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Do you have one you can give me? What is it? May I have it? Please?

Yes I do. It's my last one.



It's a Marlboro Light....:)

Well, I do have some, but theyre like, nearly two years old, cause they just sit in my bookbag in my car, Ive largely quit smoking...

just the occasional Cigar nowadays, it would be Marlboro Menthols though...

Do you have one you can give me? What is it? May I have it? Please?

sure, for 50 USD. ;)

Do you need the cigarette, or does the cigarette need you?

Quit life will get better

Do you need the cigarette, or does the cigarette need you?Well I've not come across a cigarette that's been addicted to being smoked before. Either they burn through once just fine and refuse to be lit again or refuse to be lit at all.

Quit life will get betterBut if he quits then his spending drops, and if his spending drops then there's less money flowing around in the economy, and would cause the economy to shrink even more! So just how, pray tell, would ruffy's quitting improve life for anyone?

Do you need the cigarette, or does the cigarette need you?

It's a mutual relationship.

Well, I do have some, but theyre like, nearly two years old, cause they just sit in my bookbag in my car, Ive largely quit smoking...

just the occasional Cigar nowadays, it would be Marlboro Menthols though...

Eh, I just switched from Smooths to Camel Infused, I'm bored with menthol.

I can roll you a Buglers Menthol, with my Rizla rolling machine, and Bali Shag Filter. Seems complicated, but it helps me keep my smoking to a minimum, and is dirt cheap what with the steep tax hikes.

I can roll you a Buglers Menthol, with my Rizla rolling machine, and Bali Shag Filter. Seems complicated, but it helps me keep my smoking to a minimum, and is dirt cheap what with the steep tax hikes.

A lot of people at school do that.

I, on the other hand, have no patience.

But if he quits then his spending drops, and if his spending drops then there's less money flowing around in the economy, and would cause the economy to shrink even more! So just how, pray tell, would ruffy's quitting improve life for anyone?

He would buy something that actually makes his life better instead of slowly killing him.

Sure you can! Have a Marlboro Red!

I used to dislike Reds until I had one when drinking...for some reason, they just go the best with alcohol. Now, when not drinking I occasionally have a Parliament menthol, so feel free to have one.

These days, though, I smoke a pipe rather than cigarettes on normal days...it's cheaper, smells great and is a really wonderful way to relax. I also like the more moderate consumption of pipe tobacco, which saves me money and lets me truly enjoy cigarettes as an occasional treat.

But then again, I just love good tobacco in any form so maybe that has more to do with it than anything.

He would buy something that actually makes his life better instead of slowly killing him.

If the sensory pleasure of consuming really good tobacco doesn't make your life better, you probably shouldn't be using it at all.

I've got a Chesterfield for you. They're endorsed by Ronald Reagan :)

I've got a Chesterfield for you. They're endorsed by Ronald Reagan :)

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/pictures_618148/REAGAN-CHESTERFIELD-AD.html

Sure you can! Have a Marlboro Red!

*smokes very slowly*

Apparently my home town has never heard of Camel Infused. I had to get menthols. :(

The new high costs of cigarettes means I am finally changing my long-standing habit of freely giving cigarettes to anyone in need. And I think it's about time to quit altogether.

Marlboro mediums, mmm.

I only smoke when I'm drunk in a nightclub or bar and somehow end up in the smoking area.

Here. Have a black Superking.

I have Marlboro Ultra Lights. Take the whole pack it will save me from smoking them.

No cigarettes, sorry. I'm a cigar man, or so I like to call myself. Really, I just like the occasional cheap Phillies blunt, but "cigar man" just has such a nice ring to it.

He would buy something that actually makes his life better instead of slowly killing him.

Dude, life is slowly killing all of us. Smoke if you got'em.

He would buy something that actually makes his life better instead of slowly killing him.
Sez the winner of an Outstanding Sarcasm award ...

I've got some Newports, if you want one. Black people like them, so you know they must be good.

I have a cigarette,but there is a crack rock in the middle of it...


<EVIL CACKLE>

Muahahahahah!!!

These cigarettes are better for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6VJJfSaOYw

Sure. Have a pall mall. That's right...they're cheap. Only 6.60 around here. Which is two bucks cheaper than Marbs and Camels.

You can have one of my Marlboro golds/lights.

Thank Christ for Marlboro, or I'd be smoking Mayfair with the few friends of mine that smoke...

I hate Mayfairs.

Do you have one you can give me? What is it? May I have it? Please?

A Marlboro Light or a Pall Mall San Francisco. Or I could offer you a pipe and some Kentucky Bird.

A Marlboro Light or a Pall Mall San Francisco. Or I could offer you a pipe and some Kentucky Bird.

The Kentucky Bird always seems to smoke a little hot in my opinion.

Ya wanna box of Amber Leaf?