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Another Saudi craziness...

Brutland and Norden
15-04-2009, 07:28
Sewing machine hoax hits S Arabia (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7999168.stm)

Saudi police say they are investigating a hoax that has seen people rushing to buy old-fashioned sewing machines for up to $50,000 (£33,500).

The Singer sewing machines are said to contain traces of red mercury (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_mercury), a substance that may not exist.

*chokes on laughter*

Perhaps we must closely guard my grandmother's old Singer sewing machine, terrorists might be interested in it to make a nuclear bomb! :eek: Please don't tell anybody we have an old Singer sewing machine...

Speaking of hoaxes, what outrageous or amusing hoaxes have you stumbled upon?
Holy Paradise
15-04-2009, 07:29
/facepalm.

Ugh...people.
Ledgersia
15-04-2009, 07:34
The Saudi government = crazier than a whole sewer full of shithouse rats

Also: In before "omg teh eb1l mozlemz!!!!11"
Gauthier
15-04-2009, 07:34
Red Mercury is X-Files grade fable. The fact that people actually believe it might exist shows how desperate these jihadi groups are becoming.
greed and death
15-04-2009, 07:34
Read food coloring + mercury.
Oh Muhamud I got something to help your Jihad agiast the US. It will only cost 50,000 dollars.
greed and death
15-04-2009, 07:38
Red Mercury is X-Files grade fable. The fact that people actually believe it might exist shows how desperate these jihadi groups are becoming.

If it is Exist it is not red(that term was meant to refer to communism) and is likely not mercury. Just some secret material used in higher end atomic bombs.
Brutland and Norden
15-04-2009, 07:39
It's not only for the jihadis to make nukes. They also need it to ward off the vengeful souls of the people they killed. :p
greed and death
15-04-2009, 07:45
Another thing it just goes to show Saudis have too much money for their own good.
Saige Dragon
15-04-2009, 08:15
Fuck yea! There must be like $150 000 I'm sitting on in this house!
Gauthier
15-04-2009, 08:23
Fuck yea! There must be like $150 000 I'm sitting on in this house!

It also means that episodes of Antiques Roadshow are potential black markets.
greed and death
15-04-2009, 08:25
It also means that episodes of Antiques Roadshow are potential black markets.

Have to send those Brits to Gitmo.
Bokkiwokki
15-04-2009, 08:35
Red Mercury? That's Freddy's brother, innit?
You'd think the average Saudi would stay well clear of 'em...
Rambhutan
15-04-2009, 09:51
Too much religion, not enough education.
greed and death
15-04-2009, 10:09
Too much religion, not enough education.

and too much money. Anyways Taking a vacation to Saudi Arabia with 5 sewing machines. Be back in a week.