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NSG convention

United Anacreon
25-04-2009, 12:02
Would you go? If Max Barry paid for it in Las Vegas?
No Names Left Damn It
25-04-2009, 12:04
If he paid for my flight and the accommodation as well, then maybe.
Garmidia
25-04-2009, 12:06
Maybe.
Lapse
25-04-2009, 12:19
I'd probably get murdered and my body buried in the desert :S










so.. yeah... of course...
Lunatic Goofballs
25-04-2009, 12:20
I'd probably get murdered and my body buried in the desert :S










so.. yeah... of course...

I will protect you! ...unless I am distracted by a small shiny object.
Dragontide
25-04-2009, 12:21
When the high speed railways are built, count me there.
No Names Left Damn It
25-04-2009, 12:26
When the high speed railways are built, count me there.

God, you're so environmentally unfriendly. I'm walking to the coast, then swimming the Atlantic, then walking across America.
Pure Metal
25-04-2009, 12:32
yeah, but flights over there would kinda put me off.
SaintB
25-04-2009, 12:37
I don't think Max Barry would or maybe even could pay for it; but if it was possible.. totally.
Dumb Ideologies
25-04-2009, 12:39
Given the stereotypical personality of people from teh internets, I guess everyone would be standing in groups of one, equidistant from each other across the convention hall, no one wanting to talk to anyone else.
SaintB
25-04-2009, 12:43
Given the stereotypical personality of people from teh internets, I guess everyone would be standing in groups of one, equidistant from each other across the convention hall, no one wanting to talk to anyone else.

I'd be walking from 1 person group to 1 person group until I got a conversation going...
Dumb Ideologies
25-04-2009, 12:46
I'd be walking from 1 person group to 1 person group until I got a conversation going...

Get the fuck off my internets, your anti-anti-social freak! :p
SaintB
25-04-2009, 12:47
Get the fuck off my internets, your anti-anti-social freak! :p

But DI! I love you!

(should I add a disclaimer somewhere?)
Dragontide
25-04-2009, 12:48
God, you're so environmentally unfriendly. I'm walking to the coast, then swimming the Atlantic, then walking across America.

I AM being environmently friendly. I'm a litterbug so it's best to keep a waistbasket near me and I don't think the landscape should be flooded with waistbaskets, just to appease me.
:p
Lunatic Goofballs
25-04-2009, 13:06
Given the stereotypical personality of people from teh internets, I guess everyone would be standing in groups of one, equidistant from each other across the convention hall, no one wanting to talk to anyone else.

Hmm, with proper planning and application of physics, I could probably bounce off each of you like a big game of pinball.
Hamilay
25-04-2009, 13:09
Given the stereotypical personality of people from teh internets, I guess everyone would be standing in groups of one, equidistant from each other across the convention hall, no one wanting to talk to anyone else.

Nah, they'd all be following the one or two women around from a distance.
Western Mercenary Unio
25-04-2009, 13:47
Given the stereotypical personality of people from teh internets, I guess everyone would be standing in groups of one, equidistant from each other across the convention hall, no one wanting to talk to anyone else.

If somebody came to talk to me, I'd probably mumble something about having to be elsewhere, and walk off.

But, yeah I would attend it. When I'm 18.
Garmidia
25-04-2009, 13:53
But what would you even have at the convention?
Ashmoria
25-04-2009, 13:57
ive been to an internet "convention" in vegas in the past. sure id go again. id even pay my own costs.
Psychotic Mongooses
25-04-2009, 14:51
But what would you even have at the convention?

Chips and dip.





And tacos.
SaintB
25-04-2009, 14:55
Chips and dip.





And tacos.

And a cardboard cut out of Eminent Russian American Philosopher and sex kitten Ayne Rand.
Dumb Ideologies
25-04-2009, 15:02
And a cardboard cut out of Eminent Russian American Philosopher and sex kitten Ayne Rand.

And several guys hired to impersonate the "Aw jeez, not this shit again!" picture.

Whenever the conversation got on to the stimulus plan and Obama's 'socialism', abortion, or why the gays are super-mega-evil, they'd come over and pose, while someone else comes along and holds a speech bubble next to him.
Lapse
25-04-2009, 15:32
I'd be walking from 1 person group to 1 person group until I got a conversation going...

Or, we could just get a few jug sculls going.
greed and death
25-04-2009, 16:00
Air Fare and hotels are cheap in Las Vegas. If we are going to do something like this now is the time.
SaintB
25-04-2009, 16:03
Or, we could just get a few jug sculls going.

As soon as I know what it means I am down with that!
Galloism
25-04-2009, 16:15
Hmm, with proper planning and application of physics, I could probably bounce off each of you like a big game of pinball.

Well, first we need a really big spring with a platform for you to lie against.
Skallvia
25-04-2009, 16:18
Id definitely try, but, unless they have it here, then I probably wont have the money, :(
Conserative Morality
25-04-2009, 16:55
I'd attend, but only if everyone wore shirts with their NSG name on them. "Heey, Skallvia!"
"I'm not Skallvia."
"Oh, erm... Sorry."
Skallvia
25-04-2009, 16:58
I'd attend, but only if everyone wore shirts with their NSG name on them. "Heey, Skallvia!"
"I'm not Skallvia."
"Oh, erm... Sorry."

Are you IMPLYING that i can be mistaken for other people!?! :mad:


How DARE you! :p
Conserative Morality
25-04-2009, 17:02
Are you IMPLYING that i can be mistaken for other people!?! :mad:


How DARE you! :p

:tongue:
Lunatic Goofballs
25-04-2009, 17:02
Well, first we need a really big spring with a platform for you to lie against.

I'm sure I can cobble something together. :)
Jello Biafra
25-04-2009, 17:07
Yep. I don't know that I'd require everything to be free either, but certainly heavily subsidized.
greed and death
25-04-2009, 18:17
Yep. I don't know that I'd require everything to be free either, but certainly heavily subsidized.

something like 20 dollars a person to get in
JuNii
25-04-2009, 19:06
I'll be the guy sitting in the corner. :(

I will protect you! ...unless I am distracted by a small shiny object.
yeah.. like that will ever happen in Las Vegas!

Now... Crystal...

I'd attend, but only if everyone wore shirts with their NSG name on them. "Heey, Skallvia!"
"I'm not Skallvia."
"Oh, erm... Sorry."

*wonders what the shirt of those with multiple puppets will look like... *
greed and death
25-04-2009, 19:14
I'll be the guy sitting in the corner. :(




Then I will get you drunk and send you to your hotel with a hooker.
No Names Left Damn It
25-04-2009, 19:19
As soon as the guy with the New Mitanni shirt walked in, he'd probably be physically assaulted by about 20 people.
Skallvia
25-04-2009, 19:25
As soon as the guy with the New Mitanni shirt walked in, he'd probably be physically assaulted by about 20 people.

Hmmmm.....*Contemplates wearing a New Mitanni shirt, with TAI on the back* for the lulz...
No Names Left Damn It
25-04-2009, 19:30
Hmmmm.....*Contemplates wearing a New Mitanni shirt, with TAI on the back* for the lulz...

Don't do it, you'll be set on fire, then anally raped.
Intangelon
25-04-2009, 19:33
I will protect you! ...unless I am distracted by a small shiny object.

*takes out keys and jingles them*

I AM being environmently friendly. I'm a litterbug so it's best to keep a waistbasket near me and I don't think the landscape should be flooded with waistbaskets, just to appease me.
:p

Waistbaskets? Is that where liposuctioned fat goes, or is that a carrying device you wear like a belt?

Or did you mean "wastebasket"? Don't get me wrong, I like your idea.

But what would you even have at the convention?

Arguments?

If there was a guarantee of appearances by Neesika, Bottle, Dakini, Smunkeeville, Dempublicents1, Nanatsu, Muravyets, LG, Cat Tribe, Neo Art, Trve/KoL, Katganistan, Kryozerkia...basically a critical mass of ass-kicking posters...I'd be there.
No Names Left Damn It
25-04-2009, 19:36
If there was a guarantee of appearances by Neesika, Bottle, Dakini, Smunkeeville, Dempublicents1, Nanatsu, Muravyets, LG, Cat Tribe, Neo Art, Trve/KoL, Katganistan, Kryozerkia...basically a critical mass of ass-kicking posters...I'd be there.

Does Dakini post anymore? I haven't seen her in ages.
Intangelon
25-04-2009, 20:09
Does Dakini post anymore? I haven't seen her in ages.

I've seen her post a few times in the last two weeks. I think she picks her moments, and picks them well.
JuNii
25-04-2009, 20:12
Then I will get you drunk and send you to your hotel with a hooker.


and you will also post my bail then? ;)
Lapse
25-04-2009, 20:20
As soon as I know what it means I am down with that!

sort of like a beer bong, but cut out the middle man

ie: http://image40.webshots.com/41/6/6/94/2952606940093102677TENYaP_ph.jpg
Conserative Morality
25-04-2009, 20:22
Hmmmm.....*Contemplates wearing a New Mitanni shirt, with TAI on the back* for the lulz...

*attempts to beat and pat on the back at the same time*
Skallvia
25-04-2009, 21:24
Don't do it, you'll be set on fire, then anally raped.

*attempts to beat and pat on the back at the same time*

OH GAWD!!http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-cringe.gif


http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-smiley_happymob.gif


WHY DID I DO THIS, OH WY!!! http://generalitemafia.ipbfree.com/uploads/ipbfree.com/generalitemafia/emo-ahhh1gv.gif


lol,:p
Anti-Social Darwinism
26-04-2009, 02:52
God(dess) help Las Vegas. *plots.*
Blouman Empire
26-04-2009, 15:06
An all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas

Two words; Fuck Yeah!!

If somebody came to talk to me, I'd probably mumble something about having to be elsewhere, and walk off.

But, yeah I would attend it. When I'm 18.

Better to go when you are 21, that way you can drink and gamble.

I'd attend, but only if everyone wore shirts with their NSG name on them. "Heey, Skallvia!"
"I'm not Skallvia."
"Oh, erm... Sorry."

Awesome idea, actually it would be interesting to see how some of these people act in public.
SaintB
26-04-2009, 15:08
Awesome idea, actually it would be interesting to see how some of these people act in public.

What if I wear one that says "That other funny guy."
greed and death
26-04-2009, 15:08
you all wouldn't call the cops on me for streaking the convention would you ?
SaintB
26-04-2009, 15:09
you all wouldn't call the cops on me for streaking the convention would you ?

No but I might be tempted to see if I could tip you using credit....
Dumb Ideologies
26-04-2009, 15:10
you all wouldn't call the cops on me for streaking the convention would you ?

I'd call a stripper who would be initially dressed as a cop.
greed and death
26-04-2009, 15:13
I'd call a stripper who would be initially dressed as a cop.

As long as its all on your credit card, I like where this is going.
greed and death
26-04-2009, 15:13
No but I might be tempted to see if I could tip you using credit....

they have these wonderful paper forms that let me do just that with your credit card number and signature.
SaintB
26-04-2009, 15:15
they have these wonderful paper forms that let me do just that with your credit card number and signature.

But isn't there somewhere I could just slide it?
greed and death
26-04-2009, 15:19
But isn't there somewhere I could just slide it?

Only if you tip me in drinks from the bar. then you can slide it at the bar and bring me the drinks.
Blouman Empire
26-04-2009, 15:20
What if I wear one that says "That other funny guy."

You really should wear one saying "The smartarse comedian"

As long as its all on your credit card, I like where this is going.

No, it is all being charged to Max Barry's credit card.
greed and death
26-04-2009, 15:21
You really should wear one saying "The smartarse comedian"



No, it is all being charged to Max Barry's credit card.

Don't know if Max can get away with paying for a stripper. His wife keeps a pretty short lease on him.
Blouman Empire
26-04-2009, 15:24
Don't know if Max can get away with paying for a stripper. His wife keeps a pretty short lease on him.

In my experience when something goes on a credit card for these sort of things it usually goes down as something like "Las Vegas Hospitality"
SaintB
26-04-2009, 15:26
Don't know if Max can get away with paying for a stripper. His wife keeps a pretty short lease on him.

No really, she asked Sin to hold it for her once when he was out for walkies.

(I couldn't help myself; I hope Neesika appreciates the humorous intent)
greed and death
26-04-2009, 16:03
In my experience when something goes on a credit card for these sort of things it usually goes down as something like "Las Vegas Hospitality"

And in my experience the wife always calls and finds out what that means.
Blouman Empire
26-04-2009, 16:32
And in my experience the wife always calls and finds out what that means.

Well I suppose that is the benefit of not being married.
Katganistan
26-04-2009, 16:55
YAY! You mean Paramount pays people to go to Star Trek conventions?! Why didn't I get the memo?
Ring of Isengard
26-04-2009, 16:57
YAY! You mean Paramount pays people to go to Star Trek conventions?! Why didn't I get the memo?

Urgh, trekkies.
SaintB
26-04-2009, 17:00
YAY! You mean Paramount pays people to go to Star Trek conventions?! Why didn't I get the memo?

Its because you always dress up as a Vulcan and they have too many of those losers as it is :cool:
Blouman Empire
26-04-2009, 17:00
YAY! You mean Paramount pays people to go to Star Trek conventions?! Why didn't I get the memo?

Actually Kat, Max Barry and NS is going to set a new precedent.

Perhaps we can have the Mods do autographs?
Katganistan
26-04-2009, 17:01
Does Dakini post anymore? I haven't seen her in ages.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=591443
Yep.

Urgh, trekkies.What, are we actually holding ourselves higher than Trekkies? Really? A bunch of folks who play an online game and argue with each other on a forum?
Its because you always dress up as a Vulcan and they have too many of those losers as it is :cool:
Please, SaintB, I don't need to hear about your fantasies... I've never worn a Starfleet uniform, nor worn pointy ears.


Pot, Kettle, Black?
Ring of Isengard
26-04-2009, 17:51
What, are we actually holding ourselves higher than Trekkies? Really? A bunch of folks who play an online game and argue with each other on a forum?

Pot, Kettle, Black?
I am holding myself higher than trekkies- they're crazy.
Conserative Morality
26-04-2009, 17:52
What, are we actually holding ourselves higher than Trekkies? Really? A bunch of folks who play an online game and argue with each other on a forum?

There are levels of Pathetic. We are on the higher end of the spectrum, Trekkies, are at the bottom.:p
Lunatic Goofballs
26-04-2009, 17:54
What, are we actually holding ourselves higher than Trekkies? Really? A bunch of folks who play an online game and argue with each other on a forum?


There are levels of Pathetic. We are on the higher end of the spectrum, Trekkies, are at the bottom.:p

There are also different levels of Trekkies. There are those that go to the conventions to recapture the nostalgia of their past and there are those that have traditional Klingon weddings. :p
Isle de Beaulieu
26-04-2009, 17:57
Considering that tickets from Fargo to Las Vegas are under $100 or something crazy cheap like that, hell yes I'd consider!
Delator
26-04-2009, 18:37
Air Fare and hotels are cheap in Las Vegas.

If you're savvy with your internet-fu, you can probably get three nights and round trip airfare for under $250, depending on where you stay.

If this should ever somehow get off the ground, I'm totally in.
SaintB
26-04-2009, 23:20
Please, SaintB, I don't need to hear about your fantasies... I've never worn a Starfleet uniform, nor worn pointy ears.


Pot, Kettle, Black?

I've never even watched an episode of Star Trek! :)
Fartsniffage
26-04-2009, 23:24
I've never even watched an episode of Star Trek! :)

You!

Get off the internet now. There's no place here for your sort.
Conserative Morality
26-04-2009, 23:25
You!

Get off the internet now. There's no place here for your sort.

Oh, Fu-

*This user has been booted*
Skallvia
26-04-2009, 23:30
I wanted to go to ComiCon, :(...

To be honest we are in the midst of making Master Chief Armor out of Cardstock and fiberglass, lol....
SaintB
26-04-2009, 23:33
I wanted to go to ComiCon, :(...

To be honest we are in the midst of making Master Chief Armor out of Cardstock and fiberglass, lol....

nice.
Skallvia
26-04-2009, 23:36
nice.

its hard as hell, we've got the whole body done in cardstock, but, only the boots, gloves, and part of the thigh done in fiberglass...

when they tell you it takes a LOOOONG time, they mean it, lol...