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Have all of you bastards left me? So I win? Awesome.

Not quite.

Bastard

*posts just to spite RoI*

Not quite.
I am staying till this ship sinks.

Whoo!

I'm going down with the ship!

I'm going down with the ship!
good I can have comapny.

It's annoying that it's just lingering here virtually dead.

I'm baaaccckkk
I got out of hospital! (what idiot let me out of hospital? best place for me!) And so, I shall terrorize...the emptiness?

+1.

I'd post more, but there are no topics and I can't start topics as I have Topicostartophobia

*epic comeback*

My account works again!

No you're not RoI. I will always be here.

I doubt that. You'll probably die before me.

No, Ive been coming here and lurking and posting at random just to make sure of it, :p

I will win.

The last what? Meatloaf? Chia pet? Porcupine?

Win the fail competition, you mean?

Exactly

As much as I've quit all NSG activity, I had to come back here to profess my great interest in all the threads Shinkadomayaka has been making recently.

I've long been looking for the opportunity to build up a private army for my campaign of world domination. Since the lists of equipment are being posted in General, they've got to be real, right?

I mean its not like someone could realistically be so fucking stupid as to repeatedly ignore everyone telling them they're putting their shit in the wrong forum, is it? :p

As much as I've quit all NSG activity, I had to come back here to profess my great interest in all the threads Shinkadomayaka has been making recently.

I've long been looking for the opportunity to build up a private army for my campaign of world domination. Since the lists of equipment are being posted in General, they've got to be real, right?

I mean its not like someone could realistically be so fucking stupid as to repeatedly ignore everyone telling them they're putting their shit in the wrong forum, is it? :p

I would hope that one day you come back, not all of us were unsympathetic to your plight...

As much as I've quit all NSG activity, I had to come back here to profess my great interest in all the threads Shinkadomayaka has been making recently.

I've long been looking for the opportunity to build up a private army for my campaign of world domination. Since the lists of equipment are being posted in General, they've got to be real, right?

I mean its not like someone could realistically be so fucking stupid as to repeatedly ignore everyone telling them they're putting their shit in the wrong forum, is it? :p

lol guess one can be

Yay!

As much as I've quit all NSG activity, I had to come back here to profess my great interest in all the threads Shinkadomayaka has been making recently.

I've long been looking for the opportunity to build up a private army for my campaign of world domination. Since the lists of equipment are being posted in General, they've got to be real, right?

I mean its not like someone could realistically be so fucking stupid as to repeatedly ignore everyone telling them they're putting their shit in the wrong forum, is it? :p

At least you and Jordi still post on GM.

At least you and Jordi still post on GM.

They're imposters, I tell you :p

We should party like it's 99'

You are all gravely mistaken; I will be the last, for I am the chronicler made for this hour. I will watch as your sun dies, and as eternal night sweeps over these forums, and pass word on to the sunnier lands.

Die long, and remember.

You are all gravely mistaken; I will be the last, for I am the chronicler made for this hour. I will watch as your sun dies, and as eternal night sweeps over these forums, and pass word on to the sunnier lands.

Die long, and remember.
I haven't been as active here but my gramma was in the hospital the last full week of August and I have gone back to college. It's Labor Day in my country today, so I am home.

You are all gravely mistaken; I will be the last, for I am the chronicler made for this hour. I will watch as your sun dies, and as eternal night sweeps over these forums, and pass word on to the sunnier lands.

Die long, and remember.


Hi Max. Your game sucks, by the way.

Max?

Post count sez...


Yeah, I win.

Post count sez...


Yeah, I win.
No, I win. For reasons that will remain undisclosed.

Huh. I didn't realize people still posted here.

Neither did I.

Post deleted

Max?

Was a joke...

u reckon he does lurk tho?

*enduring the unendurable*

u reckon he does lurk tho?

yeh leik probz lol omg wot if heez leik wochin now lol?

Hi Max. Your game sucks, by the way.
You think Max will be the last one?

You think Max will be the last one?

No, I will be.

You think Max will be the last one?

No. Me and RoI will be here for years to come.

What will you do here, though? (You won't drive each other slowly insane?)

(You won't drive each other slowly insane?)

Of course we will

Have all of you bastards left me? So I win? Awesome.

nope

I'm baaack...

Still here, awaiting the end of posts

I'm going down with the ship!

I'm soaring high above, checking in on here occasionally...

I'm soaring high above, checking in on here occasionally...

And I'm watching from the neighbouring ship, refusing to help the drowning victims.

And I'm watching from the neighbouring ship, refusing to help the drowning victims.
I won't leave until the end.

There's an end?

There's an end?

Not as far as I'm aware.

Is this forum mod-free ? :)

dunno... try something and see.

tho I think the Jolt mods are more strict than the NS mods... ;)

No it's not. NNLDI got deleted here after the NS/Jolt split, so I have to use my old account.

I thought it was because of inactivity rather than you being a dick. :S

I thought it was because of inactivity rather than you being a dick. :S

No I was posting FAILFAILFAIL over and over again in the II forum, so the Jolt Mods banned me.

Not as far as I'm aware.
Well then, I will be here as long as I can

No I was posting FAILFAILFAIL over and over again in the II forum, so the Jolt Mods banned me.

wat

wat

They deleted the posts and banned my NNLDI account a couple of weeks ago.

They deleted the posts and banned my NNLDI account a couple of weeks ago.
Well don't spam

Well don't spam

I will do whatever the fuck I want, actually. Don't you dare tell me what to do, you mentally deranged, friendless little shit.

Bitch we can tell you whatever we want. You don't have to listen, but we can still tell you.

Well don't spam

Don't spam? You seem to be under the HUUUUGELY wrongful impression that these forums are still used by some people for purposes other than nostalgic topicless posts. We are all spammers now.

Its like an old favoured shirt or pair of jeans which are worn out and have an unpleasant bum-smell that will not go away no matter how many times you initiate Operation Washy-Washy.

Even though they've long ceased to be of any rational use, you still feel tempted to slip into them now and again, for nostalgia's sake.

That's the long version.

The short version sounds more like this

STFU SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAM :)

Don't spam? You seem to be under the HUUUUGELY wrongful impression that these forums are still used by some people for purposes other than nostalgic topicless posts. We are all spammers now.

Its like an old favoured shirt or pair of jeans which are worn out and have an unpleasant bum-smell that will not go away no matter how many times you initiate Operation Washy-Washy.

Even though they've long ceased to be of any rational use, you still feel tempted to slip into them now and again, for nostalgia's sake.

That's the long version.

The short version sounds more like this

STFU SPAM SPAM SPAMMITY SPAM :)
So, I'm a spammer. I thought spam was internet memes alone in a post, games, posting the same thing over and over. Does this place smell like butt?

I will do whatever the fuck I want, actually. Don't you dare tell me what to do, you mentally deranged, friendless little shit.
Don't tell me what to do, you troll. Good thing Kat, Reppy, Ard, Kyro and Euro are de-moded here. Otherwise I could post about how you flamed me. Not in this thread, in Moderation.

I will win.

Oh no you won't I won't allow my son to beat me.

Does this place smell like butt?

Of course it does. RoI is still here.

HUR-HUR-HUR :p

Don't tell me what to do, you troll. Good thing Kat, Reppy, Ard, Kyro and Euro are de-moded here. Otherwise I could post about how you flamed me. Not in this thread, in Moderation.

I'm not telling you to do anything, idiot. Learn to read.

Oh no you won't I won't allow my son to beat me.

Holy shit. That's the first time I've seen you post in ages, old man. Can't keep up in your old age?

Of course it does. RoI is still here.

HUR-HUR-HUR :p

Cheap shot, bitch.

Cheap shot, bitch.

I know, right?. But since hardly anyone reads this forum, I'm hardly going to bother to craft some complex witty humour when the tried-and-tested "you're stinky" response method is just there begging to be deployed :p

I know, right?. But since hardly anyone reads this forum, I'm hardly going to bother to craft some complex witty humour when the tried-and-tested "you're stinky" response method is just there begging to be deployed :p

You have a hairy bum!

Don't tell me what to do, you troll. Good thing Kat, Reppy, Ard, Kyro and Euro are de-moded here. Otherwise I could post about how you flamed me. Not in this thread, in Moderation.

Kyronea was never a mod, thankfully.

Not that Kryozerkia is/was a good one.

You have a hairy bum!

You ARE a hairy bum. HOBO YETI

I still check old posts here.....now and then.

This is sad.

you are a hairy bum. Hobo yeti

Poo face willy bum wee wee head!

You have a hairy bum!

Haven't spoken to you in ages, poopy face.

Haven't spoken to you in ages, poopy face.

Because you've been at college, weewee bum.

Its a forum about nothing! :)

How do we know when its over? :confused:

Its a forum about nothing! :)

How do we know when its over? :confused:

When things come to their natural end, there's a cultural tradition in my country for the conclusion to be signifed by setting Dawn French on fire.

It's not over till the fat lady's singed.

+1.

wow things have not improved since last time i was here

um, so why are you all on Jolt anyway?

Coz it is nice to check in everynow and then.

Exactly.

wow things have not improved since last time i was here
Why would they?

um, so why are you all on Jolt anyway?

I've left UMP, I've left GM, I've left the new forums, but I don't think I could ever bring myself to leave Jolt.

wow things have not improved since last time i was here

So, who wants to tell him/her about the new forums? :p

Quand tous les dégoûtés seront partis, il ne restera plus que les dégoûtants

Kyronea was never a mod, thankfully.

Not that Kryozerkia is/was a good one.
I guess I thought it Kyrozerkia.

Quand tous les dégoûtés seront partis, il ne restera plus que les dégoûtants
I don't speak that language.

I've left UMP, I've left GM, I've left the new forums, but I don't think I could ever bring myself to leave Jolt.

Besides, the new forums suck. Jolt was better in every respect right up until the mass exodus in June, and it's still better in quite a few (aesthetically, for instance -- especially if you've got adblock).

I don't mind them, but I like to keep my post count here climbing.