NationStates Jolt Archive


Refugee Gallow Humor

Antilon
08-06-2009, 04:30
Suppose an epidemic or a war came around, and you were one of many refugees passing through a safe zone. In the safe zone is a wall, on which people have scribbled messages, ranging from "TO HELEN LANE, DAD AND ME LOVE YOU AND WE ARE ALRITE- Will ," to "NONE OF YOU WILL SURVIVE" and "and "WE HAVE SOWN THE SEEDS OF SIN THIS IS OUR PUNISHMINT." (For videogamers, yes, I did steal these quotes from Left4Dead safe room graffiti. Basically, what would you write on the wall of a safe room?)

What would you write on that wall for other refugees passing through to see? Would you write misinformation to screw with people? Calls for revolution and uprising? Popular culture references? An autobiography? Symbols?
No Names Left Damn It
08-06-2009, 21:24
Suppose an epidemic or a war came around, and you were one of many refugees passing through a safe zone. In the safe zone is a wall, on which people have scribbled messages, ranging from "TO HELEN LANE, DAD AND ME LOVE YOU AND WE ARE ALRITE- Will ," to "NONE OF YOU WILL SURVIVE" and "and "WE HAVE SOWN THE SEEDS OF SIN THIS IS OUR PUNISHMINT." (For videogamers, yes, I did steal these quotes from Left4Dead safe room graffiti. Basically, what would you write on the wall of a safe room?)

What would you write on that wall for other refugees passing through to see? Would you write misinformation to screw with people? Calls for revolution and uprising? Popular culture references? An autobiography? Symbols?

I'd write directions to an ambush, where I would promptly kill the person who turned up and eat them for sustenance.
Dragontide
08-06-2009, 22:00
If I survive an epidemic I'd be raiding the grocery stores then farming.

If it's war, I'm throwin' down. (but of course, here in America with all the bikers, gang-bangers, athletes, wrestlers, MMAers, gun nuts and Sopranos, it will probably be over with before I get my car started)
:p
German Nightmare
08-06-2009, 23:04
"If you can read this... WHO CARES? YOU'RE ALL ALONE!"
Gelgisith
09-06-2009, 19:40
The Dragon is Watching You!
Helertia
09-06-2009, 22:48
"And the moral of this story is, Don't tell McDonalds that world domination would increase their market share!"
"This is what happens when you shut down NSG. FOR SHAME!"
"I'm with zombie --->"
"SHINY"
Ifreann
10-06-2009, 11:39
Up up down down left right left right B A start.
Svalbardania
11-06-2009, 09:34
Up up down down left right left right B A start.

Works every time.
Ifreann
11-06-2009, 12:30
Up up down down left right left right B A start.

Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
I wouldn't want to be with anyone else but you