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Remember that movie where the kid has super computer abilities, and says "This is my Kung Fu. And it is strong."

What's yours?

EDIT FOR CLARITY: Apparently, the term "Kung Fu" doesn't just refer to martial arts.

Any skill in which one strives to improve, works hard to become proficient, diligently seeks to become better, is called "Kung Fu".

An artist, a programmer, an athlete, anyone who pursues their "striving skill" with true dedication, has "Kung Fu".

What's yours?

Wha'?

Mine's somewhere along this:

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Drunken Boxing also tax avoidance.

The Force is Strong within This One.

My Penis Quigong.

Wha'?

Apparently, the term "Kung Fu" doesn't just refer to martial arts.

Any skill in which one strives to improve, works hard to become proficient, diligently seeks to become better, is called "Kung Fu".

An artist, a programmer, an athlete, anyone who pursues their "striving skill" with true dedication, has "Kung Fu".

What's yours?

Remember that movie where the kid has super computer abilities, and says "This is my Kung Fu. And it is strong."

"Rat, call me 'Rat'."

What's yours?

Political science.

None, really. I don't work nearly hard enough at things in general. But I'm most skilled, I think, at essay writing and public speaking. To be really skilled though, I'd probably have to work harder and improve my spelling, gramar, and organization.

My Kung Fu is soldering and drilling tiny holes with a tiny drill..

Drinking. And it is strong.

None, really. I don't work nearly hard enough at things in general. But I'm most skilled, I think, at essay writing and public speaking. To be really skilled though, I'd probably have to work harder and improve my spelling, gramar, and organization.

At least you're honest and get the principle.

My Kung Fu is soldering and drilling tiny holes with a tiny drill..

We used to have a little electron drill in a lab I worked at, but one day, we had to put it in a glove box to make some beryllium gaskets, and once you've machined beryllium with something, it never comes out of that box...

Anyway, nice Fu. Very practical.

Drinking. And it is strong.

'Whoa... I know kung-fu.'

'Whoa... I know kung-fu.'

I'm a master of the drunken scumbag style. I can empty a bottle, break it across your face, and deposit it in your stomach before you can blink.

What do you do if your kung fu is kung fu? :confused:

I am proficient in wrecking ball style Clown Fu and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the groin kick. *nod*

Procrastination. I'd tell you how strong it is but first I have to revolve every pen on my table by exactly 180 degrees and then watch a kettle boil before rotating them back.

What do you do if your kung fu is kung fu? :confused:

I am proficient in wrecking ball style Clown Fu and I am more than proficient in the exquisite art of the groin kick. *nod*

No pie throwing?

No pie throwing?

That is a Clown Fu technique. *nod*

Me: I know Kung Fu.
Cow-orker: How many styles?
Me: Kickass ones.

I also know Shaq Fu.

this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTGIX3WezvQ&feature=related)

I don't know if I have any Kung-Fu I guess I'm a black belt in being cool :confused:

Music

Shag-fu. I am a mistress of it and it's quite strong in me.

My skill lies within my total, utter and absolute apathy. It is so strong, that not only do I not excel at anything, but I actually suck at everything. Unless smoking and drinking count? Actually, I suck at the first one of those too.

So far drawing, teaching (I tutor some of my classmates in Chemistry, they say I do a pretty good job and they seem to be doing better) and video games (I like to test how well I can improvise against human opponents).

I hope to become proficient in fire arms, my body (achieving peak physical fitness), kendo and a number of foreign languages (aiming for French, Korean, Chinese and Arabic).

I find weaknesses in computer programs. Essentially I break things well. I am a bit shifter which is a little different than a Bit Shifty although you can be both.

So far drawing, teaching (I tutor some of my classmates in Chemistry, they say I do a pretty good job and they seem to be doing better) and video games (I like to test how well I can improvise against human opponents).

I hope to become proficient in fire arms, my body (achieving peak physical fitness), kendo and a number of foreign languages (aiming for French, Korean, Chinese and Arabic).

When I lived in Japan, I knew this old guy, a Kendo Teacher up in Tohoku. Evidently head of the Kendo organization for some major chunck of Northern Honshu.

Holy shit, dude...when he went down the hallway, he looked ancient, but once his bogu was on, he moved almost faster than I could see. Slick old dude.

Not "Kung Fu", but definitely Kung Fu.

Shag-fu. I am a mistress of it and it's quite strong in me.

Bows to your superior shag fu...

To be serious, my Kung-Fu is writing. Or, perhaps more precisely, Storytelling, as my handwriting sucks.

Translation, arguing, trickery. And yeah, pretty strong.

Translation, arguing, trickery. And yeah, pretty strong.

More like be Getúlio Dornelles Vargas number 2.

More like be Getúlio Dornelles Vargas number 2.

I don't think Getúlio Vargas was a translator. :p

I don't think Getúlio Vargas was a translator. :p

But you secrectly dream of bringing about Estado Novo #2

But you secrectly dream of bringing about Estado Novo #2

No, I don't. :p

No, I don't. :p

I will mark that down as a vote for yes.

Naps. I'm an outstanding nap-taker. I can nap any time of the day. Frequently my nightly sleep will become a nap without my even being aware of it. I'm really more of a Zen napper, though.