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There's probably been a lot of these types of thread, but, anyway,

What's the most embarrassing moment that you can remember? At school, at a restaurant, anywhere, and at whatever age...

For me... well... there's been too many... :wink:

Let the :$ begin...

Once at school, I ripped the front of the crotch part of my trousers and didn't notice for three hours. Much fun was made of that by my peers.

But that's nothing, I reckon I'm going to embarrass myself worse three times today and four times tomorrow. I've had so much embarrassment over the last twenty years that I'm now slightly immune to the feeling, taking events that would turn a normal person bright red in my stride with nothing more than a "If you think this is bad, you should have seen what happened two hours" style comment.

Once at school, I ripped the front of the crotch part of my trousers and didn't notice for three hours. Much fun was made of that by my peers.

:D Hahaha, that had to suck. Although, wearing no underwear to school (long story) and I happened to have my shorts 'down trialed' that day SUCKED.

Man too many.

Two for you though.

When I was about 8 years old, at primary school. The year was 1978, and we where doing PE in the hall just out side of our classroom.

Me being from a large poor family was obliged to play in my pants and vest(no PE kit you see).

Well I was day dreaming and got totaly stripped off and just didn't realise until I walked out of the class room.

The other when I was 16, at home out of school, unemployed and having sex in one of the seats in the living room.

My dad walked in and I think he was just about to ask if I fancied a pint with him, well he got as far as 'Son do you want...ahhhhh sorry, sorry' and turned around and fled.

Not so embarsing for me, but he did turn beetroot red!

Was in an aeroplane's toilet going for a piss and then the turbulence started. Before I could get my trousers up, I fell out :(

Hmm. I used to get embarrassed a lot, now after all the stuff I've done and such I've learnt being embarrassed stops you from having as much fun...

Was in an aeroplane's toilet going for a piss and then the turbulence started. Before I could get my trousers up, I fell out :(

Now that's funny. At least you didn't get paralyzed. :p

I don't have embarrassing moments. I just don't care.

Was in an aeroplane's toilet going for a piss and then the turbulence started. Before I could get my trousers up, I fell out :(
Priceless.

Most of the things that embarrassed me at the time faded pretty quickly. The first time I was thrown out of a locker room naked I was pretty embarrassed, but that quickly became an opportunity to embarrass others. The first time I ever popped a boner during wrestling practice I was pretty embarrassed, but that also quickly became an opportunity to embarrass others.

Getting caught masturbating is still mildly embarrassing. Not because you're masturbating, but because you got caught. :p

Most of the things that embarrassed me at the time faded pretty quickly. The first time I was thrown out of a locker room naked I was pretty embarrassed, but that quickly became an opportunity to embarrass others. The first time I ever popped a boner during wrestling practice I was pretty embarrassed, but that also quickly became an opportunity to embarrass others.

Getting caught masturbating is still mildly embarrassing. Not because you're masturbating, but because you got caught. :p

I as some of you may know 'take' the Sun(newspaper) and one of my fave bits is the problem page.

Last week we had a great letter sent in from an 80 something who's grand daughet(in her 20's) caught him masterbating and now won't talk to him!

Shit that made me laugh.

I can't really think of anything that stands out. I mean, guaranteed there were a few occassions, but nothing that has stuck with me.

What makes me shy/embarrases me now is sort of ridiculous. It's a threshold thing. I get shy up to a certain point of horniness. Beyond that, nothing really bothers me.

October 31

Movie Theater, on the Screen is "The Fog".

Girlfreind leans over and goes to kiss me, I freak out due to the awkwardness of the situation. The rest of the weekend is awkward as well considering all my close freinds and their gfs/bfs were there also and keep reminding me of it.

After going to back to school and losing my girlfriend, a guy freind gave me a hug to help me through my time of need. I quickly realized where I went wrong.

Hmm, I think the time I remember being most embarrassed was when I was a sweet, innocent little college freshman and my chamber choir, during a break, got on to the conversational topic of "who in the choir has the best tits" - which somehow led to all of them (including the guy I had a crush on) gathered around discussing mine at great length. The conversation featured such memorable lines as "It's not like they're unnaturally large," "They do look lickable," and of course, "Hey, look! Even her scalp is blushing!" :rolleyes:

Was in an aeroplane's toilet going for a piss and then the turbulence started. Before I could get my trousers up, I fell out :(

Brilliant, just brilliant.

*runs away from thread*

Hmm. I used to get embarrassed a lot, now after all the stuff I've done and such I've learnt being embarrassed stops you from having as much fun...

Hey Londim You're back after saying you were gone for good. What you been up to buddy?

To many embarrassing moments which one do I pick :p

EDIT: Yeah just fixed it up so people know what I thought I typed.

My most embarrassing moment was when I saw Blouman post drunk.

I was on a missionary trip to Guatemala. And I was out on one of the days off and I heard good music coming from one of the bars. SO I decide its the place for me to down a few beers and relax. The girls at this bar were very friendly after a few drinks I decide too friendly and I elect to leave. On the way out the padre of the catholic church walks by and gives me the evil eye.
When I get back to wear the The missionary group is the leader(my uncle) pulls me aside and ask me what was it like in the towns house of ill repute.
needless to say I did not live that one down. Good thing I was only in Guatemala for two weeks.

I had a particularily embarassing moment last year, involving a nasty abdomen colic with diarrhea, being outside of home... well, I'll cut off the details. I reached a public toilet almost in time, but anyway "after" I had to rip off my underwear and trash it, and go home commando.

Shit happens. Oh yes, it does.

At RenFaire after hours, a friend of mine and I went back to his tent and proceeded to have some rather noisy fun. A little bit later, we exited the tent and were greeted with the applause of about 30-40 people who had surrounded the tent and attached inflated condoms to it. He wasn't embarassed at all which made it even more embarassing for me.

can you keep a secret?

so can I ;)

I rarely get embarrassed. The only time I remember getting embarrassed was when my pants fell down in the middle of the store while grocery shopping about a year ago...

Hey Londim You're back after saying youwere gone for good. What you been up to buddy?

<y embarassubg momments to come ;alter

I said I was going for good? The only reason I haven't been around is because I had no internet connection available to me for 3 weeks. It was horrible man. NOw I'm behind on all internet lingo. Tell me? Is the internet still a free place?

I said I was going for good? The only reason I haven't been around is because I had no internet connection available to me for 3 weeks. It was horrible man. NOw I'm behind on all internet lingo. Tell me? Is the internet still a free place?

No, corporations have jumped in on the whole thing and now you can't get online without paying an Internet Service Provider and the whole things is filled with advertisements! Its horrible!

Now that's funny. At least you didn't get paralyzed. :p

Haha.

I once ran down a street naked while my freinds threw bear bottles at me.
Found pictures of myself posted around my highschool the next day.
I once tried tipping a portapotty by myself, hit it, and the thing broke to pieces.

I said I was going for good? The only reason I haven't been around is because I had no internet connection available to me for 3 weeks. It was horrible man. NOw I'm behind on all internet lingo. Tell me? Is the internet still a free place?

I thought you did? Well at least last night I thought you did.

Good to see you back anyway, and yes I believe it is still a free place. :)

My most embarrassing moment was when I saw Blouman post drunk.

Ditto well at least my most embarrassing moment on here.

I rarely get embarrassed. The only time I remember getting embarrassed was when my pants fell down in the middle of the store while grocery shopping about a year ago...

It seems that diet is working out for you :p

But please explain?

At the Eiffel Tower between my sophomore and junior years of high school, I was up on the top observation deck and didn't feel like waiting for the elevator (wind+extreme hight+swaying tower=ill) so I decided I should take the stairs. With my year of French I oh so politely asked a gendarme "Where can I go down." Thirty minutes of conversing about his "gun" and its "qualities" later, my French teacher tells me that I messed up my articles and asked something closer to "Can I go down on you."

Once when we were in LA, the tour guide (who spoke with some german or spanish or mexican or austrian accent) struck up a conversation with my father about 'Rugby' (us being from New Zealand = Rugby being a big thing) and he asked "Do you like Rugby?" And my Dad replied, "Oh yeah, blues, rock music, classical a bit of everything...", My dad thought the tour guide had asked 'Do you like Rock music?".

The tour guide sort of awkwardly walked away after that, and we were all laughing, and my Dad had no idea what was going on.

At RenFaire

I'll stop you here and say...

Damn, that IS embarrasing!


:D

It seems that diet is working out for you :p

But please explain?

They just kind of slid off on the way out. I had a gallon of milk in one hand and a a whole bunch of groceries in the other, I couldn't bend down to put anything on the ground, and I was too far away from any place to set my things on (plus I didn't have a shopping cart) so I stood there, with a dumb look on my face, turning redder than the cans of tomato sauce I had... until some woman finally took my bags so I could put my pants back on... seemed like forever.

I'll stop you here and say...

Damn, that IS embarrasing!


:D

Shush, you. Ren Faires are fun. :p

Ren Faires are fun. :p

I'm gonna stop you right there too :P

I'm gonna stop you right there too :P

But they are, do I need to dig up my pictures form the last one?

Shush, you. Ren Faires are fun. :p

Especially after hours ... :D

Especially after hours ... :D

Indeed, if you can convince them to let you stay. I might work at one this year.

On the final exam of my Medieval History class, I accidentally let one rip. This was like a huge, meaty, deep, make the seat of your pants rumble fart.

I was able to make fun of myself by saying "Well this is the last time I have a breakfast burrito." Even the teacher laughed after I said that.

Too many, but one notable was when I fell. On stage. In front of my parents, my parents friends, my castmates, my classmates, my teachers, and basically everyone who knew and cared about me. AWESOME.

Embarrassing moments are fun. Well - not during the embarrassment, but afterward, when you can laugh about it.

Indeed, if you can convince them to let you stay. I might work at one this year.

I worked at SoCal RenFaire for 15 years. Each year I said never again, and each year I returned, it's addictive. I kind of miss it.

I worked at SoCal RenFaire for 15 years. Each year I said never again, and each year I returned, it's addictive. I kind of miss it.

Well I have been told I look pretty damn good with a sword! :p

But seriously, I can easily get into the whole pretend aspect of it and I worked as a carny for a year and maybe a half so I pretty much know what to expect.

Well I have been told I look pretty damn good with a sword! :p

But seriously, I can easily get into the whole pretend aspect of it and I worked as a carny for a year and maybe a half so I pretty much know what to expect.

Faire Folk do have a carny mentality. If a "turkey" (that's what we called customers) started acting up towards one of us, especially kids, we'd sort of circle the wagons - most often, the guest was invited to leave and never come back - no one could ever find out how he got that black eye, either.

Faire Folk do have a carny mentality. If a "turkey" (that's what we called customers) started acting up towards one of us, especially kids, we'd sort of circle the wagons - most often, the guest was invited to leave and never come back - no one could ever find out how he got that black eye, either.

Never beet any customers but we did make sure the never came back.