NationStates Jolt Archive

I was casually knocking back a bottle of water when, during the final sip, I felt something solid hit my tongue, and I immediately spat it back out. Ah. My daughter had thoughtfully backwashed chocolate cake into the bottle, and I only noticed then. Don't you love it when that happens?

What wonderful things do you just love happening to you?

Hearing people spout nonsense over and over again, and when you call them on it, they just talk louder - as if that makes a difference.

I love it when I don't hear someone clearly, and I ask them to repeat themselves, and JUST THEN as I'm asking, the words somehow unscramble in my head, I understand what they originally said, and then I have to hear them repeat it. Except by then I'm nodding impatiently, and they're wondering why I pretended not to hear them when I clearly did...only it wasn't a ruse! It was my slow brain or something!

I love it when I don't hear someone clearly, and I ask them to repeat themselves, and JUST THEN as I'm asking, the words somehow unscramble in my head, I understand what they originally said, and then I have to hear them repeat it. Except by then I'm nodding impatiently, and they're wondering why I pretended not to hear them when I clearly did...only it wasn't a ruse! It was my slow brain or something!

Similar to that, I hate it when I can't remember the name of something (person, song, whatever) and I think and think and think about it, and then I finally ask someone, and the moment I ask them, I remember, and then they're like, "Well why the fuck did you ask then?"

I have finally, after 26 years, learned to ask the question aloud to an empty room first. Works wonders.

You love it when you eat cake that's been in someone else's mouth?

Cigarettes in full beer cans.

Cigarettes in full beer cans.

I hate it when I accidentally flick ash into my can. Or if I go to take a sip from a can and find I've used it as an ashtray.

I was casually knocking back a bottle of water when, during the final sip, I felt something solid hit my tongue, and I immediately spat it back out. Ah. My daughter had thoughtfully backwashed chocolate cake into the bottle, and I only noticed then. Don't you love it when that happens?

What wonderful things do you just love happening to you?

When people drink from something I'm drinking from.

When I give an opinion off-hand only to have someone counter it with a half-hour dissertation on why I'm wrong and they're right only to find out they've been agreeing with me all along.

When someone adds too much milk to my tea.

When someone adds too much milk to my tea.

When someone else adds too little milk to my coffee!

When someone else adds too little milk to my coffee!

This too. Why does everyone else have the wrong amount?

This too. Why does everyone else have the wrong amount?

Cos you're fussy? btw, tea is dank.

This too. Why does everyone else have the wrong amount?

Meh people are differant? Do what I do, make your own.

Cos you're fussy? btw, tea is dank.

I like proper tea. Unlike the communists, which you're sounding suspiciously like.

Meh people are differant? Do what I do, make your own.

People are wrong, generally. If everyone drank tea like me it'd be much better, notwithstanding that national drought would be imminent. :tongue:

I like proper tea. Unlike the communists, which you're sounding suspiciously like.



:confused:

:confused:

Say it out loud for the Motherland.

Say it out loud for the Motherland.

I'm confused.

:confused:

Heh it's that well known joke.

Why do communists only drink coffee?

Cos proper-tea is theft!


Bwahhahhahh!:D

Heh it's that well known joke.

Why do communists only drink coffee?

Cos proper-tea is theft!


Bwahhahhahh!:D

I must be to young to know that joke. But tea is truly horrible.

I must be to young to know that joke. But tea is truly horrible.

Well being a Kentian, I guess only beer is good enough for ya?:D

Well being a Kentian, I guess only beer is good enough for ya?:D

Only the finest ale. :p

Only the finest ale. :p

I was out Kent way for work on Tuesday a place called Bearstead, you know it?

Heh it's that well known joke.

Why do communists only drink coffee?

Cos proper-tea is theft!


Bwahhahhahh!:D

I must be to young to know that joke. But tea is truly horrible.

I think I will continue calling all non-tea drinkers communists. Good fun :p

I was out Kent way for work on Tuesday a place called Bearstead, you know it?

Indeed, I go to college near there.

I think I will continue calling all non-tea drinkers communists. Good fun :p

Not really an insult though.

Indeed, I go to college near there.

What's it like? Saw a few properties for sale, and I'm giving it some serious thought.

What's it like? Saw a few properties for sale, and I'm giving it some serious thought.

Tis nice. You can get to Maidstone, Canterbury, Ashford, London, ect. fairly easily. Quite quiet, fresh air.

Tis nice. You can get to Maidstone, Canterbury, Ashford, London, ect. fairly easily. Quite quiet, fresh air.

Ummmm. I live in an underdeveloped trouble ridden dangerous area of SE London, and would love to move my wife and two teenage boys out that sorta shit, so what can I expect from Bearstead?

Applogies to the OP BTW.:D

Ummmm. I live in an underdeveloped trouble ridden dangerous area of SE London, and would love to move my wife and two teenage boys out that sorta shit, so what can I expect from Bearstead?

Applogies to the OP BTW.:D

Crime wise? (http://www.kent.police.uk/PerformanceStats/cdrp.jsp) Fairly low in the district, and I'll bet far lower in Bearstead it's self.

When I go to take a 6 or 10 pack of beer out of the box and the pack stays in my hand, but the bottles stay in the box. Blargh.

I like proper tea. Unlike the communists, which you're sounding suspiciously like.
Pot calling kettle black: You drink your tea like a filthy commie*!


*Citizen of a Commonwealth country

When someone adds too much milk to my tea.

Forget tea....what really chaps my ass is when somehow sugar gets into my coffee instead of cream. ARGH! Coffee is patently undrinkable with sugar! This is why I hate those places that put in cream/sugar for you. Sorry Timmy Hos...no double double for me!

Why do communists only drink coffee?

Cos proper-tea is theft!They don't drink proper-tea because in Soviet Russia, proper-tea drinks them! :eek:

You know what I really love? Douchebags who spam threads for pages on end! *kills you all with eyeball death rays*

I love it, in a sarcastic manner, when...

1) a program won't compile
2) a program compiles but crashes
3) the whole computer crashes
4) I receive a random call (maybe wrong number) on my cellphone when I'm sleeping (why the hell do I keep it on??? :p)
5) my monitor shakes cause of earthquake (happens recently for some reason)
6) I read TvTropes or post in forums and then look at the time to see 4 hours passed ;)

etc

I just love it when I'm saving something on my computer (a game, an office document, etc.) in case the program crashes, and then the program crashes specifically because of the save (and before or during the save, so either its not saved or the file becomes corrupted).

Forget tea....what really chaps my ass is when somehow sugar gets into my coffee instead of cream. ARGH! Coffee is patently undrinkable with sugar! This is why I hate those places that put in cream/sugar for you. Sorry Timmy Hos...no double double for me!

Urgh! How can you not have sugar?

Urgh! How can you not have sugar?

By not putting any sugar in the drink?

Why do you need sugar anyway? The flavour is in the tea/coffee already, sugar adds nothing.

when you go to get up and step on a glass cup *leaves blood all in this thread*

oh and when some fucker puts cream in my coffee when I clearly asked for just sugar I mean do I look like a pussy to you?

when you go to get up and step on a glass cup *leaves blood all in this thread*

oh and when some fucker puts cream in my coffee when I clearly asked for just sugar I mean do I look like a pussy to you?

Um...