NSG: The Movie [Archive]

Galloism

30-05-2009, 01:53

Very simple - who would play you? You also get to pic who would play one other person on the forum.

(stolen shamelessly from the other NSG)

EDIT: As op, and first poster, I hereby claim Jack Black to play me.

JuNii

30-05-2009, 02:07

Junii - Jack Black

Nanatsu - Summer Glau
Smunkeeville - hmmm... I would like to see Smunkee play herself.

Mirkana

30-05-2009, 02:44

I choose Robin Williams to play Lunatic Goofballs, and Adam Busch to play myself.

JuNii

30-05-2009, 02:46

Galloism

30-05-2009, 02:47

sorry, but Mr Black is MINE!!! Muhahahahahahahaha!

I beat you by a whole minute, ya bastard. You posted at 1:07. YOU LOSE!

Poliwanacraca

30-05-2009, 03:11

My boyfriend has declared that I ought to be played by her:

http://feliciaday.com/wp-content/uploads/flower_51.jpg

She'd need to have her hair magically extended by a couple of feet, but other than that, I think he picked pretty well. :)

Jordaxia

30-05-2009, 03:27

Given how she acted on firefly, and given how even the least pretty of us are always half way attractive in movies, I say I'd be played by Jewel Staite.

http://scifibabes.net/albums/scifibabes/JewelStaite/JewelStaite003.jpg

Anti-Social Darwinism

30-05-2009, 04:02

I figure I could be played by Kathy Bates - she's the right age, the right weight and the right attitude.

Nanatsu - Cote de Pablo

Mirkana

30-05-2009, 04:55

New Manvir

30-05-2009, 05:00

Christian Bale, otherwise me and him are !@$%ing done, professionally.

Poliwanacraca

30-05-2009, 05:03

Yay for Joss Whedon actors!

They seem to be popular in this thread. :)

Dragontide

30-05-2009, 05:28

Clive Owen as Dragontide. Ron White as LG. Or just put those two entertainers together in any movie!
:D

Qazox

30-05-2009, 06:59

Qazox: Justin Long (of Dodgeball)
Dancougar: An Anime version of Voltron.

(if you don't get Dancougar's character, just read any of his sports RP's !)

Geniasis

30-05-2009, 07:02

I think I should be played by Neil Patrick Harris.

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 10:43

;)
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h187/danniethebrat21/BRAD_PIT1.jpg

Vault 10

30-05-2009, 13:18

Wasn't the old thread on this same NSG?

Anyway, this guy:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/10/24_SUTHERLAND_narrowweb__300x407,0.jpg

Risottia

30-05-2009, 13:38

I would like to claim him...
http://www.culturacampania.rai.it/site/_contentimages/00053400/53402_02MarcelloMastroianni_H.jpg
Marcello Mastroianni

but as he's dead, I'd have to go with:
http://imworld.aufeminin.com/dossiers/D20080908/AlessandroGassman-resize-1-122134_L.jpg
Alessandro Gassman

Neh?

Western Mercenary Unio

30-05-2009, 14:01

;)
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h187/danniethebrat21/BRAD_PIT1.jpg

So you'd be played by a short Scientologist?

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 14:43

So you'd be played by a short Scientologist?

No, no, a short hot Scientologist. :p

Getbrett

30-05-2009, 14:47

Zachary Quinto for myself.
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/j/C/P/landofwomenprem17.jpg

http://upsidedownhippo.com/archives/chewbacca.jpg
Chewbacca for Galloism.

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 14:49

Zachary Quinto for myself.
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/j/C/P/landofwomenprem17.jpg
He looks just like you.
http://upsidedownhippo.com/archives/chewbacca.jpg
Chewbacca for Galloism.

Chewbacca acts now?

Getbrett

30-05-2009, 14:53

He looks just like you.

Chewbacca acts now?

Yeah, I've been told I look a lot like him. I have prominent eyebrows and everything!

Chewbacca acts, and if you claim otherwise, Chewbacca kills.

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 14:55

Yeah, I've been told I look a lot like him. I have prominent eyebrows and everything!
People apparently make allot of money from looking like "celebs". You should do it.

Chewbacca acts, and if you claim otherwise, Chewbacca kills.

:eek:

Laerod

30-05-2009, 15:44

I've been told I look like Bruce Campbell or John Cusack, so one of those.

Holy Cheese and Shoes

30-05-2009, 16:13

I'm all for the "raised eyebrow" school of acting:

http://randomjottings.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451935569e2011278e2974a28a4-800wi

Insert Quip Here

30-05-2009, 17:19

I would be played by a Muppet, for obvious reasons ;)

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 17:41

I would be played by a Muppet, for obvious reasons ;)

You're made of felt?

Curious Inquiry

30-05-2009, 18:17

You're made of felt?

He's a puppet :tongue:

JuNii

30-05-2009, 20:37

Skama

30-05-2009, 20:54

Keanu Reeves (as he was in the Matrix) for me :p

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 20:55

a couple of FEET? so... how do you keep from sitting on your own hair

By tying it up?

Western Mercenary Unio

30-05-2009, 21:05

No, no, a short hot Scientologist. :p

I thought you weren't gay?

Ring of Isengard

30-05-2009, 21:06

I thought you weren't gay?

I'm not.

South Lorenya

30-05-2009, 22:03

Given the tragically low number of Dragons in hollywood, they'd either have to use CGI for me or have me play myself.

Vault 10

30-05-2009, 22:06

A rubber head and a furry^H scaley suit will suffice.

South Lorenya

30-05-2009, 22:57

A rubber head and a furry^H scaley suit will suffice.

Only if the suit adds flying and fire breath.

Vault 10

31-05-2009, 00:29

Flying happens on an airplane and fire breath comes from inhaling gas from a cigarette lighter and blowing it onto a fire.

South Lorenya

31-05-2009, 02:49

Those don't count, and you know they don't.

greed and death

31-05-2009, 02:55

I shall be played by....
http://www.htzfm.com/files/htzfm/images/gene-simmons-mu.jpg

Gene Simmons.

Poliwanacraca

31-05-2009, 07:26

a couple of FEET? so... how do you keep from sitting on your own hair

I push it out of the way when I sit down. :)

SaintB

31-05-2009, 11:37

Kevin James would play me. He looks like me, and he acts like me.

Ring of Isengard

31-05-2009, 11:40

Kevin James would play me. He looks like me, and he acts like me.

I love Kevin James- he's hilarious.

( that is if you're talking about the actor, and not talking about the terrorist ;))

SaintB

31-05-2009, 11:42

I love Kevin James- he's hilarious.

( that is if you're talking about the actor, and not talking about the terrorist ;))

Yeah I meant the actor.

Katganistan

31-05-2009, 15:33

Given the tragically low number of Dragons in hollywood, they'd either have to use CGI for me or have me play myself.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1610063104/tt0116136

He'd be pretty hot for that role. I don't know who'd play me, though....

Call to power

31-05-2009, 15:51

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee230/lmhoward09/McLovin.jpg

I look nothing like him, I sound nothing like him and I act nothing like him but thats irrelevant

Those don't count, and you know they don't.

a fat bird (bingo wings like a pterodactyl) with eczema?

I push it out of the way when I sit down. :)

surely this would lead to the cousin Itt affect?

Poliwanacraca

31-05-2009, 17:02

surely this would lead to the cousin Itt affect?

Ha. While I can do a pretty awesome Cousin Itt impersonation if I feel like it, it is entirely possible just to put all my hair over one shoulder. :p

The imperian empire

31-05-2009, 17:21

I'd be an extra :p

Jordaxia

31-05-2009, 18:08

Ha. While I can do a pretty awesome Cousin Itt impersonation if I feel like it, it is entirely possible just to put all my hair over one shoulder. :p

Mine just looks weird if I do that, so eating outside is a horrific nightmare, due to the fact that I can SUMMON gusts of wind.

Getbrett

31-05-2009, 19:37

Mine just looks weird if I do that, so eating outside is a horrific nightmare, due to the fact that I can SUMMON gusts of wind.

We have a word for that. It's called flatus.

Ring of Isengard

31-05-2009, 19:43

We have a word for that. It's called flatus.

:confused:

Getbrett

31-05-2009, 19:46

:confused:

Must I do everything?

fla⋅tus
/ˈfleɪtəs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [fley-tuhs]
–noun, plural -tus⋅es.
intestinal gas produced by bacterial action on waste matter in the intestines and composed primarily of hydrogen sulfide and varying amounts of methane.

Western Mercenary Unio

31-05-2009, 19:47

:confused:

You could always try googling it.

Ring of Isengard

31-05-2009, 19:53

Now I get it.

Getbrett

31-05-2009, 19:54

Must remember to dumb down my jokes, even the fart ones, for NSG.

Ring of Isengard

31-05-2009, 20:02

At first I thought it was some kind of hair product.

Katganistan

31-05-2009, 21:34

Must remember to dumb down my jokes, even the fart ones, for NSG.
No, the rest of us got it.

Getbrett

31-05-2009, 21:41

No, the rest of us got it.

Hooray!

Katganistan

31-05-2009, 21:45

Hooray!
Fart jokes are hardly highbrow.

No Names Left Damn It

31-05-2009, 22:21

He looks just like you.

Utter posh, my good friend. Getbrett is much better looking.

Getbrett

31-05-2009, 22:31

Utter posh, my good friend. Getbrett is much better looking.

Hooray!

Colonic Immigration

01-06-2009, 20:38

No, the rest of us got it.

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the dumb kid.

Galloism

01-06-2009, 20:39

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the dumb kid.

You said it. We didn't.

Colonic Immigration

01-06-2009, 20:56

You said it. We didn't.

You thought it.

I honestly l thought it was a hair product or something.

Katganistan

01-06-2009, 23:33

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the dumb kid.
Who, other than yourself, designated you the dumb kid?

Out of curiosity -- did you switch nations intentionally mid thread to confuse people or do you just post with whichever one you happen to have open?

Ring of Isengard

02-06-2009, 00:04

Who, other than yourself, designated you the dumb kid?
I don't remember claiming anyone said that.
Out of curiosity -- did you switch nations intentionally mid thread to confuse people or do you just post with whichever one you happen to have open?

A bit of both. Sorry if ya can't keep up.

DrunkenDove

02-06-2009, 00:17

http://www.mormonwiki.com/wiki/images/d/d8/Jesus_Christ.jpg

That's right. I look like Jesus.

JuNii

02-06-2009, 01:47

No, the rest of us got it.
we may not admit we have it, but we got it! :D

I push it out of the way when I sit down. :)

my former boss had hair that long. kept getting caught in everything she walked next to.

Intestinal fluids

02-06-2009, 13:39

Must I do everything?

fla⋅tus

intestinal gas produced by bacterial action on waste matter in the intestines and composed primarily of hydrogen sulfide and varying amounts of methane.

You rang?

Katganistan

02-06-2009, 23:17

Yeah, yeah, laugh at the dumb kid.

You said it. We didn't.

You thought it.

I honestly l thought it was a hair product or something.
I don't remember claiming anyone said that.

A bit of both. Sorry if ya can't keep up.

I'm sorry that apparently, YOU can't keep up with YOURSELF.

German Nightmare

03-06-2009, 00:01

Michael Shanks plays me.

As an alternative I would accept James Spader or Nathan Fillion. *nods*

Mirkana

03-06-2009, 10:34

Michael Shanks plays me.

As an alternative I would accept James Spader or Nathan Fillion. *nods*

Gotta love Michael Shanks. Or Nathan Fillion.

I'm still sticking with Adam Busch (http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQwMzUwNDAzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTc1NzEz._V1._SX266_SY400_.jpg). The resemblance isn't perfect, but he's Jewish himself, and is capable of playing a nerd, whether the conventional type that I am, or the mad scientist type that would be portrayed in a movie.

Say, how many Joss Whedon actors have been suggested? Let me count them...

Summer Glau (River Tam - Firefly) for Nanatsu
Adam Busch (Warren Mears - Buffy the Vampire Slayer) for Mirkana (me)
Felicia Day (Vi - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Penny - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) for Poli
Jewel Staite (Kaylee - Firefly) for Jordaxia
Neil Patrick Harris (Billy/Dr. Horrible - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) for Geniasis
Nathan Fillion (Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly, Caleb - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Captain Hammer - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) for German Nightmare

If you can't already tell, I'm a massive Joss Whedon fan.

Ring of Isengard

03-06-2009, 14:47

I'm sorry that apparently, YOU can't keep up with YOURSELF.

Some of brain works too fast for the rest of it to keep up, I'm sure.

Gift-of-god

03-06-2009, 15:53

I would be played by Hervé Villechaize. Or Cate Blanchett.

Obviously.

German Nightmare

03-06-2009, 16:44

Gotta love Michael Shanks. Or Nathan Fillion.

I'm still sticking with Adam Busch (http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQwMzUwNDAzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTc1NzEz._V1._SX266_SY400_.jpg). The resemblance isn't perfect, but he's Jewish himself, and is capable of playing a nerd, whether the conventional type that I am, or the mad scientist type that would be portrayed in a movie.

Say, how many Joss Whedon actors have been suggested? Let me count them...

Summer Glau (River Tam - Firefly) for Nanatsu
Adam Busch (Warren Mears - Buffy the Vampire Slayer) for Mirkana (me)
Felicia Day (Vi - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Penny - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) for Poli
Jewel Staite (Kaylee - Firefly) for Jordaxia
Neil Patrick Harris (Billy/Dr. Horrible - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) for Geniasis
Nathan Fillion (Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly, Caleb - Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Captain Hammer - Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) for German Nightmare

If you can't already tell, I'm a massive Joss Whedon fan.
Just shows you that Joss Whedon's characters are great and the actors he's chosen to portray them really fill them with life.

Laerod

03-06-2009, 18:55

Just shows you that Joss Whedon's characters are great and the actors he's chosen to portray them really fill them with life.Although I must say I liked Executively Meddled Mal better than Whedon's original Mal.

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