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217,000 texts in one month

Zombie PotatoHeads
23-04-2009, 03:29
You'd think at their age they'd be a tad more mature.
Record attempt reaps 217K texts, $26K phone bill

Their thumbs sure must be sore. Two central Pennsylvania friends spent most of March in a text-messaging record attempt, exchanging a thumbs-flying total of 217,000. For one of the two, that meant an inches-thick itemized bill for $26,000.

Nick Andes, 29, and Doug Klinger, 30, were relying on their unlimited text messaging plans to get them through the escapade, so Andes didn't expect such a big bill.

"It came in a box that cost $27.55 to send to me," he said Tuesday. He said he "panicked" and called T-Mobile, which told The Associated Press it had credited his account and was investigating the charges.

The two Lancaster-area residents have been practically nonstop texters for about a decade since they attended Berks Technical Institute together.

That led Andes to search for the largest monthly text message total he could find posted online: 182,000 sent in 2005 by Deepak Sharma in India.

Andes and Klinger were able to set up their phones to send multiple messages. During a February test run they found they could send 6,000 or 7,000 messages on some days, prompting the March messaging marathon.

"Most were either short phrases or one word, 'LOL' or 'Hello,' things like that, with tons and tons of repeats," said Andes, reached by phone.

Andes sent more than 140,000 messages, and Klinger sent more than 70,000 to end the month with a total of just over 217,000, he said.

A spokesman for Guinness World Records didn't immediately return messages asking whether it would be certified as a record.

April came as a relief to Andes' wife, Julie, who had found his phone tied up with texting when she tried to call him on lunch breaks.

"She was tired of it the first few days into it," Andes said.

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/20090422/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd217

They're even married! How is this possible?
Barringtonia
23-04-2009, 03:33
You'd think at their age they'd be a tad more mature.

One thing you learn as you grow up is that guys don't become more mature, they just have more money.

Sure, they learn how to act mature when they have to, since society expects, but I'm sure there's 80 year old women still being subjected to the fart in bed/ covers pulled over head scenario.

I wonder whether 'unlimited' will be upheld, there's always small print when it comes to infinity.
Katganistan
23-04-2009, 03:51
God, if I send FIVE texts a month it's been a banner month.
Vanishing_shame
23-04-2009, 03:52
probably a hippy
SaintB
23-04-2009, 04:34
That beets the 24,000 my brother sent
Zombie PotatoHeads
23-04-2009, 05:03
One thing you learn as you grow up is that guys don't become more mature, they just have more money.

Sure, they learn how to act mature when they have to, since society expects, but I'm sure there's 80 year old women still being subjected to the fart in bed/ covers pulled over head scenario.
I tried to dutch-oven my g/f the other week. In my defense, twas she who supplied the fart.
man, did it reek! It was a, "what crawled up your ass a week ago and died?"-level ordure odour.
Barringtonia
23-04-2009, 05:09
I tried to dutch-oven my g/f the other week. In my defense, twas she who supplied the fart.
man, did it reek! It was a, "what crawled up your ass a week ago and died?"-level ordure odour.

That's because they brew it for longer, men will let it out at the first opportunity.
Zombie PotatoHeads
23-04-2009, 05:12
That's because they brew it for longer, men will let it out at the first opportunity.
And quite right we do, too. We all know the dangers of keeping it contained - an 'inward' fart can blow one's head off. This has been scientifically proven through many hours of playground discussion.

And nurses keep a frozen spoon handy to smack down any errant erections.
Dragontide
23-04-2009, 05:14
*Wonders how many people will be stalking this texter, plow an SUV into them on the road when they see them texting and driving and sue em for every penny they can get.*
:D
Wilgrove
23-04-2009, 06:30
http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/20090422/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd217

They're even married! How is this possible?

Hey, just because they're immature doesn't mean that girls won't find their boyish charm attractive, or the women are idiots too.

I feel like I could've fit more insult into that, but I didn't want to overdo it.
New Hobabwe
23-04-2009, 11:44
You'd think at their age they'd be a tad more mature.



They're even married! How is this possible?

What seperates the men from the boys, is just the size of their toys.

:)
Eofaerwic
23-04-2009, 11:50
What seperates the men from the boys, is just the size of their toys.

:)

Or occasionally their girlfriends toys...
G3N13
23-04-2009, 12:22
They really should've had fixed monthly rate. :tongue:

Also, 26000$ is an atrocious cost for 217000 text messages, for an average subscription here the cost would be from 10-15k€ (13-19k$), down to 3-4k€ (5-6k$) for special group fares.

edit:
That's also a piss poor record...why not just do it with a program that sends messages as fast as the phone is capable of?
Veilyonia
23-04-2009, 12:36
They really should've had fixed monthly rate. :tongue:

Also, 26000$ is an atrocious cost for 217000 text messages, for an average subscription here the cost would be from 10-15k€ (13-19k$), down to 3-4k€ (5-6k$) for special group fares.

edit:
That's also a piss poor record...why not just do it with a program that sends messages as fast as the phone is capable of?

Honestly, those prices are through the roof. First of all, unlimited text means unlimited, not "unlimited until you go over "x amount." I haven't sent 7,000 texts in my life, not to mention in one day. However, the thing that really amazes me is that they didn't contract carpal tunnel or arthritis from all that non-stop texting.