NationStates Jolt Archive


Breakfast Will Kill You

Saige Dragon
15-04-2009, 03:14
I figured this should be brought to the attention of NSG. New research and science of awesome along with a blowtorch has created... a creation that surely will kill by clogging arteries. It also looks delicious. I bring you the BA-K-47 (http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html).
Gauthier
15-04-2009, 03:23
That's a bourgeois profanity. Real commies can't afford bacon.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2009, 04:01
I don't know if it's art, but it sure sends a message. ;)
Gauthier
15-04-2009, 04:02
I don't know if it's art, but it sure sends a message. ;)

It'll never require lubrication though.

Give these people enough money, and they'll develop the Taco-Nuke.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2009, 04:03
It'll never require lubrication though.

Give these people enough money, and they'll develop the Taco-Nuke.

:eek:

*starts writing a check*
Antilon
15-04-2009, 04:25
Combining small arms and cholesterol? Great way to advance weapons technology, by combining two of the biggest causes of death in the world....

EDIT: I wonder if Muslims would classify this as a WMD?
Lunatic Goofballs
15-04-2009, 04:26
Combining small arms and cholesterol? Great way to advance weapons technology, by combining two of the biggest causes of death in the world....

That would require a bacon religion. :p

Edit: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Baconism :D
Celastate
15-04-2009, 04:43
That's... really, really disgusting. o_o
Gauthier
15-04-2009, 04:57
EDIT: I wonder if Muslims would classify this as a WMD?

Jews too don't forget.
Saige Dragon
15-04-2009, 06:00
That would require a bacon religion. :p

Edit: http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Baconism :D

I have seen the light at the top of the mountain... and it was good... and salty. Mmmmm, LG, I believe I have been converted. :)

That's... really, really disgusting. o_o

If you think that is disgusting, then I recommend you get off the internet with your sanity still intact. Go! Save yourself, it's to late for me!
Mirkana
15-04-2009, 06:24
It's probably illegal in Israel.
Gauthier
15-04-2009, 06:39
It's probably illegal in Israel.

The only good thing is that even Hamas refuses to take up ham- er arms with it.
Cameroi
15-04-2009, 09:48
i thought i smelled one of those somewhere this morning.

different strokes i guess.

sorry, i'll stick to my noodles and broth.
Ring of Isengard
15-04-2009, 09:52
They have "Bacon Blogs" on the internet? WTF?
No Names Left Damn It
15-04-2009, 10:12
That's horrific.
A Balanced Breakfast
15-04-2009, 22:08
Breakfast will not kill you; stop running away from me!
Conserative Morality
15-04-2009, 22:09
That's a weapon in more than one way.
Call to power
15-04-2009, 22:43
why did they have to put it on the dirty floor :( (also American bacon is strange)