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NSG's Most Eligible...

SaintB
27-04-2009, 07:24
... Bachelor and Bachelorette Thread!

Just for S&G's and because its Spring Time lets decide who the most eligible man and woman are on NSG! You can name more than one person and you can name men or women. I'll compile the results and create a pole with the top 5 of both (some time) or maybe I won't but this should still be fun!

I think the most eligible men on NS are:
Blouman Empire: Because I want to hump his leg!

Gauntleted Fist: this handsome dawg is fresh out of Secondary School in a month or two ladies!

Sgt. Toomy/Hammurab/Et Al: Perfect for the woman who can't pick just one man and has an unrivaled way with language.

Most Eligible Women:
Muravyets: I don't think there is a man on NS who ain't crushing on her; older wiser, and more experienced

Saint Jade IV: Shes a school teacher and Scout Leader from Down Under... I mean COME ON!

Ryadn: Admittedly naughty and smokin' hot school teacher from Cali!




Disclaimer: The contents of this thread are for entertainment purposes only
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 07:35
Graduation is only a month away?

...Holy shit. /forgot
Wilgrove
27-04-2009, 07:38
I'm going to nominate myself. :D
Barringtonia
27-04-2009, 07:39
Male: Il Ruffino, who wouldn't?
Female: Dakini - gaming space scientist uber chick (Ardchoille of course remains long-term favourite but I'm allowing myself a harem)

I've always been curious about Franberry but probably because I'm transplanting the character of one of my favourite people, called Fran, onto the name, both have a seeming 'fuck you!' attitude - I suspect Franberry is male though.
Lapse
27-04-2009, 09:23
Ard... I dig chicks with power ;) plus, shes a redhead :)
South Lorenya
27-04-2009, 09:44
As NSG's sexiest Dragon, I nominate myself. :p
Bokkiwokki
27-04-2009, 10:48
Me, me, I'd like to participate in the most illegible bachelor contest!











Oops, wrong vowelular order... :D
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 11:59
Men:

SaintB, Serisouly girls he is a comedian and he just had a haircut, come on a haircut look at all the single unwashed masses and if you find a guy with a haircut you keep him.

Sarkhann, one good looking school teacher

Hydesland, I don't really know but from what I can tell he is young (19-20) got some brains on him and from how he posts seems to me like he could be a looker

Women:

Nanatsu, well what else can I say?

Poli, from what I have seen she has a body you could die for

Rydan, I have heard she is a hot school teacher too, so that is my three.
Conserative Morality
27-04-2009, 12:02
As NSG's sexiest Dragon, I nominate myself. :p

*shudder*
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 12:08
*shudder*

You should nominate yourself CM, there are bound to be a few 14 year old posters who would be interested in you. :D
Delator
27-04-2009, 12:28
*nominates self*

*is male*

...not that anyone will vote for me, but it's nice to be noticed. :tongue:
Brutland and Norden
27-04-2009, 12:34
Me, me, I'd like to participate in the most illegible bachelor contest!
Yeah, your handwriting seems bad. :p
Bokkiwokki
27-04-2009, 13:07
Yeah, your handwriting seems bad. :p

That's a serious allegation, and I wasn't signing up for the most allegable bachelor contest! :D
greed and death
27-04-2009, 13:10
Women:

Nanatsu, well what else can I say?



Doesn't eligible mean single ??

I think NaNa Kun's keeper might have something to say.
Brutland and Norden
27-04-2009, 13:44
That's a serious allegation, and I wasn't signing up for the most allegable bachelor contest! :D
Not only that, you are hard to read through too. You get my vote.
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 13:51
Doesn't eligible mean single ??

I think NaNa Kun's keeper might have something to say.

Galloism can go suck a lemon.
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 14:17
*sneaks in* Nominates self *sneaks out*

Well, it's not like anyone else is going to do it.
Getbrett
27-04-2009, 14:21
*sneaks in* Nominates self *sneaks out*

Well, it's not like anyone else is going to do it.

Possibly because they'd be unable to spell your username.
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 14:24
Possibly because they'd be unable to spell your username.

Damn... that's where I've been going wrong all this time.
Galloism
27-04-2009, 14:46
Galloism can go suck a lemon.

:sniper:

You want me to do what, now?
Bokkiwokki
27-04-2009, 15:00
Damn... that's where I've been going wrong all this time.

We'll call you 'Erc' from now on, unless you prefer 'Fac'?
Intangelon
27-04-2009, 15:04
As NSG's sexiest Dragon, I nominate myself. :p

I think Frisbeeteria would have something to say about that. DRAGON FIGHT!
Intangelon
27-04-2009, 15:09
I nominate myself.

Unmarried.
6', 190.
Brown hair and eyes.
Professional, and employed.
Choral conductor = sensitive artist type + responsible.
Turning 39 in a few months, so also older...which is...yeah.

A picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blush_response/3474771392/

Am I wrong to imagine myself at least somewhat most eligible?
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 15:09
We'll call you 'Erc' from now on, unless you prefer 'Fac'?

Eof?
Dluighinleigh
27-04-2009, 15:23
Eek.
I know...so few people. I should get more popular >.>
Innyhoo.

I nominate myself.
Like Eof said, no one else will be doing it.

Female, 19yrs old. Mexican. Brown hair/Green eyes. 5'11". Smart...?
Ignore me.
Bokkiwokki
27-04-2009, 15:24
Eof?

Nope, already taken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_file). :D
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 15:25
Nope, already taken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_of_file). :D

Damn :( Faer?
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 15:28
:sniper:

You want me to do what, now?

You heard me.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/05/lemon.jpeg

Dammit why isn't there a "stand over" emoticon?
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 15:29
Eek.
I know...so few people. I should get more popular >.>
Innyhoo.

I nominate myself.
Like Eof said, no one else will be doing it.

Female, 19yrs old. Mexican. Brown hair/Green eyes. 5'11". Smart...?
Ignore me.

I would like to get to know you better. :wink:
Neesika
27-04-2009, 15:38
Poli, from what I have seen she has a body you could die for


Not exactly a bachelorette either :p
I nominate myself.

Unmarried.
6', 190.
Brown hair and eyes.
Professional, and employed.
Choral conductor = sensitive artist type + responsible.
Turning 39 in a few months, so also older...which is...yeah.

A picture:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/blush_response/3474771392/

Am I wrong to imagine myself at least somewhat most eligible?

You know I'd hit it in a New York minute. But it'd last for a Mexican minute. :p

Turning 39 eh? I didn't realise you were that much older than me...that's absolutely fantastic!
Bokkiwokki
27-04-2009, 15:38
Damn :( Faer?

Only allowed when you're from the ~øerne (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A6r%C3%B8erne).
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 15:40
Not exactly a bachelorette either :p

Really? Spewing there I was thinking I had a chance. :p
Galloism
27-04-2009, 15:40
You heard me.
<snippity lemon>

It sure is nice having her right next to me here.

Dammit why isn't there a "stand over" emoticon?

That, is why you fail.
Intangelon
27-04-2009, 15:40
Not exactly a bachelorette either :p


You know I'd hit it in a New York minute. But it'd last for a Mexican minute. :p

Turning 39 eh? I didn't realise you were that much older than me...that's absolutely fantastic!

Right back atcha, baby.
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 15:42
Only allowed when you're from the ~øerne (http://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A6r%C3%B8erne).

So sticking with Eofaerwic it is then :p
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 15:43
It sure is nice having her right next to me here.

Still eligble and nomination remains, if she wins don't think I wouldn't fight you for her. Hell even is she doesn't win I would still fight.
Bokkiwokki
27-04-2009, 15:44
So sticking with Eofaerwic it is then :p

Eo man, faer out, wicked!
Smunkeeville
27-04-2009, 16:58
Damn... that's where I've been going wrong all this time.
It is more than you know. I keep thinking "who is that kick ass chick with an E and a bunch of vowels and that one avatar with the head thing in it?" I don't even know how to pronounce your nation name so like I haven't committed it to memory. I know who you are.....but not your name.

It's like that time I had that kid in class named Epdian.....I was like "you know that black kid who understands me when I talk about paradoxes? so we can joke around about temporal paradoxes and the rest of the 5 year olds are....5"
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 17:18
It is more than you know. I keep thinking "who is that kick ass chick with an E and a bunch of vowels and that one avatar with the head thing in it?" I don't even know how to pronounce your nation name so like I haven't committed it to memory. I know who you are.....but not your name.


Damn... I better make sure I don't change my avatar then :eek:

Tbh, I'm not certain how I'd pronounce it either, I chose it because Eboracum, Yorvik and Eoforwic were taken and I wanted a name for York, so I bastardized Eoforwic into Eofearwic.

I always thinking it's along the lines of Yo-fair-wik. Maybe if people just called me Eo.
Call to power
27-04-2009, 17:20
I have a bit of money atm and 2 uniforms

/thread
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 17:20
Don't all jump on me at once!
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 17:29
Don't all jump on me at once!

*Rugby tackles TAI*
Intangelon
27-04-2009, 17:40
Don't all jump on me at once!

Don't play coy, TAI, you know that's exactly what you want. ;)
Smunkeeville
27-04-2009, 17:44
I forgot to nominate JuNii.....he's a boy. He's pretty awesome.
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 17:48
*Rugby tackles TAI*
"Ahh, my hip!

Damn kids, get off my lawn!"
Don't play coy, TAI, you know that's exactly what you want. ;)
http://www.watchingcriminalminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/snidely-whiplash.bmp

"Drats!

Foiled Again!"
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 17:50
I forgot to nominate JuNii.....he's a boy. He's pretty awesome.

What? :eek:

I thought he was female, that's two posters tonight in which I have been corrected on.
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-04-2009, 17:53
Damn... I better make sure I don't change my avatar then :eek:

Tbh, I'm not certain how I'd pronounce it either, I chose it because Eboracum, Yorvik and Eoforwic were taken and I wanted a name for York, so I bastardized Eoforwic into Eofearwic.

I always thinking it's along the lines of Yo-fair-wik. Maybe if people just called me Eo.

http://search.aol.com/aol/search?query=Captain+Eo&s_it=keyword_rollover&c.userid=-6673562519778671996&c.userid=49a30055-00185-02e4c-ec960c40

:eek:
Smunkeeville
27-04-2009, 17:54
What? :eek:

I thought he was female, that's two posters tonight in which I have been corrected on.
Nah, he's pretty emotionally aware though, so like if a chick has always dated guys who didn't support her when she was having crazy estrogen crying time, someone like JuNii would be great. He's a cuddler.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 17:55
Most eligible bachelor: Vanishing_shame.

Most eligible "Bachelorette": Bottle.





Here are two of my pictures:

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b8d922b3127ccec4d230ea10aa00000040O00IYsmrNo2csQe3nwI/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9df28b3127ccec647e1a08b0d00000040O00IYsmrNo2csQe3nwI/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/

I have since gotten a haircut and a shave.
Yenke-Bin
27-04-2009, 17:58
cool. Another popularity topic!
JuNii
27-04-2009, 17:58
I wish I could nominate Smunkee... but sadly (for me) she's taken. :(

dunno if Nanatsu counts...

dunno if Cabra counts (I know she has a BF)...
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 17:58
Nah, he's pretty emotionally aware though, so like if a chick has always dated guys who didn't support her when she was having crazy estrogen crying time, someone like JuNii would be great. He's a cuddler.

Mmm, wonders on JuNii's sexual orientation. :tongue:
Blouman Empire
27-04-2009, 17:59
cool. Another popularity topic!

Yep and your not it. :D
The Atlantian islands
27-04-2009, 18:04
Mmm, wonders on JuNii's sexual orientation. :tongue:
:tongue:

I'm glad someone else said it or else I would have.

Nah, JuNii is straight and seems to be a good guy, just a bit lonely. A virgin ever on the lookout for a girl who will like him. I'm sure he'll find someone someday though, he actually seems like a nice reasonable guy. No homo.

*starts to wonder on my seuxality* j/k :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-04-2009, 18:05
Nominates -

Sgt. St. Hammurab for Christ with a Goatee.
Darknovae

(I'd nominate me, but I seriously think that no one considers old, single women eligible for much of anything except Social Security).
Intangelon
27-04-2009, 18:11
Nominates -

Sgt. St. Hammurab for Christ with a Goatee.
Darknovae

(I'd nominate me, but I seriously think that no one considers old, single women eligible for much of anything except Social Security).

Think again, baby. :fluffle:
greed and death
27-04-2009, 18:12
Galloism can go suck a lemon.

From the last video I recorded NaNa Kun was going the sucking and it wanst a lemon she was sucking either.
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-04-2009, 18:13
Think again, baby. :fluffle:

*Nominates.*:fluffle:
Londim
27-04-2009, 18:17
I'm nominating myself. Yeah! That's right! Myself!
Smunkeeville
27-04-2009, 18:23
:tongue:

I'm glad someone else said it or else I would have.

Nah, JuNii is straight and seems to be a good guy, just a bit lonely. A virgin ever on the lookout for a girl who will like him. I'm sure he'll find someone someday though, he actually seems like a nice reasonable guy. No homo.

*starts to wonder on my seuxality* j/k :D

I don't think he has problems finding girls who like him, more like girls he likes (and are available).
Yenke-Bin
27-04-2009, 18:26
Yep and your not it. :D

Its okay. I already have a girlfriend. Being popular on an internet forum isn't exactly high on my priority list. :p
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 18:28
Muravyets: I don't think there is a man on NS who ain't crushing on her; older wiser, and more experienced

Umm, I'm not.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 18:33
I'm nominating myself. Yeah! That's right! Myself!

I nominate you!2 nominations, now you might win!
Ring of Isengard
27-04-2009, 18:34
You should nominate yourself CM, there are bound to be a few 14 year old posters who would be interested in you. :D

I'm 15. ;)
Londim
27-04-2009, 18:35
I nominate you!2 nominations, now you might win!

Haha! No one can stop me now!
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 18:37
I'm 15. ;)

I didn't realise you were homosexual. Don't think CM swings that way, though.
Ring of Isengard
27-04-2009, 18:39
I didn't realise you were homosexual. Don't think CM swings that way, though.

Damn, I thought I was in with a chance. :(
JuNii
27-04-2009, 18:53
Mmm, wonders on JuNii's sexual orientation. :tongue: straight as an unfired arrow! :tongue:

I don't think he has problems finding girls who like him, more like girls he likes (and are available).

The problem is... the girls who like me, only *like* me. :(
Poliwanacraca
27-04-2009, 18:54
Poli, from what I have seen she has a body you could die for


Most likely in the sense of "MY EYES! THE HORROR, IT BURNS! *dies*" :tongue:

Anyway, my boyfriend might object slightly to me being considered "most eligible," but given that most of the women being nominated seem to have that issue, I suppose we could just rename it "most eligible if they were actually eligible." :p
Hairless Kitten
27-04-2009, 18:56
straight as an unfired arrow! :tongue:



The problem is... the girls who like me, only *like* me. :(

Fat ugly dumb bitches?
JuNii
27-04-2009, 19:02
Fat ugly dumb bitches?

never met any. ;)
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 19:06
never met any. ;)

Well you clearly haven't looked in the mirror lately.
JuNii
27-04-2009, 19:15
Well you clearly haven't looked in the mirror lately.

*looks in mirror.*

nope, still don't see any Fat ugly dumb bitch. :D
Neesika
27-04-2009, 20:35
Umm, I'm not.
That's because 20 is old to you and you're still terrified of intelligent women. I'd jump Mur'v in a second were she into that and close enough to jump.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 20:37
(I'd nominate me, but I seriously think that no one considers old, single women eligible for much of anything except Social Security).

Careful around GoG then. He might pretend he's 'helping you get your groceries into the house', but it's all a ruse!
Trve
27-04-2009, 20:40
Aw, I get it. Youre all to shy to nominate me. Dont be :p
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-04-2009, 20:49
Careful around GoG then. He might pretend he's 'helping you get your groceries into the house', but it's all a ruse!

Do you share?:)
Bottle
27-04-2009, 20:50
Most eligible...for what?

In any other place it might go without saying that eligibility refers to one's romantic availability, but on NSG it's just as likely to mean "eligible...for a pie to the face."

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 20:52
That's because 20 is old to you and you're still terrified of intelligent women.

Again, no. I respect Mur, and I think she's an extremely intelligent woman and an asset to NSG, but I don't develop cybercrushes.
Rambhutan
27-04-2009, 20:53
That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.

Well that will make your face an easier target for a pie...
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 20:56
Again, no. I respect Mur, and I think she's an extremely intelligent woman and an asset to NSG, but I don't develop cybercrushes.

http://mid4.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/cyber-sex.jpg
Neesika
27-04-2009, 20:56
Do you share?:)

For a fee ;)

That's right, I said it!

Again, no. I respect Mur, and I think she's an extremely intelligent woman and an asset to NSG, but I don't develop cybercrushes.
Ooohhh well look at YOU...no 'cybercrushes' aren't you just all grown up and mature!

'Tever. I totally cybercrush. Sometimes I get to fuck my cybercrushes too. Even better when your cybercrush ends up being someone you want to spend an inordinate amount of time with in real life too.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 20:59
Ooohhh well look at YOU...no 'cybercrushes' aren't you just all grown up and mature!

This is what I dislike about you. You act so unbelievably condescending. I don't develop cybercrushes. Doesn't make me a moron. You do, doesn't make you a moron. It's all a matter of opinion.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
27-04-2009, 20:59
Most eligible...for what?

In any other place it might go without saying that eligibility refers to one's romantic availability, but on NSG it's just as likely to mean "eligible...for a pie to the face."

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.
Not the best thought-out plan, really...
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 20:59
Lulz at all the self nominations. :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
27-04-2009, 21:00
Well that will make your face an easier target for a pie...
Damn, too late.
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:02
Careful around GoG then. He might pretend he's 'helping you get your groceries into the house', but it's all a ruse!

All guys use a ruse. You want to check out my new CD I downloaded? Hey I got a new car you want to take a ride? Yeah I collect (whatever you are interested in) you want to come over and check out my collection? Hey there's a dollar on the ground. Can you bend over and pick it up for me? You need help with those groceries.....
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:04
This is what I dislike about you. You act so unbelievably condescending. I don't develop cybercrushes. Doesn't make me a moron. You do, doesn't make you a moron. It's all a matter of opinion.

...

What I would dislike about you if I put that much effort into it, is your complete inability to understand sarcasm and/or the fact that in my mind, the sentence you are responding to was spoken in Homer Simpson's voice.

Tsk. Tsk tsk.
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:05
Even though married I can take a second, third or even fourth wife according to the wife's home nations laws. Of course it wouldn't mean crap here in the states for obvious reasons. So I could possibly be eligible.
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 21:05
the sentence you are responding to was spoken in Homer Simpson's voice.
Suddenly, there was a light, and everything began to make sense.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:07
All guys use a ruse. You want to check out my new CD I downloaded? Hey I got a new car you want to take a ride? Yeah I collect (whatever you are interested in) you want to come over and check out my collection? Hey there's a dollar on the ground. Can you bend over and pick it up for me? You need help with those groceries.....

You think women don't do the same thing? Oh pardon me I just have to reach for this thing on your desk which causes me to give you a great view of my cleavage, oh look I dropped a pencil, let me pick that up (have to touch my toes to do it apparently)...oh hockey/soccer/boxing/basketball/football I just LOVE that sport...:p
Jordaxia
27-04-2009, 21:07
'Tever. I totally cybercrush. Sometimes I get to fuck my cybercrushes too. Even better when your cybercrush ends up being someone you want to spend an inordinate amount of time with in real life too.

That's amazingly similar to how I met both my (current) partners.. and the one before that too. And since I've a track record of getting together with people I met over the internet, I am the ULTIMATE self nomination. Everyone else has had a slice of the jordi pie, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T.

Gods.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:08
Suddenly, there was a light, and everything began to make sense.I was doing that thing where he prances around too and sticks up his pinky finger to make fun of 'sophistication'.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:08
That's amazingly similar to how I met both my (current) partners.. and the one before that too. And since I've a track record of getting together with people I met over the internet, I am the ULTIMATE self nomination. Everyone else has had a slice of the jordi pie, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOU HAVEN'T.

Gods.

:D

I though Jordi wasn't into being pied...
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:10
I was doing that thing where he prances around too and sticks up his pinky finger to make fun of 'sophistication'.

Did you just make a Sponge Bob Square Pants reference?
Jordaxia
27-04-2009, 21:10
:D

I though Jordi wasn't into being pied...

Even if I'm not (and gods do I wish I was, but it just ain't there) it's still other peoples problems if they haven't gotten into the pants of someone as easy as I am. I mean come on. I don't even go out looking for it and it happens.
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 21:12
I was doing that thing where he prances around too and sticks up his pinky finger to make fun of 'sophistication'.You must stick out the pinky finger, just so. *demonstrates*

Perhaps an inch from the glass, but with my abnormally large hands, my finger would only be a half inch, you see?

The devil is in the details!
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:13
Perhaps an inch from the glass, but with my abnormally large hands, my finger would only be a half inch, you see?

Well, you know what they say about men with big hands.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:14
Did you just make a Sponge Bob Square Pants reference?
Not saying it's unlikely, but in this case, no.
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:15
Well, you know what they say about men with big hands.

They have big feet?
No true scotsman
27-04-2009, 21:16
Did you just make a Sponge Bob Square Pants reference?

No, that would be 'putting on airs'.

um. Apparently.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:16
They have big feet?

I was going for big gloves, actually, but alright.
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:17
No, that would be 'putting on airs'.

um. Apparently.

Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:18
That's because 20 is old to you

Oh, and by the way, that's also complete bullshit. Maybe stop making stuff up about my age preference for women, yeah?
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 21:19
Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear.Inadvertent reference?
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:22
Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear. I've seen them all, you're correct. And I don't have to pretend I like it just because my kids do :D But no, in this case it was Homer Simpson prancing around like a jackass.

Oh, and by the way, that's also complete bullshit. Maybe stop making stuff up about my age preference for women, yeah?

Maybe you should grow some thicker skin and a sense of humour?

Nozzle.
No true scotsman
27-04-2009, 21:22
Wasn't it Patrick that ran around with his pinky in the air when he wanted to talk "fancy". My little girl watches this and is why I know this, I swear.

"Air is not good".

Patrick teaches Spongebob how to 'put on airs' for when he goes to Sandy's for tea. Or so I'm told.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:23
Maybe you should grow some thicker skin and a sense of humour?

I can never tell with you.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:24
Hold on, isn't Patrick a lobster or something? How can he have fingers?
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:25
Hold on, isn't Patrick a lobster or something? How can he have fingers?

What, Patrick is the Starfish. The Lobster is Larry the weight lifter.

*Just realizing I know way to much about Sponge Bob.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:25
I can never tell with you.
Remind yourself, "Neesika is not a subtle creature" and you'll never be unsure again.
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 21:26
Hold on, isn't Patrick a lobster or something? How can he have fingers?...It's a cartoon.
Jordaxia
27-04-2009, 21:26
...It's a cartoon.

This is propagandist bull.
The Parkus Empire
27-04-2009, 21:27
This is propagandist bull.

Yup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ
Marrakech II
27-04-2009, 21:28
I can never tell with you.


Neesika is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple.
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 21:28
This is propagandist bull.Every chance I get.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:29
Remind yourself, "Neesika is not a subtle creature" and you'll never be unsure again.

But your insults and your jokes look pretty much the same.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:31
But your insults and your jokes look pretty much the same.

Then perhaps you should take me less seriously as a general rule?

Though I'm not sure what the flying fuck you're on about...if I were insulting you, I'd be a lot more vicious than mocking your level of maturity.
No Names Left Damn It
27-04-2009, 21:39
Though I'm not sure what the flying fuck you're on about...if I were insulting you, I'd be a lot more vicious than mocking your level of maturity.

But within the confines of NSG, you can only go so far, so you can't exactly go on an all out rampage against me. I thought you were mildly insulting my maturity levels.
Neesika
27-04-2009, 21:54
But within the confines of NSG, you can only go so far, so you can't exactly go on an all out rampage against me. I thought you were mildly insulting my maturity levels.

*sigh*

Drop it.
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 23:36
Neesika is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple.

There's something increadibly sexy about an unsubtle women - nomination for Neesika (second? third? can't be arsed to go back and check).
Gauntleted Fist
27-04-2009, 23:42
It seems the word eligible has taken on new connotations while I was away.

Oh, wait, did you say Neesika?

...Never mind.
Eofaerwic
27-04-2009, 23:45
It seems the word eligible has taken on new connotations while I was away.

Oh, wait, did you say Neesika?

...Never mind.

Well eligability (or lack thereof) doesn't seem to be affecting the nominations so far.
Jordaxia
27-04-2009, 23:48
Well eligability (or lack thereof) doesn't seem to be affecting the nominations so far.

Eligibility never affects popularity contests. Only post count and amount of spam per meaningful post counts. THE TRUE ARTISTS combine both. I just use allcaps.
Hurdegaryp
27-04-2009, 23:48
I'm not eligible at all, which is a situation that makes me very happy. And since I didn't take the time to read the whole thread, I just need to ask if Lunatic Goofballs was nominated. He's such a dreamboat, after all.
New Limacon
27-04-2009, 23:48
Aw, I get it. Youre all to shy to nominate me. Dont be :p

Aren't you engaged? Maybe I have a traditionalist definition of "eligible," but I thought having a fiancee made one ineligible.
Hurdegaryp
28-04-2009, 00:00
Maybe I have a traditionalist definition of "eligible," but I thought having a fiancee made one ineligible.

That sounds about right, yes. If you're unable to play according to the rules, you're out of the game.
Jordaxia
28-04-2009, 00:05
That sounds about right, yes. If you're unable to play according to the rules, you're out of the game.

bit poly-phobic of you, non?
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 00:05
Aren't you engaged? Maybe I have a traditionalist definition of "eligible," but I thought having a fiancee made one ineligible.

so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.
New Limacon
28-04-2009, 00:14
so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

This thread is full of sin. What's worse, though, is I know the relationship status of people here about as well as I know with people I actually, you know, have human contact with.
And who is Nan?
JuNii
28-04-2009, 00:19
so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

BF/GF =|= getting married.

hence why My nominations were more like... err... questions...

and where would 'keeper' fit? :confused:
Hurdegaryp
28-04-2009, 00:31
bit poly-phobic of you, non?

Since I'm a horrible person, I vehemently loathe the poly-amorous. Damn those bastards with their depraved orgies! And no, I'm not jealous at all. Perish the thought!
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 00:42
so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

*nominates Neo Art* ;)
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 00:47
*nominates Neo Art* ;)

It's about damn time somebody did.
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 00:48
and where would 'keeper' fit? :confused:

In bad literotica porn? *shrug*
Jaredcohenia
28-04-2009, 00:49
In bad literotica porn? *shrug*

How is literotica porn?
Hurdegaryp
28-04-2009, 00:50
Is "literotica" even a word?
The Parkus Empire
28-04-2009, 00:52
In bad literotica porn? *shrug*

*covers own mouth with hand*
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 00:52
Is "literotica" even a word?

It's a website.
Intangelon
28-04-2009, 00:53
Well, you know what they say about men with big hands.

Biiiiiiiiiiig gloves. Large ring sizes, too. They also make bad proctologists...or good ones, depending on your appetite for stretching.

Neesika is about as subtle as a sledgehammer to the temple.

Or a flying mallet. Fly over here and leave your mark on me.

But your insults and your jokes look pretty much the same.

And that's one of the good things about her! Rawr!
Curious Inquiry
28-04-2009, 00:53
It's a website.Ah, so does this make it a word?
Hurdegaryp
28-04-2009, 00:55
Curious Inquiry has a valid point. My reasonable question still hasn't been answered. I'm going to sulk and pout until this injustice has been rectified!
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 00:57
Ah, so does this make it a word?

It makes it a proper noun, anyway. :p
Hurdegaryp
28-04-2009, 00:58
Still sulking... AND pouting!
No true scotsman
28-04-2009, 00:59
Since I'm a horrible person, I vehemently loathe the poly-amorous. Damn those bastards with their depraved orgies! And no, I'm not jealous at all. Perish the thought!

poly =/= orgy
Peisandros
28-04-2009, 01:07
I'm rather eligible and a bachelor! :fluffle:

But I agree with SaintB, Blouman. He does drunk NSG posting. Win.
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 01:08
poly =/= orgy

Every now and then, I regret my choice of nation-name, because for half a second there, I was really confused as to why anyone thought I was an orgy. :p
Intangelon
28-04-2009, 01:08
poly =/= orgy

They'd like you to believe that.
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 01:08
poli = orgy

Fixed.

Please god, let this be fixed.
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 01:10
Fixed.

Please god, let this be fixed.

What, one of me isn't enough? Sheesh! :p
Hurdegaryp
28-04-2009, 01:11
Every now and then, I regret my choice of nation-name, because for half a second there, I was really confused as to why anyone thought I was an orgy. :p

There are worse things to be called. At least you'll be associated with a good time. And sore genitals, of course.
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 01:13
There are worse things to be called. At least you'll be associated with a good time. And sore genitals, of course.

Mmm....sore genitals...*daydreams*
Intangelon
28-04-2009, 01:35
What, one of me isn't enough? Sheesh! :p

There are never enough intelligent, sexy women. And they're all married. Or gay. Or too damned far away. Or too young (and not blessed with the eyes to see older as attractive).
Ryadn
28-04-2009, 01:42
*sneaks in* Nominates self *sneaks out*

Well, it's not like anyone else is going to do it.

Ditto everyone's bit about your name being unpronounceable. I can't commit to memory names I can't pronounce in my head. Generally I just recognize your avatar, glance at the name, and remember that you seem like a cool broad.

Wanna be less eligible? :D
Ryadn
28-04-2009, 01:51
so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

You make it sound so... sordid.

Yeah, guys, I got a THING!
Intangelon
28-04-2009, 01:52
You make it sound so... sordid.

Yeah, guys, I got a THING!

Yeah, you do. Rowr!
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 01:58
There are never enough intelligent, sexy women. And they're all married. Or gay. Or too damned far away. Or too young (and not blessed with the eyes to see older as attractive).

Heh, I'm fairly convinced that lots of Polis would be more like a horror movie than a fantasy. (And dude, you're a choral geek. That is inherently attractive regardless of age. :D )

You make it sound so... sordid.

Yeah, guys, I got a THING!

Hey, sordid can be fun... ;)
Skallvia
28-04-2009, 01:59
Ah, what the hell, Ill nominate me, I am pretty eligible, lol
Intangelon
28-04-2009, 02:04
(And dude, you're a choral geek. That is inherently attractive regardless of age. :D )

Wanna come over and indulge in a little pandiatonic chromaticism?

:fluffle:
Saige Dragon
28-04-2009, 02:06
Ah, what the hell, Ill nominate me, I am pretty eligible, lol

I'll nominate you if you nominate me... Don't worry it won't make us gay... I think...
Poliwanacraca
28-04-2009, 02:08
Wanna come over and indulge in a little pandiatonic chromaticism?

:fluffle:

Heeeeeee! Best pick-up line I've heard in a long time. :D
Skallvia
28-04-2009, 02:09
I'll nominate you if you nominate me... Don't worry it won't make us gay... I think...

Ah, Double-Dutch Rudder, lol...

Okay, I nominate Saige Dragon....
Saige Dragon
28-04-2009, 02:16
Ah, Double-Dutch Rudder, lol...

Okay, I nominate Saige Dragon....

Sweet, I still find women attractive! I nominate Skallvia.
Sarkhaan
28-04-2009, 02:58
...I got nominated?!

....strange place, this NSG...
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 02:58
I'm 15. ;)

And female? You really should get to know CM.

CM meet Ring of Isengard, Ring of Isengard meet CM.

I am such the matchmaker. :p
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 02:59
straight as an unfired arrow! :tongue:

Spewing. :p
Sarkhaan
28-04-2009, 03:00
And female? You really should get to know CM.

CM meet Ring of Isengard, Ring of Isengard meet CM.

I am such the matchmaker. :p

Our very own Yenta.
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 03:01
Most likely in the sense of "MY EYES! THE HORROR, IT BURNS! *dies*" :tongue:

Anyway, my boyfriend might object slightly to me being considered "most eligible," but given that most of the women being nominated seem to have that issue, I suppose we could just rename it "most eligible if they were actually eligible." :p

Ah the damn boyfriend, I will soon make that problem disappear. >.> <.< :p

But that might be a good idea to change the title.
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 03:03
Lulz at all the self nominations. :D

We all know you want to self nominate yourself GF.

But to place you out of your misery I too will nominate you.
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 03:06
so is Neesika. She got mentioned several times. Poli's got a boyfriend, Nan and Gallosim are together. Ryadn to my memory has an on again off again "thing".

In fact I'd hazard to say that most of the people nominated for most eligible aren't eligible.

Are you eligible Neo?
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 03:08
I'm rather eligible and a bachelor! :fluffle:

But I agree with SaintB, Blouman. He does drunk NSG posting. Win.

Hey I know have two *cheers*

I would nominate you but you're a kiwi :p

Actually I won't nominate youbecause I know you aren't eligible well at least you weren't last time we talked.
Neo Art
28-04-2009, 03:48
Are you eligible Neo?

Depends, does my girlfriend get to watch?
Gauntleted Fist
28-04-2009, 03:51
We all know you want to self nominate yourself GF.

But to place you out of your misery I too will nominate you.That makes my second nomination, then. :D
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 03:54
Depends, does my girlfriend get to watch?

Is that a no?

My answer to your question is a yes.
Lord Tothe
28-04-2009, 03:56
Tothe remains single... however, I rather doubt the NSG ladies want to associate with a banjo-pickin', rifle-shootin' teetotaler libertarian who would rather read a book or play board and card games than go to a club or the theater. I'm rather boring.
Skallvia
28-04-2009, 03:57
Sweet, I still find women attractive! I nominate Skallvia.

Why's this nomination so sticky?
No true scotsman
28-04-2009, 04:10
Tothe remains single... however, I rather doubt the NSG ladies want to associate with a banjo-pickin', rifle-shootin' teetotaler libertarian who would rather read a book or play board and card games than go to a club or the theater. I'm rather boring.

Boring isn't the problem. Lots of girls don't mind boring. How you're going to attract a mate as a libertarian, on the other hand...
Peisandros
28-04-2009, 04:18
Hey I know have two *cheers*

I would nominate you but you're a kiwi :p

Actually I won't nominate youbecause I know you aren't eligible well at least you weren't last time we talked.

Haha yes, I'm even less eligible than when we last talked.. Oh well :tongue:
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 04:20
Haha yes, I'm even less eligible than when we last talked.. Oh well :tongue:

Engaged?
Peisandros
28-04-2009, 04:23
Engaged?

Fuck no!!! But, it kinda feels like it sometimes haha.
Blouman Empire
28-04-2009, 04:25
Fuck no!!! But, it kinda feels like it sometimes haha.

ROFL, ah ok I see, I see, cool.
Lord Tothe
28-04-2009, 05:04
Boring isn't the problem. Lots of girls don't mind boring. How you're going to attract a mate as a libertarian, on the other hand...

Not on NSG, that's for damn sure :p
SaintB
28-04-2009, 05:10
Most eligible...for what?

In any other place it might go without saying that eligibility refers to one's romantic availability, but on NSG it's just as likely to mean "eligible...for a pie to the face."

That's right, I see you lurking over in that corner, LG, and I'm keeping my damn back to the wall.

LG, the jig is up :(
SaintB
28-04-2009, 05:20
Heheh... I nominate: Pope Lando II as well!
Anti-Social Darwinism
28-04-2009, 05:52
Tothe remains single... however, I rather doubt the NSG ladies want to associate with a banjo-pickin', rifle-shootin' teetotaler libertarian who would rather read a book or play board and card games than go to a club or the theater. I'm rather boring.

Hmm. I don't know, how do you feel about old, divorced Republocrats who would rather read a book or do cross-stitch than go clubbing or to the theater?
The Atlantian islands
28-04-2009, 06:25
Hmm. I don't know, how do you feel about old, divorced Republocrats who would rather read a book or do cross-stitch than go clubbing or to the theater?

. . . I'm listening . . . ;)
Cabra West
28-04-2009, 08:31
I wish I could nominate Smunkee... but sadly (for me) she's taken. :(

dunno if Nanatsu counts...

dunno if Cabra counts (I know she has a BF)...

That doesn't mean I've stopped playing around ;)
Eofaerwic
28-04-2009, 09:45
Ditto everyone's bit about your name being unpronounceable. I can't commit to memory names I can't pronounce in my head. Generally I just recognize your avatar, glance at the name, and remember that you seem like a cool broad.

*goes off to figure out if there's a way to change her name to something pronouncable*

Wanna be less eligible? :D

Best offer I've had all week :fluffle:
Bokkiwokki
28-04-2009, 11:11
Heheh... I nominate: Pope Lando II as well!

Why, you think he'll give much water?
JuNii
28-04-2009, 18:16
That doesn't mean I've stopped playing around ;)

Swweet... *Nominates Cabra West*
TJHairball
28-04-2009, 18:57
LG, the jig is up :(
Can I volunteer to be eligible for a pie to the face? I kinda want dessert right now, and I have nimble cat-like reflexes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEFO4CiDDhA).
Ring of Isengard
28-04-2009, 20:01
And female? You really should get to know CM.

CM meet Ring of Isengard, Ring of Isengard meet CM.

I am such the matchmaker. :p

Unfortunately for him - he ain't gay/ I'm not a woman.
King Arthur the Great
28-04-2009, 20:18
I believe that I have to officially notify NSG that I too am a bachelor, and must thus enter my name into NSG's most eligible.
SaintB
29-04-2009, 03:51
Why, you think he'll give much water?

No but as he is NSG's foremost celibate/anti sexual its funny to nominate him.
SaintB
29-04-2009, 04:46
I'll keep this for one more day then taly 'em up and start the voting
TJHairball
29-04-2009, 05:00
I'll keep this for one more day then taly 'em up and start the voting
Oooh! A vote!

Is it going to be an approval or a plurality poll - or will it be all write-in posts? And if I win, what kind of pie is LG going to ambush me with?

I am single, so I can't be disqualified yet.
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 06:06
Unfortunately for him - he ain't gay/ I'm not a woman.

That's a shame.

Don't worry mate we will find you that special guy.
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 06:18
In support of my self-nomination, I offer this recent evidence from the new NSG pics thread:

Artie as Indy. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14748531&postcount=380)

For your consideration as NSG's most eligible (and most-in-need-of-a-girlfriend) bachelor.
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 06:21
For your consideration as NSG's most eligible (and most-in-need-of-a-girlfriend) bachelor.

And why are you most in need?

Are none of the other single people on here just as in need?
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 06:23
That's a shame.

Don't worry mate we will find you that special guy.

He probably worries more that you will find him someone here, on NSG.
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 06:25
And why are you most in need?

Are none of the other single people on here just as in need?

Well, I suppose I could go without. I make sacrifices for my comrades. Of course, I shall first require four young females to apply for me....
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 06:29
He probably worries more that you will find him someone here, on NSG.

lol :D
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 06:31
Well, I suppose I could go without. I make sacrifices for my comrades. Of course, I shall first require four young females to apply for me....

Thank you, but that's not necessary.

And why are you most in need?

Are none of the other single people on here just as in need?

Three months, going with nothing. Nada, zilch, zippo. Fucking life and work has been consuming just about every moment of my spare time.

Anybody else has me beat on the duration since their last good encounter, then by all means I cede the point to that person.
SaintB
29-04-2009, 06:39
Well, I suppose I could go without. I make sacrifices for my comrades. Of course, I shall first require four young females to apply for me....

No worry, I'm already not counting my nominations because I currently have women in cue.
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 06:49
Three months, going with nothing. Nada, zilch, zippo. Fucking life and work has been consuming just about every moment of my spare time.

Anybody else has me beat on the duration since their last good encounter, then by all means I cede the point to that person.

Three months oh poor you, cry me a river. :p

I think you will be beaten we had a thread not that long ago and people were talking multiple years without anything.
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 06:52
Three months oh poor you, cry me a river. :p

I think you will be beaten we had a thread not that long ago and people were talking multiple years without anything.

Fine, fine. Though, to be fair, were these people married, or previously married? This is an important part of the issue.
Blouman Empire
29-04-2009, 06:52
Fine, fine. Though, to be fair, were these people married, or previously married? This is an important part of the issue.

Never married
King Arthur the Great
29-04-2009, 06:53
Never married

Alright, I cede the point.
Holy Paradise
29-04-2009, 08:00
Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.
SaintB
29-04-2009, 08:05
Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

Dude, you are 17. There are two types of teens, the ones that fuck everything, and the ones that get ignored. Calm down on the never been kissed thing, you'll probably end up with a much better sex life down the road than the ones who will have children by graduation.
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 08:06
Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

I have never had a girlfriend nor been kissed, either, and I am 19.

Fuck your life.
Ring of Isengard
29-04-2009, 15:43
That's a shame.

Don't worry mate we will find you that special guy.
Say what now?
He probably worries more that you will find him someone here, on NSG.
I am.
Me, for God's sake. I mean, I'm so eligible, I've never even had a girlfriend, nor have I ever been kissed, and I'm 17.

Fuck my life.

I have never had a girlfriend nor been kissed, either, and I am 19.

Fuck your life.

What's your point?
Londim
29-04-2009, 15:45
What's your point?

The "No Fat Chicks" policy was a bad idea?
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 15:48
What's your point?

That if his qualifications make him extremely eligible, then I am the hottest stuff in town. :D
Ring of Isengard
29-04-2009, 15:52
The "No Fat Chicks" policy was a bad idea?
Not for me it wasn't. ( does that make sense?)
That if his qualifications make him extremely eligible, then I am the hottest stuff in town. :D

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way.
The Parkus Empire
29-04-2009, 17:53
Unfortunately it doesn't work that way.

I feared as much. :(
SaintB
30-04-2009, 04:08
I feared as much. :(

After I slate my lust for Blouman I can go after you if you like? I mean sure getting your leg humped aint all that but its funny as hell!

Voting closes in 1 hour!
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 04:19
Say what now?

You are not gay?

It's alright man you are amongst friends we aren't going to treat you any different.
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 04:21
SaintB do you mean voting or nominations?
SaintB
30-04-2009, 04:26
SaintB do you mean voting or nominations?

Uhh I mean nominations...
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 07:06
You are not gay?
No, sorry to disapoint you.
It's alright man you are amongst friends we aren't going to treat you any different.

This is like the 3rd time someone on NSG has though I was gay. Why?
SaintB
30-04-2009, 07:19
Nominations are closed, I have sorted and counted them and will have the top bachelors and bachelorettes to vote on very soon.
The Parkus Empire
30-04-2009, 07:20
This is like the 3rd time someone on NSG has though I was gay. Why?

Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.
SaintB
30-04-2009, 07:23
Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.

Hey, I jokingly expressed interest in plenty of the men here on NS and nobody questions that I'm heterosexual. (I think)
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 07:26
Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.
I was joking, cos I feel confident in my own sexuality.
Hey, I jokingly expressed interest in plenty of the men here on NS and nobody questions that I'm heterosexual. (I think)
I wouldn't be so sure.
The Parkus Empire
30-04-2009, 07:27
I was joking, cos I feel confident in my own sexuality.

We have not got anything else to go off of.

"Confident"? I never trusted my sexuality, it is a damned rascal.
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 07:30
We have not got anything else to go off of.

"Confident"? I never trusted my sexuality, it is a damned rascal.

lol.

A rascal, eh?
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 15:52
No, sorry to disapoint you.

Well it doesn't bother me you are a few years to young for me. Maybe in a few years time then we can talk. :wink:

This is like the 3rd time someone on NSG has though I was gay. Why?

Well maybe because when I tried to set you up with CM you said that he wasn't gay and you're not a woman. Nothing to do about you not being gay or him not being a woman.

As I say you can admit it, we don't care we aren't going to think any less of you for it.
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 16:06
Well it doesn't bother me you are a few years to young for me. Maybe in a few years time then we can talk. :wink:

We'll see.

Well maybe because when I tried to set you up with CM you said that he wasn't gay and you're not a woman. Nothing to do about you not being gay or him not being a woman.

True, I did word that badly.
As I say you can admit it, we don't care we aren't going to think any less of you for it.

I know,but I'm not gay. If I were I'd be open about it.
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 16:08
We'll see.

I like where this is going-Alllllright!

True, I did word that badly.

Indeed it was. :)

I know,but I'm not gay. If I were I'd be open about it.

That's a shame :(



:p




:)
Conserative Morality
30-04-2009, 16:13
Probably because you jokingly expressed interest in CM.
He did?!? :eek2:
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 16:15
He did?!? :eek2:

I did.
Conserative Morality
30-04-2009, 16:18
I did.

Even as a joke, that still strikes me as....


Disturbing.
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 16:18
He did?!? :eek2:

Go back and read the thread CM, I tried to hook you up. :p
Conserative Morality
30-04-2009, 16:21
Go back and read the thread CM, I tried to hook you up. :p

I just did.... I'm not sure if I should thank you or not...:tongue:
Blouman Empire
30-04-2009, 16:52
I just did.... I'm not sure if I should thank you or not...:tongue:

lol, just trying to help dude.
Ring of Isengard
30-04-2009, 18:23
Even as a joke, that still strikes me as....


Disturbing.

Homophobe.