NationStates Jolt Archive

"Well, some of the 9/11 hijackers did come through Canada, as you know."

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/04/24/mccain-repeats-dubious-claim-sept-hijackers-entered-canada/

Apparently, John McCain believes 9/11 hijackers came in over the norther border.

"McCain Repeats False Claim That Sept. 11 Hijackers Entered U.S. From Canada
Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., makes the dubious claim that Sept. 11 hijackers entered the United States through Canada -- just days after Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano came under fire for saying the same thing."

Oh really?


Two serious issues, though.

First - how ARE we going to secure our northern border? Are we going to?

Second - how does so much... flawed intelligence... flourish so well among the 'elite'?

I'm surprised Canada hasn't sealed its southern border yet... One would think Fallout gave them enough of a hint.

no, NAFTA is good, hopefully, it will turn into something like the EU.

they should build a wall *nod, lol*

Pfft. They can't even secure the Mexican border... They stand no chance against the Canadians

they should build a wall *nod, lol*

and the job should be outsourced to the Canadians. *nod*

and the job should be outsourced to the Canadians. *nod*

No, no, no, no...We get Mexicans to do the Canadian Border, and Canadians to do the Mexican border, :p

only the most convoluted for our government, lol...

My Plan Z (plan of last resort of last resort) is fleeing across the Canadian border and starting an infamous criminal organization. If the Canadian border is sealed, how will I accomplish this?

My Plan Z (plan of last resort of last resort) is fleeing across the Canadian border and starting an infamous criminal organization. If the Canadian border is sealed, how will I accomplish this?

Wait, which way are you fleeing?

how do you build a wall over a lake :confused:

My Plan Z (plan of last resort of last resort) is fleeing across the Canadian border and starting an infamous criminal organization. If the Canadian border is sealed, how will I accomplish this?

wait if you get over the wall wouldn't this make you a criminal and thus achieving your dream?

how do you build a wall over a lake :confused:

We make it really tall.

We make it really tall.

why not save money and just seal off Detroit?

why not save money and just seal off Detroit?

We could turn it into a prison colony.

We could turn it into a prison colony.

doesn't that seem a little I harsh I mean they are still human no matter what crimes they committed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g09GtnWdBjc)

doesn't that seem a little I harsh I mean they are still human no matter what crimes they committed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g09GtnWdBjc)

Wow, you actually got the reference.

I'm surprised.

We could turn it into a prison colony.

I think Australia beat us to it, We dont want to be seen as ripping them off, lol...

We'd lose all our street cred, :p

I think Australia beat us to it, We dont want to be seen as ripping them off, lol...

We'd lose all our street cred, :p

If you tried to turn yourself into a penal colony, we'd all start crackin' wise about your mamas.

Wait, which way are you fleeing?
North. All the best criminals flee to the north, that's why the Russian crime lords have to be so aggressive. They can't flee to the north (because Santa Claus has such an iron grip on the north pole), so they have to go east or west, which puts them at an automatic disadvantage compared to Mexicans, South Americans or Africans.
wait if you get over the wall wouldn't this make you a criminal and thus achieving your dream?
I like the way you think. Provided that you live south of Ontario, there might be a place for you in my hypothetical organization of crime.

I think Australia beat us to it, We dont want to be seen as ripping them off, lol...

We'd lose all our street cred, :p

I think the state of Georgia was first, it was started as a Penal Colony. Evidently the English crown thought they needed cannon fodder if the spanish ever attacked from Florida to protect the Virginia and Carolina colonies.

I say keep them hockey playing, lumberjack tuxedo wearing, canoeheads out for good.

If all goes well, I'll be visiting a young lady in Pennsylvania and taking her to a hockey game this spring. AND YOU CANNOT STOP ME AMERICAN PIGDOGS

First - how ARE we going to secure our northern border? Are we going to?

Well, "our" northern border is the North Sea, actually, and not much a-coming from that direction.
('cept gas and oil, of course...)

Well, "our" northern border is the North Sea, actually, and not much a-coming from that direction.
('cept gas and oil, of course...)

Santa Claus is coming from the North....

McMurder believes a lot of silly and stupid things. I'm not really surprised.

First - how ARE we going to secure our northern border? Are we going to?


No, the US aren't going to. Still, the Canadians might consider blockading their southern (and western) border to prevent pig flu from spreading.

No, the US aren't going to. Still, the Canadians might consider blockading their southern (and western) border to prevent pig flu from spreading.

Too late, there's already been an outbreak in Ontario.

Give me some water!
Because I shot a moose at the Canadian Border
Coo' coo' waaaaterrr..

no, NAFTA is good, hopefully, it will turn into something like the EU.

You're insane.

No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!

We need to conquer Canada, not seal it off!

No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!

We need to conquer Canada, not seal it off!

Good luck,you would be facing these guys...

http://philzine.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/south-park-canada-on-strike.jpg

No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong!

We need to conquer Canada, not seal it off!

Yes, they will see you as liberators and help you. Soon the insurgents will give up and Canada will be a democratic country! Worked fine last time... :)