NationStates Jolt Archive


Bow Down, Human Slaves!

03-05-2003, 18:48
Attention, all human Nations. Apophis Your God has risen from the ashes, and shall once again rule the known Galaxy. Bow down now, and my lord shall spare you. Do not submit, and he shall wipe you from the face of this earth. My Lord has weapons beyond your scientific understanding, and seeks only domination! Submit, and be spared.
Mar'tak
New First Prime of Apophis
03-05-2003, 18:53
OOC: *coughcoughgodmoddetcoughcouhg* I think your 'god' should be used to get rid of godmodders and war mongering noobs like you.
03-05-2003, 18:56
Hey God, heads up.

*Launches nukes*
Fantasan
03-05-2003, 18:57
Isn't Apophis dead? Check the season 5 Premiere. He burned up in a planet's atmosphere. You're dead, Apophis, Dead!
03-05-2003, 19:01
Attention, all human Nations. Apophis Your God has risen from the ashes, and shall once again rule the known Galaxy. Bow down now, and my lord shall spare you. Do not submit, and he shall wipe you from the face of this earth. My Lord has weapons beyond your scientific understanding, and seeks only domination! Submit, and be spared.
Mar'tak
New First Prime of Apophis
I submit... im spared... i stab your god in the back with a flaming anti-god knife... your dead. :roll: :roll: :roll:
- note the sarcasm
03-05-2003, 19:05
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03-05-2003, 19:16
The Rogue Nation of Herbdom Inquires:

Herbdom would firstly like to state that the aggressive tendencies of the Hybrid Nations should be stiffled. We need no more protests from "Non-Humans." They should realize that Herbdom and other nations are not pleased by their perpetual claims of injustice and if they have a problem with their status they should join PETA or ALF; Herbdom believes that these organizations would accept them with open arms.

OOC: Aren't these hybrid nations godmodding? I recently discovered a nation of Fox people. Fox people? Gene splicing is at least 20 years off, and to have hybrids in the current day could only bed achieved through use of magic or fake technology. This is godmodding. And FOX-people? This is embarrassing! Note to the hybrids: D&D RPing does NOT mix with NationStates Pring :roll:
03-05-2003, 19:18
OOC: Yes it is completely 100% godmodding, i havnt seen this nation of fox people, but im sure id get a good kick out of it.
03-05-2003, 19:21
You mock the Great Apophis. He is no animal. He is a Gao'uld! Behold the power of your god. *The great pyramid ship approaches the nation of Kitsylvania and vaporizes a skyscraper.* "Attention, people of the Tauri. This is your God, Apophis. All shall soon serve me, and be hosts for my children."
03-05-2003, 19:24
Godmodder. You can't say what you destoryed. The victim decides it.

4 Cruise missiles and 2 nukes have impacted and blown holes through that so called ship.
Fantasan
03-05-2003, 19:29
For anybody interested, Stargate SG1 is a hit science fiction show. Apophis was an parasitical alien who had a human host, which allowed him to live thousands of years. It think this thread is intended for SG1 fans, so anybody who doesn't watch (or at least know what this guy's talking about) should just let it go.
03-05-2003, 19:34
*sigh. Fires IGNORE CANNON
http://rpstudios.ian-justman.com/junk/CGgoods/Ignoremk-iii-OWNED.jpg
Fantasan
03-05-2003, 20:40
Apparently, nobody likes Stargate SG1 but me and Apophis.
Luporum
03-05-2003, 20:44
<sigh>

Luporum Strike jets begin blowing the pryamid out of the sky, since you have wasted 2 sec of my time b-2's will begin dropping Nuclear Weapons on your country.

If you continue to bother me i'll drop vats of LX-10 Nerve gas in your country.
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General Blood Wolf
Stand-In President of Luporum
03-05-2003, 20:47
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Luporum
03-05-2003, 20:48
Luporum don't even waste weapons on this guy...

I need a newb target before i blow Brian Robbins into dust.

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General Blood Wolf
Stand-In President of Luporum
03-05-2003, 20:48
Note to the hybrids: D&D RPing does NOT mix with NationStates Pring :roll:


Tell that to myself, Melkor, Menelmacar, Kalessin & Quippoth

...watch us laugh at you
03-05-2003, 21:00
It, er, IS an SG1 joke, guys... .. guys?
Ma-tek
03-05-2003, 21:03
Attention, all human Nations. Apophis Your God has risen from the ashes, and shall once again rule the known Galaxy. Bow down now, and my lord shall spare you. Do not submit, and he shall wipe you from the face of this earth. My Lord has weapons beyond your scientific understanding, and seeks only domination! Submit, and be spared.
Mar'tak
New First Prime of Apophis

[OOC: Ack. That disturbingly similar name has nothing to do with me...]
Fantasan
03-05-2003, 21:07
Luporum don't even waste weapons on this guy...

I need a newb target before i blow Brian Robbins into dust.

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General Blood Wolf
Stand-In President of Luporum
Personally, I'd like to blow away "Tim" Robbins. Little Commie weasel. (Hey, you're the ones who commented on a topic you know nothing about. Stargate SG1 is bigger than Star Trek. Get a TV!)
Rodriquezland
03-05-2003, 21:10
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Rodriquezland
03-05-2003, 21:11
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Rodriquezland
03-05-2003, 21:11
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Ma-tek
03-05-2003, 21:12
Luporum don't even waste weapons on this guy...

I need a newb target before i blow Brian Robbins into dust.

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General Blood Wolf
Stand-In President of Luporum
Personally, I'd like to blow away "Tim" Robbins. Little Commie weasel. (Hey, you're the ones who commented on a topic you know nothing about. Stargate SG1 is bigger than Star Trek. Get a TV!)

[OOC: Being a fan of both, I have to say that in all likelihood, considering the Star Trekisation of SG1 in the last coupla series... you're wrong. Trek and SG1 generally have the same fans. Which is why they do the spaceship thing more often these days in SG1.]

EDITED - Due to awful grammar
Rodriquezland
03-05-2003, 21:13
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Rodriquezland
03-05-2003, 21:14
Sorry it was like telling me it could not load so i didnt think it was posting.
Fantasan
03-05-2003, 21:18
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What the hell is this supposed to mean?
Stop wasting my time. Let's get back to Stargate. Where's Apophis?
03-05-2003, 21:20
Sorry it was like telling me it could not load so i didnt think it was posting.

OOC: yeah, I get that crap all the time. You CAN delete those extra posts you know

IC: The various insane people of Tea Parties take a moment to laugh at your silly ultimatim. They moon the 'pyrimid' ship, and then the government promptly fires several missiles at it. BOOM! Godmoder's dead.
03-05-2003, 21:30
Apophis Your God laughs at pitiful human attempts at destructon. Gao'uld technology is millennia beyond your animalistic minds. I, your God, shall reign over earth once more. Do not assault me, or I and the System Lords shall descend upon your planet and destroy your people.
03-05-2003, 21:33
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03-05-2003, 21:33
LOL. Godmodder. You're gonna get banned before long.
The Silver Turtle
03-05-2003, 21:36
*picks up orange phone*
General, get me the Asgard...
...
...
*long argument about not having a direct line to the Asgard*
...
*launches the newly completed STSS Strider to contact the Asgard*
Fantasan
03-05-2003, 21:36
Doesn't anybody find Apophis funny?
03-05-2003, 21:37
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03-05-2003, 21:38
No.
The Silver Turtle
03-05-2003, 21:38
Doesn't anybody find Apophis funny?
All n00bs are funny.
It's when they have populations of 600 million and still godmod that it's not.
03-05-2003, 21:40
Attention, all human Nations. Apophis Your God has risen from the ashes, and shall once again rule the known Galaxy. Bow down now, and my lord shall spare you. Do not submit, and he shall wipe you from the face of this earth. My Lord has weapons beyond your scientific understanding, and seeks only domination! Submit, and be spared.
Mar'tak
New First Prime of Apophis




you do know that my people wiped out your god because you were using us for experiments so you might know he will die once again!! :twisted:


PRESIDENT John Fishmore
03-05-2003, 21:46
I scoff at thee. I admit I god mod at times, but only with other SG-1 nations. My Jaffa are much stronger and more plentiful. A group of humans have defeated your forces so many times it ain't even funny! Wait..... yeah it is! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
03-05-2003, 21:54
I scoff at thee. I admit I god mod at times, but only with other SG-1 nations. My Jaffa are much stronger and more plentiful. A group of humans have defeated your forces so many times it ain't even funny! Wait..... yeah it is! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My lord Apophis seeks an alliance with you, oh great one. He seeks to follow you and learn proper Godmodding and reclaim his status as a System Lord.
Mar'tek
First Prime
Ma-tek
03-05-2003, 22:03
King Sean: "General, where are those damn ignore missiles?"

General MacCarthy: "Oh yeah," to operators "FIRE IGNORE MISSILES!"

20 minutes later

General MacCarthy: "Sir, a direct hit."

King Sean: "Damn good job General."

[OOC: Blah blah blah, ignore missiles blah blah blah, unfeasible, blah blah blah. Atmosphere blah blah blah, ignores them, blah blah blah. :wink: ]
Skager
03-05-2003, 22:04
He talks big for a nation of 5 million.
03-09-2003, 03:42
I hereby announce the revival of my Earth conquest! Bow down, human slaves, and I shall spare you. Defy me and be annihilated! All those wishing to submit, telegram me, and we shall rule the earth!
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 04:03
Yes! Worship the Goa'uld! Love the Goa'uld! These are the only things the human race is good for.
-Yu Huang Shang Ti
03-09-2003, 04:04
Annoying freak. If godmodding is in the game, then watch this!

The garden in the President's house parts, and a 400 gigawatt laser emerges. The laser (which has been blessed by spiritual leaders from all over the world, and therefore destroys spiritually as well as physically) is pointed at the flying pyramid.

"Fire!"

A huge green beam engulfs the pyramid, vapourising it and anything inside instantly, including this so-called god.

OOC: If someone godmods against you, is it OK to counter-godmod? If not, then excuse my godmodding.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 04:21
Apophis, the planet Earth is protected by the Asgard-Go'auld Protected Planet Treaty. Should you chose to attack it the Asgard and all remaining System Lords shall be required to attack and destroy you. Chose wisely.
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 04:29
Apophis, the planet Earth is protected by the Asgard-Go'auld Protected Planet Treaty. Should you chose to attack it the Asgard and all remaining System Lords shall be required to attack and destroy you. Chose wisely.
Ahem...allow me to say that treaty is no longer in place ever since the heretic, dirtbag, Anubis attempted several attacks on your pitiful planet and also when the scum actually destroyed an Asgard Mothership. This treaty is quite void, human.

System Lord, Yu Shang Ti
03-09-2003, 04:35
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Klonor
03-09-2003, 04:45
The "heretic dirtbag" as you called him was an outcast of the system lords. I fail to see how his actions would effect the treaty.

And don't forget Frair. Thor and Frair! And Odin! And a whole bunch of other cool dudes (except that guy who was kidnapping people and experimenting on them)
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:04
The Heretic was accepted back into the ranks of the System Lords against my wishes. The scumpile actions do quite reflect on us.

Yu Shang Ti

OOC:You mean Loki?
03-09-2003, 05:18
We're all gonna die!

Sir Lance of The Crimson Sword


Shut up, you.

Lord Donnelly, leader of The Crimson Sword (medieval tech)
Member of the order of Katar
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:18
Well then wouldn't the Asgard have already wiped your little icky snake like bodies from the galaxy?
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:23
Well then wouldn't the Asgard have already wiped your little icky snake like bodies from the galaxy?
Bah, that's the only good thing the heretic has done so far, that is proving the Asgard are not invincible and can be defeated by Goa'uld tech. Plus human, I don't see your people conquering the galaxy, now do I?
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:26
I do. If you haven't noticed there are thousand (possibly millions) of human populated planets out there. Many with tech that far surpass the Go'auld.

And I never said that the Asgard are invincible. However, they are far more advanced than you in technology and military. They're not Gods, but they're a hell of a lot closer than you are.

And we've kicked your a** in every conflict so far. I say bring it on!
03-09-2003, 05:27
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03-09-2003, 05:27
OOC: If someone godmods against you, is it OK to counter-godmod?

OOC: Yes.
Omz222
03-09-2003, 05:28
*Yawns*

he can go ahead if he wants to kill all humans, he would have to kill about 500 billion if he really wants to kill them all
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:28
The Replicators don't even need the Asgard (did you see them take down Apophis's ship? They took out all his Jaffa in a couple seconds, and then trapped him while SG1 caused his ship to burn up and crash. And that's also where Apophis died.)
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:35
Apophis Ha'shak. Aray Kree Sha'lokma'kor!
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:35
Well considering the Asgard were nearly wiped out by the replicators, I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.
IC:The Human race was created to serve the Goa'uld, and about those "advance" human worlds, the aschen are a joke and the Tollan were wiped out by the heretic Anubis. We created you civilization, do I dare say we are even mightier than the Ancient's alliance. Yes, because it is fact.

Yu Shang Ti
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:37
Do you even know what I just said?
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:39
I thought you were talking to Apophis...
Bob the 3ed
03-09-2003, 05:41
the NS earth is in Krys'nee space. you shoot one human and you'll be dead befor you can say "nosion meso mar"
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:42
Go'auld Hassac! Korush-nai Kresh'taa!
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:44
Go'auld Hassac! Korush-nai Kresh'taa!
OOC:Well I don't watch the show to listen to the Goa'uld language.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:46
Ha'taaka!

You call yourself a ruler, yet you don't even speak the languange! Pathetic.
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:48
Stupid Tau'ri....we are your gods. You were created to serve us.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 05:52
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD OF THE TAU'RI! YOU ARE A PATHETIC BUG WHO I WOULD NOT DANE TO SCRAPE OFF MY SHOE!

http://www.earth-history.com/_images/GOD.jpg
The Goa uld
03-09-2003, 05:56
Bwhahahaha! Honestly what does the Asgard see in you slaves? You humans are just a barbaric primitive version of the Ancients.

Yu Shang Ti
Adejaani
03-09-2003, 06:00
Let's see. The Tau'ri fought Ra off millenia ago and you Snakes haven't yet managed to stamp down the Tau'ri for eight years. :roll: And you think WE are the underdogs? :roll:
Klonor
03-09-2003, 06:00
First of all, we are a lot better good looking than you little ugly snake dudes. And we've kicked your a** so many times I can't believe you guys still even thinking of attacking.

And the Asgard see in us the ability to save their race and bring new life and energy to their bodies do to our advanced genetics.

So Ha!
Konania
03-09-2003, 06:01
I hereby announce the revival of my Earth conquest! Bow down, human slaves, and I shall spare you. Defy me and be annihilated! All those wishing to submit, telegram me, and we shall rule the earth!
[Not -you- again.]
Klonor
03-09-2003, 06:04
Don't worry, we've been doing nothing except insult him and call him names. He can't even speak Go'auld! I can speak it and I've only watched the show since the middle of season 6 (although I do know everything that happened before it)
imported_Christoniac
03-09-2003, 09:16
Apparently, nobody likes Stargate SG1 but me and Apophis.
I like sg1
Klonor
03-09-2003, 09:20
And of course I, the guy who actually speaks the languange, hate the show so much. :roll:

I think that post isn't the most accurate.
03-09-2003, 10:28
Beware snake heads for if you cause anymore trouble I will send the highly implausabile team of 4 operatives through the stargate to destroy you! Thats right 4 operatives from the "air force special operations". Of course normaly AF special ops would never be called in for such a mission and certainly never in a group of only 4, and with only 2 members of the team actual soldiers, and all officers and no enlisted, and one of the Af personell is of course in a non-combat field. But aside from all this I wil still send them in and together they will kill millions of trained soldiers and blow up your ships and etc and then come back and only people who die will be the other teams! Prepare to face your doom!!
Klonor
03-09-2003, 10:34
Actually, they've all died many times. They just keep coming back to life (as do the enemies and other teams.)
Klonor
03-09-2003, 10:35
And the four man teams aren't supposed to be combat teams. The point of the project is to make contact with other races. When they actually expect to get into combat they send many more.
03-09-2003, 10:36
shhh
Klonor
03-09-2003, 10:38
I can name three episodes where they've died. I can name many episodes where the opponent and other teams have come back from the dead. And I can think of (but I can't actually remember the names) of episodes where they send massive armed forces for combat.
03-09-2003, 10:50
I rember the one where they went to kill daniels wife in that tent and whatever they had like a bunch of guys with a 20mm gun on wheels and things :P, but most of the times they send in 4 man teams one after the other and if one 4 man team gets in trouble, they send another 4, lol
Klonor
03-09-2003, 10:55
Most likely they were trying to avoid a war, since they are often dealing with enemies that are much more advanced than they are.

And they even go over the "few killing many" thing in one episode. They show how the alien weapons, while impressive and powerful, aren't that effective at actually killing people (due to the fact that it has horrible accuracy at long range and is only single shot). Human weapons, on the other hand, are designed to actually kill things rather than terrorize them (They are accurate over hundreds of yards, can shoot hundreds of bullets a minute, etc.)
03-09-2003, 11:01
The missions they go on would be perfect for an Army Special Forces ODA, in real-life thats what they do alot of.. contacting new "people" making alliances etc. AF spec ops is PJs (pararescue jumpers), and CCTs (guys who call in airstrikes) Also in the stargate movie, they sent in like 10 guys.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:04
In the Stargate movie (which I happen to have actually seen today) they had no idea what was on the other side. They didn't know if it was going to be a complete alien society. Humans living normally like we are. Nothing except wasteland. They sent a small team to find out and report back. it was a scouting mission.

And they often do use Army Special Forces. Just not in SG1
03-09-2003, 11:10
Wrong I have watched very carefully they only use af guys and sometimes the marines. I watch the reruns mostly so anything after season 5 i can be sure but before that im sure they only used the af and then SG-3 i think is a marine unit.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:12
SG3 is a Marine support unit. But, there are 12, sometimes up to 15, teams in operation. Many of them do use Army and Navy personell for different missions. They use what they need. That's why Daniel Jackson, an archeaologist, is part of the team. He provides insight into cultures and diplomatic situations. They send out what they need when they need it.
03-09-2003, 11:15
When has there ever been a navy or army unit on stargate? Just cuz they are wearing cammies instead of those drab flight suits dont make them army. Thers a bunch of SG units, all of them seemed to be similar to SG-1.

anyways enough of this i will send SG1 to go kill apophis now blah blah..
imported_Ell
03-09-2003, 11:17
What happens to Daniel? does he ever come back?
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:17
SG2 is filled with what I believe are called "Green Berets". The Marines are navy. When Colonel O'neil "retired" they replaced him with a regular Army soldier. Need I go on?
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:19
What happens to Daniel? does he ever come back?

he is back. Besides his very common "guest roles" in Season 6 he de-scended back to normal reality and joined the show on a permanent basis in the Season 7 premier.
03-09-2003, 11:25
Stop ruining it season 6 is just starting here!
Marines arent the same as navy, im sure u know that u must understand the differnce is..massive :roll:
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:27
The Marines are a branch of the Navy. It doesn't matter if they don't wear those white uniforms with the neat hats and don't drive boats and stuff, they are still a branch of the navy.

And he asked!
imported_Ell
03-09-2003, 11:28
SG1 got canned here, right after Jonas Quin's home planet got destroyed :(
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:30
What? Jonas's planet was never destroyed. The Season 7 premier

*Spoiler Alert*

takes place on his planet and they stop Anubis and get Daniel back into the team
03-09-2003, 11:32
The Marines are a branch of the Navy. It doesn't matter if they don't wear those white uniforms with the neat hats and don't drive boats and stuff, they are still a branch of the navy.

And he asked!
AHHAHAHA NO they are there own branch its only a formality issue u go tell a marine hes in the navy rofl
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:33
I have. Many times. I know 3. They may not do many "Navy" things, but they are a branch of the Navy. get used to it.
03-09-2003, 11:42
NO.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:43
Look, it doen't matter how much you say "no". The Marines are a branch of the Navy.
Roania
03-09-2003, 11:43
You have no choice. It's true. As for that prat Apophis, HA-HA!
imported_Ell
03-09-2003, 11:45
What? Jonas's planet was never destroyed. The Season 7 premier

*Spoiler Alert*

takes place on his planet and they stop Anubis and get Daniel back into the team

The episode where they try to stop a war and the 'resistance' was all that old scientist's hallucinations?
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:46
You lost me
Klonor
03-09-2003, 11:46
You lost me
03-09-2003, 11:51
The Marines are navy
WRONG^
Marines arent the same as navy
Right^
The Marines are a branch of the Navy
yes, what's your point? Noone from the navy has been portrayed on that show.
Klonor
03-09-2003, 12:08
Okay, forget the Marines for now.

Numerous episodes take place on Navy vessels, with the cast surrounded by Navy seamen and soldiers.
Vulcanus
03-09-2003, 15:29
A group of ├ůsgard ships arrive...
http://www.stargate3d.com/meshes/asgard.gif

And delete this "Apophis" once and for all.

http://forum.stargate-sg1.biz/templates/stargate/images/ranks/asgardcom.jpg
Klonor
03-09-2003, 18:36
Works for me.

Hail Odin! Hail Thor! Hail Frair! Don't Hali Loki (if he's the guy I'm thinking of. He's an 1**)
27-11-2003, 21:29
I laugh at your pitiful Asgardian ships. I, Apophis, hold the secret of time travel through the body of Thaddeus the timelord. With his knowledge of TimeLord technology, I shall go back in time and erase the Asgard from existence, and reign supreme over the universe!
Adornia
27-11-2003, 21:53
The Adornian Space Fleet, in Hyperspace
"Sound General Quarters. Some alien is trying to take over the world...again."
"Aye, aye sir. General Quarters. All hands to battle-stations."

Space, Over Earth
The Adornian Fleet drops out of hyperspace, weapons locking onto the pyramid-type craft.

"Fighters away. Weapons locked."
"All ships open fire."

The fleet fires as one, rail-drivers, ion cannons, torpedoes, and laser cannons all targeted on the pyramid ship.
Jitano
27-11-2003, 21:58
*black watch agent slips up silently behind apophis and cuts his throat, then burns his body* there, no more time travel or sarcophagus