Father Cutie Strikes Back
Anti-Social Darwinism
29-05-2009, 05:56
Father Cutie, the latest Roman Catholic scandal (and the only one the Church has actually seen fit to prosecute - or is it persecute - largely because he's a heterosexual male who likes consenting adult women and not a predatory pedophile who preys on young boys) has decided to become Episcopalian. The Episcopalians have their own problems with scandal but, I guess, sexual hypocrisy is not one of them.
http://news.aol.com/article/father-oprah-episcopal/474500?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Ffather-oprah-episcopal%2F474500
Good for him.
I wish him well in his new Church.
"He has never told me that he was considering joining the Episcopal Church," Favalora said. "(The Episcopal Bishop) has never spoken to me about his position on this delicate matter or what actions he was contemplating. This truly is a serious setback for ecumenical relations and cooperation between us."
the Catholics Tossed him out so what did you expect?
Added Favalora: "It's unsettling to the faith, that's why it's a scandal. But the church has been through scandals before — the church will survive."
apparently they expect the church to crumble...
leave the man alone. he had to make a tough decision and he made it. kudos to Father Cutie
Gauthier
29-05-2009, 06:24
The Episcopal Church: Relax Mom and Dad, our priests prefer to touch grownups.
Non Aligned States
29-05-2009, 06:29
You have to imagine what the parents were thinking when they named this guy. Or is that the family name?
You have to imagine what the parents were thinking when they named this guy. Or is that the family name?
Alberto Cutie
can you imagine?
Mr Cutie.
Mrs. Cutie.
Ms Cutie.
and little Cutie.
the Cutie family!
Anti-Social Darwinism
29-05-2009, 07:16
can you imagine?
Mr Cutie.
Mrs. Cutie.
Ms Cutie.
and little Cutie.
the Cutie family!
I just had a horrific vision of the Cuties meeting the Goofballs.:eek:
Gauthier
29-05-2009, 07:23
I just had a horrific vision of the Cuties meeting the Goofballs.:eek:
Sounds more disgusting and saccharine than The Care Bears Meet My Little Ponies.
Eofaerwic
29-05-2009, 10:25
The Episcopal Church: Relax Mom and Dad, our priests prefer to touch grownups.
Well it did come out of the Anglican church which all came about because Henry VIII wanted a divorce, makes sense in a convoluted way :D
Or as I like to think of it - Episcopalians: Catholicism without the Pope, celibacy or guilt
"Over the wall, over the wall
Who could believe they jumped over the wall".....
Non Aligned States
29-05-2009, 12:16
I just had a horrific vision of the Cuties meeting the Goofballs.:eek:
Imagine if they interbred. People would never be suspect a Cutie of plotting devious pranks involving banana peels, water and mud.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-05-2009, 12:44
Sounds more disgusting and saccharine than The Care Bears Meet My Little Ponies.
There would be more tacos and tacklings. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-05-2009, 12:44
Imagine if they interbred. People would never be suspect a Cutie of plotting devious pranks involving banana peels, water and mud.
*writes this down*
Non Aligned States
29-05-2009, 12:53
*writes this down*
I thought you would do that. *nods*
Rambhutan
29-05-2009, 12:57
Death cab for cutie
Death cab for cutie
Someone's going to make you pay your fare
Ashmoria
29-05-2009, 14:01
its only fair.
the RCs have been poaching episcopal priests for ages. a married episcopal priest can become an RC priest without having to ditch his wife and children.
its only fair.
the RCs have been poaching episcopal priests for ages. a married episcopal priest can become an RC priest without having to ditch his wife and children.
They should go halves. They stay Episcopalian when 'dating' and go Papist when married. If they turn out to be weirdos they can pass them onto the Baptists.
I just had a horrific vision of the Cuties meeting the Goofballs.:eek:
You are Cordally Invited to the Cutie Goofball wedding...
oh... the mental image couldn't be farther from reality... :D