NationStates Jolt Archive

... Bachelor and Bachelorette Thread!

Just for S&G's and because its Spring Time lets decide who the most eligible man and woman are on NSG! You can name more than one person and you can name men or women. I'll compile the results and create a pole with the top 5 of both (some time) or maybe I won't but this should still be fun!

I think the most eligible men on NS are:
Blouman Empire: Because I want to hump his leg!

Gauntleted Fist: this handsome dawg is fresh out of Secondary School in a month or two ladies!

Sgt. Toomy/Hammurab/Et Al: Perfect for the woman who can't pick just one man and has an unrivaled way with language.

Most Eligible Women:
Muravyets: I don't think there is a man on NS who ain't crushing on her; older wiser, and more experienced

Saint Jade IV: Shes a school teacher and Scout Leader from Down Under... I mean COME ON!

Ryadn: Admittedly naughty and smokin' hot school teacher from Cali!




Disclaimer: The contents of this thread are for entertainment purposes only

Graduation is only a month away?

...Holy shit. /forgot

I'm going to nominate myself. :D

Male: Il Ruffino, who wouldn't?
Female: Dakini - gaming space scientist uber chick (Ardchoille of course remains long-term favourite but I'm allowing myself a harem)

I've always been curious about Franberry but probably because I'm transplanting the character of one of my favourite people, called Fran, onto the name, both have a seeming 'fuck you!' attitude - I suspect Franberry is male though.

Ard... I dig chicks with power ;) plus, shes a redhead :)

As NSG's sexiest Dragon, I nominate myself. :p

Me, me, I'd like to participate in the most illegible bachelor contest!











Oops, wrong vowelular order... :D

Men:

SaintB, Serisouly girls he is a comedian and he just had a haircut, come on a haircut look at all the single unwashed masses and if you find a guy with a haircut you keep him.

Sarkhann, one good looking school teacher

Hydesland, I don't really know but from what I can tell he is young (19-20) got some brains on him and from how he posts seems to me like he could be a looker

Women:

Nanatsu, well what else can I say?

Poli, from what I have seen she has a body you could die for

Rydan, I have heard she is a hot school teacher too, so that is my three.

As NSG's sexiest Dragon, I nominate myself. :p

*shudder*

*shudder*

You should nominate yourself CM, there are bound to be a few 14 year old posters who would be interested in you. :D

*nominates self*

*is male*

...not that anyone will vote for me, but it's nice to be noticed. :tongue:

Me, me, I'd like to participate in the most illegible bachelor contest!
Yeah, your handwriting seems bad. :p

Yeah, your handwriting seems bad. :p

That's a serious allegation, and I wasn't signing up for the most allegable bachelor contest! :D

Women:

Nanatsu, well what else can I say?



Doesn't eligible mean single ??

I think NaNa Kun's keeper might have something to say.

That's a serious allegation, and I wasn't signing up for the most allegable bachelor contest! :D
Not only that, you are hard to read through too. You get my vote.

Doesn't eligible mean single ??

I think NaNa Kun's keeper might have something to say.

Galloism can go suck a lemon.

*sneaks in* Nominates self *sneaks out*

Well, it's not like anyone else is going to do it.

*sneaks in* Nominates self *sneaks out*

Well, it's not like anyone else is going to do it.

Possibly because they'd be unable to spell your username.

Possibly because they'd be unable to spell your username.

Damn... that's where I've been going wrong all this time.

Galloism can go suck a lemon.

:sniper:

You want me to do what, now?

Damn... that's where I've been going wrong all this time.

We'll call you 'Erc' from now on, unless you prefer 'Fac'?

As NSG's sexiest Dragon, I nominate myself. :p

I think Frisbeeteria would have something to say about that. DRAGON FIGHT!

I nominate myself.

Unmarried.
6', 190.
Brown hair and eyes.
Professional, and employed.
Choral conductor = sensitive artist type + responsible.
Turning 39 in a few months, so also older...which is...yeah.

A picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blush_response/3474771392/

Am I wrong to imagine myself at least somewhat most eligible?

We'll call you 'Erc' from now on, unless you prefer 'Fac'?

Eof?

Eek.
I know...so few people. I should get more popular >.>
Innyhoo.

I nominate myself.
Like Eof said, no one else will be doing it.

Female, 19yrs old. Mexican. Brown hair/Green eyes. 5'11". Smart...?
Ignore me.

Eof?

Nope, already taken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_file). :D

Nope, already taken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_file). :D

Damn :( Faer?

:sniper:

You want me to do what, now?

You heard me.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/05/lemon.jpeg

Dammit why isn't there a "stand over" emoticon?

Eek.
I know...so few people. I should get more popular >.>
Innyhoo.

I nominate myself.
Like Eof said, no one else will be doing it.

Female, 19yrs old. Mexican. Brown hair/Green eyes. 5'11". Smart...?
Ignore me.

I would like to get to know you better. :wink:

Poli, from what I have seen she has a body you could die for


Not exactly a bachelorette either :p
I nominate myself.

Unmarried.
6', 190.
Brown hair and eyes.
Professional, and employed.
Choral conductor = sensitive artist type + responsible.
Turning 39 in a few months, so also older...which is...yeah.

A picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blush_response/3474771392/

Am I wrong to imagine myself at least somewhat most eligible?

You know I'd hit it in a New York minute. But it'd last for a Mexican minute. :p

Turning 39 eh? I didn't realise you were that much older than me...that's absolutely fantastic!

Damn :( Faer?

Only allowed when you're from the ~øerne (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A6r%C3%B8erne).

Not exactly a bachelorette either :p

Really? Spewing there I was thinking I had a chance. :p

You heard me.
<snippity lemon>

It sure is nice having her right next to me here.

Dammit why isn't there a "stand over" emoticon?

That, is why you fail.

Not exactly a bachelorette either :p


You know I'd hit it in a New York minute. But it'd last for a Mexican minute. :p

Turning 39 eh? I didn't realise you were that much older than me...that's absolutely fantastic!

Right back atcha, baby.

Only allowed when you're from the ~øerne (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A6r%C3%B8erne).

So sticking with Eofaerwic it is then :p

It sure is nice having her right next to me here.

Still eligble and nomination remains, if she wins don't think I wouldn't fight you for her. Hell even is she doesn't win I would still fight.

So sticking with Eofaerwic it is then :p

Eo man, faer out, wicked!

Damn... that's where I've been going wrong all this time.
It is more than you know. I keep thinking "who is that kick ass chick with an E and a bunch of vowels and that one avatar with the head thing in it?" I don't even know how to pronounce your nation name so like I haven't committed it to memory. I know who you are.....but not your name.

It's like that time I had that kid in class named Epdian.....I was like "you know that black kid who understands me when I talk about paradoxes? so we can joke around about temporal paradoxes and the rest of the 5 year olds are....5"

It is more than you know. I keep thinking "who is that kick ass chick with an E and a bunch of vowels and that one avatar with the head thing in it?" I don't even know how to pronounce your nation name so like I haven't committed it to memory. I know who you are.....but not your name.


Damn... I better make sure I don't change my avatar then :eek:

Tbh, I'm not certain how I'd pronounce it either, I chose it because Eboracum, Yorvik and Eoforwic were taken and I wanted a name for York, so I bastardized Eoforwic into Eofearwic.

I always thinking it's along the lines of Yo-fair-wik. Maybe if people just called me Eo.

I have a bit of money atm and 2 uniforms

/thread

Don't all jump on me at once!

Don't all jump on me at once!

*Rugby tackles TAI*

Don't all jump on me at once!

Don't play coy, TAI, you know that's exactly what you want. ;)

I forgot to nominate JuNii.....he's a boy. He's pretty awesome.

*Rugby tackles TAI*
"Ahh, my hip!

Damn kids, get off my lawn!"
Don't play coy, TAI, you know that's exactly what you want. ;)
http://www.watchingcriminalminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/snidely-whiplash.bmp

"Drats!

Foiled Again!"

I forgot to nominate JuNii.....he's a boy. He's pretty awesome.

What? :eek:

I thought he was female, that's two posters tonight in which I have been corrected on.

Damn... I better make sure I don't change my avatar then :eek:

Tbh, I'm not certain how I'd pronounce it either, I chose it because Eboracum, Yorvik and Eoforwic were taken and I wanted a name for York, so I bastardized Eoforwic into Eofearwic.

I always thinking it's along the lines of Yo-fair-wik. Maybe if people just called me Eo.

http://search.aol.com/aol/search?query=Captain+Eo&s_it=keyword_rollover&c.userid=-6673562519778671996&c.userid=49a30055-00185-02e4c-ec960c40

:eek:

What? :eek:

I thought he was female, that's two posters tonight in which I have been corrected on.
Nah, he's pretty emotionally aware though, so like if a chick has always dated guys who didn't support her when she was having crazy estrogen crying time, someone like JuNii would be great. He's a cuddler.

Most eligible bachelor: Vanishing_shame.

Most eligible "Bachelorette": Bottle.





Here are two of my pictures:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8d922b3127ccec4d230ea10aa00000040O00IYsmrNo2csQe3nwI/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9df28b3127ccec647e1a08b0d00000040O00IYsmrNo2csQe3nwI/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

I have since gotten a haircut and a shave.

cool. Another popularity topic!

I wish I could nominate Smunkee... but sadly (for me) she's taken. :(

dunno if Nanatsu counts...

dunno if Cabra counts (I know she has a BF)...

Nah, he's pretty emotionally aware though, so like if a chick has always dated guys who didn't support her when she was having crazy estrogen crying time, someone like JuNii would be great. He's a cuddler.

Mmm, wonders on JuNii's sexual orientation. :tongue:

cool. Another popularity topic!

Yep and your not it. :D

Mmm, wonders on JuNii's sexual orientation. :tongue:
:tongue:

I'm glad someone else said it or else I would have.

Nah, JuNii is straight and seems to be a good guy, just a bit lonely. A virgin ever on the lookout for a girl who will like him. I'm sure he'll find someone someday though, he actually seems like a nice reasonable guy. No homo.

*starts to wonder on my seuxality* j/k :D

Nominates -

Sgt. St. Hammurab for Christ with a Goatee.
Darknovae

(I'd nominate me, but I seriously think that no one considers old, single women eligible for much of anything except Social Security).

Nominates -

Sgt. St. Hammurab for Christ with a Goatee.
Darknovae

(I'd nominate me, but I seriously think that no one considers old, single women eligible for much of anything except Social Security).

Think again, baby. :fluffle:

Galloism can go suck a lemon.

From the last video I recorded NaNa Kun was going the sucking and it wanst a lemon she was sucking either.

Think again, baby. :fluffle:

*Nominates.*:fluffle:

I'm nominating myself. Yeah! That's right! Myself!

:tongue:

I'm glad someone else said it or else I would have.

Nah, JuNii is straight and seems to be a good guy, just a bit lonely. A virgin ever on the lookout for a girl who will like him. I'm sure he'll find someone someday though, he actually seems like a nice reasonable guy. No homo.

*starts to wonder on my seuxality* j/k :D

I don't think he has problems finding girls who like him, more like girls he likes (and are available).

Yep and your not it. :D

Its okay. I already have a girlfriend. Being popular on an internet forum isn't exactly high on my priority list. :p

Muravyets: I don't think there is a man on NS who ain't crushing on her; older wiser, and more experienced

Umm, I'm not.

I'm nominating myself. Yeah! That's right! Myself!

I nominate you!2 nominations, now you might win!

You should nominate yourself CM, there are bound to be a few 14 year old posters who would be interested in you. :D

I'm 15. ;)

I nominate you!2 nominations, now you might win!

Haha! No one can stop me now!

I'm 15. ;)

I didn't realise you were homosexual. Don't think CM swings that way, though.

I didn't realise you were homosexual. Don't think CM swings that way, though.

Damn, I thought I was in with a chance. :(

Mmm, wonders on JuNii's sexual orientation. :tongue: straight as an unfired arrow! :tongue:

I don't think he has problems finding girls who like him, more like girls he likes (and are available).

The problem is... the girls who like me, only *like* me. :(

Poli, from what I have seen she has a body you could die for


Most likely in the sense of "MY EYES! THE HORROR, IT BURNS! *dies*" :tongue:

Anyway, my boyfriend might object slightly to me being considered "most eligible," but given that most of the women being nominated seem to have that issue, I suppose we could just rename it "most eligible if they were actually eligible." :p

straight as an unfired arrow! :tongue:



The problem is... the girls who like me, only *like* me. :(

Fat ugly dumb bitches?

Fat ugly dumb bitches?

never met any. ;)

never met any. ;)

Well you clearly haven't looked in the mirror lately.

Well you clearly haven't looked in the mirror lately.

*looks in mirror.*

nope, still don't see any Fat ugly dumb bitch. :D

Umm, I'm not.
That's because 20 is old to you and you're still terrified of intelligent women. I'd jump Mur'v in a second were she into that and close enough to jump.

(I'd nominate me, but I seriously think that no one considers old, single women eligible for much of anything except Social Security).

Careful around GoG then. He might pretend he's 'helping you get your groceries into the house', but it's all a ruse!

Aw, I get it. Youre all to shy to nominate me. Dont be :p

Careful around GoG then. He might pretend he's 'helping you get your groceries into the house', but it's all a ruse!

Do you share?:)

Most eligible...for what?

In any other place it might go without saying that eligibility refers to one's romantic availability, but on NSG it's just as likely to mean "eligible...for a pie to the face."

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.

That's because 20 is old to you and you're still terrified of intelligent women.

Again, no. I respect Mur, and I think she's an extremely intelligent woman and an asset to NSG, but I don't develop cybercrushes.

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.

Well that will make your face an easier target for a pie...

Again, no. I respect Mur, and I think she's an extremely intelligent woman and an asset to NSG, but I don't develop cybercrushes.

http://mid4.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cyber-sex.jpg

Do you share?:)

For a fee ;)

That's right, I said it!

Again, no. I respect Mur, and I think she's an extremely intelligent woman and an asset to NSG, but I don't develop cybercrushes.
Ooohhh well look at YOU...no 'cybercrushes' aren't you just all grown up and mature!

'Tever. I totally cybercrush. Sometimes I get to fuck my cybercrushes too. Even better when your cybercrush ends up being someone you want to spend an inordinate amount of time with in real life too.

Ooohhh well look at YOU...no 'cybercrushes' aren't you just all grown up and mature!

This is what I dislike about you. You act so unbelievably condescending. I don't develop cybercrushes. Doesn't make me a moron. You do, doesn't make you a moron. It's all a matter of opinion.

Most eligible...for what?

In any other place it might go without saying that eligibility refers to one's romantic availability, but on NSG it's just as likely to mean "eligible...for a pie to the face."

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.
Not the best thought-out plan, really...

Lulz at all the self nominations. :D

Well that will make your face an easier target for a pie...
Damn, too late.

Careful around GoG then. He might pretend he's 'helping you get your groceries into the house', but it's all a ruse!

All guys use a ruse. You want to check out my new CD I downloaded? Hey I got a new car you want to take a ride? Yeah I collect (whatever you are interested in) you want to come over and check out my collection? Hey there's a dollar on the ground. Can you bend over and pick it up for me? You need help with those groceries.....

This is what I dislike about you. You act so unbelievably condescending. I don't develop cybercrushes. Doesn't make me a moron. You do, doesn't make you a moron. It's all a matter of opinion.

...

What I would dislike about you if I put that much effort into it, is your complete inability to understand sarcasm and/or the fact that in my mind, the sentence you are responding to was spoken in Homer Simpson's voice.

Tsk. Tsk tsk.

Even though married I can take a second, third or even fourth wife according to the wife's home nations laws. Of course it wouldn't mean crap here in the states for obvious reasons. So I could possibly be eligible.

the sentence you are responding to was spoken in Homer Simpson's voice.
Suddenly, there was a light, and everything began to make sense.

All guys use a ruse. You want to check out my new CD I downloaded? Hey I got a new car you want to take a ride? Yeah I collect (whatever you are interested in) you want to come over and check out my collection? Hey there's a dollar on the ground. Can you bend over and pick it up for me? You need help with those groceries.....

You think women don't do the same thing? Oh pardon me I just have to reach for this thing on your desk which causes me to give you a great view of my cleavage, oh look I dropped a pencil, let me pick that up (have to touch my toes to do it apparently)...oh hockey/soccer/boxing/basketball/football I just LOVE that sport...:p

'Tever. I totally cybercrush. Sometimes I get to fuck my cybercrushes too. Even better when your cybercrush ends up being someone you want to spend an inordinate amount of time with in real life too.

That's amazingly similar to how I met both my (current) partners.. and the one before that too. And since I've a track record of getting together with people I met over the internet, I am the ULTIMATE self nomination. Everyone else has had a slice of the jordi pie, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T.

Gods.

Suddenly, there was a light, and everything began to make sense.I was doing that thing where he prances around too and sticks up his pinky finger to make fun of 'sophistication'.

That's amazingly similar to how I met both my (current) partners.. and the one before that too. And since I've a track record of getting together with people I met over the internet, I am the ULTIMATE self nomination. Everyone else has had a slice of the jordi pie, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T.

Gods.

:D

I though Jordi wasn't into being pied...

I was doing that thing where he prances around too and sticks up his pinky finger to make fun of 'sophistication'.

Did you just make a Sponge Bob Square Pants reference?

:D

I though Jordi wasn't into being pied...

Even if I'm not (and gods do I wish I was, but it just ain't there) it's still other peoples problems if they haven't gotten into the pants of someone as easy as I am. I mean come on. I don't even go out looking for it and it happens.

I was doing that thing where he prances around too and sticks up his pinky finger to make fun of 'sophistication'.You must stick out the pinky finger, just so. *demonstrates*

Perhaps an inch from the glass, but with my abnormally large hands, my finger would only be a half inch, you see?

The devil is in the details!

Perhaps an inch from the glass, but with my abnormally large hands, my finger would only be a half inch, you see?

Well, you know what they say about men with big hands.

Did you just make a Sponge Bob Square Pants reference?
Not saying it's unlikely, but in this case, no.

Well, you know what they say about men with big hands.

They have big feet?

Did you just make a Sponge Bob Square Pants reference?

No, that would be 'putting on airs'.

um. Apparently.

They have big feet?

I was going for big gloves, actually, but alright.

No, that would be 'putting on airs'.

um. Apparently.

Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear.

That's because 20 is old to you

Oh, and by the way, that's also complete bullshit. Maybe stop making stuff up about my age preference for women, yeah?

Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear.Inadvertent reference?

Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear. I've seen them all, you're correct. And I don't have to pretend I like it just because my kids do :D But no, in this case it was Homer Simpson prancing around like a jackass.

Oh, and by the way, that's also complete bullshit. Maybe stop making stuff up about my age preference for women, yeah?

Maybe you should grow some thicker skin and a sense of humour?

Nozzle.

Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear.

"Air is not good".

Patrick teaches Spongebob how to 'put on airs' for when he goes to Sandy's for tea. Or so I'm told.

Maybe you should grow some thicker skin and a sense of humour?

I can never tell with you.

Hold on, isn't Patrick a lobster or something? How can he have fingers?

Hold on, isn't Patrick a lobster or something? How can he have fingers?

What, Patrick is the Starfish. The Lobster is Larry the weight lifter.

*Just realizing I know way to much about Sponge Bob.

I can never tell with you.
Remind yourself, "Neesika is not a subtle creature" and you'll never be unsure again.

Hold on, isn't Patrick a lobster or something? How can he have fingers?...It's a cartoon.

...It's a cartoon.

This is propagandist bull.

This is propagandist bull.

Yup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

I can never tell with you.


Neesika is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple.

This is propagandist bull.Every chance I get.

Remind yourself, "Neesika is not a subtle creature" and you'll never be unsure again.

But your insults and your jokes look pretty much the same.

But your insults and your jokes look pretty much the same.

Then perhaps you should take me less seriously as a general rule?

Though I'm not sure what the flying fuck you're on about...if I were insulting you, I'd be a lot more vicious than mocking your level of maturity.

Though I'm not sure what the flying fuck you're on about...if I were insulting you, I'd be a lot more vicious than mocking your level of maturity.

But within the confines of NSG, you can only go so far, so you can't exactly go on an all out rampage against me. I thought you were mildly insulting my maturity levels.

But within the confines of NSG, you can only go so far, so you can't exactly go on an all out rampage against me. I thought you were mildly insulting my maturity levels.

*sigh*

Drop it.

Neesika is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple.

There's something increadibly sexy about an unsubtle women - nomination for Neesika (second? third? can't be arsed to go back and check).

It seems the word eligible has taken on new connotations while I was away.

Oh, wait, did you say Neesika?

...Never mind.

It seems the word eligible has taken on new connotations while I was away.

Oh, wait, did you say Neesika?

...Never mind.

Well eligability (or lack thereof) doesn't seem to be affecting the nominations so far.

Well eligability (or lack thereof) doesn't seem to be affecting the nominations so far.

Eligibility never affects popularity contests. Only post count and amount of spam per meaningful post counts. THE TRUE ARTISTS combine both. I just use allcaps.

I'm not eligible at all, which is a situation that makes me very happy. And since I didn't take the time to read the whole thread, I just need to ask if Lunatic Goofballs was nominated. He's such a dreamboat, after all.

Aw, I get it. Youre all to shy to nominate me. Dont be :p

Aren't you engaged? Maybe I have a traditionalist definition of "eligible," but I thought having a fiancee made one ineligible.

Maybe I have a traditionalist definition of "eligible," but I thought having a fiancee made one ineligible.

That sounds about right, yes. If you're unable to play according to the rules, you're out of the game.

That sounds about right, yes. If you're unable to play according to the rules, you're out of the game.

bit poly-phobic of you, non?

Aren't you engaged? Maybe I have a traditionalist definition of "eligible," but I thought having a fiancee made one ineligible.

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

This thread is full of sin. What's worse, though, is I know the relationship status of people here about as well as I know with people I actually, you know, have human contact with.
And who is Nan?

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

BF/GF =|= getting married.

hence why My nominations were more like... err... questions...

and where would 'keeper' fit? :confused:

bit poly-phobic of you, non?

Since I'm a horrible person, I vehemently loathe the poly-amorous. Damn those bastards with their depraved orgies! And no, I'm not jealous at all. Perish the thought!

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

*nominates Neo Art* ;)

*nominates Neo Art* ;)

It's about damn time somebody did.

and where would 'keeper' fit? :confused:

In bad literotica porn? *shrug*

In bad literotica porn? *shrug*

How is literotica porn?

Is "literotica" even a word?

In bad literotica porn? *shrug*

*covers own mouth with hand*

Is "literotica" even a word?

It's a website.

Well, you know what they say about men with big hands.

Biiiiiiiiiiig gloves. Large ring sizes, too. They also make bad proctologists...or good ones, depending on your appetite for stretching.

Neesika is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple.

Or a flying mallet. Fly over here and leave your mark on me.

But your insults and your jokes look pretty much the same.

And that's one of the good things about her! Rawr!

It's a website.Ah, so does this make it a word?

Curious Inquiry has a valid point. My reasonable question still hasn't been answered. I'm going to sulk and pout until this injustice has been rectified!

Ah, so does this make it a word?

It makes it a proper noun, anyway. :p

Still sulking... AND pouting!

Since I'm a horrible person, I vehemently loathe the poly-amorous. Damn those bastards with their depraved orgies! And no, I'm not jealous at all. Perish the thought!

poly =/= orgy

I'm rather eligible and a bachelor! :fluffle:

But I agree with SaintB, Blouman. He does drunk NSG posting. Win.

poly =/= orgy

Every now and then, I regret my choice of nation-name, because for half a second there, I was really confused as to why anyone thought I was an orgy. :p

poly =/= orgy

They'd like you to believe that.

poli = orgy

Fixed.

Please god, let this be fixed.

Fixed.

Please god, let this be fixed.

What, one of me isn't enough? Sheesh! :p

Every now and then, I regret my choice of nation-name, because for half a second there, I was really confused as to why anyone thought I was an orgy. :p

There are worse things to be called. At least you'll be associated with a good time. And sore genitals, of course.

There are worse things to be called. At least you'll be associated with a good time. And sore genitals, of course.

Mmm....sore genitals...*daydreams*

What, one of me isn't enough? Sheesh! :p

There are never enough intelligent, sexy women. And they're all married. Or gay. Or too damned far away. Or too young (and not blessed with the eyes to see older as attractive).

*sneaks in* Nominates self *sneaks out*

Well, it's not like anyone else is going to do it.

Ditto everyone's bit about your name being unpronounceable. I can't commit to memory names I can't pronounce in my head. Generally I just recognize your avatar, glance at the name, and remember that you seem like a cool broad.

Wanna be less eligible? :D

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

You make it sound so... sordid.

Yeah, guys, I got a THING!

You make it sound so... sordid.

Yeah, guys, I got a THING!

Yeah, you do. Rowr!

There are never enough intelligent, sexy women. And they're all married. Or gay. Or too damned far away. Or too young (and not blessed with the eyes to see older as attractive).

Heh, I'm fairly convinced that lots of Polis would be more like a horror movie than a fantasy. (And dude, you're a choral geek. That is inherently attractive regardless of age. :D )

You make it sound so... sordid.

Yeah, guys, I got a THING!

Hey, sordid can be fun... ;)

Ah, what the hell, Ill nominate me, I am pretty eligible, lol

(And dude, you're a choral geek. That is inherently attractive regardless of age. :D )

Wanna come over and indulge in a little pandiatonic chromaticism?

:fluffle:

Ah, what the hell, Ill nominate me, I am pretty eligible, lol

I'll nominate you if you nominate me... Don't worry it won't make us gay... I think...

Wanna come over and indulge in a little pandiatonic chromaticism?

:fluffle:

Heeeeeee! Best pick-up line I've heard in a long time. :D

I'll nominate you if you nominate me... Don't worry it won't make us gay... I think...

Ah, Double-Dutch Rudder, lol...

Okay, I nominate Saige Dragon....

Ah, Double-Dutch Rudder, lol...

Okay, I nominate Saige Dragon....

Sweet, I still find women attractive! I nominate Skallvia.

...I got nominated?!

....strange place, this NSG...

I'm 15. ;)

And female? You really should get to know CM.

CM meet Ring of Isengard, Ring of Isengard meet CM.

I am such the matchmaker. :p

straight as an unfired arrow! :tongue:

Spewing. :p

And female? You really should get to know CM.

CM meet Ring of Isengard, Ring of Isengard meet CM.

I am such the matchmaker. :p

Our very own Yenta.

Most likely in the sense of "MY EYES! THE HORROR, IT BURNS! *dies*" :tongue:

Anyway, my boyfriend might object slightly to me being considered "most eligible," but given that most of the women being nominated seem to have that issue, I suppose we could just rename it "most eligible if they were actually eligible." :p

Ah the damn boyfriend, I will soon make that problem disappear. >.> <.< :p

But that might be a good idea to change the title.

Lulz at all the self nominations. :D

We all know you want to self nominate yourself GF.

But to place you out of your misery I too will nominate you.

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

Are you eligible Neo?

I'm rather eligible and a bachelor! :fluffle:

But I agree with SaintB, Blouman. He does drunk NSG posting. Win.

Hey I know have two *cheers*

I would nominate you but you're a kiwi :p

Actually I won't nominate youbecause I know you aren't eligible well at least you weren't last time we talked.

Are you eligible Neo?

Depends, does my girlfriend get to watch?

We all know you want to self nominate yourself GF.

But to place you out of your misery I too will nominate you.That makes my second nomination, then. :D

Depends, does my girlfriend get to watch?

Is that a no?

My answer to your question is a yes.

Tothe remains single... however, I rather doubt the NSG ladies want to associate with a banjo-pickin', rifle-shootin' teetotaler libertarian who would rather read a book or play board and card games than go to a club or the theater. I'm rather boring.

Sweet, I still find women attractive! I nominate Skallvia.

Why's this nomination so sticky?

Tothe remains single... however, I rather doubt the NSG ladies want to associate with a banjo-pickin', rifle-shootin' teetotaler libertarian who would rather read a book or play board and card games than go to a club or the theater. I'm rather boring.

Boring isn't the problem. Lots of girls don't mind boring. How you're going to attract a mate as a libertarian, on the other hand...

Hey I know have two *cheers*

I would nominate you but you're a kiwi :p

Actually I won't nominate youbecause I know you aren't eligible well at least you weren't last time we talked.

Haha yes, I'm even less eligible than when we last talked.. Oh well :tongue:

Haha yes, I'm even less eligible than when we last talked.. Oh well :tongue:

Engaged?

Engaged?

Fuck no!!! But, it kinda feels like it sometimes haha.

Fuck no!!! But, it kinda feels like it sometimes haha.

ROFL, ah ok I see, I see, cool.

Boring isn't the problem. Lots of girls don't mind boring. How you're going to attract a mate as a libertarian, on the other hand...

Not on NSG, that's for damn sure :p

Most eligible...for what?

In any other place it might go without saying that eligibility refers to one's romantic availability, but on NSG it's just as likely to mean "eligible...for a pie to the face."

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.

LG, the jig is up :(

Heheh... I nominate: Pope Lando II as well!

Tothe remains single... however, I rather doubt the NSG ladies want to associate with a banjo-pickin', rifle-shootin' teetotaler libertarian who would rather read a book or play board and card games than go to a club or the theater. I'm rather boring.

Hmm. I don't know, how do you feel about old, divorced Republocrats who would rather read a book or do cross-stitch than go clubbing or to the theater?

Hmm. I don't know, how do you feel about old, divorced Republocrats who would rather read a book or do cross-stitch than go clubbing or to the theater?

. . . I'm listening . . . ;)

I wish I could nominate Smunkee... but sadly (for me) she's taken. :(

dunno if Nanatsu counts...

dunno if Cabra counts (I know she has a BF)...

That doesn't mean I've stopped playing around ;)

Ditto everyone's bit about your name being unpronounceable. I can't commit to memory names I can't pronounce in my head. Generally I just recognize your avatar, glance at the name, and remember that you seem like a cool broad.

*goes off to figure out if there's a way to change her name to something pronouncable*

Wanna be less eligible? :D

Best offer I've had all week :fluffle:

Heheh... I nominate: Pope Lando II as well!

Why, you think he'll give much water?

That doesn't mean I've stopped playing around ;)

Swweet... *Nominates Cabra West*

LG, the jig is up :(
Can I volunteer to be eligible for a pie to the face? I kinda want dessert right now, and I have nimble cat-like reflexes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFO4CiDDhA).

And female? You really should get to know CM.

CM meet Ring of Isengard, Ring of Isengard meet CM.

I am such the matchmaker. :p

Unfortunately for him - he ain't gay/ I'm not a woman.

I believe that I have to officially notify NSG that I too am a bachelor, and must thus enter my name into NSG's most eligible.

Why, you think he'll give much water?

No but as he is NSG's foremost celibate/anti sexual its funny to nominate him.

I'll keep this for one more day then taly 'em up and start the voting

I'll keep this for one more day then taly 'em up and start the voting
Oooh! A vote!

Is it going to be an approval or a plurality poll - or will it be all write-in posts? And if I win, what kind of pie is LG going to ambush me with?

I am single, so I can't be disqualified yet.

Unfortunately for him - he ain't gay/ I'm not a woman.

That's a shame.

Don't worry mate we will find you that special guy.

In support of my self-nomination, I offer this recent evidence from the new NSG pics thread:

Artie as Indy. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14748531&postcount=380)

For your consideration as NSG's most eligible (and most-in-need-of-a-girlfriend) bachelor.

For your consideration as NSG's most eligible (and most-in-need-of-a-girlfriend) bachelor.

And why are you most in need?

Are none of the other single people on here just as in need?

That's a shame.

Don't worry mate we will find you that special guy.

He probably worries more that you will find him someone here, on NSG.

And why are you most in need?

Are none of the other single people on here just as in need?

Well, I suppose I could go without. I make sacrifices for my comrades. Of course, I shall first require four young females to apply for me....

He probably worries more that you will find him someone here, on NSG.

lol :D

Well, I suppose I could go without. I make sacrifices for my comrades. Of course, I shall first require four young females to apply for me....

Thank you, but that's not necessary.

And why are you most in need?

Are none of the other single people on here just as in need?

Three months, going with nothing. Nada, zilch, zippo. Fucking life and work has been consuming just about every moment of my spare time.

Anybody else has me beat on the duration since their last good encounter, then by all means I cede the point to that person.

Well, I suppose I could go without. I make sacrifices for my comrades. Of course, I shall first require four young females to apply for me....

No worry, I'm already not counting my nominations because I currently have women in cue.

Three months, going with nothing. Nada, zilch, zippo. Fucking life and work has been consuming just about every moment of my spare time.

Anybody else has me beat on the duration since their last good encounter, then by all means I cede the point to that person.

Three months oh poor you, cry me a river. :p

I think you will be beaten we had a thread not that long ago and people were talking multiple years without anything.

Three months oh poor you, cry me a river. :p

I think you will be beaten we had a thread not that long ago and people were talking multiple years without anything.

Fine, fine. Though, to be fair, were these people married, or previously married? This is an important part of the issue.

Fine, fine. Though, to be fair, were these people married, or previously married? This is an important part of the issue.

Never married

Never married

Alright, I cede the point.

Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

Dude, you are 17. There are two types of teens, the ones that fuck everything, and the ones that get ignored. Calm down on the never been kissed thing, you'll probably end up with a much better sex life down the road than the ones who will have children by graduation.

Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

I have never had a girlfriend nor been kissed, either, and I am 19.

Fuck your life.

That's a shame.

Don't worry mate we will find you that special guy.
Say what now?
He probably worries more that you will find him someone here, on NSG.
I am.
Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

I have never had a girlfriend nor been kissed, either, and I am 19.

Fuck your life.

What's your point?

What's your point?

The "No Fat Chicks" policy was a bad idea?

What's your point?

That if his qualifications make him extremely eligible, then I am the hottest stuff in town. :D

The "No Fat Chicks" policy was a bad idea?
Not for me it wasn't. ( does that make sense?)
That if his qualifications make him extremely eligible, then I am the hottest stuff in town. :D

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way.

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way.

I feared as much. :(

I feared as much. :(

After I slate my lust for Blouman I can go after you if you like? I mean sure getting your leg humped aint all that but its funny as hell!

Voting closes in 1 hour!

Say what now?

You are not gay?

It's alright man you are amongst friends we aren't going to treat you any different.

SaintB do you mean voting or nominations?

SaintB do you mean voting or nominations?

Uhh I mean nominations...

You are not gay?
No, sorry to disapoint you.
It's alright man you are amongst friends we aren't going to treat you any different.

This is like the 3rd time someone on NSG has though I was gay. Why?

Nominations are closed, I have sorted and counted them and will have the top bachelors and bachelorettes to vote on very soon.

This is like the 3rd time someone on NSG has though I was gay. Why?

Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.

Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.

Hey, I jokingly expressed interest in plenty of the men here on NS and nobody questions that I'm heterosexual. (I think)

Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.
I was joking, cos I feel confident in my own sexuality.
Hey, I jokingly expressed interest in plenty of the men here on NS and nobody questions that I'm heterosexual. (I think)
I wouldn't be so sure.

I was joking, cos I feel confident in my own sexuality.

We have not got anything else to go off of.

"Confident"? I never trusted my sexuality, it is a damned rascal.

We have not got anything else to go off of.

"Confident"? I never trusted my sexuality, it is a damned rascal.

lol.

A rascal, eh?

No, sorry to disapoint you.

Well it doesn't bother me you are a few years to young for me. Maybe in a few years time then we can talk. :wink:

This is like the 3rd time someone on NSG has though I was gay. Why?

Well maybe because when I tried to set you up with CM you said that he wasn't gay and you're not a woman. Nothing to do about you not being gay or him not being a woman.

As I say you can admit it, we don't care we aren't going to think any less of you for it.

Well it doesn't bother me you are a few years to young for me. Maybe in a few years time then we can talk. :wink:

We'll see.

Well maybe because when I tried to set you up with CM you said that he wasn't gay and you're not a woman. Nothing to do about you not being gay or him not being a woman.

True, I did word that badly.
As I say you can admit it, we don't care we aren't going to think any less of you for it.

I know,but I'm not gay. If I were I'd be open about it.

We'll see.

I like where this is going-Alllllright!

True, I did word that badly.

Indeed it was. :)

I know,but I'm not gay. If I were I'd be open about it.

That's a shame :(



:p




:)

Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.
He did?!? :eek2:

He did?!? :eek2:

I did.

I did.

Even as a joke, that still strikes me as....


Disturbing.

He did?!? :eek2:

Go back and read the thread CM, I tried to hook you up. :p

Go back and read the thread CM, I tried to hook you up. :p

I just did.... I'm not sure if I should thank you or not...:tongue:

I just did.... I'm not sure if I should thank you or not...:tongue:

lol, just trying to help dude.

Even as a joke, that still strikes me as....


Disturbing.

Homophobe.