wakeup call at 7:00 Am, breakfast at 8:00, lunch at 1:00, dinner at 7:00 pm, my deit mainly consits of meat, fruit, and grain, I'll bring my own plane and car but I might want a boat, and my "companion" has to be young, a women, good looking, but must have an IQ of 180 and knows how to carry a conversation, and can be trusted enough to keep any information she will hear to herself. Can you do all that?

To Emperor Joe,

While your desires are definitely within the scope of our accomodations, your budget of $5,000 seems rather... limited. Here is a breakdown of one of our more bare-bones travel packages (priced for one month, per your wishes):


30 days in a quality hotel: $100 per night. This is not one of our premier resorts, but is definitely of high quality, and only for the mere price of about double what you would find at a Motel 6 in South Cental Crappighettostan. Complimentary continental breakfast would be included in this package, as would all the facilities of the hotel (pool, weight room, etc.). Total so far: $3,000
Lunches and dinners. The Free Land of Heavenly Bodies boasts many fine restaurants and personal chefs, but as with everything else, these come at a price. Even if you were to spend $10 on lunch per day, and a reasonable $40 on dinner each night, that would bring your total for meals for the month to $1,500.


As you can see, even this barest of packages leaves you with $500 left for the entire month, with which to enjoy our sightseeing, dining, casinos, and shows.

With all appropriate respect, Emperor joe, while your pleasure is our business, it is in fact just that... a business. Costs of running such a business are high indeed, and as such the costs to our very exclusive customers may reflect some of that. For a truly luxury vacation here, we would recommend perhaps a higher spending allowance for yourself. Because if you can't pamper yourself, who can?

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Is Dion International capable of handling Menelmacari gravships? All they need is three hundred meters of open tarmac away from major traffic patterns but still near the terminal (they're VTOL capable), and a longer and higher jetway gate than one would use for a regular aircraft.


To the Lady Serindë nos Eärendil,

We are sure that arrangements can be made for your gravships to land. There is quite a bit of open space surrounding the existing airport, which has already been set aside for future development as flights increased. For the time being, please let your gravship pilots know that the landing areas north of the main airport will serve nicely for this purpose until a more permanent station for flights from Menelmacar is completed - there is a shuttle monorail from there to the main terminal which will service passengers so as not to delay them.

Should you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies
Excellent! My Lady the Elentári is considering visiting your nation sometime soon. In fact, Her Eternal Majesty has set aside M€100,000 for the trip (M€1 = US$2.25), and she doesn't want to have a single millicredit of it left after seven days. Think you could whip her up an itinerary?

~Lady Serindë

Excellent! My Lady the Elentári is considering visiting your nation sometime soon. In fact, Her Eternal Majesty has set aside M€100,000 for the trip (M€1 = US$2.25), and she doesn't want to have a single millicredit of it left after seven days. Think you could whip her up an itinerary?


It would be our absolute pleasure. This itinerary will be for arrival on a Friday evening, with departure the following Sunday (9 days, 8 nights).

Friday evening: Arrival in the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies via gravship at Dion International Airport. The welcome committee will meet Her Eternal Majesty at the gravship and escort her to the waiting limosine... we believe that after such a trip, basely cramming her into a monorail train is neither fitting, acceptable nor comfortable. She, her entourage (if any) and her belongings will be taken directly to the Dion Arms hotel, and brought to her suite - one fitting of her station. After a personal introduction to our security staff, who will be ensuring that Her Eternal Majesty is not disturbed during her visit, her night is hers to do with as she pleases - the majority of our restaurants, shops and attractions are open well into the night, with a good number open around the clock. This should give her some time to relax and recuperate from the day of traveling.

Saturday: Breakfast will be brought to Her Eternal Majesty's room by one of our chefs, prepared specially by our renowned staff of cooks. After the meal, she will be treated to a horse-and-carriage tour of the area, so as to familiarize herself with the attractions she may wish to visit during her stay. The Dion Arms is a mere block from the waterfront, allowing a spectacular view of our beaches, and is situated along a main street filled with shops, clubs, restaurants and casinos of all varieties. After lunch at one of the restaurants along the way, the entourage will return to the hotel for a breather and dinner, then allow her to relax a bit before the evening's activities - an outing to one of Heavenly Bodies' exclusive nightspots. Several classy nightclubs have opened in recent months here, although should Her Eternal Majesty desire something more... unique... there are facilities that offer varying styles of clubs, from jazz to disco to blues, and from tame to, might we say, more adult oriented.

Sunday: Giving Her Eternal Majesty ample time to recover, if needed, from the prior evening's festivities, Sunday offers an excursion to our theatre district. Be her pleasure opera, ballet, orchestra or musical, over one dozen theatres and concert halls populate the city, with offerings for almost every taste. After, she will dine at one of Heavenly Bodies most exclusive restaurants, Bistro Gillett, then wile her night away at one of our glamorous casinos should she so desire.

Monday through Saturday: The remainder of her days in the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies will be filled with the most beautiful sights, the finest restaurants, and the most relaxing atmosphere that we can possibly offer. Her days and nights are her own, to sip drinks on our sandy beaches or frequent the clubs as she desires. More directed diversions can be found as well, including:

A day excursion to observe the stunning flora and fauna of our lush rainforests,
Scuba diving in tropical waters while surrounded by fish of every color of the rainbow (and more!),
Sailing across the tops of the waves in one of our luxurious sailboats or catamarans,
Sampling some of our regions fine wines from local vineyards,
Anything else her heart desires.


Sunday: Alas, all good things must come to an end. After another gourmet breakfast, Her Eternal Majesty and her belongings will be chauffered by limosine to the airport, by way of our scenic coastline drive. This will allow her one final look at both the ocean and our city (visible from an overlooking ridge - pack your camera!) before she is driven to the steps of her gravship and seen off by our welcoming committee.

As always, items and events in this itinerary may be changed at the discretion of you, our esteemed guest, based upon your whims. We are here for your pleasure, and wish to do everything possible to ensure that you will leave happy, and come back soon.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Sounds great. I will be taking the month off, I can spead up to 5 tousand dollars, now anyway, I'd like to start next tuesday. can you have everything ready? I'd like a room over looking the bay but not to close so I dont smell the salt all the time, I like a wakeup call at 7:00 Am, breakfast at 8:00, lunch at 1:00, dinner at 7:00 pm, my deit mainly consits of meat, fruit, and grain, I'll bring my own plane and car but I might want a boat, and my "companion" has to be young, a women, good looking, but must have an IQ of 180 and knows how to carry a conversation, and can be trusted enough to keep any information she will hear to herself. Can you do all that?

To Emperor Joe,

While your desires are definitely within the scope of our accomodations, your budget of $5,000 seems rather... limited. Here is a breakdown of one of our more bare-bones travel packages (priced for one month, per your wishes):


30 days in a quality hotel: $100 per night. This is not one of our premier resorts, but is definitely of high quality, and only for the mere price of about double what you would find at a Motel 6 in South Cental Crappighettostan. Complimentary continental breakfast would be included in this package, as would all the facilities of the hotel (pool, weight room, etc.). Total so far: $3,000
Lunches and dinners. The Free Land of Heavenly Bodies boasts many fine restaurants and personal chefs, but as with everything else, these come at a price. Even if you were to spend $10 on lunch per day, and a reasonable $40 on dinner each night, that would bring your total for meals for the month to $1,500.


As you can see, even this barest of packages leaves you with $500 left for the entire month, with which to enjoy our sightseeing, dining, casinos, and shows.

With all appropriate respect, Emperor joe, while your pleasure is our business, it is in fact just that... a business. Costs of running such a business are high indeed, and as such the costs to our very exclusive customers may reflect some of that. For a truly luxury vacation here, we would recommend perhaps a higher spending allowance for yourself. Because if you can't pamper yourself, who can?

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

All right 2 million. would that get everything to my spefics?

All right 2 million. would that get everything to my spefics?


To Emperor Joe,

Ah, now we're talking pampering.

Please see the above listed itinerary for Her Eternal Majesty of Menelmacar - that is what we can create with half of that amount (approximately $225,000 after monetary conversion for a week's stay, times about four weeks, is just shy of $1 million). For $2 million, it is all a matter of how much icing you'd like on your cake... your palatial lodgings will be more palatial, your exquisite food will be even more exquisite, your companion, should you still desire one, will be even more... er... companionable?... and the doors to the high roller rooms in our casinos will be flung open at your merest presence. All the perks will be perkier, all the goods better.

In other words... you have merely to ask.

Sincerely,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

GROKIAN PARLIAMENT DISAPPEARS
Citizens Plan Feast In Celebration

GROKIAN PARLIAMENT DISAPPEARS
Citizens Plan Feast In Celebration

To the Parliament of the Last Grok,

It appears that you are, in fact, en route. We look forward to your arrival - please feel free to radio ahead if there is anything you would like waiting for you at the airport.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

All right 2 million. would that get everything to my spefics?


To Emperor Joe,

Ah, now we're talking pampering.

Please see the above listed itinerary for Her Eternal Majesty of Menelmacar - that is what we can create with half of that amount (approximately $225,000 after monetary conversion for a week's stay, times about four weeks, is just shy of $1 million). For $2 million, it is all a matter of how much icing you'd like on your cake... your palatial lodgings will be more palatial, your exquisite food will be even more exquisite, your companion, should you still desire one, will be even more... er... companionable?... and the doors to the high roller rooms in our casinos will be flung open at your merest presence. All the perks will be perkier, all the goods better.

In other words... you have merely to ask.

Sincerely,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Alright! Hook me up with the package that chick ordered, I'll be there next wensday!

Alright! Hook me up with the package that chick ordered, I'll be there next wensday!

To Emperor Joe,

If by "that chick" you are referring to Her Eternal Majesty of Menelmacar, then yes, we can definitely provide you with a similar package... of course, adjusted for your expanded financial situation. The boat that you requested in your initial wish list is being prepared even as we type this, complete with a supply of champagne straight from the bistros on shore, and your "companion" that you mentioned is en route right now, and looking forward to greeting you personally as you disembark at the airport.

We hope that you thoroughly enjoy your time in the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies - any service we may provide, you need but to request.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Ahhh just what kind of bodies can i get my hands on there? President Two Pac A Day

money is no object

Alright! Hook me up with the package that chick ordered, I'll be there next wensday!

To Emperor Joe,

If by "that chick" you are referring to Her Eternal Majesty of Menelmacar, then yes, we can definitely provide you with a similar package... of course, adjusted for your expanded financial situation. The boat that you requested in your initial wish list is being prepared even as we type this, complete with a supply of champagne straight from the bistros on shore, and your "companion" that you mentioned is en route right now, and looking forward to greeting you personally as you disembark at the airport.

We hope that you thoroughly enjoy your time in the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies - any service we may provide, you need but to request.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies
Yeah thats who I ment. Gotta pack, At the airport ,8'ock look for the brite red F-16 comming in. I'll be the pilot yellin GOOD MORNING HEVEANLY BODIES!

Ahhh just what kind of bodies can i get my hands on there? money is no object President Two Pac A Day

To President Two Pac A Day,

You, good sir, have just uttered the four most important words since "Let There Be Light" and "I Have A Dream". If you might supply us with a list of your specific tastes, desires, and vices, we shall see how to go about making them a reality.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

Do you have cockroaches? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face1.GIF

No cockroaches?!? What kind of "vacation" is that? http://www.sc3000.com/forums/images/face5.GIF

Is your place free. No charge. I am interested in honeymooning here. I can spend large amounts of cash if it isnt.

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Is your place free. No charge. I am interested in honeymooning here. I can spend large amounts of cash if it isnt.

To the representative of Volonia,

I'm afraid that yes, there is a charge to visit our country, much as there are costs to vacation anywhere. The only way we know of to vacation without those pesky credit card bills is perhaps a camping trip.

Please see the prior itineraries we have posted here for examples of what a vacation or honeymoon (congratulations!) may entail here.

Sincerely,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free land of Heavenly Bodies

Heavenly Bodies,

What is the normal temperature of your nation? And what type of "forests"? (tropical, temperate, etc.)

Would your security be able to handle keeping two nation leaders, together, away from all interruptions? (I'm speaking of myself and the ruler of Volonia)

Do you have any nice secluded spots near the beach? And dining suitable for those not looking for "companions"?

I'll have to speak to Voloshnicoff more on the matter, but I don't believe money would be that much of an issue

Sincerely,

Her Supreme Majesty, Empress Thayet IV (otherwise know as Lady Audrey)

To Her Supreme Majesty,

What is the normal temperature of your nation? And what type of "forests"? (tropical, temperate, etc.)

The normal temperature of our nation is usually in the high 70's to low 80's, of course with appropriate seasonal differences (hotter in the summertime, etc.). As for the forests, most are tropical, complete witht he flora and fauna associated with them.

Would your security be able to handle keeping two nation leaders, together, away from all interruptions? (I'm speaking of myself and the ruler of Volonia)

Absolutely! we specializa in those leaders who feel the need to "get away from it all", and damned if we'll let some nosy paparazzi or obnoxious report disturb that.

Do you have any nice secluded spots near the beach? And dining suitable for those not looking for "companions"?

Our resorts are numerous and placed throughout the nation, both near the beach, near our shopping districts, and further away from civilization as we know it. Our dining, likewise, is top-notch, and covers the spectrum of many cuisines from around the world.

As an example of what we may offer you, please see our earlier listing of an itinerary for Her Eternal Majesty of Menelmacar. We eagerly await your reservations.

Sincerely yours,

Lord Trevor and Lady Felicia Dion
Overseers of the Free Land of Heavenly Bodies

I would be interested in setting up a tourism-exchange with you. But I need a spot for An-225's to land, the largest cargo plane in exsistance. This deal would provide you with an estamated 12,000,000 people visiting per NS year. I hope that this deal could prove good and well for both of us.

Demo-Bobylon has:
-Beautiful rainforests
-A smog-free environment, with no cars in the towns
-Perfect public transport (free!)
-The Vadr Hydroelectric Dam, a wonder
-The Vadrinsk National Park (protected).
-Very good sanitation
-Pleasant, caring and intelligent citizens
-And much, much more!

I would very much appreciate it if you could set up a direct flight to your nation,cuz my people need a vacation! :D

What, mine? Flights are Air Socialism, an eco-friendly airline with planes flying on a fuel of love, peace, joy and a sense of smugness for being such a damn cool country.