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I always hate it when a Jeopardy! round ends before all the clues are revealed, but especially when the clues are all in a category I know a lot about--as with today, where the clues were all in the Tuba category.

And it all could have been avoided--one of the categories was a stupid category and all the clues there were all video clues, which take awhile to get through since the people in the videos inevitably talk slowly, and a lot. It could have been avoided either by simply leaving this ridiculous category out altogether, or by this dumbassed prissy douchebaggy Asian chick not choosing to constantly go back to it all the time when it could have been avoided in preference of the better categories that were even on the board!

Fortunately, the dumbassed prissy douchebaggy Asian chick lost because of a ridiculously stupid Final Jeopardy! answer that missed the whole point of the clue.

wtf is jepardy?

That's awesome! You should post it on your blog!

Whats your problem with Asians ?

Whats your problem with Asians ?

Who said I had a problem with Asians?

Who said I had a problem with Asians?

Why you got to single someone out because they are Asian?
Were the remainder of your adjectives unable to describe who she is ?

wtf is jepardy?

The color of my penis.

If you don't already know, you could never understand.

The color of my penis.

If you don't already know, you could never understand.

Is it 'What is an American quiz show so dull it can't be sold to other countries'

wtf is jepardy?

It is what the smartest people in the world watch and never mention to anyone below their status.

Sounds shyte if it hasn't even been exported.

It is what the smartest people in the world watch and never mention to anyone below their status.

:eek2:
Burn!

Sounds shyte if it hasn't even been exported.

As apposed to the shyte that has been exported?

As apposed to the shyte that has been exported?

Like that silly ghost hunting show one catches on the Sci-Fi channel... *nod*

As apposed to the shyte that has been exported?

You can't be talking about Blankety Blank surely? A fine, fine show only lost through the dumbing down of British culture.

Like that silly ghost hunting show one catches on the Sci-Fi channel... *nod*

Say what now? Ghosts?

Like that silly ghost hunting show one catches on the Sci-Fi channel... *nod*

Ugh! I assume you mean Most Haunted? (http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2005/10/28/spooky-truth-tv-s-most-haunted-con-exposed-tv-115875-16303507/)

Ugh! I assume you mean Most Haunted? (http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2005/10/28/spooky-truth-tv-s-most-haunted-con-exposed-tv-115875-16303507/)

That one. I can't stand it. England has one redeeming quality, and I hate to admit it: Monty Python.

You can't be talking about Blankety Blank surely? A fine, fine show only lost through the dumbing down of British culture.

But.. It had Lily Savage!

That one. I can't stand it. England has one redeeming quality, and I hate to admit it: Monty Python.

Is that it? Our (particularly old) TV and films pwn all.

That one. I can't stand it. England has one redeeming quality, and I hate to admit it: Monty Python.

It's stupid TV for stupid people. I can not understand why people watch it.

Is it 'What is an American quiz show so dull it can't be sold to other countries'

Hey, I quite like Jeopardy. It's much more entertaining than dreck like "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" I just don't feel any need to blog about it on
NSG.

Like that silly ghost hunting show one catches on the Sci-Fi channel... *nod*

Hey, Ghost Hunters rule.

Does anyone watch Golden Balls?

Does anyone watch Golden Balls?

No, is it worse than Hole in the wall?

Does anyone watch Golden Balls?

God that programme is shyte.

Does anyone watch Golden Balls?

How can anyone not like that show? The sheer level of embarrasing fail as the shockingly inarticulate contestants try to persuade each other they're trustworthy makes it gloriously bad.

In addition, the frequent references to "killer balls" gives me an amusing image of a gang of delinquent murderous giant testicles.

No, is it worse than Hole in the wall?

Just stop! Hole in the Wall is brilliant! It has holes! It has walls! It has Dale Winton! What's not to like?

Anyway, Golden Balls is complete shyte and yet somehow addictive and.. hey, do you remember when Jasper Carrot was funny?

Anyway, Golden Balls is complete shyte and yet somehow addictive and.. hey, do you remember when Jasper Carrot was funny?

That was before my time.

How can anyone not like that show? The sheer level of embarrasing fail as the shockingly inarticulate contestants try to persuade each other they're trustworthy makes it gloriously bad.

In addition, the frequent references to "killer balls" gives me an amusing image of a gang of delinquent murderous giant testicles.

I reckon I'd be too honest to do any good on it although I've always wondered if at the last bit just before you're about to choose to split or steal whether you're allowed announce your intention to steal and basically hold the money hostage?

Still, none of the shows mentioned here comes close to the classic Naked Jungle on Channel Five.

Still, none of the shows mentioned here comes close to the classic Naked Jungle on Channel Five.

Keith Chegwin naked.

This is why god gave man fingernails so that he may rip out his own eyes.

Sounds shyte if it hasn't even been exported.

That takes care of 90% of British television, then.

I was on Jeopardy once and I lost: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_JIg9NB47M

I just saw this episode. CPR? Really?

Is it 'What is an American quiz show so dull it can't be sold to other countries'

I'm sorry that answer is incorrect. We get it here in Australia.

I enjoy watching the show, I think we are a few years behind the US though.

Oh and get a blog.

Just stop! Hole in the Wall is brilliant! It has holes! It has walls! It has Dale Winton! What's not to like?

Anyway, Golden Balls is complete shyte and yet somehow addictive and.. hey, do you remember when Jasper Carrot was funny?

Hang on is hole in the wall that show where a wall comes out and has a hole cut out of it and contestants have to position themselves so that they fit into the hole?

Hang on is hole in the wall that show where a wall comes out and has a hole cut out of it and contestants have to position themselves so that they fit into the hole?

That's the one.

I actually like that show, but I don't know why.

I always hate it when a Jeopardy! round ends before all the clues are revealed, but especially when the clues are all in a category I know a lot about--as with today, where the clues were all in the Tuba category.

And it all could have been avoided--one of the categories was a stupid category and all the clues there were all video clues, which take awhile to get through since the people in the videos inevitably talk slowly, and a lot. It could have been avoided either by simply leaving this ridiculous category out altogether, or by this dumbassed prissy douchebaggy Asian chick not choosing to constantly go back to it all the time when it could have been avoided in preference of the better categories that were even on the board!

Fortunately, the dumbassed prissy douchebaggy Asian chick lost because of a ridiculously stupid Final Jeopardy! answer that missed the whole point of the clue.
wow, your life must really rock.

That's the one.

I actually like that show, but I don't know why.

I don't know why anyone can either.

I find it amusing that Fnordgasm 5 calls Monty Python a stupid show for stupid people and then comes out expressing her love for Hole in the Wall.

There is a reason why it only lasted two episodes on Australian TV.

It's stupid TV for stupid people. I can not understand why people watch it.

:confused: How so? Monty Python is a work of genius. Undoubtedly silly, but it's not stupid.

I always hate it when a Jeopardy! round ends before all the clues are revealed, but especially when the clues are all in a category I know a lot about--as with today, where the clues were all in the Tuba category.

And it all could have been avoided--one of the categories was a stupid category and all the clues there were all video clues, which take awhile to get through since the people in the videos inevitably talk slowly, and a lot. It could have been avoided either by simply leaving this ridiculous category out altogether, or by this dumbassed prissy douchebaggy Asian chick not choosing to constantly go back to it all the time when it could have been avoided in preference of the better categories that were even on the board!

Fortunately, the dumbassed prissy douchebaggy Asian chick lost because of a ridiculously stupid Final Jeopardy! answer that missed the whole point of the clue.

Smart birds rarely watch Jeopardy!

wtf is jepardy?

About the only game show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hicZKvkPfAA) on American television that would challenge the intellect of a 5 year-old.

About the only game show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hicZKvkPfAA) on American television that would challenge the intellect of a 5 year-old.

Wheel of Fortune is also a nice candidate.

Haven't watched Jeapordy in some time. Use to enjoy it though. Only trivia show I catch now is Cash Cab.

You get to guess at questions and make assumptions as to who will or will not know the answers just by their looks or accent (since it's just general people off the street catching a cab).

When it's 2 or more involved, but only 1 answers the questions correctly .. you can wonder what went down after they arrived at their destination and the other(s) want a split of the winnings but did diddly to help win it. hehe

I just saw this episode. CPR? Really?

Yeah, the clue explicitly requested the NAME OF THE FUCKING SONG!

That girl was pissing me off...so prim and proper, stereotypical Asian with the slittiest eyes I've ever seen, and she kept going back to that "NYT Columnists" category that was wasting a bunch of time with the longassed video clues that kept them from completing the Tuba category that I really wanted. I'm glad she lost.

Is it 'What is an American quiz show so dull it can't be sold to other countries'

but but but...we have it in Sweden...

Yeah, the clue explicitly requested the NAME OF THE FUCKING SONG!

That girl was pissing me off...so prim and proper, stereotypical Asian with the slittiest eyes I've ever seen, and she kept going back to that "NYT Columnists" category that was wasting a bunch of time with the longassed video clues that kept them from completing the Tuba category that I really wanted. I'm glad she lost.

What was the clue that was given?

I'm sorry that answer is incorrect. We get it here in Australia.

I enjoy watching the show, I think we are a few years behind the US though.

Oh and get a blog.

but but but...we have it in Sweden...

It is well known that Australia doesn't exist and is merely a hoax. I hadn't realised until now that the same is true of Sweden.

...stereotypical Asian with the slittiest eyes I've ever seen...

Just wow.

Yeah, the clue explicitly requested the NAME OF THE FUCKING SONG!

That girl was pissing me off...so prim and proper, stereotypical Asian with the slittiest eyes I've ever seen, and she kept going back to that "NYT Columnists" category that was wasting a bunch of time with the longassed video clues that kept them from completing the Tuba category that I really wanted. I'm glad she lost.

Lol, troll much?

also if she was a stereotypical asian she wouldn't have lost a quiz show amirite

That one. I can't stand it. England has one redeeming quality, and I hate to admit it: Monty Python.

2, if you count me. :)

Does anyone watch Golden Balls?

Occasionally.

No, is it worse than Hole in the wall?

I love that show. It's so hilariously bad. Have you seen the Harry Hill pisstakes?

What is hole in the wall?

What is hole in the wall?

Is it that hard to use Google?

I love that show. It's so hilariously bad. Have you seen the Harry Hill pisstakes?

No must admit I haven't - I was kind of thinking it was so bad it was beyond satire.

No must admit I haven't - I was kind of thinking it was so bad it was beyond satire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qROI-rWXWHY

Lolworthy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qROI-rWXWHY

Lolworthy.

Harry Hill is epically unfunny.

Harry Hill is epically unfunny.

In comparison to you when you're trying to be clever? Yes.

Anyway, Golden Balls is complete shyte and yet somehow addictive and.. hey, do you remember when Jasper Carrot was funny?

Like most stand up artists trying to become TV presenters, his stand up is still pretty decent even if his presenting is cheesy and shit- or was last time I saw it. I call it the Bob Monkhouse effect, although the dead late Bob did still manage to be endearing as well as annoying when presenting

Keith Chegwin naked.

This is why god gave man fingernails so that he may rip out his own eyes.

And you just had to share that mental image with us didn't you.

2, if you count me. :)

We don;'t :p

In comparison to you when you're trying to be clever? Yes.

When have I ever tried to be clever?

Just wow.

I won't mock someone I have no problem with for something that's out of their control. However, when I decide I don't like someone, everything's on the table.

I got to say this: Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery and Will Farell as Alex Trebek. :D

I got to say this: Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery and Will Farell as Alex Trebek. :D

Sean Connery: I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $600.

Alex Trebek: That's An Album Cover.

Sean Connery: I know what it says Trebek. It says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.

Alex Trebek (flatly): You have lived a horrifying life.

Sean Connery: I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $600.

Alex Trebek: That's An Album Cover.

Sean Connery: I know what it says Trebek. It says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.

Alex Trebek (flatly): You have lived a horrifying life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uswUqB2cW0k&feature=related
:D