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Okay, unlike in the male thread not all the females are single but they are available regardless...

Muravyets, 2 nominations
Ryadn. 2 nominations
Ardchoile, 2 nominations
Eofaerwic, 2 nominations
Neesika, I stopped counting....
Cabra West, I think 3

Show us what you got girls!

Voting like in the other thread...

No poll?

No poll?

Polls are for squares, like pants, lol

No poll?

I was making it, perhaps I should make a Pole to? Anyway, I had to vote all...

Appears as though everyone likes Neesika.

Appears as though everyone likes Neesika.

Of course we do.

hhmm. been watching too much naughty teacher porn. detention plz

Way to spell the Moderator's name wrong, I'd be throwing your CV in the bin right now.

Naturally, I vote for Jordaxia.

Decisions, decisions.

Naturally, I vote for Jordaxia.
I love me some Jordi, it's true...but I've alwasy had a thing for Nadkor.

From the list...Rydan is a hotty even though maybe I scared her off, and Mur'v I know wouldn't go for me, but I can always dream. Naughty, naughty dreams.

Poli must not be eligible. Damn. :(

I choose a 4 way with me, Neesika, Ryadn and Muravyets

you are all eligible to sit on my face and tell me that you love me

Poli must not be eligible. Damn. :(

Well I'm not putting myself out there as eligible either, so que le fuck, right? If Poli weren't so annoyingly straight, I'd hit on her even more than I already do!

Well I'm not putting myself out there as eligible either, so que le fuck, right? If Poli weren't so annoyingly straight, I'd hit on her even more than I already do!

See, I'm annoyingly straight, too, so that might be another reason beyond her being into choral music and being smokin' hot (much like you), why she arouses my...interest.

See, I'm annoyingly straight, too, so that might be another reason beyond her being into choral music and being smokin' hot (much like you), why she arouses my...interest.

I don't even think we need to add the adjective (annoyingly) to 'straight' anymore. It's inherent.

What a huge 'interest' you have.

I don't even think we need to add the adjective (annoyingly) to 'straight' anymore. It's inherent.

Can't help but agree on that one. Damn these smokingly hot straight women, it's not fair :(

Can't help but agree on that one. Damn these smokingly hot straight women, it's not fair :(


Every morning I wake up and curse them. At least they don't slap me when I openly admire their assets.

I don't even think we need to add the adjective (annoyingly) to 'straight' anymore. It's inherent.

Long before gay was "in" -- or at least not nearly as unpopular as it was in the 80s -- I was the only guy in my choir who'd fill a quad-occupancy hotel billet with the three gay men in the group. They all praised my support and open-mindedness while lamenting it at the same time because I was so annoyingly straight. Turns out all they had to do was wait and be kind. A year later, I "experimented" a bit while on a Japan tour. I still consider myself quite straight, but it introduced me to the sliding scale of human sexuality. Nice to know that was deemed good at fellatio, too.

What a huge 'interest' you have.

It isn't big, but it's quite effective, this interest.

Every morning I wake up and curse them. At least they don't slap me when I openly admire their assets.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

*nods*

Every morning I wake up and curse them. At least they don't slap me when I openly admire their assets.

True, true :D

Geez, SaintB, is it really that hard to find 10 women on NSG? :p

A year later, I "experimented" +1000000 points

*is very much amused/flattered by how quickly the thread turned to discussion of me* :D

(And I've tried not to be straight! I was very determined in college to learn how to be attracted to girls. A week after making this resolution, I acquired a boyfriend. I fail at lesbianism. :tongue: )

*is very much amused/flattered by how quickly the thread turned to discussion of me* :D

(And I've tried not to be straight! I was very determined in college to learn how to be attracted to girls. A week after making this resolution, I acquired a boyfriend. I fail at lesbianism. :tongue: )

Just caught your location, BTW.

Is your name Blue Canary, one note, spelled L-I-T-E?

I refuse to consider Poli until I see both a picture of her, and I know her boyfriend will not be an issue.

Appears as though everyone likes Neesika.

That or they're scared shitless of her. :tongue:

Just caught your location, BTW.

Is your name Blue Canary, one note, spelled L-I-T-E?

So the location would suggest. :)

I actually set that as my location simply because the song happened to be stuck in my head at the time, then a few days later went, "Hey wait, paired with my nation name, that actually sort of makes sense!" So I kept it.

I refuse to consider Poli until I see both a picture of her, and I know her boyfriend will not be an issue.

Haha, well, since my boyfriend would probably be a bit of an issue (he likes me and stuff), I guess that excuses me from having to post a picture. ;)

That or they're scared shitless of her. :tongue:

Moi?

Impossible!

That or they're scared shitless of her. :tongue:

Don't be afraid of the hotness.

Don't be afraid of the hotness.

I suspect they're more likely afraid of her ability to kick their asses. But it could be the hotness, too. "Mommy, the scary lady is giving me funny feelings in my crotch again!"

Moi?

Impossible!

Not scared of her - in admiration!

That and I have a thing about forceful women :D

I suspect they're more likely afraid of her ability to kick their asses. But it could be the hotness, too. "Mommy, the scary lady is giving me funny feelings in my crotch again!"

Coupled with the ass-kicking part, we're talking serious internal conflict for most boys.

A sexy little 5 ft tall bitch that can quickly lay a big guy out is a huge turn on.

You should have seen her wrestling my wife.

*excuses self for a while*

A sexy little 5 ft tall bitch that can quickly lay a big guy out is a huge turn on.

You should have seen her wrestling my wife.

*excuses self for a while*

I tip my fap to you, sir. Cap! Dammit. :$

what no Nanatsu?

That or they're scared shitless of her. :tongue:

I was gonna say that, but I was to scared.

what no Nanatsu?

I think SB was trying to stick to people who aren't in exclusive relationships, so they're at least sort of eligible. :p

I tip my fap to you, sir. Cap! Dammit. :$

hehehe :D

Haha, well, since my boyfriend would probably be a bit of an issue (he likes me and stuff), I guess that excuses me from having to post a picture. ;)

No, I'm simply going to state that you don't have the moxie of Ryadn or Neesika. Trust me, boyfriends are only an issue if they know fifteen ways to kill a man with only their hands.

No, I'm simply going to state that you don't have the moxie of Ryadn or Neesika. Trust me, boyfriends are only an issue if they know fifteen ways to kill a man with only their hands.

It is true that I am less moxie-licious (or really anything-licious) than either of those two, so I can't really argue.

Also, I am resisting the urge to make a joke about the more important issue of what other things my boyfriend knows how to do using only his hands. It seems I'm not resisting that urge terribly well, though. :p

aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!

Of this list? Muravyets, with Ryadn a close second, and Ardichoille a third not too far behind.

It is true that I am less moxie-licious (or really anything-licious) than either of those two, so I can't really argue.

Also, I am resisting the urge to make a joke about the more important issue of what other things my boyfriend knows how to do using only his hands. It seems I'm not resisting that urge terribly well, though. :p

So, you are agreeing that you rate way far down below on the hotness scale? Alright, I just wanted to make sure.

So, you are agreeing that you rate way far down below on the hotness scale? Alright, I just wanted to make sure.

Oh ye gods yes. Those two are among the people who give me self-esteem crises every time they post pics. NSG is really rather awful that way - I thought I was probably fairly attractive by women-on-the-internet standards at one point, and then I saw the other women here. :(

Oh ye gods yes. Those two are among the people who give me self-esteem crises every time they post pics. NSG is really rather awful that way - I thought I was probably fairly attractive by women-on-the-internet standards at one point, and then I saw the other women here. :(

Did I mention that had your name been on the list you'd have been way at the top over everyone else by a great distance? :fluffle:

So, you are agreeing that you rate way far down below on the hotness scale? Alright, I just wanted to make sure.

She only says that because she has a warped sense of what Poli actually looks like. I've seen her.....she's pretty high on the hotness scale. She's also taken... which kinda sucks (also, straight, which sucks more).

I choose a 4 way with me, Neesika, Ryadn and Muravyets

you are all eligible to sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I also chose that.

aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!

Multiple option poll.

She only says that because she has a warped sense of what Poli actually looks like. I've seen her.....she's pretty high on the hotness scale. She's also taken... which kinda sucks (also, straight, which sucks more).

But we need an actual pic to prove this. And I think I can deal with the boyfriend, should it become necessary.

I also chose that.


We ALL would choose that if we could :P (yes, I say this as one of the candidates... it's not like I haven't shot myself in the foot before).

So, you are agreeing that you rate way far down below on the hotness scale? Alright, I just wanted to make sure. She is not qualified to make that judgment. I object! Don't listen to Poli, she makes me at least as jealous as any jealousy she professes to have over anyone else.

Moi?

Impossible!

Please don't shiv me...

Did I mention that had your name been on the list you'd have been way at the top over everyone else by a great distance? :fluffle:

Agreed.

Please don't shiv me...

This reminds me of a drunken argument I had recently that ended up in bouncers removing me through the back door. It started innocently enough...a shiv is a noun, an object...you shank a person. That's the verb. I can't 'shiv' you, that would mean turning you into a shiv.

This reminds me of a drunken argument I had recently that ended up in bouncers removing me through the back door. It started innocently enough...a shiv is a noun, an object...you shank a person. That's the verb. I can't 'shiv' you, that would mean turning you into a shiv.

It can also be used as a verb as can shank.

"Shiv" can also be used as a transitive verb, as in "to shiv [someone]", meaning "to cut or stab one with a shiv".

It can also be used as a verb as can shank.

Only bitches say shit like that. Little bitches who don't know real criminals. You can get shanked for saying 'shivved'. *shanks you*

She only says that because she has a warped sense of what Poli actually looks like. I've seen her.....she's pretty high on the hotness scale. She's also taken... which kinda sucks (also, straight, which sucks more).
agreed!
Multiple option poll.

check the results! ;)

Did I mention that had your name been on the list you'd have been way at the top over everyone else by a great distance? :fluffle:

She only says that because she has a warped sense of what Poli actually looks like. I've seen her.....she's pretty high on the hotness scale. She's also taken... which kinda sucks (also, straight, which sucks more).

She is not qualified to make that judgment. I object! Don't listen to Poli, she makes me at least as jealous as any jealousy she professes to have over anyone else.

You people are excessively nice. Crazy, but nice. :fluffle:

I am having a Bad Brain Day for some reason, so right now I kinda feel like the Swamp Thing (complete with the inane accompanying panic attack about how any day now, my boyfriend is going to wake up and think, "Why was I dating her? She's the Swamp Thing!" and go boink supermodels or something. Stupid freaking brain).

Only bitches say shit like that. Little bitches who don't know real criminals. You can get shanked for saying 'shivved'. *shanks you*

Shanks... er... shivs... er... :confused:

:mad: oh to hell with it.


*Sticks Saige Dragon with sharp pointy object* :tongue:

Only bitches say shit like that. Little bitches who don't know real criminals. You can get shanked for saying 'shivved'. *shanks you*

Pfff, now you're just being desperate. Of course I know real criminals, I'm from Alberta too remember? And I better get this 'shiv' wound looked at.

You people are excessively nice. Crazy, but nice. :fluffle:

I am having a Bad Brain Day for some reason, so right now I kinda feel like the Swamp Thing (complete with the inane accompanying panic attack about how any day now, my boyfriend is going to wake up and think, "Why was I dating her? She's the Swamp Thing!" and go boink supermodels or something. Stupid freaking brain).

if he's shallow enough to dump you for that! he don't deserve you.

Pfff, now you're just being desperate. Of course I know real criminals, I'm from Alberta too remember? And I better get this 'shiv' wound looked at.

Lol, I forgot you were from Alberta :D

I take it back about the criminals, but I do not concede on the issue of shiv vs. shank.:D

It can also be used as a verb as can shank.Stop arguing, or she might shiv you.

It's true though. Poli is fucking SMOKING hot.

The last picture she posted burned my hard drive when I tried to right-click and save.

Lol, I forgot you were from Alberta :D

I take it back about the criminals, but I do not concede on the issue of shiv vs. shank.:D

And my point was proven, people will vote for you not only for the sexy photos, but for fear of winding up as some bloody mess at the bottom of the stairs.

Stop arguing, or she might shiv you.

Oh she already did shiv me with a shiv and now I have to go to the hospital to get this shiv wound looked at.

It's true though. Poli is fucking SMOKING hot.

The last picture she posted burned my hard drive when I tried to right-click and save.

:fluffle: for you too.

In retrospect, I probably should have warned you all about the horrifying viruses attached to my pictures. :p

Oh she already did shank me with a shiv and now I have to go to the hospital to get this shiv wound looked at.

Royal Alex, Misericordia, U of A or Grey Nuns? I'll meet you there and shank you some more.

*_*

Royal Alex, Misericordia, U of A or Grey Nuns? I'll meet you there and shank you some more.

*_*

Ha, like I'd tell you. But it's none of those, they're all a little too far away for my bleeding abdomen.

Geez, SaintB, is it really that hard to find 10 women on NSG? :p


No, but it was hard to find 10 with 2 votes each.

I think SB was trying to stick to people who aren't in exclusive relationships, so they're at least sort of eligible. :p

Yup, and I excluded myself from the males in the name of fairness.

if he's shallow enough to dump you for that! he don't deserve you.

If that happens, I'll race you there to be the first to console her :D

I choose a 4 way with me, Neesika, Ryadn and Muravyets

you are all eligible to sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I know that song!

Every morning I wake up and curse them. At least they don't slap me when I openly admire their assets.
I thought you liked being slapped.

*is very much amused/flattered by how quickly the thread turned to discussion of me* :D

(And I've tried not to be straight! I was very determined in college to learn how to be attracted to girls. A week after making this resolution, I acquired a boyfriend. I fail at lesbianism. :tongue: )
I also fail, laughably, at lesbianism, but I'd vote for you if I had the option. Naturally, all my votes are purely academic, but academically, I think you're pretty datable.

Okay, unlike in the male thread not all the females are single but they are available regardless...

Muravyets, 2 nominations
Ryadn. 2 nominations
Ardchoile, 2 nominations
Eofaerwic, 2 nominations
Neesika, I stopped counting....
Cabra West, I think 3

Show us what you got girls!

Voting like in the other thread...
So which ones are honestly eligible?

So which ones are honestly eligible?

To my knowledge, the first 4.

It takes a special sort to handle me anyway, and no offence, but that sort is exceedingly rare.

if poli was on the vote I'd have voted for her as well as Neesika. I've never seen a picture of her but I like her avatar and I imagine her as looking like that with the abstract parrot I drew her on her shoulder. That's just how I roll.

And I voted for Neesika because a: it's my honest answer and b:I plan to go to canada someday and can't be bothered paying for a hotel. I mean because Neesika is a very nice lady and I don't want to be shi....sha.... stabbed by her.

It takes a special sort to handle me anyway, and no offence, but that sort is exceedingly rare.

If only I was in to bondage and domination; that's pretty much the missing link with me :salute:

if poli was on the vote I'd have voted for her as well as Neesika. I've never seen a picture of her but I like her avatar and I imagine her as looking like that with the abstract parrot I drew her on her shoulder. That's just how I roll.

Hee. Although the avatar is of a character from my favorite comic strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html), I do kinda look like her (as my boyfriend put it, "...fucking bratty attitude and all"). :tongue:

if poli was on the vote I'd have voted for her as well as Neesika. I've never seen a picture of her but I like her avatar and I imagine her as looking like that with the abstract parrot I drew her on her shoulder. That's just how I roll.

And I voted for Neesika because a: it's my honest answer and b:I plan to go to canada someday and can't be bothered paying for a hotel. I mean because Neesika is a very nice lady and I don't want to be shi....sha.... stabbed by her.

:D

You can bunk with me in Montreal any time! I'd be thrilled to show you around what is going to become my new digs. I warn you now though...Montreal does this thing to people that makes them insufferably smug and happy to be living there. I discovered today that it's really NOT just GoG who is like that.

Hee. Although the avatar is of a character from my favorite comic strip (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html), I do kinda look like her (as my boyfriend put it, "...fucking bratty attitude and all"). :tongue:

Did not doubt it for a -second-. :D besides, I can say with certainty from perspective as both a top and a bottom that bratting is NECESSARY and hilarious. I have the single brattiest owner in the world which is a little odd but she gives me something to measure myself against. To my credit, amongst her circle of friends my exploits (whilst probably earning me a banning if I talked about them here) are something looked upon with awe.

Cerean;14752625']hhmm. been watching too much naughty teacher porn. detention plz

:eek:

I love me some Jordi, it's true...but I've alwasy had a thing for Nadkor.

From the list...Rydan is a hotty even though maybe I scared her off, and Mur'v I know wouldn't go for me, but I can always dream. Naughty, naughty dreams.

I'm not easy to scare off. :p

I suspect they're more likely afraid of her ability to kick their asses. But it could be the hotness, too. "Mommy, the scary lady is giving me funny feelings in my crotch again!"

I just snorted so loud it hurt. Ow.

*watches popularity plummet*

No, I'm simply going to state that you don't have the moxie of Ryadn or Neesika. Trust me, boyfriends are only an issue if they know fifteen ways to kill a man with only their hands.

Moxie! I like that. I'm not sure anyone's ever said I had moxie before.

Oh ye gods yes. Those two are among the people who give me self-esteem crises every time they post pics. NSG is really rather awful that way - I thought I was probably fairly attractive by women-on-the-internet standards at one point, and then I saw the other women here. :(

Shut it, woman. You're hot and we know it, so you'd best learn it!

I also chose that.

*preens*

If only I was in to bondage and domination; that's pretty much the missing link with me :salute:

tsk, it's not about likes, it's about attitude :p

tsk, it's not about likes, it's about attitude :p

I totally fail there, I don't have one.

Has to be Ryadn.

To my knowledge, the first 4.
*Votes Muravyets, other 3 don't ring a bell*

*Votes Muravyets, other 3 don't ring a bell*
Aw, crap. I'm known amongst newbies? I DO need to get out more. I post here way too much. ;)

Oh, uh, wait, I mean, thanks. :D

See, I'm annoyingly straight, too, so that might be another reason beyond her being into choral music and being smokin' hot (much like you), why she arouses my...interest.

Then join me, please in my latest Wile E. Coyote scheme to launch Neo Art in a rocket into, well...anything, really.

Then join me, please in my latest Wile E. Coyote scheme to launch Neo Art in a rocket into, well...anything, really.

I'm not saying I have a tiny little house in a basement downstairs, and I'm not saying that I've measured restraints to -exactly- fit neo art. But I'm just saying that if anyone -were- likely to have those things, well, call me Josef Fritzl if it might just be me.

So I may also have a good place for you to launch said ACME rocket too. Not saying that I -do- of course.

I'm not saying I have a tiny little house in a basement downstairs, and I'm not saying that I've measured restraints to -exactly- fit neo art. But I'm just saying that if anyone -were- likely to have those things, well, call me Josef Fritzl if it might just be me.

So I may also have a good place for you to launch said ACME rocket too. Not saying that I -do- of course.

that's it, I'm officially fucking creeped out.

....and ok I won't lie, a little turned on.

I'm not saying I have a tiny little house in a basement downstairs, and I'm not saying that I've measured restraints to -exactly- fit neo art. But I'm just saying that if anyone -were- likely to have those things, well, call me Josef Fritzl if it might just be me.

So I may also have a good place for you to launch said ACME rocket too. Not saying that I -do- of course.

Hypotheticals are a fine way to explore ideas without necessarily actually having lilly-ass Harvard boy spend the rest of his days strapped, wrapped, and brain on tap.

We could then start a headless clone lawyer ranch.

that's it, I'm officially fucking creeped out.

....and ok I won't lie, a little turned on.

We all know who you're officially fucking, pal.



The American justice system.

We all know who you're officially fucking, pal.



The American justice system.

sometimes I do dress her up as lady justice. I think she just enjoys the blindfold.

that's it, I'm officially fucking creeped out.

....and ok I won't lie, a little turned on.

Well it's a fantastic idea really. if I'm going to kidnap anybody, kidnap a lawyer who could conceivably be convinced into defending my position! That way I don't even need to pay legal costs. I got this -all- figured out.

sometimes I do dress her up as lady liberty. I think she just enjoys the blindfold.

And she knows exactly how much heavier your left ball is than your right one.







S'right.

Well it's a fantastic idea really. if I'm going to kidnap anybody, kidnap a lawyer who could conceivably be convinced into defending my position! That way I don't even need to pay legal costs. I got this -all- figured out.

I think perhaps you are taking the ethical obligations of the canons a tad too far.

Well it's a fantastic idea really. if I'm going to kidnap anybody, kidnap a lawyer who could conceivably be convinced into defending my position! That way I don't even need to pay legal costs. I got this -all- figured out.

Be like the time Hands put a knife to Murphy Brown and Spader got him off.






Heh. Got him off. S'funny.

And she knows exactly how much heavier your left ball is than your right one.


You should see what she can do with the sword.

You should see what she can do with the sword.

She should dump your ass so she'll be truly eligible.

One day, Harvard. One day.

I think perhaps you are taking the ethical obligations of the canons a tad too far.

As long as I don't know what that means, I'll be fine I'm sure. Tell me, are you taller than five foot 6? Cause that might've explained why that went TOTALLY OVER MY HEAD.

Well intitially I was waiting to see my male counterparts have a battle royal just for some female's affection. But now I don't even know what is going on.

Well intitially I was waiting to see my male counterparts have a battle royal just for some female's affection. But now I don't even know what is going on.

That's men and women for you.





That's not true, just because I don't understand intergender dynamics doesn't mean its intrinsically confusing. I'm just speaking out of desperation.

Well intitially I was waiting to see my male counterparts have a battle royal just for some female's affection. But now I don't even know what is going on.

Your first mistake: the fatal assumption that topics on NSG are on topic more than 50% of the time - popularity contests such as this have an even higher rate of topic attrition. :)

Your first mistake: the fatal assumption that topics on NSG are on topic more than 50% of the time - popularity contests such as this have an even higher rate of topic attrition. :)

Alas I can see there is still much to learn. Maybe I should apprentice myself to someone...

Alas I can see there is still much to learn. Maybe I should apprentice myself to someone...

Apprentice lesbians get +1 resistance to melee attacks.

Then join me, please in my latest Wile E. Coyote scheme to launch Neo Art in a rocket into, well...anything, really.

Wile E. Coyote, super genius! I like the way that rings out....

Well intitially I was waiting to see my male counterparts have a battle royal just for some female's affection. But now I don't even know what is going on.

You've walked into exactly that. It's just that NA and ST are...unusual men.

Apprentice lesbians get +1 resistance to melee attacks.

-1 if you use your tongue.

-1 if you use your tongue.

Ah, but what about the Tongue Stud of Pleasurable Licking +2?

Ah, but what about the Tongue Stud of Pleasurable Licking +2?

I was stating that if you use your tongeu they lose the +1 bonus and get a -1 Penalty.

How does a thread about eligible females turn into a thread making jokes based on DnD?

And some people on here wonder why they are single. :)

How does a thread about eligible females turn into a thread making jokes based on DnD?

And some people on here wonder why they are single. :)

Because we are cool that way.

Because we are cool that way.

Well I can't really say much against you since you will in a few hours time be in the company of a woman but still.

Well I can't really say much against you since you will in a few hours time be in the company of a woman but still.

Yeah, but she also plays DnD :)

Yeah, but she also plays DnD :)

If she can look properly look after you when you are sick then you have the perfect girl.:)

My vote naturally goes to Amarenthe.
It would go to WYTYG, of course, but everyone knows she's on tour with Ruffy.

...

You people are excessively nice. Crazy, but nice. :fluffle:

I am having a Bad Brain Day for some reason, so right now I kinda feel like the Swamp Thing (complete with the inane accompanying panic attack about how any day now, my boyfriend is going to wake up and think, "Why was I dating her? She's the Swamp Thing!" and go boink supermodels or something. Stupid freaking brain).

All this AND an Alam Moore reference that's NOT from Watchmen?

*faints*

My vote naturally goes to Amarenthe.
It would go to WYTYG, of course, but everyone knows she's on tour with Ruffy.

...

Hey, hey, hey! Keep Amarenthe out of this. I want at least one contest I have some chance of winning. :(

Hey, hey, hey! Keep Amarenthe out of this. I want at least one contest I have some chance of winning. :(

Chance? You're up by five, sweet-hotness.

Ryadn is NSG's most eligible Bachlorette. She wins a dream date with whomever she chooses (It s dream date because it will never actually happen).

Chance? You're up by five, sweet-hotness.

Yeah. but with Amarenthe around, I wouldn't even vote for me. (I didn't vote for me, but that's beside the point)