NationStates Jolt Archive


No Duke Nukem fer you.....

Nodinia
07-05-2009, 12:36
Veteran games developer 3D Realms has closed down because of a lack of funds.

Founded in 1987, the firm popularised the concept of shareware gaming and produced the seminal Duke Nukem and Wolfenstein 3D first-person shooters.

The company was working on a follow-up title, Duke Nukem Forever, which after being in development for 12 years has become the object of industry derision.

Publisher Take-Two says it will no longer fund development of the game but retains rights to the title.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8037688.stm

Hopefully they'll give the go-ahead to some shower who'll do it well in two or three years......
Eofaerwic
07-05-2009, 12:39
What, you mean Duke Nukem Forever isn't coming out next year? :eek:

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
Hairless Kitten
07-05-2009, 12:40
Duke Nukem For Never is one of the nicest piece of vaporware (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaporware).
Urghu
07-05-2009, 12:51
Well, that was unexpected *irony*
Nodinia
07-05-2009, 12:53
I remember them saying they had to redesign levels after the whole NYC thing.....and I believed them. Bastards..........
Hairless Kitten
07-05-2009, 12:55
I remember them saying they had to redesign levels after the whole NYC thing.....and I believed them. Bastards..........

At least they had your attention :)
Urghu
07-05-2009, 13:14
Since I never played any Duke Nukem-games I didn't really care about it, and the last years the games has been a joke. If it ever got released I doubt it would be to good. Games like that don't age well.
Truly Blessed
07-05-2009, 13:18
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8037688.stm

Hopefully they'll give the go-ahead to some shower who'll do it well in two or three years......

Yeah they are just waiting for ID to buy them out. I think ID should, you can never have too many programmers. Duke was pretty cool in the day.
Nodinia
07-05-2009, 13:25
Yeah they are just waiting for ID to buy them out. I think ID should, you can never have too many programmers. Duke was pretty cool in the day.

It was indeedy. I spent far too fucking long at it. And it had replay value too, which something I don't find with most games...even the ones I rate highly.
Truly Blessed
07-05-2009, 13:30
It was indeedy. I spent far too fucking long at it. And it had replay value too, which something I don't find with most games...even the ones I rate highly.

It kind of had a little sense of humor that maybe Quake or Doom lacked. Maybe it was the cheesy lines but it seemed to make feel like an action movie.
Nodinia
07-05-2009, 13:37
It kind of had a little sense of humor that maybe Quake or Doom lacked. Maybe it was the cheesy lines but it seemed to make feel like an action movie.


Yep. There was a lot to it too, in terms size of levels, variety in types of enemies, weapons. Despite the fact it was funny, it was still intense.

I still remember certain parts - it took ages for it to dawn on me what the van was about, on the TV in the bar.

The porno theatre/peepshow was hilarious too.....
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 13:48
Duke Nukem Forever could still come out....it could!
Pure Metal
07-05-2009, 16:03
that is kind of a shame, cos Forever would probably have been cool. the old Duke Nukems were awesome. as long as the new game had strippers you could pay to flash their tits, it would have been just like old times...
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 16:06
as long as the new game had strippers you could pay to flash their tits, it would have been just like old times...

Damn, now I wanna download the original. Hey, if 3D Realms are out of business, does that make it abandonware? Or is that something different?
South Lorenya
07-05-2009, 16:06
Hey! In 2300 AD when they're repairing Robo to help fight Lavos, Doan and the other NPCs were busy watching the headlines on how Duke Nukem Forever's (supposedly) six months from release! :p
G3N13
07-05-2009, 16:11
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DNF dnf :(
Londim
07-05-2009, 16:31
"My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"

Sleep well sweet prince...
greed and death
07-05-2009, 16:33
I remember them saying they had to redesign levels after the whole NYC thing.....and I believed them. Bastards..........

I saw the alpha for that. half of the game involved shooting things in or outside of the world trade centers.
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 16:37
I saw the alpha for that. half of the game involved shooting things in or outside of the world trade centers.

Ouch. Not surprised they had to do a big rework on that.
Pirated Corsairs
07-05-2009, 16:48
Duke One-Liners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66Wza1Ka-w)
*sniff*
Duke, you shall not be forgotten.
Heikoku 2
07-05-2009, 17:56
Okay, is there ANYONE expecting or even caring about Duke Nukem For Never at this point? :p
Ifreann
07-05-2009, 18:24
Okay, is there ANYONE expecting or even caring about Duke Nukem For Never at this point? :p

I want a new Duke game :(
Chernobyl-Pripyat
07-05-2009, 19:27
"My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"

Sleep well sweet prince...

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of gum.."

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."


So many one liners, he had to take from movies :p
Conserative Morality
07-05-2009, 20:25
I'm shocked. :rolleyes: However, I doubt Duke is dead. Someone will either buy the property and fuck it up, or make a sequel worth it's title!:D
South Lorenya
07-05-2009, 21:00
Okay, is there ANYONE expecting or even caring about Duke Nukem For Never at this point? :p

Of course some people do! Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel...
Call to power
07-05-2009, 21:58
they really don't make games like that anymore

dammit let rockstar do it I'm sure it won't be another bully
Fartsniffage
07-05-2009, 22:05
Someone will pick it up.

No game series that had an alien jerking off in a booth to human porn will ever be allowed to die.
Pure Metal
08-05-2009, 00:28
Damn, now I wanna download the original.

woot for pixelated boobies! ;)

Duke One-Liners (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66Wza1Ka-w)
*sniff*
Duke, you shall not be forgotten.

awww, so awesome *teary eyed nostalgia*
greed and death
08-05-2009, 00:29
Ouch. Not surprised they had to do a big rework on that.

Yet another thing the terrorist took from us.
Better Bomb Iran to make me feel better.
The Parkus Empire
08-05-2009, 00:35
Duke Nukem Forever = Duke Nukem: Rogue Agent.
Kyronea
08-05-2009, 01:26
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8037688.stm

Hopefully they'll give the go-ahead to some shower who'll do it well in two or three years......

Apogee is shutting down?!

How cruel life is...

EDIT: Oh, no, wait, I reread the article and it seems they're not. Just 3D Realms.

Eh. They can go. I was never a fan of Duke Nukem anyway.
Pirated Corsairs
08-05-2009, 01:33
Apogee is shutting down?!

How cruel life is...

EDIT: Oh, no, wait, I reread the article and it seems they're not. Just 3D Realms.

Eh. They can go. I was never a fan of Duke Nukem anyway.

:eek:

heretic!
Saige Dragon
08-05-2009, 04:34
Eh. They can go. I was never a fan of Duke Nukem anyway.

In the words of the great Duke Nukem, "Eat shit and die."


I think I may just have to go play Duke Nukem 3D now. :tongue:
King Arthur the Great
08-05-2009, 05:48
Eh, why am I totally unsurprised?
Heikoku 2
08-05-2009, 06:04
:eek:

heretic!

Heretic I like. Kevin Schilder was a great choice.