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It is no fun today to be a pig. In Iraq are all pigs slaughtered, in China no Mexican pig can enter the country. And in Afghanistan is now the only the lonely pig of the country put in quarantine.

The global fear of the Mexican flu has now reached the Afghan capital Kabul. The animal was, until recently, on display in the local zoo of the city, but is now trapped in a winter cage. According to the director of the zoo, visitors were in panic when they saw the pig. :)

http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSTRE5444XQ20090505

The swine flu started with that terrorist pig.

"Everybody be cool, this is a pandemic!"
"Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

"Everybody be cool, this is a pandemic!"
"Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Best use of a Pulp Fiction quote that I've seen in years.

"Everybody be cool, this is a pandemic!"
"Any of you fucking pigs move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!"

Major kudos.

Sig'n that.

Major kudos.

Sig'n that.

No swearing in sigs.

At the OP, the only pig in Afghanistan? Do it a favour, slaughter it and feed it to the troops, I'm sure many of them could murder a bacon butty.

I suspect the pig is in quarantine to keep it safe from anyone who might want to harm the pig after blaming them for swine flu.

You wouldn't really expect muslims to be very fond of pigs even under the best of circumstances. :tongue:

I'm safe from those dastardly pigs:

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No swearing in sigs.


Since when?

Since when?

Since ever as far as I know.

The forum is PG13 and sig appear in every thread, NSFW notice or not. I think it was brought in as it would prevent the threads being opened past the filters in schools and the forum is used in a lot of educational institutions.

I could be wrong and I'm about as far from a mod as can be.

You wouldn't really expect muslims to be very fond of pigs even under the best of circumstances. :tongue:

At least not familiar with them.

Since ever as far as I know.

The forum is PG13 and sig appear in every thread, NSFW notice or not. I think it was brought in as it would prevent the threads being opened past the filters in schools and the forum is used in a lot of educational institutions.

I could be wrong and I'm about as far from a mod as can be.
Er, PG-13 /=/ No swearing. And what does NSFW stand for? Also, there are people who swear more times in a single post than their sig.:tongue:

Er, PG-13 /=/ No swearing. And what does NSFW stand for? Also, there are people who swear more times in a single post than their sig.:tongue:

Not Safe For Work.

As far as I know sigs are held to a higher standard than posts.

How many times have you heard the word fuck in a PG13 movie?

Not Safe For Work.

As far as I know sigs are held to a higher standard than posts.

How many times have you heard the word fuck in a PG13 movie?

I've heard it in a PG movie.

I've heard it in a PG movie.

Which one?

Which one?

Spaceballs.:D

'Dark Helmet: Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!'

Leave the pig alone! :)

Why are there pigs in Iraq to begin with? I thought swine was on the naughty list for Muslims.

Why are there pigs in Iraq to begin with? I thought swine was on the naughty list for Muslims.
Fresh pork for the occupational forces?

Fresh pork for the occupational forces?

They don't let them have beer, why would they let them have pork chops?

Since ever as far as I know.

The forum is PG13 and sig appear in every thread, NSFW notice or not. I think it was brought in as it would prevent the threads being opened past the filters in schools and the forum is used in a lot of educational institutions.

I could be wrong and I'm about as far from a mod as can be.

So following that line of thought then every post with "fuck" in it should be deleted. :rolleyes:

FYI: There's nothing about it in the "One Stop Rules Shop".

Why are there pigs in Iraq to begin with? I thought swine was on the naughty list for Muslims.

Afghanistan. The pig is in Afghanistan.

And it's in a zoo. As a curiosity.

Afghanistan. The pig is in Afghanistan. And it's in a zoo. As a curiosity.

From the OP, which you know, it helps to read thoroughly.

It is no fun today to be a pig. In Iraq are all pigs slaughtered, in China no Mexican pig can enter the country.

Why are there pigs in Iraq to begin with? I thought swine was on the naughty list for Muslims.

There were three pigs in the zoo in Baghdad.

So following that line of thought then every post with "fuck" in it should be deleted. :rolleyes:

FYI: There's nothing about it in the "One Stop Rules Shop".

A few years ago, the mods actually did this. Those were the times... :)

I don't mind a little swearing, but it seems there's a tourette syndrome epidemic going on...

Why are there pigs in Iraq to begin with? I thought swine was on the naughty list for Muslims.

In Iraq are also living non-Muslims (3% of a population of 28,945,657 people) And I don't know, maybe Muslims may breed them to export or to food the non-Muslims.

I don't mind a little swearing, but it seems there's a tourette syndrome epidemic going on...

Fuck. Is that's what's wrong with me? I've always been fucking curious about why I have to be such a bastard about language.