NationStates Jolt Archive

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Alright NSG, lets raise a little hell this spring eh? Out very own Project Mayhem! What kind of things can we NSG'rs do to make life a little bit more interesting?

I say: Crash someone's wedding in an Admiral Ackbar costume and when they go through that formality where they ask if anyone has any objections stand up and scream "Its a trap!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WZkCgeXWk :)

i like the Admiral Ackbar plan. all of my girlfriend's excellent hellraising plans seem to involve the slaughtering of a goat. i kid ye not.
its just hard to find a goat <.< >.>

Yell at someone being handcuffed, "Do a Barrel Roll!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WZkCgeXWk :)

i like the Admiral Ackbar plan. all of my girlfriend's excellent hellraising plans seem to involve the slaughtering of a goat. i kid ye not.
its just hard to find a goat <.< >.>

That's probably for the best. Slaughtering goats is nothing near as much fun as you would think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_WZkCgeXWk :)

i like the Admiral Ackbar plan. all of my girlfriend's excellent hellraising plans seem to involve the slaughtering of a goat. i kid ye not.
its just hard to find a goat <.< >.>

Sounds like she is litterally trying to raise hell.

Goats aren't that hard to find.

Rob a bank dressed as nutcrackers, with a radio playing Tchaikovsky for good measure.

Rob a bank dressed as nutcrackers, with a radio playing Tchaikovsky for good measure.

I like it! Then donate alll the money to a charity anonimously.

We target a random forum we don't like, like Stormfront or some right-wing nutjob forum - preferably one that doesn't ban people quickly. Several of us start posting "He is coming" on there. We can post other stuff, but at the end of our posts, we always say "He is coming". This happens for about a week.

Then, at a predetermined time, we spam the forum with the message, "He is here". This will coincide with LG's registration. He starts posting regularly on that forum.

Hilarity ensues.

We target a random forum we don't like, like Stormfront or some right-wing nutjob forum - preferably one that doesn't ban people quickly. Several of us start posting "He is coming" on there. We can post other stuff, but at the end of our posts, we always say "He is coming". This happens for about a week.

Then, at a predetermined time, we spam the forum with the message, "He is here". This will coincide with LG's registration. He starts posting regularly on that forum.

Hilarity ensues.

Genius!

I like it! Then donate alll the money to a charity anonimously.

Sounds good. We would also need candy cane painted Tommy Guns for the stickup.

Sounds good. We would also need candy cane painted Tommy Guns for the stickup.

Of course.

We target a random forum we don't like, like Stormfront or some right-wing nutjob forum - preferably one that doesn't ban people quickly. Several of us start posting "He is coming" on there. We can post other stuff, but at the end of our posts, we always say "He is coming". This happens for about a week.

Then, at a predetermined time, we spam the forum with the message, "He is here". This will coincide with LG's registration. He starts posting regularly on that forum.

Hilarity ensues.

Genius!

You are awful people. :D

You are awful people. :D

I know you got more than that!

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http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5357/picryu9.jpg

Thats the spirit!

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I know you got more than that!

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/hartman_got_chunks.wav

:D

Crazy idea: local NSG conventions: meet your NSG neighbors!

Crazy idea: local NSG conventions: meet your NSG neighbors!

I'd do that but the closest NSr to me is Jello Biafora and thats over 80 miles.

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I'd do that but the closest NSr to me is Jello Biafora and thats over 80 miles.

Why don't both of you meet half-way?

Why don't both of you meet half-way?

Cuz I doesn't even know them.

Cuz I doesn't even know them.

There goes that idea...

*brainstorms*

How about we see if we can create an international conspiracy theory by spray painting the word TROLL on a prominent building in our home towns.

Or this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinqA9jp9YM) (FFW to 1:20)

We could pick one particular item in stores and hide them elsewhere in the store where they won't be found for a while.

For example, protective cups or dental floss.

*tank ignore rules*

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How about we see if we can create an international conspiracy theory by spray painting the word TROLL on a prominent building in our home towns.
Too easy, everyone knows what that means.

I like the idea mentioned in another thread, of releasing pigs numbered 1, 2, and 4 in a school. But as we're all adults here, we should kick it up a level. For example, plant three bombs labeled 1, 2, and 4 in a state capitol building.
On second thought, that may be illegal. Like, "convicted of terrorism" illegal. Maybe we should stick with pigs.

I like the idea mentioned in another thread, of releasing pigs numbered 1, 2, and 4 in a school. But as we're all adults here, we should kick it up a level. For example, plant three bombs labeled 1, 2, and 4 in a state capitol building.
On second thought, that may be illegal. Like, "convicted of terrorism" illegal. Maybe we should stick with pigs.

I've always wanted to grease up a pig and release it into a formal event where people are dressed nicely, such as a wedding.

I've always wanted to grease up a pig and release it into a formal event where people are dressed nicely, such as a wedding.

Cover it in pitch and light it on fire!

Let's not and say we did. No, seriously, that's my plan. Everyone should start making ominous references to some specific time (like January 17th 2009). When questioned about it by outsiders, just smile a little and say, "You'll probably start seeing the results soon."
With luck, we might be able to push several people over the edge into paranoid schizophrenia.

Alternately, start sticking pipe bombs in public garbage cans. Everyone always walks by those things, completely oblivious to them because the little green bins have fallen out of normal vision and become part of the non-interactive background.
I attribute a large amount of littering to this phenomenological blindness. However, if public garbage cans were to be suddenly elevated from their ready-to-hand state to a more obtrusive one (via the detonation of two or three), people would become substantially more "garbage-can-aware," and we would see a marked decline in littering. At least, that's my theory. Does anyone want to try it out?

*Snip*

However, if public garbage cans were to be suddenly elevated from their ready-to-hand state to a more obtrusive one (via the detonation of two or three), people would become substantially more "garbage-can-aware," and we would see a marked decline in littering. At least, that's my theory. Does anyone want to try it out?

I disagree. I believe exploding garbage cans may see people avoiding non-exploding/unexploded garbage cans altogether.

That's probably for the best. Slaughtering goats is nothing near as much fun as you would think.

Having done so IRL, I agree.

We target a random forum we don't like, like Stormfront or some right-wing nutjob forum - preferably one that doesn't ban people quickly. Several of us start posting "He is coming" on there. We can post other stuff, but at the end of our posts, we always say "He is coming". This happens for about a week.

Then, at a predetermined time, we spam the forum with the message, "He is here". This will coincide with LG's registration. He starts posting regularly on that forum.

Hilarity ensues.

The blow back from forum wars is why this is not such a good idea.

Cuz I doesn't even know them.

Consider this your chance to get to know them. :)

How about we see if we can create an international conspiracy theory by spray painting the word TROLL on a prominent building in our home towns.
Too easy, everyone knows what that means.

Like the general idea, but more or less agree with TLA - while not everyone knows it, it's common enough.

Combine SaintB and Mirkana's ideas.

[QUOTE=Sapient Cephalopods;14717632]The blow back from forum wars is why this is not such a good idea.QUOTE]

Well, obviously, we use different usernames for everyone, so they can't trace us back to NSG. We could even claim to be from a different forum, and start a forum war between two forums we don't like - say, Rapture Ready and Stormfront.

We target a random forum we don't like, like Stormfront or some right-wing nutjob forum - preferably one that doesn't ban people quickly. Several of us start posting "He is coming" on there. We can post other stuff, but at the end of our posts, we always say "He is coming". This happens for about a week.

Then, at a predetermined time, we spam the forum with the message, "He is here". This will coincide with LG's registration. He starts posting regularly on that forum.

Hilarity ensues.

I wholeheartedly agree...and nominate THIS (http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/indexf.php) lovely place, which could use a stick-from-ass removal procedure ASAP.

I disagree. I believe exploding garbage cans may see people avoiding non-exploding/unexploded garbage cans altogether.
That's also a possibility which would be well worth bearing witness to. Either way, it would be fun, and that's the important bit, right?

That's also a possibility which would be well worth bearing witness to. Either way, it would be fun, and that's the important bit, right?

I don't disagree there. Exploding things is extremely fun and important for my development as some sort of anti-social.

What I'd suggest to curb the littering problem is instead of installing explosives in garbage cans, install them in people. Every time some asshole bins that empty beer can or fires McDicks out the window blow up a person or five. That'd get the message across I figure. "Recycle or DIE!"

I could go to a random wedding, and when the pastor ask "If there's any reason why they should not wed..." I'll just stand up and go "YEA, SHE'S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN! SHE'S FROM NEPTUNE!"

Or "I LOVE HER AND SHE'S CARRYING MY BABY!"

or "HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY!"

I could go to a random wedding, and when the pastor ask "If there's any reason why they should not wed..." I'll just stand up and go "YEA, SHE'S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN! SHE'S FROM NEPTUNE!"

Or "I LOVE HER AND SHE'S CARRYING MY BABY!"

or "HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY!"

All good, I still prefer Admiral Ackbar though :)

All good, I still prefer Admiral Ackbar though :)

Eh, the problem with that is the Star Wars in general have been way too overexposed.