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Can d*cks be measured?

The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:02
Can one mass-murderer be called worse than another due to intention or death-toll?
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:07
Yes. Hitler and Stalin are worse than that Russian bloke who killed 3 people today.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:09
But is Hitler worse than Stalin or vice versa?
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:11
But is Hitler worse than Stalin or vice versa?

Stalin's worse than Hitler. At least if you were white and straight under Hitler you were treated well. Stalin punished all equally.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:14
Stalin's worse than Hitler. At least if you were white and straight under Hitler you were treated well. Stalin punished all equally.

Equality for the people, Comrade.
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:16
I thought this thread was about something completely different.
The Alma Mater
27-04-2009, 21:18
Can one mass-murderer be called worse than another due to intention or death-toll?

Intention ? Certainly. If I were to kill 1000 people who due to the influence of a virus were turned into ravaging flsh eating zombie-like things with no known cure - I would probably be called a hero by many for instance.

If they were infected by another, more realistic yet still highly contagious and fatal disease, burning them and the rest of the village alive may raise a few eyebrows and lead to trials - but the universal dislike will be far smaller than the dislike people have of e.g. Hitler.
Cannot think of a name
27-04-2009, 21:18
I think the whole 'rating/overrated' fascination the internet has is a waste. (which is not to say captioning cat pictures is an act of pure productivity...)

I don't really see any point in ordering things into 'top ten' lists or deciding which is worse etc. At a certain point someone or something becomes "fucking awesome" or "fucking horrible" and then stands on its own without any need to list it, give it a number, or determine if its rating is overdone. I think the thread title gets it right, it's dick measuring. Not into it.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:19
Intention ? Certainly. If I were to kill 1000 people who due to the influence of a virus were turned into ravaging flsh eating zombie-like things with no known cure - I would probably be called a hero by many for instance.

Eh, you are talking about effect, not intention.

Hitler intended to save lives and create a paradise on earth.
The Alma Mater
27-04-2009, 21:24
Eh, you are talking about effect, not intention.

Ah. My intention would be rescuing the rest of humanity from these sick people.

Hitler intended to save lives and create a paradise on earth.

But his actions were not consistent with that claim. Nor was the basis for his reasoning correct - and he probably knew that.

Maybe consistency and honesty are determining factors here.

In addition, there is empathy. Millions of people being slaughtered in Africa tend to be considered "less important" by many westerners. Or at least get far less airtime.
JuNii
27-04-2009, 21:24
Stalin's worse than Hitler. At least if you were white and straight under Hitler you were treated well. Stalin punished all equally.

... so an equal opportunity tyrant is worse than a racist tyrant?
Hairless Kitten
27-04-2009, 21:30
Can one mass-murderer be called worse than another due to intention or death-toll?

I don't know if ducks can be measured. I'm not such a duck expert.
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:31
Sure! You just need a tape measure and someone to hold the duck.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:32
I don't know if ducks can be measured. I'm not such a duck expert.

:tongue: Titles have to be censored.
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:32
I don't know if ducks can be measured. I'm not such a duck expert.

>.>

<.<

You STOLE MY JOKE, YOU BIG D*C*gets shot*
Boihaemum
27-04-2009, 21:33
But is Hitler worse than Stalin or vice versa?

Depends on your ideology. ;)
Wilgrove
27-04-2009, 21:34
The thread title was misleading. :(
Hairless Kitten
27-04-2009, 21:35
:tongue: Titles have to be censored.

Why can't the leaders and president of this site stand ducks?

They don't do anything wrong, the ducks.

Were they molested in their youth by ducks?
Exilia and Colonies
27-04-2009, 21:36
A deck is fairly easy to measure. Thats no excuse for measuring and not swabbing though.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:37
What can't the leaders and president of this site stand ducks?

They don't do anything wrong, the ducks.

Were they molested in their youth by ducks?

I think it was listed as a offensive name for doctors.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:37
A deck is fairly easy to measure. Thats no excuse for measuring and not swabbing though.

But what of docks?
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:37
I think it was listed as a offensive name for doctors.

Nah, that would be "qu*ck".
Exilia and Colonies
27-04-2009, 21:38
But what of docks?

Irrelevant if you have no decks
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:39
Nah, that would be "qu*ck".

No, it was "d*ck"; it had something to do with b*lls.
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:40
No, it was "d*ck"; it had something to do with b*lls.

With bills?
Hairless Kitten
27-04-2009, 21:40
No, it was "d*ck"; it had something to do with b*lls.

How do you pronounce '*' ?
Vault 10
27-04-2009, 21:41
Can d*cks be measured?
Well, yes. Ship capacity, crane capacity, coastline length, overall area, ground area, storage capacity... a dozen measurements at least.
Missing Dog Head
27-04-2009, 21:42
No, it was "d*ck"; it had something to do with b*lls.

I actually shat my kacks when I read that. *high five*

MDH
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:44
How do you pronounce '*' ?

"!"
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:45
I actually shat my kacks when I read that. *high five*

MDH

You mean you "sh*t" them.

Why would you shoot your kacks anyways?
Vault 10
27-04-2009, 21:45
How do you pronounce '*' ?
It's like clapping one hand, only with the lip.
Hairless Kitten
27-04-2009, 21:45
I actually shat my kacks when I read that. *high five*

MDH

You sound like that one police officer from 'Allo Allo"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRsp5ubqJXw
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:47
How do you pronounce '*' ?

You sh*t your tongue through the *ss of your b*tch.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:47
I actually shat my kacks when I read that. *high five*

MDH

I apologize for you lack of bowel control. I am sure a d*ck would help.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:48
So many bad asterisks jokes, so little ammo. Who to kill first?
Missing Dog Head
27-04-2009, 21:49
I didn't really shit myself. It was just on of the funniest moments of my entire day. Except for seeing a random guy dancing with a really big umbrella. That was a winner.

MDH
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:50
So many bad asterisks jokes, so little ammo. Who to kill first?

Me, since I helped to ruin my own thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 21:52
So many bad asterisks jokes, so little ammo. Who to kill first?

I'm not getting sh*t by you!
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 22:06
So, could the U.S. Government be considered as bad as Nazis? It was responsible for innumerable innocents deaths in WWII.
Hairless Kitten
27-04-2009, 22:08
So, could the U.S. Government be considered as bad as Nazis? It was responsible for innumerable innocents deaths in WWII.

If they lost the war, the American generals would have faced Nürnberg.

History is written by the winners, my dear.
Boihaemum
27-04-2009, 22:12
So, could the U.S. Government be considered as bad as Nazis? It was responsible for innumerable innocents deaths in WWII.

Innumerable? Nah, close to 2 million are the best estimates I've been able to find in my readings. Mostly Japanese of course.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 22:15
Innumerable? Nah, close to 2 million are the best estimates I've been able to find in my readings. Mostly Japanese of course.

So then, was our (my and my fellow United Statesians') government "less bad", or equally reprehensible?
Boihaemum
27-04-2009, 22:23
So then, was our (my and my fellow United Statesians') government "less bad", or equally reprehensible?

I'd say with the way we treated the Japanese, (until after the war at least) that would be equally reprehensible. However, I would say most of the blame should fall on LeMay for his decision to firebomb, a move that was opposed by many generals and Truman, since he is the big boss man.

With the Germans I think we tried a lot harder to hit actual military targets and it was the Brits with the night bombing that hit more indiscriminately.
Cotton Isles
27-04-2009, 22:27
So then, was our (my and my fellow United Statesians') government "less bad",

Of course you were on the good guys side.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 22:29
I'd say with the way we treated the Japanese, (until after the war at least) that would be equally reprehensible. However, I would say most of the blame should fall on LeMay for his decision to firebomb, a move that was opposed by many generals and Truman, since he is the big boss man.

But Truman later approved of the atomic bomb.

With the Germans I think we tried a lot harder to hit actual military targets and it was the Brits with the night bombing that hit more indiscriminately.

Japanese tended to be more dehumanized in American propaganda.
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 22:32
Best case scenario would have been if Stalin and Hitler would have just had sex with each other then killed each other in shame / aganoy of gay lust.
Heikoku 2
27-04-2009, 22:34
Best case scenario would have been if Stalin and Hitler would have just had sex with each other then killed each other in shame / aganoy of gay lust.

You wanted them to f*ck each other in the *ss, and then both to get sh*t by each other?
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 22:34
Of course you were on the good guys side.

http://www.hdg.de/fileadmin/static/lemo/objekte/pict/Nachkriegsjahre_photoGrosseDrei/index.jpg
Exilia and Colonies
27-04-2009, 22:34
Of course you were on the good guys side.

And turned Western Europe (UK not included) and Japan into a pile of rubble in the process. Don't worry though you were on the good guy's side so its perfectly fine to trash the place.
Boihaemum
27-04-2009, 22:38
But Truman later approved of the atomic bomb.



Japanese tended to be more dehumanized in American propaganda.

Yes, and he gets the weight of that, I was mostly referencing the firebombing which was a lot more damaging than the two bombs. The militarists weren't even that impressed by the bombs but luckily they enough to get Hirohito to culminate his forcing out of the militarists that he had started after the firebombings. I've never had a high opinion of Truman but I truly despise LeMay.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 22:41
Yes, and he gets the weight of that, I was mostly referencing the firebombing which was a lot more damaging than the two bombs.

Yeah, I know. It is often neglected--the pilots having wear gas-masks to filter out the stench of burning civilians.

The militarists weren't even that impressed by the bombs but luckily they enough to get Hirohito to culminate his forcing out of the militarists that he had started after the firebombings. I've never had a high opinion of Truman but I truly despise LeMay.

I blame the our government for a lot of it; they let it happen, just as Hitler allowed the Holocaust.
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 22:45
I blame the our government for a lot of it; they let it happen, just as Hitler allowed the Holocaust.
You absolutely cannot equalize the Holocaust with the bombing of Japan. That's ridiculous in the extreme.
Risottia
27-04-2009, 22:50
You absolutely cannot equalize the Holocaust with the bombing of Japan. That's ridiculous in the extreme.

I find carpet-bombing (or atom-bombing) a city crowded with civilians a horrible deed and a war crime: but that's not even remotely comparable with the scientifically-planned extermination of the "Untermenschen" the Nazis attempted.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 22:55
You absolutely cannot equalize the Holocaust with the bombing of Japan. That's ridiculous in the extreme.

Well, that is what this thread is about. The Holocaust killed many more people, and was started by worse intentions, so you would say it could be considered much more terrible, right?
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 22:57
I find carpet-bombing (or atom-bombing) a city crowded with civilians a horrible deed and a war crime: but that's not even remotely comparable with the scientifically-planned extermination of the "Untermenschen" the Nazis attempted.
While the bombing of Japan was indeed awful and, if done today, probably a war crime (so many civilians lost their lives), I still think it was the right thing to do in order to get the Japanese to surrender. We did we we felt was needed to shorten the war, and it worked. I know you may not feel the same way, but there is also a direct relation for us.

For example, my grandpa told me that he was stationed on a boat outside of Japan and that they were getting mentally prepared to invade the Japanese mainland, and their commanding officer told them that most of them were expected to die in this fight . . . and then a few days later, we bombed Japan and then almost directly after, they surrendered. I mean, I know it was horrible, but in war, it really is "us vs. them", and the lives of "us" are always worth more than the lives of "them". It sounds horrible, but that's the reality of it.
Boihaemum
27-04-2009, 23:04
While the bombing of Japan was indeed awful and, if done today, probably a war crime (so many civilians lost their lives), I still think it was the right thing to do in order to get the Japanese to surrender. We did we we felt was needed to shorten the war, and it worked. I know you may not feel the same way, but there is also a direct relation for us.

For example, my grandpa told me that he was stationed on a boat outside of Japan and that they were getting mentally prepared to invade the Japanese mainland, and their commanding officer told them that most of them were expected to die in this fight . . . and then a few days later, we bombed Japan and then almost directly after, they surrendered. I mean, I know it was horrible, but in war, it really is "us vs. them", and the lives of "us" are always worth more than the lives of "them". It sounds horrible, but that's the reality of it.

This is also true, 2 sides to every coin. It was in fact the firebombing that convinced Hirohito to start the political maneuvering necessary to force the militarists out. He was finally successful with the dropping of the Atomic bombs as he referenced in his speech. The "total destruction" aspect.
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 23:13
Boihaemum, in a strange way, there is a very strong possibility that I only exist (as I do) because we bombed Japan and my grandpa wasn't forced to partake in (what otherwise would have been) the invasion of the Japanese mainland, in which there would have been a very, very likely chance of him dying.

Crazy shit.
Triblios
27-04-2009, 23:15
You absolutely cannot equalize the Holocaust with the bombing of Japan. That's ridiculous in the extreme.

Holocaust = ppl murdered for their origin

bombing of japan = ppl murdered for their origin,

murder is murder, unless ur victim's about 2 kill some1 else
JuNii
27-04-2009, 23:24
Holocaust = ppl murdered for their origin

bombing of japan = ppl murdered for their origin,

murder is murder, unless ur victim's about 2 kill some1 else

you forget how the Jews and Homosexuals performed a sneak attack on a German base in German Terratories, pulling Germany into WWII.

you also forget that the Atomic bomb was dropped after millions of Japanese were rounded up and forced to live in the two concentration camps Hiroshima and Nagasaki where they were forced into slave labor.
DrunkenDove
27-04-2009, 23:28
Threadjacked by post 3. Nice.
Boihaemum
28-04-2009, 01:21
Boihaemum, in a strange way, there is a very strong possibility that I only exist (as I do) because we bombed Japan and my grandpa wasn't forced to partake in (what otherwise would have been) the invasion of the Japanese mainland, in which there would have been a very, very likely chance of him dying.

Crazy shit.

I've got some cousins that are in the same boat, plus a few baby boomers that I know. 80% casualties expected for the 1 Marine (Guadacanal). Those number are mind boggling especially in the American experience, we hadn't seen anything like that since the Civil War and not near what would have been the scale.
Alonavia
28-04-2009, 01:24
I've got some cousins that are in the same boat, plus a few baby boomers that I know. 80% casualties expected for the 1 Marine (Guadacanal). Those number are mind boggling especially in the American experience, we hadn't seen anything like that since the Civil War and not near what would have been the scale.

I would have hated having to have been in that war.

Seeing that last few posts gives a new appreciation for the War in the Pacific.

Back on topic though, yes I think you can say some people were worse than others due to intentions and their death toll.
Domici
28-04-2009, 01:31
I thought this thread was about something completely different.

Yeah. I thought it was going to be a thread about how little sense it makes to weigh the duck you killed after you've filled it with lead shot.
Hairless Kitten
28-04-2009, 01:53
Can d*cks be measured? Sure.

http://www.intersex.org.za/images/Phall-O-Meter%204.jpg
Glorious Freedonia
28-04-2009, 03:17
Some dude that gets laid off and shoots his wife and kids and kills himself is like the lowly scumbag of murderers. The Columbine kids they had some style. They were murderers that would make great characters for a video game. Killing for racial and political reasons is the ever so uncool psychotic dictatorship way of doing things. I like the killers that are sort of well just hunters of men. No torture no rape just good clean people hunting. I am not saying that people should go out and do this sort of thing but all I am saying is that Icould relate to them on a video game level, you know? i cant really relate to any other murderers at all. They seem either sadistic or just sad and trashy.

Assuming that Jack the Ripper killed his victims quickly and then exhibited his surgical skill in a way that flaunted the police's ability to catch him was cool. BTK was a sick freak.