NationStates Jolt Archive

But other traditions, such as regarding casual sex as a Bad Thing, might have been good ideas. Femminists and homosexuals have long attacked the traditional "nuclear family" as being oppressive. But since the 1960's we have witnessed a dramatic increase in divorce rates, illegitimate children, single-parent households, and violent crime. So maybe we should have left the nuclear family alone?

Or maybe not. Maybe these things are unrelated. Maybe they would have happened anyway. Maybe we didn't attack the traditional family enough to prevent this from happening. I don't know.

Mustoria is right here. Today, I was out in my domestic minivan with my female heterosexual wife. We were on our way to a family activity, court ordered family counseling because I, as the moral and spiritual leader of our household, stabbed Enrique, our pool boy, with a maragarita stirror when I found out our youngest might be his.

To pass the time, I led my family in an important discussion about how we, the straight nuclear family, have long been attacked by feminists and gays. I pointed out that its the feminists that force Mommy to work as a real estate agent, and that's how she met Enrique. If Mommy had been in the home, where she belongs, she'd never have been the sweaty recepticle of vigorous Guatemalan seed.

Further, its the gays that have assaulted us, time and again, telling us how oppressive we are. I remember when we were at Eric and Ivan's oscar party, when I thought they were brothers, they kept going on about how nuclear proliferation was bad. Well, fuck those two queers. This nuclear family is tired of being attacked.

What say you, nationstates? Are we straight nuclear families going to continue to allow ourselves to be attacked by feminists and gays?

Are we straight nuclear families going to continue to allow ourselves to be attacked by feminists and gays?

You should do.

Damn Nuclear families, if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have to worry about global Thermonuclear warfare. :mad:

Bah, nuclear power is bad! So go away nuclear family!

Let's put the nuclear families on reservations, like the American Indian. Then, generations from now, they can have thriving casino businesses.

Is segregation / quarantine such a bad thing?

Somehow, attacking something nuclear doesn't promise a good chance of staying alive.

Farewell sweet princes.

Maybe Nuclear Families have a short half-life.

Time for Solar Families!

Let's put the nuclear families on reservations, like the American Indian. Then, generations from now, they can have thriving casino businesses.

Is segregation / quarantine such a bad thing?

Yeah, lets find a nice place for them...huummm. How about Antarctica? There they can live according to their traditions.

Maybe Nuclear Families have a short half-life.

Time for Solar Families!

The Solar families are not effective enough and can never replace nuclear families. Also, they have a tendency to go somewhere were the sun don't shine.

The Solar families are not effective enough and can never replace nuclear families. Also, they have a tendency to go somewhere were the sun don't shine.

But that can be solved by the government heavily subsidizing them and strapping them to the roof. :)

But that can be solved by the government heavily subsidizing them and strapping them to the roof. :)

The government should not spend money subsidizing. Let the private industry sort out and then everything will be just dandy.

Yeah, lets find a nice place for them...huummm. How about Antarctica? There they can live according to their traditions.

Hah! You want them to die. You miserable piece of trash.

If I had written, "Let's segregate all the infected AIDS people from the healthy population", you'd probably have thrown a hissy-fit!

The government should not spend money subsidizing. Let the private industry sort out and then everything will be just dandy.

Stop attacking the Solar Family! :(

Hah! You want them to die. You miserable piece of trash.

If I had written, "Let's segregate all the infected AIDS people from the healthy population", you'd probably have thrown a hissy-fit!

Yeah, cause I live in a standard family, my father and mother still live together and most of my friends live in "nuclear" family. I just want a free trip to Antarctica, that's all.

Maybe Nuclear Families have a short half-life.

Time for Solar Families!

What about the Wind Family? You've got to admire a unit held together by nothing except a common love of baked beans.

Hah! You want them to die. You miserable piece of trash.

If I had written, "Let's segregate all the infected AIDS people from the healthy population", you'd probably have thrown a hissy-fit!

You do know that this is a a doubled-standard liberal forum? Yeah, he can get away with his evil posts because the mods hate family and love abortion. We are all sinners, but this forum is proud of it.

BTW: The local Communist mods consider it flaming to call someone a "miserable piece of trash"--just so you know.

I don't think that a high divorce rate is necessarily a bad thing. I mean, so it means that people are bad at choosing life partners, but people have always been bad at choosing life partners (especially when they got married in their teens). If people think they are compatible and then either grow apart or otherwise find out they're not (i.e. he thinks it's ok to put his fist to her face every time she's late with dinner) then it's probably better that they go their separate ways.

What about the Wind Family? You've got to admire a unit held together by nothing except a common love of baked beans.

Not to mention the way they hold hands and spin in circles. :)

You do know that this is a a doubled-standard liberal forum, right? Yeah, he can get away his evil posts because the mods hate family and love abortion. We are all sinners, but this forum is proud of it.

BTW: The local Communist mods consider it flaming to call someone a "miserable piece of trash"--just so you know.

Yeah, I know. I just don't want the Left to get complacent.

Damn, I thought I was being polite by not using my first choice of words.

I don't think that a high divorce rate is necessarily a bad thing. I mean, so it means that people are bad at choosing life partners, but people have always been bad at choosing life partners (especially when they got married in their teens). If people think they are compatible and then either grow apart or otherwise find out they're not (i.e. he thinks it's ok to put his fist to her face every time she's late with dinner) then it's probably better that they go their separate ways.

^This

What about the Wind Family? You've got to admire a unit held together by nothing except a common love of baked beans.

Personally, I like the Geothermal Family. Then, when times are tough, you can sacrifice a family member to the volcano.

I have the Cold Fusion family. Sometimes it produces energy and other times we deny that it exists.

I prefer the tradition that exist in the coal and petrolium families.

I don't have a problem with nuclear families - just the families that think they're better than everyone else and should be allowed to dictate what's right and wrong in other families.

I prefer the tradition that exist in the coal and petrolium families.

They pollute to much, and they are not in unlimited supply.

What about the Wind Family? You've got to admire a unit held together by nothing except a common love of baked beans.

What about Fission Nuclear families? Aren't they getting a bad rap from the vocal Fusion Nuclear familes?

I don't think that a high divorce rate is necessarily a bad thing. I mean, so it means that people are bad at choosing life partners, but people have always been bad at choosing life partners (especially when they got married in their teens). If people think they are compatible and then either grow apart or otherwise find out they're not (i.e. he thinks it's ok to put his fist to her face every time she's late with dinner) then it's probably better that they go their separate ways.

Yes. This.

I come from a nuclear family. As someone said, you don't last long if you go up against something nuclear.

I come from a nuclear family. As someone said, you don't last long if you go up against something nuclear.

A nuclear family arms race?

Mustoria is right here. Today, I was out in my domestic minivan with my female heterosexual wife. We were on our way to a family activity, court ordered family counseling because I, as the moral and spiritual leader of our household, stabbed Enrique, our pool boy, with a maragarita stirror when I found out our youngest might be his.

To pass the time, I led my family in an important discussion about how we, the straight nuclear family, have long been attacked by feminists and gays. I pointed out that its the feminists that force Mommy to work as a real estate agent, and that's how she met Enrique. If Mommy had been in the home, where she belongs, she'd never have been the sweaty recepticle of vigorous Guatemalan seed.

Further, its the gays that have assaulted us, time and again, telling us how oppressive we are. I remember when we were at Eric and Ivan's oscar party, when I thought they were brothers, they kept going on about how nuclear proliferation was bad. Well, fuck those two queers. This nuclear family is tired of being attacked.

What say you, nationstates? Are we straight nuclear families going to continue to allow ourselves to be attacked by feminists and gays?

You'd better be having a little laugh here.

The sad thing is that a few people actually believe that sort of tripe, which makes in no laughing matter - if only for the harm they do to others.

This is the funniest topic I've seen in a very long time. I am in hysterics. No one can take this tripe seriously, it seems. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
On a more serious note: *whacks "pro family" people with broom* shoo!

You'd better be having a little laugh here.

The sad thing is that a few people actually believe that sort of tripe, which makes in no laughing matter - if only for the harm they do to others.

I'd better? Or else what?

I'm already being attacked, as a member of a nuclear family, by gays and feminists, apparently.

Fuckers are stealthy like ninjas, too, 'cause I'm not even sure what they're doing.

I'd better? Or else what?

I'm already being attacked, as a member of a nuclear family, by gays and feminists, apparently.

Fuckers are stealthy like ninjas, too, 'cause I'm not even sure what they're doing.

The feminists are making noises, and distracting you with shiny things, in a similary fashion to jiggling one's keys in front of a cat. Why are they doing this? To distract you from the real threat? What is the real threat?

Well, let's just say you shouldn't be bending over any time soon...

I'd better? Or else what?

I'm already being attacked, as a member of a nuclear family, by gays and feminists, apparently.

Fuckers are stealthy like ninjas, too, 'cause I'm not even sure what they're doing.

It is well known fact that feminist and gays originated in Japan from ninja families. My source is the internet, if you look there you will see my proof.

The feminists are making noises, and distracting you with shiny things, in a similary fashion to jiggling one's keys in front of a cat. Why are they doing this? To distract you from the real threat? What is the real threat?

Well, let's just say you shouldn't be bending over any time soon...

And since they are holding the keys so low you have to bend over...