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When there's no more room in Hell...

German Nightmare
23-04-2009, 01:01
...the Dead will walk the Earth.

As will I.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/mz_02_10010412786-3.gif

I'm going on a Zombie festival soon. It's going to be a handful survivors pitched against the undead hordes. I'll be one of the latter. First off, zombies are the shit. Secondly, it's way cheaper to be a zombie.

Now, to contribute to the whole thing, I'd like to dress up as a neat zombie character. However, since I do not have much money, the costume/role should be simple, yet a looker.

Here's a couple of thoughts that came to my mind:

- Paramedic. I still have some of my old shirts when I used to work as one. (Haven't actually tried whether I still fit into them. That could be a slight, no scratch that, bigger problem. Maybe in shreds I'd still fit into them. Dunno.)

- Office guy. With tie and suitcase. Don't know whether I can get my hands on a suit that fits, though.

I was also thinking about what I could carry around with me. Office guy has a suitcase, okay.

A whithered bouquet of flowers constantly in one hand is one of the ideas I have. Like a guy showing up for a date with flowers, turning into a zombie, and still hanging onto them in the afterlife.

Thought about an arm, or a hand, a foot maybe - but apart from visiting the town morgue with a saw in the wee hours of night, I wouldn't know how to get my hands on prosthetics.

I still have one of those paper-suits that CSI-people sometimes wear. Might look like an ABC-suit but that would need some serious add-ons which cost money. Plus, the paper suit will not withstand the mud and gore, shuffling around, and being fought.

I might get my hands on a lab-coat and go for the crazy scientist who created it all?

So, NSG, help me out here. I need your thoughts on costumes and ideas for accessories.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IHaveTheBrain.jpg

Graagh. (I guess that should mean "Thank you"?)
SaintB
23-04-2009, 01:57
I like the paramedic idea. You could just take all your clothes off and be the only nudest zombie too.
South Lorenya
23-04-2009, 03:36
Dress as a far-right politician; they're more obsessive than any zombie :p
Saige Dragon
23-04-2009, 04:04
Oh come on dude it's obvious... Eddie the Head!
You-Gi-Owe
23-04-2009, 04:45
Seen "American Carol"? ACLU zombie!!!!!
German Nightmare
24-04-2009, 04:11
I like the paramedic idea.
Me too!

Besides, paramedics would be the first ones to get eaten!
You could just take all your clothes off and be the only nudest zombie too.
Shit.
If only I weren't prude, I'd frikkind do dat!

Reminds me of the remake of NotLD: Naked ass ftw!
Dress as a far-right politician; they're more obsessive than any zombie :p
I'd hate myself if I did that.

Plus, how do you bring their points across with only moaning?!?
Oh come on dude it's obvious... Eddie the Head!
Oh Well, wherever, wherever you are,
Iron Maiden's gonna get you, no matter how far!

Dude, that's great!!!
I'd already been thinking about a T-shirt donning the first Maiden-Album-Eddie. Old school, of course, not the remake.

Nice!
Seen "American Carol"?
Uhm, no...
ACLU zombie!!!!!
Is that any good?!?
SaintB
24-04-2009, 04:13
Plus, how do you bring their points across with only moaning?!?


Isn't that what most of them do?
German Nightmare
24-04-2009, 04:16
Isn't that what most of them do?
I thought that was whining, not moaning.
SaintB
24-04-2009, 04:18
I thought that was whining, not moaning.

Whining when they are loosing moaning when they are winning. Same damn thing.
Gauthier
24-04-2009, 04:21
...the Dead will walk the Earth.

As will I.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/mz_02_10010412786-3.gif

I'm going on a Zombie festival soon. It's going to be a handful survivors pitched against the undead hordes. I'll be one of the latter. First off, zombies are the shit. Secondly, it's way cheaper to be a zombie.

Now, to contribute to the whole thing, I'd like to dress up as a neat zombie character. However, since I do not have much money, the costume/role should be simple, yet a looker.

Here's a couple of thoughts that came to my mind:

- Paramedic. I still have some of my old shirts when I used to work as one. (Haven't actually tried whether I still fit into them. That could be a slight, no scratch that, bigger problem. Maybe in shreds I'd still fit into them. Dunno.)

- Office guy. With tie and suitcase. Don't know whether I can get my hands on a suit that fits, though.

I was also thinking about what I could carry around with me. Office guy has a suitcase, okay.

A whithered bouquet of flowers constantly in one hand is one of the ideas I have. Like a guy showing up for a date with flowers, turning into a zombie, and still hanging onto them in the afterlife.

Thought about an arm, or a hand, a foot maybe - but apart from visiting the town morgue with a saw in the wee hours of night, I wouldn't know how to get my hands on prosthetics.

I still have one of those paper-suits that CSI-people sometimes wear. Might look like an ABC-suit but that would need some serious add-ons which cost money. Plus, the paper suit will not withstand the mud and gore, shuffling around, and being fought.

I might get my hands on a lab-coat and go for the crazy scientist who created it all?

So, NSG, help me out here. I need your thoughts on costumes and ideas for accessories.

The funnest costumes were ironic social commentaries, like the Hare Krishna zombie from the original Dawn of the Dead. A Zombie Cafeteria Worker might be another idea.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IHaveTheBrain.jpg

Graagh. (I guess that should mean "Thank you"?)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b3/GiveMeTheBrain-cover.jpg/175px-GiveMeTheBrain-cover.jpg

Give Me The Brain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_Me_the_Brain). An appropriately themed game that I have. Tons of fun with enough people.
German Nightmare
24-04-2009, 04:32
The funnest costumes were ironic social commentaries, like the Hare Krishna zombie from the original Dawn of the Dead. A Zombie Cafeteria Worker might be another idea.
Hehe, I remember that.

Yet, that's a ridiculous costume... Hara hara! *dances in Zombie-like state"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b3/GiveMeTheBrain-cover.jpg/175px-GiveMeTheBrain-cover.jpg
Give Me The Brain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_Me_the_Brain). An appropriately themed game that I have. Tons of fun with enough people.
Haven't heard of that one yet, but I'll look into it!

Which characters does it offer?!?
Gauthier
24-04-2009, 04:48
The irony was in a strict vegan reduced to a meat-eating corpse. Kind of like Jewish, Muslim or Rastafarian zombies now that I think about it.

Haven't heard of that one yet, but I'll look into it!

Which characters does it offer?!?

It's in a series of zombie-themed games from Cheapass invovling "Friedey's", a fictional fast food joint staffed entirely by the Living Dead. Another card game in the series is Lord of the Fries, which involves trying to assemble customer orders. And then there's The Great Brain Robbery which involves zombies on a train trying to well... rob brains.
Antilon
24-04-2009, 05:24
Head-crabs (http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabPlush!.html).

Also, I've always wanted to be a zombie soldier wearing a gas mask with blood running from the edges of the mask and out of the filters.
German Nightmare
24-04-2009, 20:21
The irony was in a strict vegan reduced to a meat-eating corpse. Kind of like Jewish, Muslim or Rastafarian zombies now that I think about it.
True. Then again, Christians usually don't eat flesh either. (Unless you count in the "this is my body..."-thing)
It's in a series of zombie-themed games from Cheapass invovling "Friedey's", a fictional fast food joint staffed entirely by the Living Dead. Another card game in the series is Lord of the Fries, which involves trying to assemble customer orders. And then there's The Great Brain Robbery which involves zombies on a train trying to well... rob brains.
Those sound like fun.
Head-crabs (http://store.valvesoftware.com/productshowcase/productshowcase_HL2HeadCrabPlush!.html).
Those look like nasty little buggers.
Also, I've always wanted to be a zombie soldier wearing a gas mask with blood running from the edges of the mask and out of the filters.
You'd go nuts as a zombie if you can't feed, I bet.
Call to power
24-04-2009, 20:34
go as a clown....or get some boxes and tinfoil together and be a robot zombie!
German Nightmare
24-04-2009, 20:44
go as a clown....or get some boxes and tinfoil together and be a robot zombie!
Zombies! 7 - Send in the Clowns, eh?
Brutland and Norden
24-04-2009, 20:45
Zombie Alien.
Khadgar
24-04-2009, 20:46
go as a clown....or get some boxes and tinfoil together and be a robot zombie!

Zombie clown, that's evil.
Call to power
24-04-2009, 20:51
Zombie clown, that's evil.

not nearly as evil as zombie cross-dressing father in law though >_>

but lets face it every female is going to go as a zombie slut so you may as well dress to fit that
South Lorenya
24-04-2009, 23:03
I'd hate myself if I did that.

Plus, how do you bring their points across with only moaning?!?

Wait, are you suggesting that they have POINTS now?

German Nightmare's a witch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU)! A witch! A witch! :p
No true scotsman
24-04-2009, 23:09
You need to borrow a dress.

Transvestite zombie is a very under-represented demographic.
Gauthier
24-04-2009, 23:17
Zombie clown, that's evil.

http://www.yugioh-cards.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/tp6/TP6020.jpg

Very evil.

Now, here's some possibly different takes on the whole Zombie idea:

http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/startrek-borg.jpg
http://gandt.blogs.brynmawr.edu/wp-content/blogs.dir/133/files/2009/04/cybermen_on_bbc.jpg
http://www.movievillains.com/images/agentsmith.jpg
JuNii
24-04-2009, 23:27
paramedic... normal. and on the gurney... you have a friend strapped down on it and have him try to eat people.
Antilon
24-04-2009, 23:27
Zombie Alien.

Oh, you mean Jesus?
German Nightmare
25-04-2009, 01:02
Wait, are you suggesting that they have POINTS now?
Am I?
German Nightmare's a witch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU)! A witch! A witch! :p
Burn the witch!

Uh... no, wait a minute!
You need to borrow a dress.

Transvestite zombie is a very under-represented demographic.
That would be very, very scary.
paramedic... normal. and on the gurney... you have a friend strapped down on it and have him try to eat people.
That's a funny idea. However, from where do I get a gurney?!?
Chumblywumbly
25-04-2009, 01:06
I add my vote to either transvestite zombie or zombie Jesus.
Saige Dragon
25-04-2009, 01:08
That's a funny idea. However, from where do I get a gurney?!?

Theft is very underrated form of object acquirement.
JuNii
25-04-2009, 01:12
That's a funny idea. However, from where do I get a gurney?!?

... didn't you say you used to be a paramedic? can't you borrow an old one? or a wheelchair, some handcuffs and rope will do.
Chumblywumbly
25-04-2009, 01:13
Theft is very underrated form of object acquirement.
Comment of the week.

*salutes*
Antilon
25-04-2009, 01:44
Zombie Obama: beg for change instead of brains.
Gauthier
25-04-2009, 02:06
paramedic... normal. and on the gurney... you have a friend strapped down on it and have him try to eat people.

"Send More... Wait, Arrrrrrgh!"
Neo Myidealstate
25-04-2009, 14:40
...the Dead will walk the Earth.

As will I.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/mz_02_10010412786-3.gif

I'm going on a Zombie festival soon. It's going to be a handful survivors pitched against the undead hordes. I'll be one of the latter. First off, zombies are the shit. Secondly, it's way cheaper to be a zombie.

Now, to contribute to the whole thing, I'd like to dress up as a neat zombie character. However, since I do not have much money, the costume/role should be simple, yet a looker.

Here's a couple of thoughts that came to my mind:

- Paramedic. I still have some of my old shirts when I used to work as one. (Haven't actually tried whether I still fit into them. That could be a slight, no scratch that, bigger problem. Maybe in shreds I'd still fit into them. Dunno.)

- Office guy. With tie and suitcase. Don't know whether I can get my hands on a suit that fits, though.

I was also thinking about what I could carry around with me. Office guy has a suitcase, okay.

A whithered bouquet of flowers constantly in one hand is one of the ideas I have. Like a guy showing up for a date with flowers, turning into a zombie, and still hanging onto them in the afterlife.

Thought about an arm, or a hand, a foot maybe - but apart from visiting the town morgue with a saw in the wee hours of night, I wouldn't know how to get my hands on prosthetics.

I still have one of those paper-suits that CSI-people sometimes wear. Might look like an ABC-suit but that would need some serious add-ons which cost money. Plus, the paper suit will not withstand the mud and gore, shuffling around, and being fought.

I might get my hands on a lab-coat and go for the crazy scientist who created it all?

So, NSG, help me out here. I need your thoughts on costumes and ideas for accessories.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/IHaveTheBrain.jpg

Graagh. (I guess that should mean "Thank you"?)

Zombi Apocalypse II? (http://www.zombie-larp.com/)

My sister tries to convince me to go to that event together with her, but do to its rather high price I am more than a bit hesitant.
German Nightmare
26-04-2009, 19:34
Theft is very underrated form of object acquirement.
Nicely worded - yet still not an option. I don't steal. Not even "borrow without asking".
... didn't you say you used to be a paramedic? can't you borrow an old one? or a wheelchair, some handcuffs and rope will do.
Different city, different life. That was more than 10 years ago. And even if I got it - it'd never fit into my car to get it here! Or to the place, for that matter.

Besides, there's only gonna be two kinds of people: Survivors and undead. I'd be the zombie strapped into the wheelchair sitting in the middle of the field baking in the sun while everyone else is hunting and eating humans. That's no fun! :tongue:
Zombi Apocalypse II? (http://www.zombie-larp.com/)

My sister tries to convince me to go to that event together with her, but do to its rather high price I am more than a bit hesitant.
My sister's boyfriend got the tickets and I honestly don't even know what it's called.
But they were €25 per zombie and a lot more expensive for wanna-be survivors, so our choice was very easy.
German Nightmare
27-04-2009, 18:30
Zombi Apocalypse II? (http://www.zombie-larp.com/)
Now I know more - and that's exactly it!
JuNii
27-04-2009, 20:21
Different city, different life. That was more than 10 years ago. And even if I got it - it'd never fit into my car to get it here! Or to the place, for that matter.

Besides, there's only gonna be two kinds of people: Survivors and undead. I'd be the zombie strapped into the wheelchair sitting in the middle of the field baking in the sun while everyone else is hunting and eating humans. That's no fun! :tongue:

ah... but while other zombies are getting their legs blown off and reduced to crawling... you'll be zipping along on your nice, armored Wheelchair!

complete with cup holder to store that limb while you are cruzin.