Couple finds Jesus
Wilgrove
21-05-2009, 05:32
In a bag of Cheetos!
Couple finds Jesus in bag of Cheetos
by syracuse.com
Tuesday May 19, 2009, 10:26 AM
While on a road trip last week, Dan and Sara Bell, of Dallas, Texas, stopped to get some snacks. A short time later, Sara Bell made a most holy discovery in her bag of 99-cent Cheetos. "I was putting them in my hand and I had eaten most of the ones in my hand, and one was left lying there. And I said, 'Oh my gosh, look at this. It really looks like a person in a robe praying,'" Bell said.
She and her husband have since nicknamed the figure 'Cheesus,' and after appearing with it on several news programs, are considering selling it on Ebay. "How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it," said Dan Bell.
It wouldn't be the first time the likeness of a religious figure showed up on Ebay. A Florida woman, who saw an image of the Virgin Mary in her grilled cheese, auctioned off the sandwich for $28,000.
» CBS 11 video: Dallas Couple Sees Jesus Inside Cheese Snack
» Preston Hollow newspaper: What Would Jesus Do With Cheeto?
Link (http://www.syracuse.com/today/index.ssf/2009/05/couple_finds_jesus_in_bag_of_c.html)
I wonder how much I would get if I found an image of a Norse God or Goddess in my food...
Also, why the Hell would anyone pay 28k for a grilled cheese sandwich?!
Lunatic Goofballs
21-05-2009, 05:35
The second coming of Cheesus!
Intestinal fluids
21-05-2009, 05:39
Will the sacrament now be cheddar flavor?
The South Islands
21-05-2009, 05:40
I see Jesus in my ________.
Oh god it's from Syracuse. No wonder.
edit: no wait. Syracuse link. Dallas event. Texas, even worse than bumblefuck NY
Zombie PotatoHeads
21-05-2009, 05:41
First we have chocolate Jesus (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r134836_454357.jpg), then butter Jesus (http://www.cakehead.com/archives/butter_sculpture.jpg) now Cheesus Jesus.
Where will it end?!
Wilgrove
21-05-2009, 05:43
First we have chocolate Jesus (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r134836_454357.jpg), then butter Jesus (http://www.cakehead.com/archives/butter_sculpture.jpg) now Cheesus Jesus.
Where will it end?!
At Robot Jesus.
http://www.11h11.com/hugobox/e-shrine/god-jesus-toy-robot.jpg
Intestinal fluids
21-05-2009, 05:45
Oh god it's from Syracuse. No wonder.
edit: no wait. Syracuse link. Dallas event. Texas, even worse than bumblefuck NY
They arnt from Syracuse they are from Dallas Texas. The only thing Syracuse is guilty of is selling Cheetos.
Edit after your Edit, that was weird lol ( I graduated from Syracuse )
Lunatic Goofballs
21-05-2009, 05:47
First we have chocolate Jesus (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r134836_454357.jpg), then butter Jesus (http://www.cakehead.com/archives/butter_sculpture.jpg) now Cheesus Jesus.
Where will it end?!
At Robot Jesus.
http://www.11h11.com/hugobox/e-shrine/god-jesus-toy-robot.jpg
900 Foot Jesus:
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/tricks-and-illusions/900_foot_jesus_illusion.jpg
They arnt from Syracuse they are from Dallas Texas. The only thing Syracuse is guilty of is selling Cheetos.
Edit after your Edit lol
Oh no, trust me. As an upstate NYer, there's a lot of things Syracuse is guilty of. Including not knowing to stop snowing in fucking May.
Wilgrove
21-05-2009, 05:48
900 Foot Jesus:
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/tricks-and-illusions/900_foot_jesus_illusion.jpg
Dashboard Jesus!
http://www.csus.edu/indiv/w/wickelgren/psyc103/size_%20jesus_statue.jpg
Zombie PotatoHeads
21-05-2009, 05:52
900 Foot Jesus:
That's not 900ft Jesus, this is 900ft Jesus:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6j90g_mc-900ft-jesus-if-i-only-had-a-brai_music
Intestinal fluids
21-05-2009, 05:53
Oh no, trust me. As an upstate NYer, there's a lot of things Syracuse is guilty of. Including not knowing to stop snowing in fucking May.
Syracuse can do 3 seasons in 2 days
Lunatic Goofballs
21-05-2009, 06:04
That's not 900ft Jesus, this is 900ft Jesus:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6j90g_mc-900ft-jesus-if-i-only-had-a-brai_music
Wow! He plays music too! That must be a huge recording studio!
I wonder how much I would get if I found an image of a Norse God or Goddess in my food...
Probably nothing
Also, why the Hell would anyone pay 28k for a grilled cheese sandwich?!
More money than brains?
Wilgrove
21-05-2009, 06:10
Probably nothing
But Thor is the God of Thunder.... and Freya has a chariot pulled by cats. :( They are more awesome than Yahweh and Jesus.
More money than brains?
Heh true. At some point, devotion just turns to obsessiveness and stalking.
[QUOTE=Wilgrove;14806254]But Thor is the God of Thunder.... and Freya has a chariot pulled by cats. :( They are more awesome than Yahweh and Jesus./QUOTE]
That would not, however, be a majority opinion...
Wilgrove
21-05-2009, 06:53
That would not, however, be a majority opinion...
Hmm True.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-05-2009, 06:56
I have found Jesus! He sells tacos!
http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/20031208-jesus-taco.jpg
:eek:
Mmm.... divine tacos.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/212/465686718_c45954f1f1.jpg?v=0
Risottia
21-05-2009, 07:16
First we have chocolate Jesus (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200703/r134836_454357.jpg), then butter Jesus (http://www.cakehead.com/archives/butter_sculpture.jpg) now Cheesus Jesus.
Where will it end?!
I think that all food ends in the same part of our body... hence... :eek:
Gelgisith
21-05-2009, 10:06
But Thor is the God of Thunder.... and Freya has a chariot pulled by cats. :( They are more awesome than Yahweh and Jesus.
That would not, however, be a majority opinion...
I agree with Wilgrove, though. Still won't pay $28K (or €28K) for it.
Rambhutan
21-05-2009, 10:58
Pareidolia is the word of the day
Ring of Isengard
21-05-2009, 11:01
I agree with Wilgrove, though. Still won't pay $28K (€28K) for it.
$28K and €28K are not the same thing.
Pure Metal
21-05-2009, 12:36
lmao "'Cheesus" :D
i hope they get >$20,000 from stupid people
There's a pizza place in the movie "My Best Friend's Girl", Cheesus Crust.
Galloism
21-05-2009, 13:42
Dashboard Jesus!
http://www.csus.edu/indiv/w/wickelgren/psyc103/size_%20jesus_statue.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uieQJSaRXxk/SH5YeOvq_qI/AAAAAAAAAkE/VlxupW-3yG4/s400/parachute-gets-caught-on-jesus-statue-in-brazil.jpg
Hurdegaryp
21-05-2009, 14:18
$28K and €28K are not the same thing.
Exactly. Euros are still worth more than dollars, even though dollars have more traces of coke on them than the main European currency.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
21-05-2009, 14:20
Exactly. Euros are still worth more than dollars, even though dollars have more traces of coke on them than the main European currency.
Not unless you go to Italy.
Risottia
21-05-2009, 14:31
Not unless you go to Italy.
Eh-Uh-What-Yay! :D
seriously, I wouldn't even try... I cannot quit even cigarettes, I don't trust myself with anything more addicting than that!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
21-05-2009, 14:33
Eh-Uh-What-Yay! :D
seriously, I wouldn't even try... I cannot quit even cigarettes, I don't trust myself with anything more addicting than that!
On that topic. Is it true that a test was carried out in Italy a few years ago and they found traces of cocaine in the water and in the air?
Hurdegaryp
21-05-2009, 14:42
Those crazy Italians! So that's how they became one of the industrial powerhouses of Europe!
Hairless Kitten
21-05-2009, 15:40
They have a cheesy creation of a person that probably never existed. Great.
Religion is really the opium of the people.
Wilgrove
21-05-2009, 15:56
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_uieQJSaRXxk/SH5YeOvq_qI/AAAAAAAAAkE/VlxupW-3yG4/s400/parachute-gets-caught-on-jesus-statue-in-brazil.jpg
Jesus either saves, or he's being a dick.
Hurdegaryp
21-05-2009, 15:59
Maybe a bit of both.