NationStates Jolt Archive

So, I was just using a public bathroom, and I love to read things that are written on the walls. Today I think i read the best one yet:

A wise man once said "A black man will be president when pigs fly"

Well...swine flu.



I admit it. I chuckled heartily as I read that one. What about ya'll?

That's pretty good. Since my high school is mostly made up of imbeciles, the only words written on the bathroom walls end in "CK" and begin with either "CO" or "FU."

I once read the lyrics to "War of the worlds: The porn musical". Let's just say, it went along the lines of "The chances of anything coming on mars are a million to one they said".

But more humourous was the "I was stimulated by Rudd, now if only I could stimulate my kRudd". Australian humour, I know, but at the time it was quite original.

Someone sent the same thing to me through txt.

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

Or

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink.
I just come to scratch my balls
and read the bullshit on the walls.

Oldies but goodies FTW.

"Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana."

For a good time, call (###-####)

For a good time, call (###-####)

And did you get a good time Willy? :p

"Look up"
"Look higher"
"Higher still"
"You are now peeing on your shoes, idiot"

The classic: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

I'm still likeing:

'Fighting for peace is like, fucking for virginity'

Which I belive comes from a wall in NI somewhere.

Found written on the walla where the urinals are attached:

"Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan."
("You hold the future of the nation.")

You can read it while peeing on urinals...

I'm still likeing:

'Fighting for peace is like, fucking for virginity'

Which I belive comes from a wall in NI somewhere.well, do you know a better way to create more virgins? :p

"This toilet paper is like Clint Eastward: it's rough, tough and won't take shit off nobody"

"Everybody pisses on the toilet seat, be a hero and shit on the ceiling"

Used be one in school above where loose sheets were left on the cistern -

"UCD Arts Degrees - Please Take One"

Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

Here I sit, quite elated.
Came to shit; ejaculated
Used be one in school above where loose sheets were left on the cistern -

"UCD Arts Degrees - Please Take One"
I've seen a load of that nature. Which building was that in?
*sits in Daedalus Building*

Here I sit, quite elated.
Came to shit; ejaculated

I've seen a load of that nature. Which building was that in?
*sits in Daedalus Building*

Rathmines senior school/VEC...the one in the Town Hall

Found written on the walla where the urinals are attached:

"Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan."
("You hold the future of the nation.")

You can read it while peeing on urinals...

Now that's good.

Best I've seen was only some guy who wrote "Brett Favre is GAY" and "Green Bay FUDGEPackers" in a truck stop 20 or so miles north of Green Bay. Where the hell are the funny bathrooms?

Found a drawing of a penis at about face level over a urinal and beneath it these words:
"Here, you can stare at this one."