NationStates Jolt Archive


what would make you waterboard someone else.

greed and death
02-05-2009, 04:53
So lets say you were in the position of authority over someone. And there would be a benefit to water boarding them(real or imagined) They do not consent to be water boarded.

What would it take for you to water board them ?
Jordaxia
02-05-2009, 04:55
Honestly? Coercion. I don't believe it would yield useful information, but I'm not enough of a liar to say I wouldn't do it if there was someone standing behind me promising me vast amounts of pain if I didn't do it. But it would at least take a fair amount of coercion. Like I wouldn't do it if they said I couldn't have sausages for a week.
greed and death
02-05-2009, 04:56
Honestly? Coercion. I don't believe it would yield useful information, but I'm not enough of a liar to say I wouldn't do it if there was someone standing behind me promising me vast amounts of pain if I didn't do it. But it would at least take a fair amount of coercion. Like I wouldn't do it if they said I couldn't have sausages for a week.

Didn't think of that one poll is already made.
Skallvia
02-05-2009, 04:57
If they were into that sort of thing, :wink:
greed and death
02-05-2009, 04:58
If they were into that sort of thing, :wink:

I said not consenting. You vote is declared for Money.
Skallvia
02-05-2009, 04:59
I said not consenting. You vote is declared for Money.

What if theyre into not consenting as well? ;)
Vetalia
02-05-2009, 05:00
I wouldn't. Instead, I would have them tell me the information in exchange for not having their entire family ruthlessly killed while they were forced to watch. Hell, I'd wipe out a thousand of them for every one of my troops or officials killed...
Linker Niederrhein
02-05-2009, 05:00
So lets say you were in the position of authority over someone. And there would be a benefit to water boarding them(real or imagined) They do not consent to be water boarded.

What would it take for you to water board them ?Boredom.
Lacadaemon
02-05-2009, 05:04
Only if it was funny.
greed and death
02-05-2009, 05:06
Only if it was funny.

It is always funny if your the one doing it.
Lacadaemon
02-05-2009, 05:12
It is always funny if your the one doing it.

Maybe if you limit yourself to a few a week. But 10-12 a day and I'm sure the shine wears off.

At any rate, what I meant is doing one that would be funny during, then funny always: like the Pope.
Lacadaemon
02-05-2009, 05:14
Or Noam Chomsky.
Doomtown2
02-05-2009, 05:27
So lets say you were in the position of authority over someone. And there would be a benefit to water boarding them(real or imagined) They do not consent to be water boarded.

What would it take for you to water board them ?

If they happened to be the Jonas Brothers, I would require no provocation.
greed and death
02-05-2009, 05:31
If they happened to be the Jonas Brothers, I would require no provocation.

When would you stop ? when they agreed to never wear the promise rings again or jsut keep water boarding them until they were dry.
VirginiaCooper
02-05-2009, 05:32
I'd do it for money, or to find out info, or to find out what it felt like.
greed and death
02-05-2009, 05:33
so no one who wouldn't do it. NSG fits my ideal then.
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 06:53
so no one who wouldn't do it. NSG fits my ideal then.

There is always viable a reason, like absolute certainty of saving millions of lives.

Money or intelligence sure as fuck would not make me do it, though.
Dyakovo
02-05-2009, 06:55
boredom
greed and death
02-05-2009, 07:04
There is always viable a reason, like absolute certainty of saving millions of lives.

Money or intelligence sure as fuck would not make me do it, though.

how many lives is enough ?
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 07:13
how many lives is enough ?

One, under most circumstances.
Linker Niederrhein
02-05-2009, 09:12
Money or intelligence sure as fuck would not make me do it, though.Not even ONE MILLION DOLLARS?
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 09:36
Lots of money and/or threats.
Rambhutan
02-05-2009, 10:32
Perhaps the poll should have 'following orders' - seems to be the commonest excuse given by people who carry out torture.
New Mitanni
02-05-2009, 15:03
Assuming I were an interrogator with the power to do so, any Moslem terrorist who fell into my hands would be lucky if waterboarding were the extent of it.

If the US didn't have a large percentage of fools, weaklings and self-haters, including the entirety of the present White House regime, this wouldn't even be an issue.

What we should have done from the very beginning was found out what Moslem terrorists fear most, then used that against them, not only to extract intelligence information but to break them, crush them, and destroy their wills. And then made it clear to anyone considering following in their hoofprints that the same thing will happen to them.

What we need is Room 101 for Moslem terrorists.

Instead, the Dark Lord has given them How to Resist Questioning 101. And three traitors and terrorist sympathizers at ABC have Plamed two of their betters.
Yootopia
02-05-2009, 15:06
Anger and boredom combined.
Conserative Morality
02-05-2009, 15:07
Lives, lives of my family. Not so sure if I would do it if it was just my life though...
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 15:09
What we need is Room 101 for Moslem terrorists.

I've heard that they had something along those lines under Bush.
You-Gi-Owe
02-05-2009, 15:18
I would torture someone for information that would save lives.

Maybe I'd also do it because I got really pissed off. Honestly, I need to keep my temper in check.
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 15:27
Not even ONE MILLION DOLLARS?

No.
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 15:28
No.

One billion to waterboard someone who'd killed a baby in front of you?
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 15:30
One billion to waterboard someone who'd killed a baby in front of you?

No. I live in the friggin' U.S.A., where anyone can become rich--provided he is willing to compromise his principles. If I wanted to make money by being an asshole, I would already have started.
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 15:31
No. I live in the friggin' U.S.A., where anyone can become rich--provided he is willing to compromise his principles. If I wanted to make money by being an asshole, I would already have started.

One billion to your preferred charity then?
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 15:32
One billion to your preferred charity then?

Not unless it was absolutely guaranteed to save lives.
Port Arcana
02-05-2009, 15:36
If they believe that "waterboarding is not torture". :rolleyes:
Dyakovo
02-05-2009, 15:37
One billion to waterboard someone?

This would do it for me... A billion dollars is a lot of money
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 15:39
Not unless it was absolutely guaranteed to save lives.

So you wouldn't waterboard someone who'd killed a baby in order for $1 billion to be donated to your preferred charity?
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 15:46
So you wouldn't waterboard someone who'd killed a baby in order for $1 billion to be donated to your preferred charity?

Not unless it would surely save lives; I do not take torture lightly.
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 15:49
Not unless it would surely save lives; I do not take torture lightly.

Neither do I. I don't consider baby murdering and giving $1 billion to charity small things.
Dumb Ideologies
02-05-2009, 15:55
I would waterboardify folks gladly if our brave securitification agencies told me that those folks were tourists with crucial informationings about attacks that would bring great destructification down on our cities and injuries upon incestuous civilians.
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 15:57
Neither do I. I don't consider baby murdering and giving $1 billion to charity small things.

The person's misdeeds would not factor into my choice.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-05-2009, 16:00
I would waterboardify folks gladly if our brave securitification agencies told me that those folks were tourists with crucial informationings about attacks that would bring great destructification down on our cities and injuries upon incestuous civilians.

^this. :D
VirginiaCooper
02-05-2009, 17:18
What we should have done from the very beginning was found out what Moslem terrorists fear most, then used that against them, not only to extract intelligence information but to break them, crush them, and destroy their wills. And then made it clear to anyone considering following in their hoofprints that the same thing will happen to them.
Perhaps they fear one daying having to compensate as much as you for whatever it is you lack?
Marrakech II
02-05-2009, 17:23
I would torture to get information. Waterboarding seems so last year. So I wouldn't go the traditional route of directly torturing the person however would go after his/her family if that were possible. This would be on the condition that doing this torture was to get vital information in war time. Some times you got to do bad things to save lives.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-05-2009, 17:40
No. I live in the friggin' U.S.A., where anyone can become rich--provided he is willing to compromise his principles. If I wanted to make money by being an asshole, I would already have started.
If this were true, everyone in the USA would be a millionaire.
What if I offered you a million dollars and a sandwich? It is a very good sandwich, spicy barbecue with pickles and onions. I could even throw in some cheese or lettuce, if you wanted.
The Parkus Empire
02-05-2009, 17:43
If this were true, everyone in the USA would be a millionaire.

Everyone here is willing to compromise his principles? My, my, we are quite the cynic.

What if I offered you a million dollars and a sandwich? It is a very good sandwich, spicy barbecue with pickles and onions. I could even throw in some cheese or lettuce, if you wanted.

How much is it valued at? :)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
02-05-2009, 17:48
How much is it valued at? :)
Invaluable. For, as the Christ once said, "He that tries to place value on a sandwich knows not what he values. Now give me the goddamn cheeseburger or I will beat your ass."