Want to go to Disney World? Don't claim you were kidnapped
The_pantless_hero
28-05-2009, 13:08
Seriously. Bitch is crazy. If anyone has been watching the news, they would have seen that some Pennsylvania woman called the cops and says she was kidnapped with her daughter. For the past day or two, there has been a major hunt for them. They have been found: in fucking Disney World. For all crazy people, just go to Disney World. Don't tell anyone; don't claim you were kidnapped. Just go. You have a much lower chance of being arrested.
The_pantless_hero
28-05-2009, 13:15
What?
..........what?
Pennsylvania woman calls 911 from "trunk of car," claims she and daughter were kidnapped by two black guys who rear ended her car. A couple days later she and he daughter turn up in Disney World. She is promptly arrested.
Pennsylvania woman calls 911 from "trunk of car," claims she and daughter were kidnapped by two black guys who rear ended her car. A couple days later she and he daughter turn up in Disney World. She is promptly arrested.
I think my IQ is dropping trying to figure out what kind of reasoning you'd have to follow to claim you were kidnapped and then just go to fucking Disney World.
Eofaerwic
28-05-2009, 13:21
WTF??
The stupid it burns!
The_pantless_hero
28-05-2009, 13:24
I think my IQ is dropping trying to figure out what kind of reasoning you'd have to follow to claim you were kidnapped and then just go to fucking Disney World.
Mickey did it?
http://blog.camera.org/archives/mickey.jpe
greed and death
28-05-2009, 15:26
I sense a plot to get out of work.
Pennsylvania woman calls 911 from "trunk of car," claims she and daughter were kidnapped by two black guys who rear ended her car. A couple days later she and he daughter turn up in Disney World. She is promptly arrested.
You'll note that its rarely non-existent white people who don't do things which never happened, always the black. And they can't blame non-existent poverty for it either.
<Insert needless remark re Al Sharpton here>
Vault 10
28-05-2009, 15:31
POST THE LINK ye scurvy dog.
greed and death
28-05-2009, 15:40
You'll note that its rarely non-existent white people who don't do things which never happened, always the black. And they can't blame non-existent poverty for it either.
<Insert needless remark re Al Sharpton here>
Sometimes Some Hispanic does it.
Just ask OJ.
POST THE LINK ye scurvy dog.
No, don't. If there's no link I can preserve some sanity and pretend this never happened.
greed and death
28-05-2009, 15:44
No, don't. If there's no link I can preserve some sanity and pretend this never happened.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30958029/
there ya go.
New Hobabwe
28-05-2009, 20:53
I think the woman needs a looooooong talk with someone profesional...
On Thursday, Sweeten’s former co-worker Jillian Jenkinson revealed she gave her driver’s license to Sweeten, but had no knowledge that the woman planned to fake her own abduction and fly with her daughter to Florida.
WHO the fuck gives someone their ID?!
Galloism
28-05-2009, 21:59
WHO the fuck gives someone their ID?!
On Thursday, Sweeten’s former co-worker Jillian Jenkinson revealed she gave her driver’s license to Sweeten, but had no knowledge that the woman planned to fake her own abduction and fly with her daughter to Florida.
More importantly, how did she get on a plane without ID?
Imperial isa
28-05-2009, 22:03
she a Nut Job
More importantly, how did she get on a plane without ID?
sweeten used her idotic co-worker's id.