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So, there was this thing I was hearing about for a while where men were naming their penises, and women, not to be outdone, began naming their vaginas. However, one rarely asks, have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance`/spouse name your penis/vagina for you?

Has this ever happened to any of you? Stories (and names!) are welcome.

Poll is coming.

She tried to name it once, but he bitch slapped her in the face...

Galloism's answer is evident.

So, there was this thing I was hearing about for a while where men were naming their penises, and women, not to be outdone, began naming their vaginas. However, one rarely asks, have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance`/spouse name your penis/vagina for you?

Has this ever happened to any of you? Stories (and names!) are welcome.

Poll is coming.
....

Aren't nicknames for whole PEOPLE bad enough?

I named mine Dr. Richard, because he's a real dick.

Aren't nicknames for whole PEOPLE bad enough?

This is the internet.

I've named my car. My parts are me and have my name.

I've named my car. My parts are me and have my name.

You are lucky the only have your name. Mine have me by the short and curlies.:D

I've named my car. My parts are me and have my name.

That's what she said.

We come up with awesome names for his penis all the time. Venereal Imperative, Stimulus Package, etc. As a fallback, I like to think of it as his Disrespecticon.

Whatever it's called, I'm a big, big fan.

No, I have no need to name my girl bits.

We come up with awesome names for his penis all the time. Venereal Imperative, Stimulus Package, etc. As a fallback, I like to think of it as his Disrespecticon.

Hee, excellent.

Hee, excellent.

Well it sort of merits a name all of its own...I mean, GoG is a wonderful guy and a great friend, but his penis is really my bff.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/images/oots0234.gif
First thing that I thought of. Gomen ne.

Also, there should really be a poll option for "someone else altogether named it," since otherwise I don't know how NA is going to answer, seeing as Hammurab is responsible for giving his equipment some truly excellent sobriquets. :tongue:

Also, there should really be a poll option for "someone else altogether named it," since otherwise I don't know how NA is going to answer, seeing as Hammurab is responsible for giving his equipment some truly excellent sobriquets. :tongue:

Which is...not as disturbing as it should be.

Which is...not as disturbing as it should be.

Those two are totally carrying on a secret gay affair anyway. It was only a matter of time once NA bought himself that peach exfoliating scrub, after all.

No, I'm boring in that aspect, no names for mr winky... ahh shit...

I always though women named their breast first then we named our Penises. Then men named their Penis in response.
then women named their Vaginas


I got a joke poll option wooohoo

I usually just call it "him".

I have called my lesser half's genitalia many names though. "Root canal" was funniest at the time, but I was blind drunk, so...

My genitalia remain anonymous. For the time being.

I call my girl bits the 'man eater'.