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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap

"In life, we constantly make decisions whether we are going to please self or please God. (Frost) chose one path, and the school committee chose the other," England said.

You know, sometimes you can do both.

The handbook for the 84-student Christian school says rock music "is part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people's hearts and minds."

Yeah, Jesus never questioned authority. :p

Oh, no, because once people start thinking...

Isn't this the same culture that gives us record teen pregnancies anyways?

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/09/03/bristol_palin_is_five-months_pregnant/Bristol-Palin.jpg

Yes

Who is 'baby Jesus'? Also, I have indexed multiple references to a human phenomenon known as 'Christian Rock', this would suggest that the handbook has erroneous information, or the phenomenon of 'Christian Rock' does not adequately meet the paramaters to be described as either Christian, or Rock.

And he seemed like such a fun guy too, :(

http://musicsnobbery.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/19/buddy_jesus.jpg

Isn't this the same culture that gives us record teen pregnancies anyways?

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/09/03/bristol_palin_is_five-months_pregnant/Bristol-Palin.jpg

Wow, Bristol is holding Baby Jesus!


Edit:
Also the same religion that say "go forth and multiply"

Wow, Bristol is holding Baby Jesus!

Of course, they are the chosen family

Wow, Bristol is holding Baby Jesus!

And who less to hold the baby Jesus, than Princess fundie, herself, ;)

Who is 'baby Jesus'? Also, I have indexed multiple references to a human phenomenon known as 'Christian Rock', this would suggest that the handbook has erroneous information, or the phenomenon of 'Christian Rock' does not adequately meet the paramaters to be described as either Christian, or Rock.

Baby Jesus is the youngest member of the group known as 'The Jesuses". Among there members are: Zombie Jesus, Raptor Jesus, Baby Jesus, Plastic Jesus, Chocolate Jesus and of course, Cheesus:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/cheesus.jpg

But none of them hold a candle to our great savior:

http://api.ning.com/files/F*9SvZDPwLr0CY2LUuwAUTMmet-Rif7M72AWuYmge5XUqhs3TcYKSSsv-6Wi31mDM4Hsijw4WYzI81Cdj0*qZ9sCoyjzBIuV/fsm.jpg

But none of them hold a candle to our great savior:

http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/fsm-rape.jpg

Oh my Fucking God! http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-24.gif...

I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage...And I must say, it was wonderful, http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-goumoticon0bk.gif

Baby Jesus is the youngest member of the group known as 'The Jesuses". Among there members are: Zombie Jesus, Raptor Jesus, Baby Jesus, Plastic Jesus, Chocolate Jesus and of course, Cheesus:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/cheesus.jpg

What would scare me is if all those Jesus went Highlander/The One on each other. Or even scarier, every single Jesus out there is a part of a collective mind, like Agent Smith.

Baby Jesus is the youngest member of the group known as 'The Jesuses". Among there members are: Zombie Jesus, Raptor Jesus, Baby Jesus, Plastic Jesus, Chocolate Jesus and of course, Cheesus:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/cheesus.jpg

Fascinating. What is the significance of this family, may I ask? Are they seen by some to be a family of Gods?

What would scare me is if all those Jesus went Highlander/The One on each other. Or even scarier, every single Jesus out there is a part of a collective mind, like Agent Smith.

http://www.larakretler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/untitled.bmp

http://www.larakretler.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/untitled.bmp

lol, that is an awesome pic. The smoking monkey approves of this. :tongue:

Ooh, almost forgot 900 foot Jesus. He's like that apache guy in 'Superfriends'. :)

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/tricks-and-illusions/900_foot_jesus_illusion.jpg

Ooh, almost forgot 900 foot Jesus. He's like that apache guy in 'Superfriends'. :)

You remember MC 900 foot Jesus!

Good song btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0k-qRDSno

Ooh, almost forgot 900 foot Jesus. He's like that apache guy in 'Superfriends'. :)

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/tricks-and-illusions/900_foot_jesus_illusion.jpg

Well, except, that time he spilled coffee on his...erm...Parts, lol....

Ooh, almost forgot 900 foot Jesus. He's like that apache guy in 'Superfriends'. :)

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/tricks-and-illusions/900_foot_jesus_illusion.jpg

What happens in Rio, *gets shot*

Ooh, almost forgot 900 foot Jesus. He's like that apache guy in 'Superfriends'. :)

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee73/tricks-and-illusions/900_foot_jesus_illusion.jpg

You remember MC 900 foot Jesus!

Good song btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0k-qRDSno

Well, except, that time he spilled coffee on his...erm...Parts, lol....

What happens in Rio, *gets shot*

Obviously the 900 Foot Jesus is what happens when all the other Jesi stop fighting each other and combine, like Devastator or Voltron.

What happens in Rio, *gets shot*

We wish to know how you are able to survive multiple shootings and continue to post? We find that most humans can survive one most two shots before they stop posting for a time yet you continue. We would also like to know whom is shooting you...

We wish to know how you are able to survive multiple shootings and continue to post? We find that most humans can survive one most two shots before they stop posting for a time yet you continue. We would also like to know whom is shooting you...

I'd tell you, but I'd have to shoot y*gets shot*

You remember MC 900 foot Jesus!

Good song btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0k-qRDSno

Actually, 900 foot Jesus was a reference to Oral Roberts' claim to have seen a 900 foot Jesus in Tusla, Oklahoma. To which Sam Kinison responded, "Yeah, Great Oral, Great. Take your fuckin' medicine. Stop seeing 900 foot Jesuses."

But yeah, It is a pretty good song. :)

Jesus appears on a dog!

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/angusassjesus_350x450.jpg

How is that for some Dogma.... :p


yeah I'm going to hell, cya there!

Actually, 900 foot Jesus was a reference to Oral Roberts' claim to have seen a 900 foot Jesus in Tusla, Oklahoma. To which Sam Kinison responded, "Yeah, Great Oral, Great. Take your fuckin' medicine. Stop seeing 900 foot Jesuses."

But yeah, It is a pretty good song. :)

Damn, I miss Sam Kinison.

Jesus appears on a dog!

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/angusassjesus_350x450.jpg

How is that for some Dogma.... :p


yeah I'm going to hell, cya there!

Holy Shit...

Heikoku, do you require assistance? Are you wounded? I am able to contact Brazilian emergency services, however I do not have the police phone number to the town or region "Add 6,823 to the post-count" indexed.

Jesus appears on a dog!

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/angusassjesus_350x450.jpg

How is that for some Dogma.... :p


yeah I'm going to hell, cya there!

*falls to his knees and worships the dogs ass*

Heikoku, do you require assistance? Are you wounded? I am able to contact Brazilian emergency services, however I do not have the police phone number to the town or region "Add 6,823 to the post-count" indexed.

Oh, no, relax, I am quite resistant to getting shot. I sorta got used to *Gets shot*

I'd tell you, but I'd have to shoot y*gets shot*

I think he's related to this guy, somehow:
http://www.screengeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/deadpool.jpg

Oh, no, relax, I am quite resistant to getting shot. I sorta got used to *Gets shot*

Fascinating. I approximate the likelihood for a human to survive three gun shot wounds to be < 0.20. Do you wear armour, or have cutaneous genetic enhancements?

Fascinating. I approximate the likelihood for a human to survive three gun shot wounds to be < 0.20. Do you wear armour, or have cutaneous genetic enhancements?
He's Rasputin. Next, they'll try poison. Then they'll drown him. Eventually, he'll die of ennui.

He's Rasputin. Next, they'll try poison. Then they'll drown him. Eventually, he'll die of ennui.

And then he'll be in movies and video games...

Don't we have the National Bureau of Fun to take care of this already?

Oh, and as I said in this same party with angrier hosts in the other forum:

Read the OP article again and please tell me if I'm getting this straight:

This two-faced, back-stabbing, lying SOB of a principal signed the papers giving the kid permission to go to the prom dance at the other school, and then, after the fact he goes and starts a whole review that ends with the kid being threatened if he does what he has just been told he is allowed to do???

Yeah, you know what? Time to call a lawyer. That kid graduates as per his grades, or that school gets sued by the parents. There is no reason for that kid, who followed all the rules and relied on the advice of those in positions of authority, should have a black mark on his record or anything else that will interfere with him getting into a college.

And then he'll be in movies and video games...

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2986/523031-raputin_large.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, and as I said in this same party with angrier hosts in the other forum:

Read the OP article again and please tell me if I'm getting this straight:

This two-faced, back-stabbing, lying SOB of a principal signed the papers giving the kid permission to go to the prom dance at the other school, and then, after the fact he goes and starts a whole review that ends with the kid being threatened if he does what he has just been told he is allowed to do???

Yeah, you know what? Time to call a lawyer. That kid graduates as per his grades, or that school gets sued by the parents. There is no reason for that kid, who followed all the rules and relied on the advice of those in positions of authority, should have a black mark on his record or anything else that will interfere with him getting into a college.

So you're saying he shouldn't be punished for relying on the advice of those in positions of authority regardless of knowing what the actual rules were?

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/funny-jesus-17.jpg

Anyone want to see what atheist toast looks like?
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/DSCN1918a.jpg

So you're saying he shouldn't be punished for relying on the advice of those in positions of authority regardless of knowing what the actual rules were?
The actual rules were that he was supposed to bow to authority -- see that idiotic remark about rock and roll music in the article. He did that. He went to the principal and asked if he could attend that dance. He was told "yes," and got the signature to prove it. THEN the principal turns coward and goes running behind the kid's back to his bosses who don't just rescind the permission, but instead start threatening the kid with a punishment that could negatively affect his future in a way completely disproportional to the offense.

Now if you want to defend these jackass school officials, tell me this: Why do you expect the teenage student to know the rules better than the adult principal?

Explain to me why the principal was not familiar enough with the rules to just say no and refuse to sign when the kid came asking for permission.

Explain to me why anyone -- let alone a teenage student -- should assume that the principal of the school is ignorant of the school's rules and too stupid to look them up before signing anything, and therefore, they shouldn't rely on his word?

And if you can manage to come up with believable explanations of those, then you can try to explain why we should blame the student for this more than the principal.

We have no reason to think this kid would have gone to the dance if he had been denied official permission. Blaming the student for doing the wrong thing, after he had been told it was okay, is ridiculous. The student was misled by the principal. That's what it boils down to.

Anyone want to see what atheist toast looks like?
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/DSCN1918a.jpg

OMG! Is that Charles Darwin!

*worships toast*

....

*shoots Heikoku 2*

I think he's related to this guy, somehow:
http://www.screengeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/deadpool.jpg

Or maybe more like this judging by the volume of gunfire:

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/t1000rp.jpg

*shoots Heikoku 2*

HEY! DON'T SHOOT ME, YOU MOTHERF*Gets shot*

*shoots Heikoku 2*

So it is you that does that! Congrats good sir or madam, though we would suggest you shot him something more vital, the head doesn't seem to be working. He must store candy in it or something:p

*shoots Heikoku 2*

Has heikoku wronged you in some way? In my evaluations, peaceful negotiation may be more effective than violence at settling disputes.

In my evaluations, peaceful negotiation may be more effective than violence at settling disputes.

Only if the negotiators are Smith and Wesson.

So it is you that does that! Congrats good sir or madam, though we would suggest you shot him something more vital, the head doesn't seem to be working. He must store candy in it or something:p

He didn't say he was shooting me in the head, did he?

Why do we have two separate people pretending to be robots all of the sudden? It's kinda fake-robot overkill.

*Has fun*

*Baby Jesus Cries*

OH NOEZ!! 'TIS TEH END OF TEH WORLDZ!!!!

So it is you that does that! Congrats good sir or madam, though we would suggest you shot him something more vital, the head doesn't seem to be working. He must store candy in it or something:p

Well, rumour has it that H2 is actually a Pinata made of Kevlar.

Why do we have two separate people pretending to be robots all of the sudden? It's kinda fake-robot overkill.

May I ask who these two separate people are that you are referring to?

He didn't say he was shooting me in the head, did he?

*shoots H2 in the head*

*shoots H2 in the head*

*gets shot*

May I ask who these two separate people are that you are referring to?

hmm, a split personality fake robot?

hmm, a split personality fake robot?

Since interacting with this forum, I have not encountered anyone other than me claiming to be mechanical. Now while I appreciate that I am incapable of empirically proving, using only the functions of this forum, that I am not a human (and as such will not attempt to rebut any accusation), the fact that he/she claimed to have seen two people asserting to be mechanical leads me to wonder who the other person is.

the fact that he/she claimed to have seen two people asserting to be mechanical leads me to wonder who the other person is.

We are also most curious. We also prefer zombie raptor jesuses out of all the jesuses...

We are also most curious. We also prefer zombie raptor jesuses out of all the jesuses...

I am curious, why do you refer to yourself in the collective, as 'we'? Is there other humans interacting on the same computer as you?

This thread is embarrassing me.

Christian Rock music usually makes me nauseous. Sometimes it seems like the US is on the cusp of having Salem style witch trials again.

The handbook for the 84-student Christian school says rock music "is part of the counterculture which seeks to implant seeds of rebellion in young people's hearts and minds."Well... It is*. Nothing wrong with stating it. Just, why anyone would object to the seeds of rebellion that are vital for a democratic society (Which this school doubtlessly supports, being proud Americans supportive of the constitution, right?) is beyond me...

* Okay. Maistream-culture, these days. But in principle...

Who is 'baby Jesus'? Also, I have indexed multiple references to a human phenomenon known as 'Christian Rock', this would suggest that the handbook has erroneous information, or the phenomenon of 'Christian Rock' does not adequately meet the paramaters to be described as either Christian, or Rock.


Christian Rock was created by Satan. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp)

Faith +1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrhJT98IoaQ) ?

All I have to say is, if having fun makes Jesus in any form sad than I find him lacking in reasons to be revered.

Christian Rock music usually makes me nauseous. Sometimes it seems like the US is on the cusp of having Salem style witch trials again.
Actually, now that you mention it... When fundamentalists say that "rock is Satan's music and will destroy your soul"...they only listen to Christian rock, right?

Well, yeah, I can believe it then. That shit should definitely be banned.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090508/ap_on_re_us/us_school_dance_flap



You know, sometimes you can do both.



Yeah, Jesus never questioned authority. :p
oh wow what a great opportunity for that young man to make up his own mind about what jesus wanted. i sure hope he ends up going to that prom.

oh wow what a great opportunity for that young man to make up his own mind about what jesus wanted. i sure hope he ends up going to that prom.

Yep. I think that school just lost a fundy. :)

Has heikoku wronged you in some way? In my evaluations, peaceful negotiation may be more effective than violence at settling disputes.

*Shoots Robot Discourse*

This thread is embarrassing me.

This thread isn't embarrassing you.

*Gets 50 year old aunt to flirt with NNLDI*

Now you are embarrassed.

All I have to say is, if having fun makes Jesus in any form sad than I find him lacking in reasons to be revered.

Only in the sense that he can't join in.

In the same way as when you have to go to work and all your friends are off to a party and then you become sad.