NationStates Jolt Archive


I am a trillionaire

The Macabees
15-04-2009, 23:15
Well, I was a trillionaire, until the note ended circulation. Nevertheless, relevant image here (http://economicthought.net/?p=64).
Hydesland
15-04-2009, 23:18
I have one of those as well.
New Limacon
15-04-2009, 23:18
Well, I was a trillionaire, until the note ended circulation. Nevertheless, relevant image here (http://economicthought.net/?p=64).

I have several stamps from Weimar Germany. Not to rub it in your face, but I am much, much wealthier.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2009, 23:22
I bet a 1 Zimbabwe Dollar bill is worth more than a 1 Trillion Dollar bill simply as a rare collectible. ;)
Quintessence of Dust
15-04-2009, 23:24
I was in Turkey during one of their massive devaluations. I woke one morning to find myself no longer a millionnaire :(

I do, however, think that all Zimbabwe's problems would be instantly solved if they went to the gold standard.
New Limacon
15-04-2009, 23:24
I bet a 1 Zimbabwe Dollar bill is worth more than a 1 Trillion Dollar bill simply as a rare collectible. ;)

You're on! Ten thousand of my Confederate dollars against a million of your Zimbabwe dollars.
Pure Metal
15-04-2009, 23:24
i wiped my nose with one of those the other day
The Macabees
15-04-2009, 23:26
I have several stamps from Weimar Germany. Not to rub it in your face, but I am much, much wealthier.

I was actually thinking about buying notes from Weimar Germany, but then decided against it.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2009, 23:34
You're on! Ten thousand of my Confederate dollars against a million of your Zimbabwe dollars.

Ooh! Aah!
Dyroff
16-04-2009, 00:03
I WISH I was a trillionare.
Forsakia
16-04-2009, 01:07
I remember hearing something about a little weirdness in the currency caused by a trillion Zimbabwe dollars being worth one thing on the exchanges, but people buying them for more on ebay.
Blouman Empire
16-04-2009, 02:01
i wiped my nose with one of those the other day

I used them to start a much needed fire.
greed and death
16-04-2009, 02:12
new trillionair can i have a loan in usd ?
BunnySaurus Bugsii
16-04-2009, 03:25
I do, however, think that all Zimbabwe's problems would be instantly solved if they went to the gold standard.

They could just declare a new currency and promise to back it with gold. But no-one will exchange gold for a "new" ZWD, so they'd need the gold to back it themselves.

Where would they get the gold? And even if they mine it, wouldn't a better use for that gold be to sell it and buy food?
Blouman Empire
16-04-2009, 03:38
I WISH I was a trillionare.

Granted but it turns out you are a trillionaire in Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish I could get motivated enough to finish this assignment.
CthulhuFhtagn
16-04-2009, 03:39
They could just declare a new currency and promise to back it with gold. But no-one will exchange gold for a "new" ZWD, so they'd need the gold to back it themselves.

Where would they get the gold? And even if they mine it, wouldn't a better use for that gold be to sell it and buy food?

No, see, what they have to use is purestrain gold, which has inherent value because it was forged in the heart of the Big Bahahahahahahah oh Jesus I still can't believe some libertarians actually adopted that.
Risottia
16-04-2009, 09:40
Well, I was a trillionaire, until the note ended circulation. Nevertheless, relevant image here (http://economicthought.net/?p=64).

You filthy kapitali$t!

:D

Btw I was a millionaire when we still had the italian lira. (about 2000 lire to 1 €).
Bokkiwokki
16-04-2009, 09:55
Doesn't quite compare to this (http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/banknotes/hungary/HungaryP137-1milliardBpengo-1946_f-donated.jpg) one billion trillion (one milliard billion, for non-angloes) pengö note, does it?

I bet a 1 Zimbabwe Dollar bill is worth more than a 1 Trillion Dollar bill simply as a rare collectible. ;)

Quite true, as there is no 1 trillion zimdollar bill. ;)
United Anacreon
16-04-2009, 10:30
I walk up to women and tell them I'm a zimbabwean millionaire.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
16-04-2009, 12:03
I walk up to women and tell them I'm a zimbabwean millionaire.

And they look at your shoes, and say "I'll give you a buck for those?"
Khadgar
16-04-2009, 13:49
Well, I was a trillionaire, until the note ended circulation. Nevertheless, relevant image here (http://economicthought.net/?p=64).

Why do they put rocks on their money? Rocks are worth more than their bills are now.
Bokkiwokki
16-04-2009, 13:56
Why do they put rocks on their money? Rocks are worth more than their bills are now.

Just so you have to decide whether you want to place your scissors on top of or under the bill. ;)
Glorious Freedonia
16-04-2009, 20:26
Well, I was a trillionaire, until the note ended circulation. Nevertheless, relevant image here (http://economicthought.net/?p=64).

I wonder if a trillion zimbabwe dollars could buy you lunch at a mcdonalds?
greed and death
16-04-2009, 20:29
Well, I was a trillionaire, until the note ended circulation. Nevertheless, relevant image here (http://economicthought.net/?p=64).

Is this because you answered the email saying you've won the Zimbabwe lottery ?
United Anacreon
17-04-2009, 08:50
And they look at your shoes, and say "I'll give you a buck for those?"

*sigh* I sold them for a loaf of bread.
Cameroi
17-04-2009, 12:01
what' funny is people still thinking money is wealth.
that's just exactly the same as thinking a picture of a cat is a cat.
greed and death
17-04-2009, 12:02
what' funny is people still thinking money is wealth.
that's just exactly the same as thinking a picture of a cat is a cat.

Money represents a claim on a fraction of the goods and services produced by a country.
Cameroi
17-04-2009, 12:13
Money represents a claim on a fraction of the goods and services produced by a country.
yes and no. try redeaming that claim. there is also the little matter of printing more of it without increasing those goods and services, which is what all this financial "industry" bailout is all about.
Rejistania
17-04-2009, 12:42
Why do they put rocks on their money? Rocks are worth more than their bills are now.

because they are a national symbol. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balancing_Rocks)
greed and death
17-04-2009, 12:45
yes and no. try redeaming that claim. there is also the little matter of printing more of it without increasing those goods and services, which is what all this financial "industry" bailout is all about.

Pretty easy to redeem you exchange them for goods and services.

Yes that's called inflation. Not something I like, but the current regime since the 1930's thinks it is a good thing that because it induces spending.