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A man went to visit his daughter's school principal to find out why she didn't win an academic award. When he was not satisfied with the answer he sucker punched him.
Link (http://www.whnt.com/news/whnt-henagar-principal-assaulted-52009,0,2013471.story)

So now we know how W made it through school! :tongue:

Way to be a good role model, dad.

Hah, what a shitty picture. He looks more like a zany sitcom dad than a criminal.

But the salient question is: did she get the award? If so, then it's just more proof that violence is the answer to all of mankind's problems.

I wonder what the answer was.

I wonder what the answer was.

". . .The Aristocrats!"

I wonder what the answer was.

Wouldn't be surprised if it was something along the lines of "Your daughter isn't that smart" or the father may have been complaining about a teacher who had acted in a bias fashion against his daughter (yes it does happen) and the principal said "The teachers mark is final and there is nothing you can do about it"

Of course I wouldn't be surprised if the principal calmly explained why she was beaten to the prize by another student with a legitimate reason.

Hah, what a shitty picture. He looks more like a zany sitcom dad than a criminal.

But the salient question is: did she get the award? If so, then it's just more proof that violence is the answer to all of mankind's problems.

It also shows that the system works. :p

Hah, what a shitty picture. He looks more like a zany sitcom dad than a criminal.

http://www.whnt.com/media/photo/2009-05/47031092.jpg
http://xf0.xanga.com/507821e777138174515000/z132796062.jpg

http://www.whnt.com/media/photo/2009-05/47031092.jpg
http://xf0.xanga.com/507821e777138174515000/z132796062.jpg

No wait, he does look almost exactly like one sitcom dad, but I can't remember who.


I got it!
http://www.glamaddict.com/uploaded_images/danny-tanner-773460.jpg

No wait, he does look almost exactly like one sitcom dad, but I can't remember who.


I got it!
http://www.glamaddict.com/uploaded_images/danny-tanner-773460.jpgHeretic!!!

How dare you insult my glorious God by comparing him to someone so low!

Heretic!!!

How dare you insult my glorious God by comparing him to someone so low!

Now we must smite him repeatedly in the crotch in front of a home camera.

Maybe he should have stolen (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090513/od_nm/us_exam;_ylt=AouDDczxaRDcRMHBcBRZ02LtiBIF) someone else's exams instead!

I had an excellent grade in my sophomore year math class, but when I didn't get an award for it, my mom said to me, "I guess you should have turned in your homework more often".