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High-speed sex costly in Norway

A man faces a hefty fine and a driving ban after being caught having sex with his girlfriend while speeding on a motorway in Norway, police have said.

Officers initially trailed the couple's car after noticing it was swerving from side to side and travelling at 33km/h (20mph) over the road's speed limit.

But they soon realised the erratic driving was due to the woman "sitting on the man's lap", a spokesman said.

After filming the exploit for evidence, they pulled them over at a rest area.

The 28-year-old man's punishment will be decided within the next week, but police said he was likely to face a fine of several thousand Norwegian kroner and a lengthy driving ban.

"Why they did it on a highway with such a high risk we don't know," Tor Stein Hagen, a superintendent with Soendre Buskerud Police District, told the AFP news agency.

"[The vehicle] was veering from one side to the other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was driving and doing the act, shall we say," he added.

"He couldn't see much because her back was in the way."

Despite her prominent role in the incident, the 21-year-old woman was permitted by police to drive her lover home.

BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7996815.stm)

okay he could of killed someone but...well I don't know if you can really deter such an act but I will call him a pussy for not doing it with a motorcycle

not only that but the man had just got back from piloting a plane in Somalia as Motors tried to kill not only him but a US congressmen on takeoff (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7996795.stm)

anyone else want to top the badassery?

Why didn't he let her steer? She could see.

They filmed it? Hmmm.

Why didn't he let her steer? She could see.

because shes a woman. and it prolly just worked out like that I guess

because shes a woman. and it prolly just worked out like that I guess

:eek: :mad:

off topic my kids were talking in the car the other day
"I don't know why mom never drives while dad is in the car"
"it's because dad keeps making sighs and holding on to the handle thingy with a death grip"
"dad's a coward"
"yeah"

SNIP

I wonder what will happen if you let the kids drive >_>

I wonder what will happen if you let the kids drive >_>

You give the Smunklings a car, and they'll own the town within 24 hours.

After filming the exploit for evidence

... for 'evidence'... sure... yeah... 'For Evidence'...

"when you need to cause a distraction, it's best to keep to the stereotypes. Tourists are Fat, Old men are Grumpy, and women can't drive." (Fi then backs into the bad guys car to stall them long enough to make contact with Micheal Weston.)
Burn Notice.

You give the Smunklings a car, and they'll own the town within 24 hours.

nah... you give the Smunklings a car, they'll strip it down, have it run on water with 105 miles per Gallon with a performance rating that would make saftey inspectors drool.

then they won't drive it because they KNOW they're too young to drive and besides... they like their bicycles better.

It's just like they say: having sex while speeding 33 kph over the limit doesn't pay.
Okay, maybe no one actually says that. But I bet they'll start, now that this has hit the news.

You give the Smunklings a car, and they'll own the town within 24 hours.

nah... you give the Smunklings a car, they'll strip it down, have it run on water with 105 miles per Gallon with a performance rating that would make saftey inspectors drool.

kids are so silly these days, what I would do is drive head first into the candy store window wearing a sock and give the steering lock to anyone who doesn't hand over the goods

go out in a blaze of glory and such

It's just like they say: having sex while speeding 33 kph over the limit doesn't pay.
Okay, maybe no one actually says that. But I bet they'll start, now that this has hit the news.

actually something tells me that the guy did get a rather nice payoff :)

Well, if he crashed, he would have died a heros death. diemaxing.

actually something tells me that the guy did get a rather nice payoff :)
True. What may really happen is people hear about this, see the fine he had to pay (which xe.com tells me is 153 dollars, or 103 pounds) and decide the thrill is worth it.

I think they should just let the man get off on all charges.

okay he could of killed someone but...well I don't know if you can really deter such an act but I will call him a pussy for not doing it with a motorcycle,

First of all, the language police say that you can't call people 'pussy' anymore, that's sexist hate speech and you should be ashamed.

Secondly, while doing it with a motorcycle might be more hard-core, I imagine it would involve significant burns and chafage, as those exhaust pipes get pretty heated. I might suggest doing it on a motorcycle, instead. And with a girl.

not only that but the man had just got back from piloting a plane in Somalia as Motors tried to kill not only him but a US congressmen on takeoff

I think you mean 'mortars' here, although Transformers did open with mechanical things trying to kill people in the desert, so you never know...

Why didn't he let her steer? She could see.

I would have thought that the logistics of sitting car sex while driving would have made it easier if she was sitting in his lap while facing towards him, and away from the direction of traffic.

It would also presumably be a lot easier if the car were to be an automatic.

Not that I want anyone to think I have much in the way of hands-on experience of this sort of thing, or have spent much time thinking about it, mind.

is there some manor in which "badassary" <> stupidity?

Brings to mind an old joke. Sex at 50 is fine. If you need that bad get off the road.


She should have drove. I suppose he could have claimed they were just switching seats and got stuck.:p

I would have thought that the logistics of sitting car sex while driving would have made it easier if she was sitting in his lap while facing towards him, and away from the direction of traffic.

It would also presumably be a lot easier if the car were to be an automatic.

Not that I want anyone to think I have much in the way of hands-on experience of this sort of thing, or have spent much time thinking about it, mind.

I was just going off the article that said her back was obstructing his view.

I would have thought it would have been easier facing each other too, but I don't have much experience boinking in teh driver seat.