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Since time immemorial a fierce battle has been fought between pirates and ninjas. Now it appears that the pirates are losing. Why? Obama. Does this mean that President Obama is a secret ninja? His anti-pirate bias seems to indicate he is.


Discuss

Muslim.

Obama is...
http://www.hellokids.com/_uploads/_tiny_galerie/200811/julian-madagascar-source_8dk.gif

I was wondering.. because you never see him walk out of a room.. he just seems to vanish in a poof of smoke.. it's wierd..

He's clearly a Shingami

He's clearly a Shingami

He's a ninja and we all know it.

He's a ninja and we all know it.

Nah, he's more powerfull than that.

Why the redundancy...ninja's are intrinsically secret.

Clearly this means that he has as his doctor Dr. McNinja.

now that the secret is out all we need to do is start a war between Russia and the US and we can see who is really the most bad ass president!

Putin will still kick his ass in a fight.

secret Pastafarian. *nod*

I didn't know that communist muslims were allowed to become ninjas :p

Putin will still kick his ass in a fight.

Putin does judo.. What's he going to do? Cuddle him to death?

wouldn't a ban on pirating really help him if he was a pirate?
He would be the only one looting and looking for treasure.
Besides he already stole the Democratic nomination from Clinton.

Putin does judo.. What's he going to do? Cuddle him to death?

Probably snap him like a twig. That or dislocate every joint to increase pain, followed by choking. Putin could also slam Obama to the ground and crack his skull... there are other methods a judo champ could have in his arsenal:wink:

This could make for a great MMA/Pro-wrestling bout: All hail the masters! The Soviet Strangler vs The King of Ninjas... only one will be crowned champion! Only on In-Demand Pay-Per-View, check with your cable provider for costs and programming packages:D

:hail::hail::hail::hail: *lol*

No. Obama isn't a ninja. If he was we would NEVER be able to see him.

Probably snap him like a twig. That or dislocate every joint to increase pain, followed by choking. Putin could also slam Obama to the ground and crack his skull... there are other methods a judo champ could have in his arsenal:wink:

This could make for a great MMA/Pro-wrestling bout: All hail the masters! The Soviet Strangler vs The King of Ninjas... only one will be crowned champion! Only on In-Demand Pay-Per-View, check with your cable provider for costs and programming packages:D

:hail::hail::hail::hail: *lol*

Fight to the death in the caaaaaaaaage! Well, at least we'd get rid of one of them :wink:

No. Obama isn't a ninja. If he was we would NEVER be able to see him.

Exactly. You didn't think that... thing walking and talking is actually Obama, did you? Gotta admit, he plays a deep game...

*wraps an extra layer of tin foil around head*

Fight to the death in the caaaaaaaaage! Well, at least we'd get rid of one of them :wink:

This is good... I think this program should be expanded to generously include all politicians. ;)

Blasphemies! Obama is a pirate!

He's a ninja and we all know it.

Nah, he's more powerfull than that.

He has the Kyubi sealed within him.

I didn't know that communist muslims were allowed to become ninjas :p

There are lots of muslim female ninjas.

He's clearly a Shingami

Well, Palin DID sound pretty "hollow"...

There are lots of muslim female ninjas.

Or "kunoichi".

This is good... I think this program should be expanded to generously include all politicians. ;)

Where to begin? hmm....

Posse Comitatus and the Patriot movement (bye-bye nazis:D)
neoconservatives
Communist Party United States of America
Jeremiah Wright
Anyone who voted FOR the no-strings-attached bank and auto bailouts!
Kim Jong Il
Leadership of both Israel and Palestine (that would be one way those two nations could settle their differences- same thing for Dubya and Ahma-dick-nejad [daily show reference, fyi]:p)

I didn't know that communist muslims were allowed to become ninjas :p

They are if they're Irish, just like O'Bama.

They are if they're Irish, just like O'Bama.

An Irish Communist Muslim Ninja? Jeez, what does he do for fun...blow everyone up equally while stealthily doing the riverdance?

Nobody knows for sure.

Which means he's GOT to be a ninja, since that is the way they are.

Nobody ever knows for sure about them...

He has the Kyubi sealed within him.
Nah, the Hōgyoku.
Well, Palin DID sound pretty "hollow"...

VVhat is it ith you and bad jokes?

Isn't Bush the ninja?

Way ahead of you:

http://noclichesallowed.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/barack-obama-figurine1.jpg

Putin will still kick his ass in a fight.

He could take Obama in a twist.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236241801_vladimir_putin_making_balloon_animals.gif

He could take Obama in a twist.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236241801_vladimir_putin_making_balloon_animals.gif

His Balloon Elephants wont save him from the Multi-Action Fighting Skillz of the One:

http://www.bltchemistry.com/wp-content/random-japanese-obama-action-figure-10626-1232558906-5.jpg

Represent! lol

His Balloon Elephants wont save him from the Multi-Action Fighting Skillz of the One:

No, but this might:
http://s-ec.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2008/9/9/11/006a8719a61cc9516a7f06a60db7e8f1.jpg

Now it appears that the pirates are losing...


Debatable. Seeing as piracy has been a successful practice for hundreds if not thousands of years, and that ships are still regularly getting jacked, I would argue that the pirates are still making a nuisance of themselves.

Only one way to find out (http://askaninja.com/).

No, but this might:
http://s-ec.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2008/9/9/11/006a8719a61cc9516a7f06a60db7e8f1.jpg

Bah! So Uncivilized!

http://www.factpile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/obama.was.a.sith.jpg

Bah! So Uncivilized!

http://www.factpile.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/obama.was.a.sith.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/12/633541782755621661-chancellorpalputinheistheempiredemotivator.jpg

*Emperor Putin*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/Segomo2/untitled5.jpg

I think I know who wins this one in the end, ;)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/Segomo2/untitled5.jpg

I think I know who wins this one in the end, ;)

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/Jesus_facepalm.jpg

Or maybe Obama is a secret Pirate and wanted to crush the competion?

Obama is a ninja, but it's not a secret. You see, black people are nature's ninjas.

Obama is a ninja, but it's not a secret. You see, black people are nature's ninjas.

Nature's natural night Camouflage, ;)

Obama is a ninja, but it's not a secret. You see, black people are nature's ninjas.

Nature's natural night Camouflage, ;)

That's highly offensive to anyone that cares.

That's highly offensive to anyway that cares.

probably, mine was from a movie, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_Thunder

The joke being that it is highly offensive, lol...

:confused:

Anyone, not anyway. my bad.

That's highly offensive to anyway that cares.

Someone so sensitive would injure their fingers my using a computer, so they'll never read that.

If he was a ninja he'd just use his presidentialjutsu to defeat them all.

Anyone, not anyway. my bad.

Is not anything "highly offensive" to anyone that cares?

What kinda o' forum ya from, Sonny?

Is not anything "highly offensive" to anyone that cares?

What kinda o' forum ya from, Sonny?

I wasn't serious.