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NSGs Most Eligible: Male Edition

SaintB
30-04-2009, 08:00
Firstly let it be known that the people on the list really are single to the best of my knowledge and all have more than one nomination. So without further ado!

Blouman Empire, 3 total nominations
Gauntleted Fist, 2 total nominations
Sgt. Toomy/Hammurab/Baldwin For Christ/W/a Goatee, 2 total nominations, or maybe its 8?
Bokkiwokki, 2 nominations
Intangelon, 2 nominations
Londim, 2 nominations
Skallvia, 2 nominations

Alright, voting will be multiple choice just in case you can't pick one man! And guys, you need to tell us why you are the most eligible! Polls close in 7 days!
Skallvia
30-04-2009, 08:07
http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg


lol
SaintB
30-04-2009, 10:08
this thread isn't getting much love is it?
Garmidia
30-04-2009, 10:40
That's coz Garmidia isn't in it. ;)
Londim
30-04-2009, 11:32
Well hey. Look at that. I got nominated.

:P
Der Teutoniker
30-04-2009, 11:39
Well hey. Look at that. I got nominated.

:P

Not me :(.

But I'm not single either... so there's that at least.
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 15:55
Damn equal with GF, come on people I know he is younger (by a few years) but I have much more experience not to mention better looking and an Aussie.
greed and death
30-04-2009, 15:56
this thread isn't getting much love is it?

thats because single men on the internet are a dime a dozen.
Intangelon
30-04-2009, 15:58
I'm flattered! Thanks to whoever nominated me.
Andaluciae
30-04-2009, 17:43
Me? I'm eligible. Just recently 23, graduate student with a fantastic career with the federal government lined up. I make my own beer, I'm nurturing, healthy and startlingly Zen.

Oh, and I have a great fashion sense, that too.

;)

Sometimes we just have to toot our own horns.
Intangelon
30-04-2009, 17:49
Me? I'm eligible. Just recently 23, graduate student with a fantastic career with the federal government lined up. I make my own beer, I'm nurturing, healthy and startlingly Zen.

Oh, and I have a great fashion sense, that too.

;)

Sometimes we just have to toot our own horns.

Hey, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house!

*rimjob-- uh, shot...rimshot*
Andaluciae
30-04-2009, 17:51
Hey, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house!

*rimjob-- uh, shot...rimshot*

Yoga man, Yoga.
Intangelon
30-04-2009, 17:56
Yoga man, Yoga.

Mountain... hands to heart center... swan dive... forward fold... downward-facing dog... aaaaaaand dog "cleaning himself". Got it.
King Arthur the Great
30-04-2009, 18:39
Dude, why the hell didn't I get the option? I even linked to my devilishly handsome pics.
Trve
30-04-2009, 18:41
Thats right. I voted.
Call to power
30-04-2009, 18:48
I demand pics

graduate student with a fantastic career with the federal government lined up.

suuure you have *pats head* :tongue:
No Names Left Damn It
30-04-2009, 20:14
Londim's fit, so's Skall, but overall it's gotta be Londim. Indians ftw.
Neesika
30-04-2009, 20:33
Londim's fit, so's Skall, but overall it's gotta be Londim. Indians ftw.

Just to be clear, he means dots, not feathers.
Londim
30-04-2009, 22:04
Londim's fit, so's Skall, but overall it's gotta be Londim. Indians ftw.

I had no idea you felt about me that way. :tongue:


Just to be clear, he means dots, not feathers.

You always have to be divisive don't you?! :mad:
SaintB
01-05-2009, 04:15
I'm still trying to figure out if Toomey and company has 9 votes or like... 45 votes...
Muravyets
01-05-2009, 04:20
I'm noticing a paucity of female voters in this thread. Makes me wonder what these nominees are deemed "eligible" for.
SaintB
01-05-2009, 04:23
I'm noticing a paucity of female voters in this thread. Makes me wonder what these nominees are deemed "eligible" for.

I notice your one of those females that haven't voted :p

They are eligible for a dream date... meaning they can only dream about it.
Muravyets
01-05-2009, 04:34
I notice your one of those females that haven't voted :p

They are eligible for a dream date... meaning they can only dream about it.
Lies! Look again.

And I like that prize -- makes this a race they all can win. :D
SaintB
01-05-2009, 07:40
Lies! Look again.

And I like that prize -- makes this a race they all can win. :D

You have NOW.

And yeah, I didn't have the budget for a real date; maybe next year?
No Names Left Damn It
01-05-2009, 21:34
I had no idea you felt about me that way. :tongue:

Oh, you can pretend. :p
Skallvia
01-05-2009, 21:46
Wow! Six votes, thats pretty awesome, lol http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/html/emoticons/wub.gif
Muravyets
02-05-2009, 02:20
You have NOW.

And yeah, I didn't have the budget for a real date; maybe next year?
I did before I posted, beyotch. Quit scanning for your own name in girls' posts and pay attention. :p
Jordaxia
02-05-2009, 02:23
The people I want to vote for aren't in the poll. I'm voting for SaintB and GetBrett anyway. MY REASONS ARE MY OWN.
The Atlantian islands
02-05-2009, 02:28
I vote for myself. 500 million times. You all would do well to follow suit.
Intangelon
02-05-2009, 02:31
I demand pics

As you wish.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3298/3474771392_10a803b7bc.jpg?v=0

I. Said. FORTE!
Skallvia
02-05-2009, 02:34
I demand pics





http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/105/l_c91557716a454ea6b48b78ff8f9541b3.jpg

there you go...
Muravyets
02-05-2009, 03:28
As you wish.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3298/3474771392_10a803b7bc.jpg?v=0

I. Said. FORTE!
Damn, boy, you're cute! Check you out with your cute self. :D
Sgt Toomey
02-05-2009, 03:33
To all those who voted for me, may I convey my most heartfelt thanks for your gracious support.

Yes, I might be an emotionally underdeveloped adolescent who writes bad satire and is going to spend the summer living in a van, but at least I'm not spoken for.







Wait...
Sgt Toomey
02-05-2009, 03:34
As you wish.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3298/3474771392_10a803b7bc.jpg?v=0

I. Said. FORTE!

Ah, that magical moment right before the face palm....
Sgt Toomey
02-05-2009, 03:35
Also, I'm only single because of my utter inability to steal Poliwanacraca from the Neo Art.

But she'll grow tired of him.
Neo Art
02-05-2009, 03:58
Also, I'm only single because of my utter inability to steal Poliwanacraca from the Neo Art.

But she'll grow tired of him.

possibly. But then she'll have to find the keys....
Sgt Toomey
02-05-2009, 04:01
possibly. But then she'll have to find the keys....

she'll just pick the lock with your turgid little wang, Harvard.


Gimme your damn girlfriend!
Neo Art
02-05-2009, 04:15
she'll just pick the lock with your turgid little wang, Harvard.

I'll have you know I'm taking medication for that.
Sgt Toomey
02-05-2009, 04:16
I'll have you know I'm taking medication for that.

Flintstones Vitamins don't help that, dude, not even the ones from China. Now gimme!
Skallvia
02-05-2009, 04:17
I'll have you know I'm taking medication for that.

lmfao, http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-music024.gif
Dyakovo
02-05-2009, 06:33
I'm noticing a paucity of female voters in this thread. Makes me wonder what these nominees are deemed "eligible" for.

KoL
Neesika
02-05-2009, 06:39
I didn't notice Intangelon was on this list!

Decision made.
Intangelon
02-05-2009, 08:12
Damn, boy, you're cute! Check you out with your cute self. :D

High praise -- most kind.

Ah, that magical moment right before the face palm....

Especially given how some rehearsals can go.

she'll just pick the lock with your turgid little wang, Harvard.

Pulled an intercostal laughing that that, damn you. I have to sing on Sunday!

I didn't notice Intangelon was on this list!

Decision made.

*purrs*
Londim
02-05-2009, 11:37
I demand pics


You always demand pics...

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v227/245/72/n577200056_6346.jpg

And yes, that is pen of my face. What of it?
Ring of Isengard
02-05-2009, 12:15
Londim's fit, so's Skall, but overall it's gotta be Londim. Indians ftw.

I had no idea you were homosexual.
SaintB
02-05-2009, 12:21
The people I want to vote for aren't in the poll. I'm voting for SaintB and GetBrett anyway. MY REASONS ARE MY OWN.

:$ Aww jeese...
Jordaxia
02-05-2009, 13:01
:$ Aww jeese...

*cackles* don't worry. I'm not crazy in that way. Besides Neo art you're practically the only guy around here I am familiar enough with to vote on. Even if you're not up for voting on.
SaintB
02-05-2009, 13:09
*cackles* don't worry. I'm not crazy in that way. Besides Neo art you're practically the only guy around here I am familiar enough with to vote on. Even if you're not up for voting on.

I was simply trying to express my inability to express my gratitude ;).
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 14:14
I had no idea you were homosexual.

Because I'm not, perhaps?
Ring of Isengard
02-05-2009, 14:19
Because I'm not, perhaps?

Perhaps, but it's doubtful.
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 14:28
Perhaps, but it's doubtful.

Why is it doubtful? Does finding certain people of the same sex as me good looking automatically make me gay?
Ring of Isengard
02-05-2009, 14:30
Why is it doubtful? Does finding certain people of the same sex as me good looking automatically make me gay?

Nah, but you've called me gay over less.
No Names Left Damn It
02-05-2009, 14:33
Nah, but you've called me gay over less.

When?
Ring of Isengard
02-05-2009, 14:41
When?
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=591583
Blouman Empire
03-05-2009, 09:27
When?

I wouldn't worry about it mate RoI, is hoping you are gay so he has a chance of hooking up with you. :p
SaintB
03-05-2009, 16:05
Hmm is Sgt./Hammurab/Goatee going to win?
Intangelon
03-05-2009, 21:39
Hmm is Sgt./Hammurab/Goatee going to win?

Looks that way. I'm pleased to finish close behind someone so accomplished and mentally segmented.
Blouman Empire
04-05-2009, 00:45
It's offical NSG goes for older guys.
Hammurab
04-05-2009, 01:30
Looks that way. I'm pleased to finish close behind someone so accomplished and mentally segmented.

We....are not amused!


Hammy love 'Tange.
Intangelon
04-05-2009, 02:38
We....are not amused!


Hammy love 'Tange.

And Tangy love Ammy. With tangy, tangy love.
Intangelon
04-05-2009, 02:39
It's offical NSG goes for older guys.

Well it's about damn time getting older granted an advantage (still soaking knees after Apple Blossom 3-on-3 basketball tourney).
Skallvia
04-05-2009, 02:45
Itll be close, but, if it holds, Ill be happy with my 4th place, far higher than expected, lol
Blouman Empire
04-05-2009, 04:27
Well it's about damn time getting older granted an advantage (still soaking knees after Apple Blossom 3-on-3 basketball tourney).

It's not fair I know when I get older the rules will change again and younger guys will be winning the vote. :p

Doesn't bother me to much I will be young for a long long time, well try to be anyway. *Books self into plastic surgey*
Poliwanacraca
04-05-2009, 04:36
And Tangy love Ammy. With tangy, tangy love.

*videotapes*
Saint Jade IV
04-05-2009, 04:37
When was this whole nomination thing? I'm confused? And why isn't the OP on the list of nominations? I would so vote for you!
Blouman Empire
04-05-2009, 04:39
When was this whole nomination thing? I'm confused? And why isn't the OP on the list of nominations? I would so vote for you!

Check SaintB's thread creations it came about about a week ago. SaintB took himself of the list for some reason he mentioned why I can't remember though.
Saint Jade IV
04-05-2009, 04:48
Check SaintB's thread creations it came about about a week ago. SaintB took himself of the list for some reason he mentioned why I can't remember though.

Ah. I see. Well I voted for you. Feel privileged? ;)
SaintB
04-05-2009, 04:52
Check SaintB's thread creations it came about about a week ago. SaintB took himself of the list for some reason he mentioned why I can't remember though.

I had 3 nominations but I didn't count them because I'm pretty much being crawled on by women this spring ;); hell I fot two votes without even being on the list anyway :fluffle:

BTW, I nominated you for the womenz Jade but nobody supported it :(
Blouman Empire
04-05-2009, 05:07
Ah. I see. Well I voted for you. Feel privileged? ;)

Oh I do, I do :)
Saint Jade IV
04-05-2009, 05:17
I had 3 nominations but I didn't count them because I'm pretty much being crawled on by women this spring ;); hell I fot two votes without even being on the list anyway :fluffle:

That's because people love you :fluffle:

BTW, I nominated you for the womenz Jade but nobody supported it :(

I guess I'm just not that special. :(
Intangelon
05-05-2009, 04:24
*videotapes*

You're a voyeur, too? Dammit, your perfection is even perfecter!

It's not fair I know when I get older the rules will change again and younger guys will be winning the vote. :p

Doesn't bother me to much I will be young for a long long time, well try to be anyway. *Books self into plastic surgey*

http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-incredible-medicine-show-lyrics-moxy-fruvous.html
SaintB
08-05-2009, 07:27
Sgt. Toomy/Hammurab/Baldwin For Christ/W/a Goatee is the most eligible Bachelor on NSG with either 12, or 36 votes (totally not sure how to count them). He gets a dream date (meaning he can only dream about it.)