NationStates Jolt Archive


Its time to talk about a terrible affliction...

Call to power
19-05-2009, 21:01
its something I've suffered from my whole life and effects millions of people around the world (and is probabaly why I'm on this forum)

I suck at video games

seriously how is it someone can pick up a controller a wipe the floor with me when I've been playing the game for years? am I the only one who doesn't cheat?
Fartsniffage
19-05-2009, 21:03
If by cheat you mean "learn to play the game well" then yes, you are the only one.
JuNii
19-05-2009, 21:03
its something I've suffered from my whole life and effects millions of people around the world (and is probabaly why I'm on this forum)

I suck at video games

seriously how is it someone can pick up a controller a wipe the floor with me when I've been playing the game for years? am I the only one who doesn't cheat?

Hello CTP. I'm Junii and I too suck at video games.

RTS? sorry, but I suck big time on those.

and while I do cheat. I at least play though a game once before cheating.
Extreme Ironing
19-05-2009, 21:08
I'm good at FPS, but poor at RTS. So I suppose I have good motor control and reaction times, but less strategic planning ability.

I also play the piano well: fast notes or leaps aren't a problem, but I sometimes feel my overall interpretation lacks something.

These may be related.
Colonic Immigration
19-05-2009, 21:09
Quite bad at RTS and quite good at FPS.
Galloism
19-05-2009, 21:11
I suck at video games

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KU_qLvOMe_s/SZb7N3Yi8XI/AAAAAAAAAas/d4B83yxkYfo/s400/simpsons_nelson_haha3.jpg
Call to power
19-05-2009, 21:14
If by cheat you mean "learn to play the game well" then yes, you are the only one.

aren't computer games supposed to be fun?

RTS? sorry, but I suck big time on those.

oh gawd I suck at RTS like seriously why the hell do infantry suck so hard in those games :(
Fartsniffage
19-05-2009, 21:18
aren't computer games supposed to be fun?

A common misconception.
Elves Security Forces
19-05-2009, 21:24
I'm decent at RTS, excellent at TBS, and mediocre at FPS. So yes, I have to think you are the only one :p
Chernobyl-Pripyat
19-05-2009, 21:26
get Stalin vs Martians, it requires no skill at all except for clicking on what you want to die
Call to power
19-05-2009, 21:43
get Stalin vs Martians, it requires no skill at all except for clicking on what you want to die

but how can I expect to dance in a getup like that? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfsSA6_GrE)
Getbrett
19-05-2009, 21:44
I'm awful at FPS, but pretty much unmatched at RTS.
Dragontide
19-05-2009, 21:48
My guess is you get too excited and take the game too seriously. The same thing happens in sports all the time. RELAX and you'll win.
South Lorenya
19-05-2009, 21:48
I suck at multiplayer gaming (save for SSBM/SSBB), but I'm great at solo playing.
Dumb Ideologies
19-05-2009, 22:41
I have no coordination and so suck totally at most games. I'm passably good at FPS games through practice. I tend to learn the map, find the best weapon and get full shield/body armour should such a thing exist, then camp somewhere with only one entrance. Failing that, charge around with a rocket launcher firing randomly, hopefully killing others slightly more than I kill myself.
Belschaft
19-05-2009, 22:48
I'm pretty good at FPS and RTS, and real good at TBS's. But then I play Total War for hours.

I do however hate, and suck (these may be related) at RPG's. I get bored of the endless random battles and skip them, thus when I come up against a boss....
JuNii
19-05-2009, 22:52
oh gawd I suck at RTS like seriously why the hell do infantry suck so hard in those games :(For RTS... it just... I mean... well... there are somethings I like to do while playing video games.

Blinking is one.

I have no coordination and so suck totally at most games. I'm passably good at FPS games through practice. I tend to learn the map, find the best weapon and get full shield/body armour should such a thing exist, then camp somewhere with only one entrance. Failing that, charge around with a rocket launcher firing randomly, hopefully killing others slightly more than I kill myself.

ah, the old 'recon through missle fire'. I use that technique lot myself.
Jordaxia
19-05-2009, 22:53
I've only met one person who was better than me at FPS games, but plenty who are better at RTS. For some reason I just flounder at them. I'm alright enough to finish the campaigns, but the computer is normally inept and easily predictable. I was really good at rise of nations though.
JuNii
19-05-2009, 23:06
*sob*

I can't answer the POLL!!!

:(
Holy Cheese and Shoes
19-05-2009, 23:18
*shows age and shows l337 M4d 5k1lLz*

When the only multiplayer FPS was Doom2 4 player on a LAN, I was the best (err, out of my 4 friends)
I was in a quake2 CTF mod clan, I think we got to something like number 3 in an international league which was cool, but expensive as it was dial-up at the time. That's also one of the principle reasons my MA didn't quite work out :)
I managed to complete Quake on nightmare - that felt pretty awesome at the time! God I'm pathetic.

Now I just play TF2, L4D and KillingFloor online - not up to my glory days standards though probably due to having to work.

I suck at multiplayer RTS. :(
Londim
19-05-2009, 23:52
I don't like this poll. I have crazy mad skillz and have touched boob. You are skewing the results CTP!

I'm good at FPS's. good at RTS, good at RPG's. My favourite kind of game is one of open world gaming, having huge environments to explore.
DrunkenDove
19-05-2009, 23:58
I play every game I get on the hardest difficult available, because I know I'll be bored if I don't. My life is so pathetic. *weeps*

Online, I float around rank 38 in Halo. One day I'll hit forty, I know it!
Londim
20-05-2009, 00:06
I play every game I get on the hardest difficult available, because I know I'll be bored if I don't. My life is so pathetic. *weeps*

Online, I float around rank 38 in Halo. One day I'll hit forty, I know it!

I've been doing that lately. CoD: WaW on Veteran diffculty makes the whole thing go from game to "Oh shit! They're shooting at me! I need cover! I need cover! Argh Banzai charge! No, they're throwing 20 grenades at me!" Bang. Dead.

I literally spent 2 hours on one level yesterday.