The Resi Corporation goes public!
The Resi Corporation
17-05-2003, 00:02
CEN (Capitalist Economic News) reports:
The Resi Corporation, a company that makes cars, computers, pet food, home appliances, military transport/weapons, software, insurance, bombs, and whatever else you can immagine, has gone public today and is offering investment oppertunities. Our senior financial analist, Ben J. Kernston, estimates a 90% appreciation of value in the Resi Corporation's stock. Also, CEO Unum Resi has declared that investors will recieve variable discounts on products made by Resi Corp.
*end transmission*
If you would like to invest in the Resi Corporation, please reply to this post with how much you are willing to invest. If you invest, you will recieve a monthly telegram describing the status of the company and of the money you have invested in it.
Please use the Stocks topic stickied to the top of this forum.
The Celack Country has gone back to sleep.
The Resi Corporation
17-05-2003, 00:23
The Celack Country has gone back to sleep.
Ummmm... What's that supposed to mean?
The Celack Country has gone back to sleep.
Ummmm... What's that supposed to mean? i don't care.
What is the par value of the stock? Is it preferred or callable? Cumulative and preferred or not? What is your P/E ratio and what are your dividend yield? How many shares are you issuing in total? You need to tell a little bit more.
The Resi Corporation
22-05-2003, 01:14
What is the par value of the stock? Is it preferred or callable? Cumulative and preferred or not? What is your P/E ratio and what are your dividend yield? How many shares are you issuing in total? You need to tell a little bit more.
Yes it is callable, the par value is $50 per share, 10,000,000,000 shares are issued initally (though there is always the possibility of splitting), and our estimated P/E ratio is 10/19. We don't pay dividends yet, as we are still growing, thus our dividend yeild is 0%.
We would like to bid for purchase of 50.000 at $50.
UBER-BUMP
Ah, look how far you have come Resi....
Heh... personally I like to hide my first post, it was a "OMFGZ!!!11!!! I DECLAIR WAR ON TEH WROLD!!!11!!!" type of n00b post. :PThis is bumped in response to this quote, here: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12236
Kisnesia
28-09-2003, 06:21
We will invest 50 M USD, however many shares that will buy us right now.
Esamopia
28-09-2003, 06:22
350 Million Invested
Heh... for a nuked country you have lots of change?? I hope you're not paying in radioactive bills, or using the money you were just paid by those fools in the Shing-lo war!
Check this! :wink:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75648
LOL! People really want Resi Stock, even if this is an outdated post, being his oldest...
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:24
Heh... personally I like to hide my first post, it was a "OMFGZ!!!11!!! I DECLAIR WAR ON TEH WROLD!!!11!!!" type of n00b post. :PThis is bumped in response to this quote, here: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12236Oops, guess I was wrong. It was my second post that was like that.
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:26
See people, you should've bought stock when I first offered it to you! Look how much its value has appreciated! :D
Esamopia
28-09-2003, 06:27
Check this! :wink:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75648
I don't understand how:
50 B-2 Spirits
25 B-1 Lancers
550 B-83 Thermonuclear Bombs
could be stored underground somewhere? How do you get so many planes in... or out for that matter? Bombers are gigantic! There's no way you could just lift them back and then find space to put them back in!!!!
Check this! :wink:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75648
I don't understand how:
50 B-2 Spirits
25 B-1 Lancers
550 B-83 Thermonuclear Bombs
could be stored underground somewhere? How do you get so many planes in... or out for that matter? Bombers are gigantic! There's no way you could just lift them back and then find space to put them back in!!!!
I had a underground storage facility ok and they are still underground
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:29
350 Million InvestedLoA, craters don't need money. What little cash you have you should be investing in rebuilding your nation, not in my stock.
350 Million InvestedLoA, craters don't need money. What little cash you have you should be investing in rebuilding your nation, not in my stock.
Your stock will grow and give us more money k!
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:30
We will invest 50 M USD, however many shares that will buy us right now.You bought 49,658 shares.
Esamopia
28-09-2003, 06:32
Check this! :wink:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75648
I don't understand how:
50 B-2 Spirits
25 B-1 Lancers
550 B-83 Thermonuclear Bombs
could be stored underground somewhere? How do you get so many planes in... or out for that matter? Bombers are gigantic! There's no way you could just lift them back and then find space to put them back in!!!!
I had a underground storage facility ok and they are still underground
Hmm... not ok, for instance:
Each B-2 bomber costs about 2 billion... so the fact that you had 100 billion stashed in some underground crate makes no sense... plus the bombs... that's almost in the trillions!! Stuff you just found I guess... furthermore!! a B-2 bomber's dimensions are:
Wingspan: 52.43m (172' 0")
Length: 21.03m (69' 0")
Height: 5.18 (17' 0")
Weights
Empty weight: ~45,360-49,900kg (~100,000-110,000 lb)
Meaning that the 40 you have there have no way of just hiding underground... and even if that was somehow possible... somehow... then you still can't get them out easily.
How about you just call it quits?? Or say that you have a new country (a quick renaming should be fine?)
Check this! :wink:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=75648
I don't understand how:
50 B-2 Spirits
25 B-1 Lancers
550 B-83 Thermonuclear Bombs
could be stored underground somewhere? How do you get so many planes in... or out for that matter? Bombers are gigantic! There's no way you could just lift them back and then find space to put them back in!!!!
I had a underground storage facility ok and they are still underground
Hmm... not ok, for instance:
Each B-2 bomber costs about 2 billion... so the fact that you had 100 billion stashed in some underground crate makes no sense... plus the bombs... that's almost in the trillions!! Stuff you just found I guess... furthermore!! a B-2 bomber's dimensions are:
Wingspan: 52.43m (172' 0")
Length: 21.03m (69' 0")
Height: 5.18 (17' 0")
Weights
Empty weight: ~45,360-49,900kg (~100,000-110,000 lb)
Meaning that the 40 you have there have no way of just hiding underground... and even if that was somehow possible... somehow... then you still can't get them out easily.
How about you just call it quits?? Or say that you have a new country (a quick renaming should be fine?)
Ever heard of disasembling
LoA, you are this:
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues98/apr98/images/crater.jpg
Stay in character.
Ah, I've wanted to say that since the Magic China days....
Esamopia
28-09-2003, 06:36
LoA, you are this:
http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/smithsonian/issues98/apr98/images/crater.jpg
Stay in character.
Ah, I've wanted to say that since the Magic China days....
Hahaha
Penguenia
28-09-2003, 06:36
Penguenia will invest 2 million in Resi.
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:38
Penguenia will invest 2 million in Resi.You have purchased 1,986.32 shares.
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:42
I'll invest 30 million.That's 29,794.8 shares for you.
Esamopia
28-09-2003, 06:43
We invest... 1 Billion Esamopians (1 Esamopian = .89 USD)
I'll invest 30 million.That's 29,794.8 shares for you..8? How much does the extra .2 cost?
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:46
We invest... 1 Billion Esamopians (1 Esamopian = .89 USD)Argh... you really must hate me to make me do all this math... :cry:
That's, uh... 883,912.4 shares for you.
Esamopia
28-09-2003, 06:47
We invest... 1 Billion Esamopians (1 Esamopian = .89 USD)Argh... you really must hate me to make me do all this math... :cry:
That's, uh... 883,912.4 shares for you.
Heh... we thought you'd enjoy it... we'd also like to keep it nice, so we'll sell 83,912.4 shares (don't worry, we'll make the calc and credit to our account.)
We better see some good results, btw, how many shares are the Resis keeping?
*gives Resi a Granny Slag c00kie*
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:48
I'll invest 30 million.That's 29,794.8 shares for you..8? How much does the extra .2 cost?About $201.37742156349430101896975311128 by my estimate. That means a single share costs $1,006.8871078174715050948487655564.
I'll invest 30 million.That's 29,794.8 shares for you..8? How much does the extra .2 cost?About $201.37742156349430101896975311128 by my estimate. That means a single share costs $1,006.8871078174715050948487655564.Ok, just add it on so I have 29,795 shares. I hate decimals.... :x
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:49
We better see some good results, btw, how many shares are the Resis keeping?A nice healthy 50.1%, enough to turn business decisions in their favor. 8)
Resi, I bet you didn't expect that this thread would ever reappear, let alone make you more money.
Fyreheart
28-09-2003, 06:53
Fyreheart will invest 1 billion in Resi Corp.
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 06:57
Resi, I bet you didn't expect that this thread would ever reappear, let alone make you more money.Course I didn't. And it's all thanks to you, B-man. :wink:
Fyreheart will invest 1 billion in Resi Corp.That'll be 993,160 shares for you, then.