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So if you were the opposite gender

NERVUN
07-05-2009, 13:02
Inspired by a rather disturbing post from H2.

For those of you who haven't watched Ranma 1/2, there's a place called Jusenkyo where there are hundreds of pools of water. In each pool, something (or someone) drowned causing the pool to become cursed so that whom or what ever falls into that pool will take on the form (But not the mind) of whatever drowned there. The major plot point of Ranma is that he falls into Spring of Drown Girl (娘溺泉 Nyanniichuan) and so whenever doused with cold water turns into a female version of himself. Hot water will change him back, but only till the next time he gets splashed with cold water.

So let's say I have a bucket of Spring of Drown Girl water and a bucket of Spring of Drown Man (男溺泉 Nanniichuan). Would you take the ability to change gender? And what would you do while you were the opposite gender? Remember, your 'mind' stays the same (Meaning you only take the physical (Very well built physical) form, you don't get the knowledge of how to be that gender within your culture).

So would you?
Bottle
07-05-2009, 13:10
If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females, I'd pee like a fountain
If I had a penis, I'd still be a girl
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.

-Uncle Bonsai


In all seriousness, though, of course I would. Being myself but in a male body would open up so many options that are closed to me right now. I'd be able to travel places that I can't travel, attain greater success and earn more money, and finally find out if scratching one's balls is as satisfying as scratching bra itch.
Jordaxia
07-05-2009, 13:15
I'm not going back. not for any money. It was a claustrophobic, horrible experience and I'm glad it's over.

These threads really aren't designed for those of us with experience in this, eh? :D
Galloism
07-05-2009, 13:19
I'd probably wind up sitting at home playing with my breasts all day.
Cabra West
07-05-2009, 13:22
Funnily enough, no, I'd pass.
I do like penises, I just don't think I'd like one permanently attached.
Peepelonia
07-05-2009, 13:26
I'd probably wind up sitting at home playing with my breasts all day.

Yeah me too. I really did think quiet hard as to something else to say, but I just keep getting stuck at the whole breast thing!
Truly Blessed
07-05-2009, 13:28
Never mind it is much harder to be a woman. Nope I think I got it good.
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 13:51
I'd probably wind up sitting at home playing with my breasts all day.

Same here.
Svalbardania
07-05-2009, 13:56
Considering it's as easy as hot water/cold water, hells yes. I wanna be a hot woman just for one day...
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 13:57
Considering it's as easy as hot water/cold water, hells yes. I wanna be a hot woman just for one day...

What makes you think you'd be hot?
Dumb Ideologies
07-05-2009, 14:00
I'd sit down and do some logical calculations...

Right. I'm being offered 'magic' giving me the ability to transform my body into a preferrable form. The old adage of 'if its too good to be true, it probably is' comes to mind. There's got to be a catch.

'Cursed'...well, that right there is not a word that instills me with confidence.

Bad transfiction informs us that anyone who transforms has an 75% chance of turning into a slut, and a 60% chance of not having any control over their actions whatsover after the transformation (calculations courtesy of Science)

How do I know there is not some deceptive wizard involved in this? Can I really be sure there's no catch?

In conclusion, whoever's offering me it is either mad or probably a bit twisted. So I'm going to say "no". And I'd then burn whoever suggested the idea as a wizard/witch. Ah...the purging flames of justice and purity.
Linker Niederrhein
07-05-2009, 14:01
Ability to switch essentially at will (Unless you live someplace stupid, like the sahara) included? Sure.

... The pool orgies you could arrange.
Jordaxia
07-05-2009, 14:03
Science ensues!

That is some good deduction and a happy ending.
Linker Niederrhein
07-05-2009, 14:05
Bad transfiction informs us that anyone who transforms has an 75% chance of turning into a slut,And this would be bad... How?
Eofaerwic
07-05-2009, 14:30
Hmm, well I've been told I'm quite masculine in my thoughts and behaviours anyway, so it would be tempting to give it a go and see what it's like on the other side. That and I'd probably have more chance of picking up chicks :D

On the other hand, I've seen Ranma 1/2, I know the wacky hijinks that happen with unexpected downpours and no change of clothes - living in the UK the chance of getting cold water on me are quite likely. So I think I'll pass.
DrunkenDove
07-05-2009, 14:48
Yay! All my secretly hidden homosexual feelings are now ok! No more hiding in lockers in male changing rooms and quietly crying and masturbating! What a deal.
G3N13
07-05-2009, 14:50
YES!

Finally I could get all the unwanted sex I wanted just by going to a pub and appearing drunk!
Soheran
07-05-2009, 14:52
I like my male body. But I would gladly do it now and then for brief periods of time.

It would be interesting to experience sex that way.
Pure Metal
07-05-2009, 16:01
oh man, i could be a lesbian! :D :D
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 16:04
I'd sit down and do some logical calculations...

Right. I'm being offered 'magic' giving me the ability to transform my body into a preferrable form. The old adage of 'if its too good to be true, it probably is' comes to mind. There's got to be a catch.

'Cursed'...well, that right there is not a word that instills me with confidence.

Bad transfiction informs us that anyone who transforms has an 75% chance of turning into a slut, and a 60% chance of not having any control over their actions whatsover after the transformation (calculations courtesy of Science)

How do I know there is not some deceptive wizard involved in this? Can I really be sure there's no catch?

In conclusion, whoever's offering me it is either mad or probably a bit twisted. So I'm going to say "no". And I'd then burn whoever suggested the idea as a wizard/witch. Ah...the purging flames of justice and purity.

Don't forget to take into account Mandy's Law of Anime Gender Bending (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle5bsrye9z). If you were to become a woman under these conditions you'd probably never come into contact with hot water for very long ever again.
Brutland and Norden
07-05-2009, 16:19
No thanks. I don't like the idea of menstruating. :eek2:

...and I like the fact that I can pee like a fountain.
Poliwanacraca
07-05-2009, 16:58
While I admit I'd be tempted (especially for a few days of every month - being rid of cramps would be awfully nice), I think being in a male body would freak me out pretty badly. If I had more control of the switching mechanism, maybe.
Kyronea
07-05-2009, 17:38
Inspired by a rather disturbing post from H2.

For those of you who haven't watched Ranma 1/2, there's a place called Jusenkyo where there are hundreds of pools of water. In each pool, something (or someone) drowned causing the pool to become cursed so that whom or what ever falls into that pool will take on the form (But not the mind) of whatever drowned there. The major plot point of Ranma is that he falls into Spring of Drown Girl (娘溺泉 Nyanniichuan) and so whenever doused with cold water turns into a female version of himself. Hot water will change him back, but only till the next time he gets splashed with cold water.

So let's say I have a bucket of Spring of Drown Girl water and a bucket of Spring of Drown Man (男溺泉 Nanniichuan). Would you take the ability to change gender? And what would you do while you were the opposite gender? Remember, your 'mind' stays the same (Meaning you only take the physical (Very well built physical) form, you don't get the knowledge of how to be that gender within your culture).

So would you?

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES.

In a heartbeat. And I'd never look back.

What would I do? I can think of plenty of things. Many of which are obscene.
Kyronea
07-05-2009, 17:39
While I admit I'd be tempted (especially for a few days of every month - being rid of cramps would be awfully nice), I think being in a male body would freak me out pretty badly. If I had more control of the switching mechanism, maybe.

It's actually pretty easy to control, Ranma 1/2 antics aside. It's just cold water to change, and hot water to change back. Easy and simple. It was only the Rule of Funny that made it so hard for Ranma to keep his changing under control.
Eofaerwic
07-05-2009, 17:42
It's actually pretty easy to control, Ranma 1/2 antics aside. It's just cold water to change, and hot water to change back. Easy and simple. It was only the Rule of Funny that made it so hard for Ranma to keep his changing under control.

Yes... but rain!

An important consideration where I live.
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 17:45
YESYESYESYESYESYESYES.

In a heartbeat. And I'd never look back.

What would I do? I can think of plenty of things. Many of which are obscene.
Lulz, power perversion potential.
Yes... but rain!

An important consideration where I live.

Ditto. I'd get caught in the rain and end up as a woman almost every other day.
Vault 10
07-05-2009, 18:06
It depends.

1. Could I have sex with myself using a very quick contrast shower?

2. What would happen to one body after something happens to another one? Would the changes be permanent, or would the bodies reset each time?
Say, if I ripped the hymen as a female, would my male body turn into a gay one?




Although, either way, as long as a thermos is enough to change, I would take the deal for a shining career in crime.
JuNii
07-05-2009, 18:17
Inspired by a rather disturbing post from H2.

For those of you who haven't watched Ranma 1/2, there's a place called Jusenkyo where there are hundreds of pools of water. In each pool, something (or someone) drowned causing the pool to become cursed so that whom or what ever falls into that pool will take on the form (But not the mind) of whatever drowned there. The major plot point of Ranma is that he falls into Spring of Drown Girl (娘溺泉 Nyanniichuan) and so whenever doused with cold water turns into a female version of himself. Hot water will change him back, but only till the next time he gets splashed with cold water.

So let's say I have a bucket of Spring of Drown Girl water and a bucket of Spring of Drown Man (男溺泉 Nanniichuan). Would you take the ability to change gender? And what would you do while you were the opposite gender? Remember, your 'mind' stays the same (Meaning you only take the physical (Very well built physical) form, you don't get the knowledge of how to be that gender within your culture).

So would you?I dunno... I would rather find the pool of the drowned cat. :tongue:

and which girl? the red head or the one that Akane Drowned in?

... me... probably not. tho the idea is tempting...

Funnily enough, no, I'd pass.
I do like penises, I just don't think I'd like one permanently attached.

not permament. only untill you get dowsed with hot water.

It's actually pretty easy to control, Ranma 1/2 antics aside. It's just cold water to change, and hot water to change back. Easy and simple. It was only the Rule of Funny that made it so hard for Ranma to keep his changing under control.

Rain, and any activity that occures near water would be out. no swimming, kitchens would be 'dangerous' and let's not forget what would happen if you ran out of hot water during your shower! :tongue:
Eofaerwic
07-05-2009, 18:25
2. What would happen to one body after something happens to another one? Would the changes be permanent, or would the bodies reset each time?
Say, if I ripped the hymen as a female, would my male body turn into a gay one?



What's a gay body then when it's at home?:eek:
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 18:25
What's a gay body then when it's at home?:eek:

Fabulous.
Ashmoria
07-05-2009, 18:32
Inspired by a rather disturbing post from H2.

For those of you who haven't watched Ranma 1/2, there's a place called Jusenkyo where there are hundreds of pools of water. In each pool, something (or someone) drowned causing the pool to become cursed so that whom or what ever falls into that pool will take on the form (But not the mind) of whatever drowned there. The major plot point of Ranma is that he falls into Spring of Drown Girl (娘溺泉 Nyanniichuan) and so whenever doused with cold water turns into a female version of himself. Hot water will change him back, but only till the next time he gets splashed with cold water.

So let's say I have a bucket of Spring of Drown Girl water and a bucket of Spring of Drown Man (男溺泉 Nanniichuan). Would you take the ability to change gender? And what would you do while you were the opposite gender? Remember, your 'mind' stays the same (Meaning you only take the physical (Very well built physical) form, you don't get the knowledge of how to be that gender within your culture).

So would you?
nope

while it would be fun to give a male body a try for a few days i wouldnt want to be at the mercy of a cold or hot shower. the sudden changing would obviously suck.
Vault 10
07-05-2009, 18:35
Rain, and any activity that occures near water would be out. no swimming,
Why? You just stay in female form, which isn't as fast as male, but still suitable for recreational swimming, compensating for weaker muscles by lower density. And just in case you turn the wrong moment, you can wear a unisex swimsuit.


kitchens would be 'dangerous'
Water-retardant clothing - just enough to make sure the water cools down, a thin layer of wool should do, extra bonus of being unisex - and gloves.
The Parkus Empire
07-05-2009, 18:36
That cold/hot water things sounds like a pain in the ass.
Ring of Isengard
07-05-2009, 18:55
I'd probably wind up sitting at home playing with my breasts all day.

This ^.
JuNii
07-05-2009, 19:02
Why? You just stay in female form, which isn't as fast as male, but still suitable for recreational swimming, compensating for weaker muscles by lower density. And just in case you turn the wrong moment, you can wear a unisex swimsuit.



Water-retardant clothing - just enough to make sure the water cools down, a thin layer of wool should do, extra bonus of being unisex - and gloves.

true, if you don't care about rumors of your recent 'change'.
Rambhutan
07-05-2009, 19:09
I'd compare orgasms
Ring of Isengard
07-05-2009, 19:12
I'd compare orgasms

This, also.
Andaluciae
07-05-2009, 19:17
It would be a novelty.
JuNii
07-05-2009, 19:21
You know... there is another question hidden in the OP.

Supposing you took the water from the pool of the drowned man/girl and loaded it up in a water balloon... who would you douse and with what sex?
Big Jim P
07-05-2009, 20:13
I would never be able to keep my hands off myself. not much would change in short.:tongue:

And I would never leave my room.:D
Conserative Morality
07-05-2009, 20:33
I actually would pour the water down the drain, and never drink the city tap water again.:D
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 20:36
I don't think I'd enjoy it. Vaginas look really gruesome. I wouldn't wish the gash on anyone.
JuNii
07-05-2009, 20:38
I actually would pour the water down the drain, and never drink the city tap water again.:D

drinking it doesn't cause the problem... it's being splashed with the water where the problem starts.

so I guess You'll never take a bath again... :D
Conserative Morality
07-05-2009, 20:44
drinking it doesn't cause the problem... it's being splashed with the water where the problem starts.

so I guess You'll never take a bath again... :D

I'll bath in store-bought soda water, and laugh as Cumberland becomes victim to a sudden influx of men and women who claim to have taken a bath one day and had their sex switched.:D
Bottle
07-05-2009, 20:47
I don't think I'd enjoy it. Vaginas look really gruesome. I wouldn't wish the gash on anyone.
Anybody who thinks their genitals don't look ridiculous is fooling themselves (and nobody else). :D
JuNii
07-05-2009, 20:47
I'll bath in store-bought soda water, and laugh as Cumberland becomes victim to a sudden influx of men and women who claim to have taken a bath one day and had their sex switched.:D

soda water bottled in a little village of Jusenkyo, somewhere deep in the mountainous region of China... :D
Conserative Morality
07-05-2009, 20:48
Anybody who thinks their genitals don't look ridiculous is fooling themselves (and nobody else). :D
And sometimes not even themselves.:wink:
soda water bottled in a little village of Jusenkyo, somewhere deep in the mountainous region of China... :D

*shiver*
JuNii
07-05-2009, 20:54
Anybody who thinks their genitals don't look ridiculous is fooling themselves (and nobody else). :D

*nods*
everytime I need a chuckle, I strip naked and stare at myself in the mirror... :D
Bottle
07-05-2009, 21:01
*nods*
everytime I need a chuckle, I strip naked and stare at myself in the mirror... :D
**TMI WARNING**

I once went to one of those "Empowerment Workshops" for crunchy feminists, where you talk about the power of your menses and use hand-held mirrors to check out your vaginas, and I ended up pissing people off because I started stretching my labia around to make it look like a funny face down there and then referring to it as "Avril The Bearded Woman" and having it tell jokes.

Screw anybody who can't see how vulvar ventriloquism is empowering.
TJHairball
07-05-2009, 21:03
While I admit I'd be tempted (especially for a few days of every month - being rid of cramps would be awfully nice), I think being in a male body would freak me out pretty badly. If I had more control of the switching mechanism, maybe.
I agree that it would be a much more attractive option if the switching mechanism was something under better control. Besides, then I could never take a hot shower while staying in woman-form. Or swim in a pool in man-form. Though, come to think of it, fiddling with the faucets while sharing a shower might really make someone's day.

That said, if you can control the switching reasonably well... hm...
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 21:11
Anybody who thinks their genitals don't look ridiculous is fooling themselves (and nobody else). :D

Cocks look funny. Vaginas look disgusting.
Bottle
07-05-2009, 21:14
Cocks look funny. Vaginas look disgusting.
Don't worry, pet, real ones don't look much like your hentai collection might lead you to believe.
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 21:18
Don't worry, pet, real ones don't look much like your hentai collection might lead you to believe.

Unfortunately, being a bonafide fag, I'm biased against both fannies and hentai. Of the real vaginas I've seen, not one looked anything like remotely attractive. They all look like bacon sandwiches with random shrivelled up flappy bits. They look like long-extinct sea creatures. I'd imagine heterosexual sex is akin to penetration of a squid.
Bottle
07-05-2009, 21:20
Unfortunately, being a bonafide fag, I'm biased against both fannies and hentai. Of the real vaginas I've seen, not one looked anything like remotely attractive. They all look like bacon sandwiches with random shrivelled up flappy bits. They look like long-extinct sea creatures. I'd imagine heterosexual sex is akin to penetration of a squid.
Whenever I encounter a "bonafide fag" who spends time imagining heterosex in graphic detail, I'm somehow reminded of all the Manly Straight Conservatives who have similarly detailed fantasies about the horrors of gay sex...
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 21:22
Whenever I encounter a "bonafide fag" who spends time imagining heterosex in graphic detail, I'm somehow reminded of all the Manly Straight Conservatives who have similarly detailed fantasies about the horrors of gay sex...

Nah. One a curious whim, I once decided to investigate the world of heterosexual pornography. Never again. Never again.
Risottia
07-05-2009, 21:27
For those of you who haven't watched Ranma 1/2
I did watch it, and loved it.

Would you take the ability to change gender? And what would you do while you were the opposite gender?

1.Yes!
2.I would touch my breasts. A lot. I love breasts.



....




*drool*


breasts...
JuNii
07-05-2009, 21:45
I started stretching my labia around to make it look like a funny face down there and then referring to it as "Avril The Bearded Woman" and having it tell jokes.

Hey... if Jim Carrey can do it...
Call to power
07-05-2009, 22:15
what?!

hells no I couldn't deal with a period that shit would traumatize me as would shopping and being irrational
Eofaerwic
07-05-2009, 22:36
**TMI WARNING**

I once went to one of those "Empowerment Workshops" for crunchy feminists, where you talk about the power of your menses and use hand-held mirrors to check out your vaginas, and I ended up pissing people off because I started stretching my labia around to make it look like a funny face down there and then referring to it as "Avril The Bearded Woman" and having it tell jokes.

Screw anybody who can't see how vulvar ventriloquism is empowering.

Vulvar ventriloquism sounds awesome :D My back aches slightly thinking of the logistics but still...

You see this is why I tend to avoid 'empowering workshops' and the ilk - no sense of humour (that and I get glared at whenever I point out all the errors in the pop psychology they use).
The Parkus Empire
07-05-2009, 22:50
Cocks look funny. Vaginas look disgusting.

I take it you only engage in oral sex?
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 22:53
I take it you only engage in oral sex?

Huh? I don't see how that follows. I engage in sex with men, and can admit that genetalia in general looks funny. Vaginas, though, are really repulsive (to me).
The Parkus Empire
07-05-2009, 23:12
Huh? I don't see how that follows. I engage in sex with men, and can admit that genetalia in general looks funny. Vaginas, though, are really repulsive (to me).

I am just saying I would find it strange if you were "disgusted" by (not merely not attracted to) vaginal sex, but turned-on by anal sex.
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 23:18
I am just saying I would find it strange if you were "disgusted" by (not merely not attracted to) vaginal sex, but turned-on by anal sex.

The anus isn't nearly as disgusting, visually, as the vagina is.
Fartsniffage
07-05-2009, 23:22
The anus isn't nearly as disgusting, visually, as the vagina is.

I have to disagree with that.

A vagina may not be the prettiest thing in the world but after a recent experience with an anus I have to say they are vastly superior.
Heikoku 2
07-05-2009, 23:24
Inspired by a rather disturbing post from H2.

For those of you who haven't watched Ranma 1/2, there's a place called Jusenkyo where there are hundreds of pools of water. In each pool, something (or someone) drowned causing the pool to become cursed so that whom or what ever falls into that pool will take on the form (But not the mind) of whatever drowned there. The major plot point of Ranma is that he falls into Spring of Drown Girl (娘溺泉 Nyanniichuan) and so whenever doused with cold water turns into a female version of himself. Hot water will change him back, but only till the next time he gets splashed with cold water.

So let's say I have a bucket of Spring of Drown Girl water and a bucket of Spring of Drown Man (男溺泉 Nanniichuan). Would you take the ability to change gender? And what would you do while you were the opposite gender? Remember, your 'mind' stays the same (Meaning you only take the physical (Very well built physical) form, you don't get the knowledge of how to be that gender within your culture).

So would you?

In a heartbeat. I'd first test-drive the new body, then go lesbian-bar-hopping. :D
JuNii
07-05-2009, 23:26
In a heartbeat. I'd first test-drive the new body, then go lesbian-bar-hopping. :D

that's what made it so tempting for me...

and it's sad to think that I might be luckier doing that... :(
Hydesland
07-05-2009, 23:30
The anus isn't nearly as disgusting, visually, as the vagina is.

You act as if you've never seen Goatse before.
The Parkus Empire
07-05-2009, 23:31
The anus isn't nearly as disgusting, visually, as the vagina is.

A fleshy aperture is a fleshy aperture.
Hydesland
07-05-2009, 23:33
Also, it's more about the feel than anything else, surely?
The Parkus Empire
07-05-2009, 23:35
Also, it's more about the feel than anything else, surely?

That and the whole picture. I have met few persons who would find a picture of just a breast very arousing.
Getbrett
07-05-2009, 23:36
You act as if you've never seen Goatse before.

No anuses I've ever encountered looked anything like that. Most are simply an innocuous hole.

A fleshy aperture is a fleshy aperture.

True, but the fanny has LIPS. LIPS. LIPS. Far too many flaps.

Also, it's more about the feel than anything else, surely?

I wouldn't know what a vagina feels like, and I have no desire to find out.
Galloism
07-05-2009, 23:38
I wouldn't know what a vagina feels like, and I have no desire to find out.

Oh well. More vaginas for me!
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 00:16
It depends.

1. Could I have sex with myself using a very quick contrast shower?
Probably not, the change seems to be instantanious

2. What would happen to one body after something happens to another one? Would the changes be permanent, or would the bodies reset each time?
Say, if I ripped the hymen as a female, would my male body turn into a gay one?
Well, I don't think being gay works that way, but as for something happening to one body carying over to the other... Well, yes and no. Injuries in the Ranma universe heal at a high rate (It's a comedy after all) so it's hard to actually say. There has been some scenes of injuries staying the same, but as for things like hymens... well, when asked about it the creator famously responded "I don't want to think about it and neither should you."
Ashmoria
08-05-2009, 00:28
**TMI WARNING**

I once went to one of those "Empowerment Workshops" for crunchy feminists, where you talk about the power of your menses and use hand-held mirrors to check out your vaginas, and I ended up pissing people off because I started stretching my labia around to make it look like a funny face down there and then referring to it as "Avril The Bearded Woman" and having it tell jokes.

Screw anybody who can't see how vulvar ventriloquism is empowering.
ohmygod thats funny!

surely someone there laughed.
Muravyets
08-05-2009, 01:27
Cocks look funny. Vaginas look disgusting.
They are not designed for looks. Form follows function.

Unfortunately, being a bonafide fag, I'm biased against both fannies and hentai. Of the real vaginas I've seen, not one looked anything like remotely attractive. They all look like bacon sandwiches with random shrivelled up flappy bits. They look like long-extinct sea creatures. I'd imagine heterosexual sex is akin to penetration of a squid.
As the owner of one such "squid" I'll tell ya, the squid has a good time.

I can't speak for the experience of Little Peter Johnson, however.

And that's why I'm torn about whether I would do the whole gender switch thing. I like being a woman. I hate my period, but I like the rest of it, and I really like the way sex feels. To me, that's really kind of the whole point of the exercise -- the sex. I don't feel any need to be male to get ahead in life or travel freely, etc. It's the sex I'd be curious about. I often wonder what it feels like to be a guy having sex, and what a guy's orgasm feels like.

But I wouldn't want the whole Ranma curse thing. I think my curiosity would be satisfied by just a couple of switches. Then I'm pretty sure I'd want to stay female.

ohmygod thats funny!

surely someone there laughed.
I guess it would depend on the jokes.

Hey, Bottle! What jokes did your vulva tell?
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 01:35
ohmygod thats funny!

surely someone there laughed.
I'm still trying to figure out just how she contorted herself to get her 'beard' in the right area.
Ashmoria
08-05-2009, 01:41
I'm still trying to figure out just how she contorted herself to get her 'beard' in the right area.
youre married. you should test it out.
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 01:44
youre married. you should test it out.
I think I'm going to put that down on my list of suggestions that I SHOULDN'T give my wife. I can already imagine the conversation required to pull it off and it don't look pretty. :wink:
JuNii
08-05-2009, 02:00
I'm still trying to figure out just how she contorted herself to get her 'beard' in the right area.

probably the same way Ace Ventura did it. bending over and 'mooning' the audience.
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 02:21
true, if you don't care about rumors of your recent 'change'.
Rumors? People will think they're losing their memory, and that's it. No one is actually going to even start getting suspicious unless witnessing it directly a few times. Suspension of disbelief doesn't work remotely as easily IRL as in movies. It especially doesn't work if you create a good legend for who the female and the male form are.

(And believing in a Floating Spaghetti Monster somewhere out there isn't the same as believing that something you've never expected happened right beside you.)

Furthermore, as 99.9% haven't watched Ranma, and out of these 0.1%, at least 95% aren't such big fans of it, they won't have an idea of what to suspect. Shapeshifting will be way down on the list of even supernatural suspicions. Suspicion will start with ghosts perhaps. But it won't set anytime soon.
Ryadn
08-05-2009, 02:27
Verrrry very tragic story. Happn over 100 years ago...

I spent the parts of high school when I should have been experimenting with drugs and sex watching Ranma.

TO THE QUESTION: If I could turn into a man at will, I would have tons and tons of gay sex, just like I do in my dreams.
Ryadn
08-05-2009, 02:29
Ability to switch essentially at will (Unless you live someplace stupid, like the sahara) included? Sure.

... The pool orgies you could arrange.

OH MY GOD!

Pool... hot tub... pool... hot tub... my brain just overloaded.
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 02:38
There has been some scenes of injuries staying the same, but as for things like hymens... well, when asked about it the creator famously responded "I don't want to think about it and neither should you."
Well yeah. You shouldn't if you're not going to try it out on yourself.


Probably not, the change seems to be instantanious
What if there's not enough headroom for a male where you're standing as a female, and you suddenly turn male?

Do you transcend the walls, bounce between "in the ceiling" and "in the floor", or collide with the ceiling at the speed of light, turning into a flash of photons?
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 02:40
I think I'm going to put that down on my list of suggestions that I SHOULDN'T give my wife. I can already imagine the conversation required to pull it off and it don't look pretty. :wink:

Nihongo de, koko ni sore wo kakimasen ka? :D
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 02:42
Well yeah. You shouldn't if you're not going to try it out on yourself.



What if there's not enough headroom for a male where you're standing as a female, and you suddenly turn male?

Do you transcend the walls, bounce between "in the ceiling" and "in the floor", or collide with the ceiling at the speed of light, turning into a flash of photons?
You conk yourself out when you rapidly hit the ceiling.

Of course, again, this being a comedy, it's usually used for comedic effects when one of the people with anime curses suddenly becomes weddged into a tight space, or (In the case of Pantyhose) bursts through whatever he was in when his curse gets activated.
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 02:48
Nihongo de, koko ni sore wo kakimasen ka? :D

Heikoku-kun... Boku no tsuma wa Amerika daigakkuinsei deshita. Eigo to Nihongo o wakarimasu. Kaku to shaberu.
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 02:54
Heikoku-kun... Boku no tsuma wa Amerika daigakkuinsei deshita. Eigo to Nihongo o wakarimasu. Kaku to shaberu.

Hai, demo kimi no tsuma wa kono "website" wo miru ka?
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 03:04
Hai, demo kimi no tsuma wa kono "website" wo miru ka?
Tabun... Sorede chotto abunai ne.
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 03:04
You conk yourself out when you rapidly hit the ceiling.
That's in anime world. In our world, for something to happen instantaneously, it has to happen at the speed of light.

Thus, every kilogram of your flesh that is clipping will produce an explosion equivalent to 22 megatons of TNT, or about 1,100 Hiroshimas.
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 03:08
Tabun... Sorede chotto abunai ne.

Honto ni? De wa, kimi no tsuma wa ano koto wo yomemasu. Kimi wa eigo de ano "hige" no koto wo kaita. :p
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 03:08
That's in anime world. In our world, for something to happen instantaneously, it has to happen at the speed of light.

Thus, every kilogram of your flesh that is clipping will produce an explosion equivalent to 22 megatons of TNT, or about 1,100 Hiroshimas.

You are attempting to define through physics the result of what is essentially a magical transformation of the body, including swapping out all hormones, organs, etc and changing its size while preserving the mind intact.

Please contemplate the mistake you are making.
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 03:09
That's in anime world. In our world, for something to happen instantaneously, it has to happen at the speed of light.

Thus, every kilogram of your flesh that is clipping will produce an explosion equivalent to 22 megatons of TNT, or about 1,100 Hiroshimas.
And in our world, people don't get to change genders with the application of hot and cold water, but thems the premsis that we're working off of so we'll have to use the Ranma rules. :p
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 03:10
You are attempting to define through physics the result of what is essentially a magical transformation of the body, including swapping out all hormones, organs, etc and changing its size while preserving the mind intact.

Please contemplate the mistake you are making.

Oh, the psychology of it is also pretty interesting. A person I know that graduated in Psychology told me that such a transformation - even if it lasted less than a minute - might well make someone psychotic, body identity is so important.
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 03:14
Oh, the psychology of it is also pretty interesting. A person I know that graduated in Psychology told me that such a transformation - even if it lasted less than a minute - might well make someone psychotic, body identity is so important.

Bull honkey. For some anyway.

For me it would just be fabulous. I want to try out being female too. It's not fair that I can't.

Perhaps SCIENCE! shall one day give me the opportunity.
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 03:14
You are attempting to define through physics the result of what is essentially a magical transformation of the body, including swapping out all hormones, organs, etc and changing its size while preserving the mind intact.
Oh, this bit is easy. The soul isn't material, hence, all it needs is to stay connected or reconnect with the new form.

Also, threatening to turn male while cornered and blow the city up = moar fun, and moar anime-liek, too.
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 03:28
You are attempting to define through physics the result of what is essentially a magical transformation of the body, including swapping out all hormones, organs, etc and changing its size while preserving the mind intact.

Please contemplate the mistake you are making.

[Minor threadjack for a question or two]

Kyro, you made a webcomic of NSG? Will other people appear?

Also, uhm, I heard there is an "unmoderated" "generalites" forum...

[/Minor threadjack for a question or two]

Sorry.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 03:37
As someone with penis envy, and also as someone who regularly fantasises about being the one with the cock, I can say that I've thought of this sort of scenario quite a lot.

I agree with Mur'v and Ryadn in that for me, it would be all about the sex!

Minor quibble before I get into that...the OP should have specified that what was changing was sex, not gender, since we're talking about the little bits that dangle or don't, not the socialised roles we fit best into (or not).

Yes! I would fuck men and women. Oral, vaginal, anal, yes please! I would stick my cock into all sorts of things, just to feel it. I doubt I would get tired of touching my wonderful new penis! I'd probably get in trouble for pulling it out and admiring it all the time.

I would not like the feeling of being very vulnerable in that area though. When you get kicked in the box, it hurts...but being kicked in the balls is not something I ever want to experience.

Other than the sex, I don't really have much use for actually being biologically male.
Dyakovo
08-05-2009, 03:39
Funnily enough, no, I'd pass.
I do like penises, I just don't think I'd like one permanently attached.

Just think about it this way Cabra... This would allow you to find out for certain. :D
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 03:39
I would stick my cock into all sorts of things, just to feel it.

I recommend against inserting it into an activated meatgrind*gets shot*
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 03:39
[Minor threadjack for a question or two]

Kyro, you made a webcomic of NSG? Will other people appear?

Also, uhm, I heard there is an "unmoderated" "generalites" forum...

[/Minor threadjack for a question or two]

Sorry.

Generalite Mafia, not NSG. Many people who post on there will appear in time, yes.
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 03:41
Other than the sex, I don't really have much use for actually being biologically male.

It actually makes me wonder if it would be possible to impregnate yourself somehow...turn into a man, ejaculate some sperm, then go back to woman and artificially inseminate.

Doable? :confused:
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 03:43
Generalite Mafia, not NSG. Many people who post on there will appear in time, yes.

>.>

*Registers on Generalite Mafia. Knows he's not old enough there to appear on the comic, but ah well.*

*Ends threadjack*
Neesika
08-05-2009, 03:44
It actually makes me wonder if it would be possible to impregnate yourself somehow...turn into a man, ejaculate some sperm, then go back to woman and artificially inseminate.

Doable? :confused:

Incest!

Or something.

Why would you want to? Part of the fun is seeing how your genes, mixed with someone else's, produces something that you constantly want to strangle, even though it's adorable. You claim the adorable, you blame the strangle-worthy behaviour on the other gene donor. If it's all you, who do you blame?
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 03:45
Incest!
Or something.
No incest. Cloning.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 03:46
I recommend against inserting it into an activated meatgrind*gets shot*

No, if I were a man, I'd be a pussy and would avoid pain like crazy. So I'd stick my cock into things like a tub of margaine, maybe some jello, I'd oil it up, I'd rub it, try a warm apple pie, you know. Just to see.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 03:46
No incest. Cloning.

The whole point of cloning is to avoid the messy secretions of sex.

Who would want to clone when you can messily secrete?
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 03:47
Incest!

Or something.

Why would you want to? Part of the fun is seeing how your genes, mixed with someone else's, produces something that you constantly want to strangle, even though it's adorable. You claim the adorable, you blame the strangle-worthy behaviour on the other gene donor. If it's all you, who do you blame?

It was just a thought.
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 03:57
No, if I were a man, I'd be a pussy and would avoid pain like crazy. So I'd stick my cock into things like a tub of margaine, maybe some jello, I'd oil it up, I'd rub it, try a warm apple pie, you know. Just to see.

So... An apple pie might one day show up at a social worker's office telling about how violated it feels, if you ever get your hands on water that makes you change genders according to the temperature of the next dousings of water that hit you?

That's what you're saying?
Hydesland
08-05-2009, 03:59
I do not possess any identifiable gender and thus no corresponding opposite gender.
Hydesland
08-05-2009, 04:02
OK in all seriousness, I'd probably spend all day in bed shoving things up my vagina and fondling my new breasts. Damn, that would be a perfect life: smoking weed, playing video games, and playing with my new vagina and breasts.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 04:12
OK in all seriousness, I'd probably spend all day in bed shoving things up my vagina and fondling my new breasts. Damn, that would be a perfect life: smoking weed, playing video games, and playing with my new vagina and breasts.

Except it's always more fun when someone does those things for you.
Hydesland
08-05-2009, 04:19
Except it's always more fun when someone does those things for you.

Sure, but it would have to be another woman (I'm not gay, and assuming I don't start becoming sexually attracted to men, I definitely do not want a penis inside me).
Neesika
08-05-2009, 04:21
Sure, but it would have to be another woman (I'm not gay, and assuming I don't start becoming sexually attracted to men, I definitely do not want a penis inside me).

Wtf? I don't understand that at all. You wouldn't want to know how awesome it feels for a woman to be fucked by a guy who knows what he's doing? Tsk. Pointless.

Also, that apple pie would never get a chance to squeal. I have no issue with eating the evidence.
Muravyets
08-05-2009, 04:23
Wtf? I don't understand that at all. You wouldn't want to know how awesome it feels for a woman to be fucked by a guy who knows what he's doing? Tsk. Pointless.

Also, that apple pie would never get a chance to squeal. I have no issue with eating the evidence.
Seriously, what would be the point then? I'm not even remotely lesbian, but I like penises and the guys who have them so much, that if I switched, I'd definitely fuck women just so I can know what guys experience when they do it.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 04:25
Seriously, what would be the point then? I'm not even remotely lesbian, but I like penises and the guys who have them so much, that if I switched, I'd definitely fuck women just so I can know what guys experience when they do it.
Exactly! It would be awesome to really know how it feels from both perspectives. It would make your 'regular' sex that much hotter, knowing how it's feeling for the other person, etc. Also, vaginas are great...sticking my fingers (and sometimes fist) in them is nice enough...having a giant clit I could stick in there would ROCK!
Hydesland
08-05-2009, 04:25
Wtf? I don't understand that at all.


Sexuality is not something that can be rationalised. I have no desire at all to be fucked by a man, and unless my sexuality changes along with my gender, that lack of desire will remain.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 04:27
Sexuality is not something that can be rationalised. I have no desire at all to be fucked by a man, and unless my sexuality changes along with my gender, that lack of desire will remain.

Have any women here said that because of their sexuality, they wouldn't stick their new dick in a woman?

I think it's about more than just sexual orientation.
Hydesland
08-05-2009, 04:30
Have any women here said that because of their sexuality, they wouldn't stick their new dick in a woman?

I think it's about more than just sexual orientation.

I would have a lesbian with a strap on maybe, but not a dude, I don't want to share a bed with a naked man. Whatever it is, it's not a rational choice, it's merely a basic desire you either have, or don't have. I don't have it.
Neesika
08-05-2009, 04:35
Fair enough.
Muravyets
08-05-2009, 04:36
Exactly! It would be awesome to really know how it feels from both perspectives. It would make your 'regular' sex that much hotter, knowing how it's feeling for the other person, etc. Also, vaginas are great...sticking my fingers (and sometimes fist) in them is nice enough...having a giant clit I could stick in there would ROCK!
Long story that's really boring and nerdy, so I'll skip it, but the relevant part is that a question was recently raised about sex with telepaths (no, really, I'm not going to recount the convo; it was embarrassingly dull). And it got me wondering how much of a trip it would be if you could feel what's happening to your body and your lover's body at the same time. I can't decide if that would be good or bad, as in too distracting.
Non Aligned States
08-05-2009, 04:40
Do you transcend the walls, bounce between "in the ceiling" and "in the floor", or collide with the ceiling at the speed of light, turning into a flash of photons?

The additional mass converts directly to energy and the resulting release of photons and thermal energy breaks you and everything in a 50km radius into their component atoms.

For that matter, the act of lightspeed transformation should create so much frictional energy with the local atmosphere that your expanding body structure would liquefy before exploding in a rapidly expanding cloud of superheated gas while setting the atmosphere alight. You'd burn very brightly for about all 0.002 seconds as the core of a cheap lightspeed kinetic kill weapon. *nods*
Neesika
08-05-2009, 04:41
Long story that's really boring and nerdy, so I'll skip it, but the relevant part is that a question was recently raised about sex with telepaths (no, really, I'm not going to recount the convo; it was embarrassingly dull). And it got me wondering how much of a trip it would be if you could feel what's happening to your body and your lover's body at the same time. I can't decide if that would be good or bad, as in too distracting.

Yeah, also something I've thought about. I agree with the too distracting part...it might be problematic. On the other hand, whew...feedback loop, because it's such a turn on to know how turned on the other person is, and if they were that way too, then they'd get even more turned on with you knowing, and you'd feel that and up, up, up...

What I love about really, really good sex is the way that even while you are wholly in your own body at that moment, you're also so awesomely connected to someone else in a way that you don't really get to experience otherwise...maybe in a really intense fight.

Anyway, telepaths, yes...well you couldn't have sex with someone you weren't really into because it would be obvious, and you couldn't remain bad in bed, because it would sap your own enjoyment.
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 04:52
Wtf? I don't understand that at all. You wouldn't want to know how awesome it feels for a woman to be fucked by a guy who knows what he's doing? Tsk. Pointless.


Yeah, really. If I'm going to change, I want the full experience.
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 05:01
For that matter, the act of lightspeed transformation should create so much frictional energy with the local atmosphere that your expanding body structure would liquefy before exploding in a rapidly expanding cloud of superheated gas while setting the atmosphere alight. You'd burn very brightly for about all 0.002 seconds as the core of a cheap lightspeed kinetic kill weapon. *nods*
The local atmosphere would likely be just integrated into the expanded body. It's not a simply mechanical velocity anymore, no regular friction here.
NERVUN
08-05-2009, 05:22
I would have a lesbian with a strap on maybe, but not a dude, I don't want to share a bed with a naked man. Whatever it is, it's not a rational choice, it's merely a basic desire you either have, or don't have. I don't have it.
One of the reasons I would go for it would be to see how my orientation changes because of my body. I mean, I'm, if you pardon the expression, straight as an arrow, but if I was in a female body, would that translate into finding men attractive or would I still not have any sexual desires towards them? Even more so, if I could convince my wife to change genders (Which would probably be fairly easy given that she still is complaining that its not fair that I can't be pregnant and get to have the joys of that), would I still find her desierable?

There's a number of nature vs nurture questions and questions about the biological components of homosexuality that can be answered.
Trotskylvania
08-05-2009, 06:29
Fuck yeah. The sheer prank value alone is more than worth the discomfort and embarrassment.
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 06:50
Just to point out, the change may not be THAT instant. It may well be in a speed that makes it SEEM instant, but many things are and not all of them are light speed, or even super-sonic speed.

Holy crap, I'm actually discussing this.
Heinleinites
08-05-2009, 07:01
I'd probably wind up sitting at home playing with my breasts all day.

I'm going to have to go with this. That, and never having to pay for a drink again.
Cabra West
08-05-2009, 08:32
not permament. only untill you get dowsed with hot water.


Yes, but knowing my luck the kettle won't work when I want to change back....
SaintB
08-05-2009, 08:38
I love being a GUY!
Eofaerwic
08-05-2009, 09:30
Oh, the psychology of it is also pretty interesting. A person I know that graduated in Psychology told me that such a transformation - even if it lasted less than a minute - might well make someone psychotic, body identity is so important.

I'd say it would be situation dependant. At first probably not - if you ended up stuck in the wrong body/gender for a long time it would cause significant psychological distress (as I'm sure some of our trans people on the board can attest). But I wouldn't necessarily say it would cause a psychotic break, though depending how it happened it could be quite traumatic.

Wtf? I don't understand that at all. You wouldn't want to know how awesome it feels for a woman to be fucked by a guy who knows what he's doing? Tsk. Pointless.


Ah, but getting fucked by a women who knows what they're doing with a strap on is even better :D

I would have a lesbian with a strap on maybe, but not a dude, I don't want to share a bed with a naked man. Whatever it is, it's not a rational choice, it's merely a basic desire you either have, or don't have. I don't have it.

Exactly the reasons why I'm a lesbian - you know maybe I'll have to use the whole 'what happened if you changed sex would you sleep with another man?' argument on people when they try and tell me my sexuality is a choice. Thanks for that Hydes :D
Jordaxia
08-05-2009, 09:44
I'd say it would be situation dependant. At first probably not - if you ended up stuck in the wrong body/gender for a long time it would cause significant psychological distress (as I'm sure some of our trans people on the board can attest). But I wouldn't necessarily say it would cause a psychotic break, though depending how it happened it could be quite traumatic.


Aye. Though there's a few things to be considered. Transpeople are brought up with the body incongruous to our minds. We have it before we're even aware we have it, and when we become aware, it's more of a gnawing feeling that 'this is not right' that builds and builds until it's overwhelming. It leads to an absolutely huge amount of distress - but I could imagine that an instantaneous, unwanted transformation could really fuck up someones sense of self. I'd be hesitant to say it could make someone instantly psychotic though it would probably be... 'highly unpleasant'. However, if you wanted it and were prepared for it, then I don't think it'd cause much distress beyond an immediate 'this is really weird'. But damnit, I'm not a doctor!
Eofaerwic
08-05-2009, 09:51
Aye. Though there's a few things to be considered. Transpeople are brought up with the body incongruous to our minds. We have it before we're even aware we have it, and when we become aware, it's more of a gnawing feeling that 'this is not right' that builds and builds until it's overwhelming. It leads to an absolutely huge amount of distress - but I could imagine that an instantaneous, unwanted transformation could really fuck up someones sense of self. I'd be hesitant to say it could make someone instantly psychotic though it would probably be... 'highly unpleasant'. However, if you wanted it and were prepared for it, then I don't think it'd cause much distress beyond an immediate 'this is really weird'. But damnit, I'm not a doctor!

I'm not a clinical psychologist (I specialise in forensic and social) but yes I'd say instant and unexpected transformation would probably cause significant trauma - not render you psychotic but could very well lead to PTSD. The thing is human's are surprisingly resilient - the experience may be traumatic, but once that's been dealt with (and some will deal with trauma better than others), you'll probably be left with the 'this is not right' feeling you describe unless you can find a way to turn back.

If it was temporary and expected however I imagine it wouldn't cause any real significant issues - though it would probably take some getting used to. Issues would build up however if you couldn't turn back. Essentially there are two parts to the issue: the transformation and the actual experience of being in a different body. Each has it's own psychological issues.
Hamilay
08-05-2009, 11:08
What makes you think you'd be hot?

I believe this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttractiveBentGender) needs to be invoked, if it hasn't been already.
Ifreann
08-05-2009, 11:21
**TMI WARNING**

I once went to one of those "Empowerment Workshops" for crunchy feminists, where you talk about the power of your menses and use hand-held mirrors to check out your vaginas, and I ended up pissing people off because I started stretching my labia around to make it look like a funny face down there and then referring to it as "Avril The Bearded Woman" and having it tell jokes.

Screw anybody who can't see how vulvar ventriloquism is empowering.
Hey, the Puppetry of the Penis guys turn playing with their manbits into a profitable show. You should go on the road with your vulvar ventriloquism.
I believe this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttractiveBentGender) needs to be invoked, if it hasn't been already.

I should have known such a trope would exist. Le sigh.
Bottle
08-05-2009, 11:37
Hey, Bottle! What jokes did your vulva tell?
I assure you it was an entirely high-brow routine that did not, at any point, degenerate into "Nom nom! Feminist vageen has teef and is coming for your jerbs!"
Peepelonia
08-05-2009, 12:14
Fabulous.

Bwhahahahahahah! Shit that's funny!:D
Peepelonia
08-05-2009, 12:15
I don't think I'd enjoy it. Vaginas look really gruesome. I wouldn't wish the gash on anyone.

Man, no, they are in fact quite beautiful!
Bottle
08-05-2009, 12:38
Man, no, they are in fact quite beautiful!
Although...why should we have to argue this?

Can you imagine if somebody said, for instance, "Nappy hair is gruesome, I wouldn't wish that on anybody!" Or "Big Jewish noses are gruesome!" Or "Slanty eyes are gruesome!"

Rather than trying to argue that those traits are perceived as beautiful by others, we'd mostly all just identify the actual problem (i.e. the person saying such idiocy is being a douche and a racist) and tell the offender to grow up.
Vault 10
08-05-2009, 16:04
I'm not a clinical psychologist (I specialise in forensic and social) but yes I'd say instant and unexpected transformation would probably cause significant trauma - not render you psychotic but could very well lead to PTSD.
Depends... There are millions of people on the internet pretending to be the opposite gender. The transsexual issues rather rise from being locked in for life, so unless you're sure it's for life - may be tolerable.

There's a more important problem than any traumas-shraumas, however. Since this new female body has never existed before, it doesn't have any life! It doesn't have any ID, any papers, any friends or parents. In effect, you've become an illegal immigrant. And that sucks way more than being transgender.
Jordaxia
08-05-2009, 16:42
Depends... There are millions of people on the internet pretending to be the opposite gender. The transsexual issues rather rise from being locked in for life, so unless you're sure it's for life - may be tolerable.


Slight nitpick - it's not necessarily for the -rest- of your life, but having been trapped so thus far, and that the situation may not change for some time. Once transition has begun many of the tensions can evaporate. Not all, and certainly not for everyone. That said, the long term psychological impacts can often continue to hurt long after gender, sex, and the expression thereof have been reconciled. And it should go without saying I'm just speaking for myself here.
JuNii
08-05-2009, 17:52
I assure you it was an entirely high-brow routine that did not, at any point, degenerate into "Nom nom! Feminist vageen has teef and is coming for your jerbs!"

... a new Genre of Porn has been born! the Pornographic Stand UP!

If you ever do record a routine... I'd buy a copy!
Poliwanacraca
08-05-2009, 18:11
I assure you it was an entirely high-brow routine that did not, at any point, degenerate into "Nom nom! Feminist vageen has teef and is coming for your jerbs!"

....*dies laughing* :D
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 18:15
Since this new female body has never existed before, it doesn't have any life! It doesn't have any ID, any papers, any friends or parents. In effect, you've become an illegal immigrant. And that sucks way more than being transgender.

Magic can, sometimes, adjust for paradox.
Muravyets
08-05-2009, 18:16
I assure you it was an entirely high-brow routine that did not, at any point, degenerate into "Nom nom! Feminist vageen has teef and is coming for your jerbs!"
I guess the crunchier the feminist, the less they appreciate good old Freud. ;) :D
JuNii
08-05-2009, 18:26
There's a more important problem than any traumas-shraumas, however. Since this new female body has never existed before, it doesn't have any life! It doesn't have any ID, any papers, any friends or parents. In effect, you've become an illegal immigrant. And that sucks way more than being transgender.

hence why you can 'change back'. ;)
NERVUN
09-05-2009, 00:29
I assure you it was an entirely high-brow routine that did not, at any point, degenerate into "Nom nom! Feminist vageen has teef and is coming for your jerbs!"
You know, I think I saw a really bad British softcore pr0n with that as a storyline.
Skallvia
09-05-2009, 00:34
I'd probably wind up sitting at home playing with my breasts all day.

This, although Id probably play with other things as well, lol^^^

Id probably just carry flasks with different temp water so I could change based on who i needed to fuck with at the current time, lol...
Tmutarakhan
09-05-2009, 01:03
There's a straight boy that I have always loved. Maybe if I were a woman for a day I might get a chance.
Flammable Ice
09-05-2009, 02:26
I don't really see the appeal of having the opposite gender's body.
Technonaut
09-05-2009, 03:39
I don't really see the appeal of having the opposite gender's body.

Well there lies your problem, others apparently think it would be a fine time being the opposite gender.