NationStates Jolt Archive

Title explains itself what do you want right now?

I want a steak sandwich with the lot, the thought of a steak with egg, bacon, lettuce, tomato, beetroot, fried onion and tomato sauce in between two pieces of slighty grilled bread just makes me salivate at the mouth

Damn I'm hungry.

So what do you want right now?

*In before money*

*In before world peace*

Some type of sandwich.


I might just settle for Shells and cheese:(

My boyfriend.

Shut up, I'm not being sappy, I'm being horny.

(Well, okay, sappy too. But mostly more "get over here right now and bring the cuffs and the flogger, dammit." :tongue:)

Money. I don't care if you're already *in*. I'm a poor fucking student.

I also want a little slave to write my legal opinion, clean my room and cook my flat dinner.

Ice cream. With this weird strawberry vinagre sauce we made the other day for some chicken thing we made but which actually tastes pretty good over ice cream.

Working brakes. And someone to scratch my balls.

Oh, yeah, and an NCIS marathon, all episodes, in order. Thank you.

Money. I don't care if you're already *in*. I'm a poor fucking student.

Same man, but I know many people on here will be saying that.

I also want a little slave to write my legal opinion, clean my room and cook my flat dinner.

In regards to the second two, what happened to your girlfriend? :tongue: I jest, I jest.

What exactly is a flat dinner?

A Cherry Limeade....desperately....

I want to have my cake and eat it too.

Lunch, I'm HUNGRY!

More time. I fear that I am running out.

My boyfriend.

Shut up, I'm not being sappy, I'm being horny.

(Well, okay, sappy too. But mostly more "get over here right now and bring the cuffs and the flogger, dammit." :tongue:)

You crazy kids...



I want to actually be tired. I was tired earlier, tried to nap, and couldn't fall asleep. Now I'm wide awake. Not like I'm doing anything with myself tomorrow except for going to the gym then getting drunk while grilling...


I also want my face to stop itching.

Someone to buy the bikes I'm selling... I want the money so I can go and buy more!

I also want my face to stop itching.

*Hands Sark a razor*

Put it to good use. :tongue:

*Hands Sark a razor*

Put it to good use. :tongue:

I'm not allowed to :(

A tempurpedic mattress... I slept on my cousin's once. Felt like I was lying down on a cloud...

A tempurpedic mattress... I slept on my cousin's once. Felt like I was lying down on a cloud...

I have been told by a poster on here that you can't have sex on them all that well.

I'm not allowed to :(

Why is that?

I have been told by a poster on here that you can't have sex on them all that well.

thats because if you touch it you instantly fall asleep...

seriously, the things should be illegal.......

Why is that?

I'm growing it out for a charity event for the Boston Bruins...basically, I get people to donate money and I grow a beard untill the Bruins are out of the playoffs or win the cup, whichever comes first.

thats because if you touch it you instantly fall asleep...

seriously, the things should be illegal.......

Man, that's got to play hell at the showroom, I mean, all those poor shoppers! :eek:

Gog's hand around my throat, his teeth sinking into my shoulder, and his cock in my ass.

In regards to the second two, what happened to your girlfriend? :tongue: I jest, I jest.

What exactly is a flat dinner?

She would hurt me if I even suggested it, shucks.

Hmm, I should have said 'my flat's dinner', i.e. dinner for my flat. Tuesday is my night to cook.

I have been told by a poster on here that you can't have sex on them all that well.

thats because if you touch it you instantly fall asleep...

seriously, the things should be illegal.......

Pff! Who uses the bed for teh sehcks? Better places include the basement rumpus room, the fenced in and well hidden by shrubbery back yard, the shower...

I want a motorcycle. But I don't have the money for one, or the ability to convince my grandparents to contribute to the fund that my parents will flat out refuse to donate to.

I want a motorcycle. But I don't have the money for one, or the ability to convince my grandparents to contribute to the fund that my parents will flat out refuse to donate to.
I just got Arlo Guthrie stuck in my head because of you...

I just got Arlo Guthrie stuck in my head because of you...

You are so very welcome...

For it to be warmer in my room. It feels like it's 60 in here, who the hell does that? In April?

*ducks thrown objects*

I'd also like for my kids to stop giving me such a hard time and just follow directions for once instead of making me lecture them for an hour.

I'm growing it out for a charity event for the Boston Bruins...basically, I get people to donate money and I grow a beard untill the Bruins are out of the playoffs or win the cup, whichever comes first.

Ahahahaha.

Aw, that was so cute!

For it to be warmer in my room. It feels like it's 60 in here, who the hell does that? In April?

*ducks thrown objects*

I'd also like for my kids to stop giving me such a hard time and just follow directions for once instead of making me lecture them for an hour.

Just got through the new NSG pics thread, so...

Ryadn, I now have to add you to the list, right before the motorcycle.

Yet another tattoo(which I'm actually going to get this week)

A box of Cuban cigars(right now I have to settle for Dominicans, which are almost as good, but only almost)

Another beer

Shania Twain

To graduate so I can waste more time here.

A thai curry, a cup of strong black coffee, and another packet of cigarettes.

Ahahahaha.

Aw, that was so cute!

Why don't you come here real quick....



I forget...who do you like?

Right now, artistic ability so I can produce a web comic. There needs to be more Pagan based web comic.

Right now, artistic ability so I can produce a web comic. There needs to be more Pagan based web comic.

There needs to be less webcomics, really.

If you have a good idea, a lot of artists collaborate with writers.

Liposuction.

So effective that I get arrested since my image no longer matches that on my driver's license.

a few hours of uninterrupted sleep

Title explains itself what do you want right now?

I want a steak sandwich with the lot, the thought of a steak with egg, bacon, lettuce, tomato, beetroot, fried onion and tomato sauce in between two pieces of slighty grilled bread just makes me salivate at the mouth

Damn I'm hungry.

So what do you want right now?

*In before money*

*In before world peace*

I could do with a croissant.
And a good, nice shag.

to not have to live with anyone and still not have to worry about where i'm going to live or what i'm going to eat

I could do with a croissant.
And a good, nice shag.

I live near a 24 hour bakery and I can certainly help you with the 2nd thing too. :tongue:

I live near a 24 hour bakery and I can certainly help you with the 2nd thing too. :tongue:

Too bad that would involve a transatlantic flight for me...

Too bad that would involve a transatlantic flight for me...

What's a 22 hour flight? I promise you the croissant will be worth it.



And the shag won't be to bad either :P

What's a 22 hour flight? I promise you the croissant will be worth it.



And the shag won't be to bad either :P

*lol
I believe you, but that would be one hell of an expensive croissant for me ;)


But hey, a shag might well be worth it *gets tickets*

Clarification from my future landlord about what is happening about my new place. I need somewhere to move into for September and fast! He best phone me back today.

I want a lot more sleep than I'm getting. And the semester to be over.

for my websites to stop beating me round the head with shite (ie i want them to work = less stress)

My boyfriend.

Shut up, I'm not being sappy, I'm being horny.

(Well, okay, sappy too. But mostly more "get over here right now and bring the cuffs and the flogger, dammit." :tongue:)

on the way to your place he had an epiphany and joined a monastery.
He is now a celibate monk.

Money. Lots and lots of money. That would be helpful.

A car and a driving licence - both of which I am working on but will not happen in time for the LARP event this week-end, therefore ensuring I have a 4 hour train journey with all my kit :(

A bottle of Laphroaig and the day off work would be a good start.

Why don't you come here real quick....



I forget...who do you like?

These sorry bastards. (http://sharks.nhl.com/)

I'm going to go find a handful of rally towels to tie together and hang myself, now.

A box of Cuban cigars(right now I have to settle for Dominicans, which are almost as good, but only almost)

Favorite brand?

on the way to your place he had an epiphany and joined a monastery.
He is now a celibate monk.

:(

His Jewish family are going to be pretty shocked, too...

Favorite brand?

I don't really have a specific favorite brand. Right now I've got some Arganese double wraps that I got from a friend, they're pretty good. The Iguana Candelas are pretty good as well. Generally, if a company makes a Churchill, I'll try it out.

I don't really have a specific favorite brand. Right now I've got some Arganese double wraps that I got from a friend, they're pretty good. The Iguana Candelas are pretty good as well. Generally, if a company makes a Churchill, I'll try it out.

Churchill fan, eh? I am a bit of a perfecto man, myself--look a tad cartoonish, though.

I am planning on trying a Gurkha; do you know if they are fully worth their price?

Title explains itself what do you want right now?

A cigarette. Now I'm off to buy a pack.

I am planning on trying a Gurkha; do you know if they are fully worth their price?

Ehh...that's a tricky question. With cigars(as with a lot of things)there comes a point where you're just paying for the name attached, and you are not necessarily getting a superior product. I've had Gurkhas before, and they are pretty good, but they're not so much better than every other cigar out there that they're worth what they cost, in my opinion.

On the other hand, a friend of mine swears by them and they're the only thing he'll smoke. If you've got the money to burn(literally)you might as well buy Gurkhas as anything else. Personally, I'm not willing to pay Gurkha prices, when I can get a perfectly good cigar for a quarter of the price.

I want to go to sleep and not wake up. Alternatively, I want someone else to do all the things I'm supposed to, for people to quit calling me, for my mom to forget I exist and for my physical therapy to be over.

These sorry bastards. (http://sharks.nhl.com/)

I'm going to go find a handful of rally towels to tie together and hang myself, now.
Ah yes...that is what I thought. In that case, may I be the first on here to say
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/37734754/472706


:p

I want to have read the email properly and not travelled down to Kidderminster a day early for a course.

I also want to not have to pay the extra £75 for another night in the hotel.

I would like to be able to retire with enough money to buy a bit of land.

to be financially independant.

to have a girlfriend.

to be financially independent. to have a girlfriend.

You're going to have to pick one, because I'll tell ya, you're not going to get both at the same time.

Ehh...that's a tricky question. With cigars(as with a lot of things)there comes a point where you're just paying for the name attached, and you are not necessarily getting a superior product. I've had Gurkhas before, and they are pretty good, but they're not so much better than every other cigar out there that they're worth what they cost, in my opinion.

On the other hand, a friend of mine swears by them and they're the only thing he'll smoke. If you've got the money to burn(literally)you might as well buy Gurkhas as anything else. Personally, I'm not willing to pay Gurkha prices, when I can get a perfectly good cigar for a quarter of the price.

I will probably only buy one for a special occasions, then. They do not sound a like a good "buy-by-the-box" product.

You're going to have to pick one, because I'll tell ya, you're not going to get both at the same time.

...

how about a financially independant girlfriend? :p

I want to weigh 200 pounds which is A LOT less than I presently weigh. I also want every girl that ever turned me down for relations to bang upon my door and beg for the opportunity once more. I guess I also need a clerk of some sort to do the whole "take a number" and "ma'am please have a seat, GF will be right with you, dear" thing.

Better than sex cake...

or maybe better than cake sex??


Or BOTH???

1)Milkshake
2)Plants and rocks to finish my garden
3)Enough money to fund my last two years of education
4)Sex...yup relations are pretty far down

To go to sleep. I'm really tired. But instead I'll probably post on NSG for a while.

1)Milkshake
2)Plants and rocks to finish my garden
3)Enough money to fund my last two years of education
4)Sex...yup relations are pretty far down

What flavor of milkshake are you thinking of?

Pizza.

World dominiation! muahaha.
Actually I'd like to know what college I should go to/what I should major in.

...

how about a financially independant girlfriend? :p

Let me know when you find a few.:tongue:

Hot, clean, witty, wildly fun girlfriend that can wear me out before sleep. That is what I now want.

I want to make a difference. To save lives, to make peace...this I have an almost uncontrollable lust to do.

More tattoos.

And my several cartons of ukrainian cigarettes to arrive.

I want Thursday, Friday, and Monday to be here right now.