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I am speechless.

Basically he was watching questionable content. And cut his member.

:eek:

I dont believe it....No one would be stupid enough to cut their penis to stop an erection....

no fuckin way...

I love the 'Faith in Jesus' tagline under his name.

That was posted 12 minutes ago, someone might want to give this kid an answer...

Says it was posted twelve minutes ago, and this thread is six minutes old already. Did you post that, or do you just refresh that page every minute or so?

You know what? I'm not going to believe it. Not even if there are pictures. Because you know what? I need something to believe in. I need to believe that people aren't capable of being that stupid.

You know what? I'm not going to believe it. Not even if there are pictures. Because you know what? I need something to believe in. I need to believe that people aren't capable of being that stupid.

The Darwin Awards prove that your belief is misplaced.

You know what? I'm not going to believe it. Not even if there are pictures. Because you know what? I need something to believe in. I need to believe that people aren't capable of being that stupid.

Lmfao

I'm sure it's a hoax, read it in a Borat accent.

I love the 'Faith in Jesus' tagline under his name.

Lets hope it pays off for him at this point, lol...

You know what? I'm not going to believe it. Not even if there are pictures. Because you know what? I need something to believe in. I need to believe that people aren't capable of being that stupid.

Letting the blood flow freely was considered a cure for almost everything for centuries...

Letting the blood flow freely was considered a cure for almost everything for centuries...

Yes, but this person allegedly hacked off the top part of their penis. That's more than just bloodletting.

I'm sure it's a hoax, read it in a Borat accent.

This kicks the ass out of how is babby formed!

:eek: Re-- really? Wha??

:eek: Re-- really? Wha??

Im willing to bet money that Faith in Jesus is Gallartese.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An2MUvYBfEw30O57.V2zSc7txQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090419232129AABE7nC

I am speechless.

:( I saw the thread title and assumed you had made a thread about me.

Reviewing the link, however, I am glad the thread is, indeed, not about me.

Yes, but this person allegedly hacked off the top part of their penis. That's more than just bloodletting.

His hand well could've slipped, perhaps it hurt more than expected (indeed, I imagine it did) and he lost musculature control of his arm while cutting.

Whats more is that erections are due largely to increased blood flow. He was letting the blood out, misguided, but not entirely an unreasonable chain of thought. Or perhaps he thought the pain would bring his mood down, and subsequently... other things down too.

Then again, it could well be a hoax.

His hand well could've slipped, perhaps it hurt more than expected (indeed, I imagine it did) and he lost musculature control of his arm while cutting.

Whats more is that erections are due largely to increased blood flow. He was letting the blood out, misguided, but not entirely an unreasonable chain of thought. Or perhaps he thought the pain would bring his mood down, and subsequently... other things down too.

Then again, it could well be a hoax.

For someone who tried to stop an erection with a knife, I hope it wasn't a hoax.

For someone who tried to stop an erection with a knife, I hope it wasn't a hoax.

What do you mean exactly?

well, that would put a cramp in your boner, that's for sure

What do you mean exactly?

I really hope this will teach a lesson that a knife is not a proper tool to lose erections with.

well, that would put a cramp in your boner, that's for sure

If nothing else, it makes your boner not your top priority, which is something.

I really hope this will teach a lesson that a knife is not a proper tool to lose erections with.

Right, but if it is a hoax, the problem is still avoided.

If nothing else, it makes your boner not your top priority, which is something.

yeah, finding the missing bits of your cock would probably be more important than a wank :tongue:

The guys dick is bleeding and he has time to go on Yahoo answers? :rolleyes:

Im willing to bet money that Faith in Jesus is Gallartese.

:D:D:D

This guy types like Galartese (with the absence of random capitals) and acts like him with a knife too.

The guys dick is bleeding and he has time to go on Yahoo answers? :rolleyes:

Hmmm.... That is strange? I wonder if he taped the bits?

Totally faux. No one who just cut off his glans during an erection could type that much, not before fainting due to haemorrhagic shock (and eventually die by exsanguination).

Totally faux. No one who just cut off his glans during an erection could type that much, not before fainting due to haemorrhagic shock (and eventually die by exsanguination).

LMAO, What if he only chopped the tip?

Well I mean, Yahoo answers is where everyone who cuts their dick off goes.

yeah, finding the missing bits of your cock would probably be more important than a wank :tongue:

Depends on two things I guess: The length of time since your last 'wank'. And the quality of the nudie pics he was looking at. :wink:

Well I mean, Yahoo answers is where everyone who cuts their dick off goes.

Now I know if it ever happens to me, I can go to Yahoo, and not be lost in the obscurity of dem internetzwebz.

Holy Hotwife. I hope that Faith in Jesus told his parents?

Dinner would've been interesting.

This clearly a joke, and now I'm crying with laughter.

Dinner would've been interesting.

"Joseph, what took you so long to get down here?!" :mad:

"Umm... nothing...." :eek2:


Or:

"Joseph, what took you so long, and what's all that red stuff?"

"I... spilled some... cranberry juice, yeah... and had to clean it up."

"Well mumma! I was playing around with a knife yeah, and I cut my DICK OFF! So of course, I had to go Yahoo Answers!"

For some reason I see this being in an Italian accent. (I'm not trying to offend Italians, I just see that being in an Italian accent.)

"Well mumma! I was playing around with a knife yeah, and I cut my DICK OFF! So of course, I had to go Yahoo Answers!"

For some reason I see this being in an Italian accent. (I'm not trying to offend Italians, I just see that being in an Italian accent.)

It was Mario! (the video game guy).

Luigi was cooking.

I always liked http://failblog.org/2009/04/01/pregnancy-question-fail/

I kinda thought borat accent. Idk, penile removal is penile removal.

Somebody post this to fail blog!

NRTT: (Not related to topic): Is there an NS for phone!?!?

You have to have opera mini for phone NS.

Damn, I have... vodafone's web browser.

WTF this must be a hoax....it has to be but ummm......is it?

Damn, I have... vodafone's web browser.

Can't you just go to nationstates.net?

apparently it only works with opera...

I wonder what this guy was actually thinking when he wrote this.

You know, this seems like the sort of problem that will solve itself. :)

You know, this seems like the sort of problem that will solve itself. :)

You mean with tape?