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2m4m... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 03:35
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/04/anti-gay-rights-calls-its-marriage.php

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=m4m

Holy shit! Can anyone here say "Freudian Slip"?

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Buch of MORONS! Bunch of closeted morons! :D Suffer and writhe in agony as you make yet ANOTHER blunder in trying to prevent the good and unavoidable equality.
Galloism
11-04-2009, 03:39
It's no fun if you have to explain the joke, you know.
Truly Blessed
11-04-2009, 03:41
I would have never got that.
Free Soviets
11-04-2009, 03:44
this will go over great at the teabagging parties!
Lacadaemon
11-04-2009, 03:49
If I could speak Portuguese fluently I would spend all my time lobbying for the Brazilian government to end the martial rape exception.

But I don't.
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 04:21
If I could speak Portuguese fluently I would spend all my time lobbying for the Brazilian government to end the martial rape exception.

But I don't.

There is no marital rape exception here. Nor is there a martial rape exception, whatever the hell that is.
Gauthier
11-04-2009, 04:24
What really is awesome is how 2m4m.com was snagged by a pro-gay marriage group.
Lacadaemon
11-04-2009, 04:28
There is no marital rape exception here. Nor is there a martial rape exception, whatever the hell that is.

Martian rape is legal in brazil.

Also, you can rape your spouse without consequence. Look, I get your ire at the US, it's not perfect. But you live in one of the world's all time NWO shitholes. Shouldn't you worry about that first?
Free Soviets
11-04-2009, 04:29
of course, this is really just the hindrocket postulate in action
Lacadaemon
11-04-2009, 04:35
of course, this is really just the hindrocket postulate in action

Fuck you gayboy.

Edit: If that's not taken in the fun that was intended, I will obviously withdraw it.
Ashmoria
11-04-2009, 04:39
it is as if the conservative movement is channeling its inner gay. i do find it amusing.
Gauthier
11-04-2009, 04:51
it is as if the conservative movement is channeling its inner gay. i do find it amusing.

The Log Cabin is overcrowded.
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 04:53
Martian rape is legal in brazil.

What the fuck are you on?

Also, you can rape your spouse without consequence.

No, we can't.

Look, I get your ire at the US, it's not perfect. But you live in one of the world's all time NWO shitholes. Shouldn't you worry about that first?

Bullshit.
Lacadaemon
11-04-2009, 04:54
No, it fucking ISN'T!

You have laws against Martians raping people. That's very advanced.
Ashmoria
11-04-2009, 04:54
No, it fucking ISN'T!
are there many martians in brazil?
Lacadaemon
11-04-2009, 04:58
are there many martians in brazil?

None. Which is why they are so against it.

The massive amount of spousal rape, systemic poverty, corrupt culture and shit like that are okay.

Sometimes I think we should bomb some modernity into them.
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 05:01
None. Which is why they are so against it.

The massive amount of spousal rape, systemic poverty, corrupt culture and shit like that are okay.

Sometimes I think we should bomb some modernity into them.

You're posting under the influence, aren't you?
Conserative Morality
11-04-2009, 05:04
You're posting under the influence, aren't you?

Poe.
Lacadaemon
11-04-2009, 05:04
You're posting under the influence, aren't you?

My drinkingness has nothing to do with you. :p

(But yah, been in the booze if that is what you mean).
Wilgrove
11-04-2009, 05:15
*snickers* That's funny.
Marrakech II
11-04-2009, 05:18
are there many martians in brazil?

If there were would they be Illegal Aliens?
Marrakech II
11-04-2009, 05:19
My drinkingness has nothing to do with you. :p

(But yah, been in the booze if that is what you mean).

It is Good Friday. Can't be good without the booze.
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 05:25
Poe.

Huh?
Conserative Morality
11-04-2009, 05:30
Huh?

Thought he was joking, turned out he was drunk. (And joking)
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 07:35
Thought he was joking, turned out he was drunk. (And joking)

That's what "Poe" means? Why?
Heinleinites
11-04-2009, 07:42
Dude, you need a hobby. I don't think the level of schadenfreude that, more often than not, you seem to exhibit is healthy.
Trostia
11-04-2009, 07:43
That's what "Poe" means? Why?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe

Essentially it's when one expresses a "satirical" opinion that is very stupid, but people don't recognize it as satire because one seems like just the sort of stupid person who would actually have that view.
Ring of Isengard
11-04-2009, 08:33
I hardly expect Heikoku to know every euthamism(spelling?), English is his second language.
Trostia
11-04-2009, 08:37
Euphemism. And it's not, it's just the latest internet meme word fad that gives people an excuse to reply with a one-word (and preferably as few letters as possible, in this case three) response that doesn't actually say anything of value. It's like "+1" or "tl;dr" or "QFT" or "this." It's like people are too lazy to construct even the most basic of sentences now and prefer mindless grunting sounds.
No Names Left Damn It
11-04-2009, 08:38
I hardly expect Heikoku to know every euthamism(spelling?), English is his second language.

Euphemisms, and, no offence, Heikoku speaks better English than you do.
Tsaraine
11-04-2009, 08:41
Euphemism. And it's not, it's just the latest internet meme word fad that gives people an excuse to reply with a one-word (and preferably as few letters as possible, in this case three) response that doesn't actually say anything of value. It's like "+1" or "tl;dr" or "QFT" or "this." It's like people are too lazy to construct even the most basic of sentences now and prefer mindless grunting sounds.

Ook gruh grr gleh uk uk GOOM BARGH!

Mildly amusing slipup on the part of the National Organization for (opposing) Marriage, but you lose points for poor presentation. Calling 'em morons and hoping they "writhe in agony" is not exactly the words of an enlightened and tolerant person. Or, if you swing that way, it's not very Christian of you.
Trostia
11-04-2009, 08:46
I hope you're not implying that *I* claim to be an enlightened or tolerant person, Tsaraine. :p
Vetalia
11-04-2009, 08:48
To men, for men.
Tsaraine
11-04-2009, 08:51
I hope you're not implying that *I* claim to be an enlightened or tolerant person, Tsaraine. :p

Nah, I meant Heikoku. But if you're not an enlightened and tolerant person, you should definitely try it. Life attains a rosy glow, filled with singing bluebirds and random citizens forming complicated musical numbers, as you channel your existential anger into deeply pressurised omnidirectional hatred! :)
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 09:22
Euphemisms, and, no offence, Heikoku speaks better English than you do.

In his defense, he's dyslexic...

And he said he thought my English was better than his in other thread...

I like it when people compliment me on my English skill, though. :D
Risottia
11-04-2009, 09:31
to end the martial rape exception.

There is no marital rape exception here

Excuse, I somewhat missed how we jumped from

"martial" (webster: )
mar·tial
Pronunciation: \ˈmär-shəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin martialis of Mars, from Mart-, Mars
Date: 14th century
1 : of, relating to, or suited for war or a warrior
2 : relating to an army or to military life
3 : experienced in or inclined to war : warlike

to

"marital" (webster: )
mar·i·tal
Pronunciation: \ˈmer-ə-təl, ˈma-rə-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin maritalis, from maritus married
Date: 1603
1 : of or relating to marriage or the married state <marital vows>
2 : of or relating to a husband and his role in marriage


Is that because, after all, all that military machism is sooooo gay? :D
Ring of Isengard
11-04-2009, 09:33
Euphemisms, and, no offence, Heikoku speaks better English than you do.
None taken, april baby.

*Bitch slaps*
In his defense, he's dyslexic...

And he said he thought my English was better than his in other thread...

I like it when people compliment me on my English skill, though. :D

If someone had told a month ago that you would ever defended me, I'd have laughed in their face.

Thanks.
No Names Left Damn It
11-04-2009, 09:44
None taken, april baby.

Why do you keep calling me April baby?
Ring of Isengard
11-04-2009, 09:48
Why do you keep calling me April baby?

It means fool, fool.
Brutland and Norden
11-04-2009, 14:34
Excuse, I somewhat missed how we jumped from

"martial" (webster: )
mar·tial
Pronunciation: \ˈmär-shəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin martialis of Mars, from Mart-, Mars
Date: 14th century
1 : of, relating to, or suited for war or a warrior
2 : relating to an army or to military life
3 : experienced in or inclined to war : warlike

to

"marital" (webster: )
mar·i·tal
Pronunciation: \ˈmer-ə-təl, ˈma-rə-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin maritalis, from maritus married
Date: 1603
1 : of or relating to marriage or the married state <marital vows>
2 : of or relating to a husband and his role in marriage


Is that because, after all, all that military machism is sooooo gay? :D
Amazing how easily "marital" can turn into "martial"! I really need to brush up on my karate skills before marrying. :p
Ifreann
11-04-2009, 15:57
This isn't as funny as the title implied :(
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 17:50
If someone had told a month ago that you would ever defended me, I'd have laughed in their face.

Thanks.

I'm sadistic, and, when arguing with people whose views I truly despise, I just want to humiliate them.

But I'm honorable. There are but two people in this forum who get no quarter AT ALL from me. Both know who they are and both know why.
JuNii
11-04-2009, 18:04
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/04/anti-gay-rights-calls-its-marriage.php

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=m4m

Holy shit! Can anyone here say "Freudian Slip"?

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Buch of MORONS! Bunch of closeted morons! :D Suffer and writhe in agony as you make yet ANOTHER blunder in trying to prevent the good and unavoidable equality.

Are you sure it's a blunder?

for all you know, it might be a way to trick people into voting for the measure.
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 18:08
Are you sure it's a blunder?

for all you know, it might be a way to trick people into voting for the measure.

What measure? :p

Besides, our side coopted the 2m4m site domain, and their target would be the kind that goes to sites...
JuNii
11-04-2009, 18:12
What measure? :p

Besides, our side coopted the 2m4m site domain, and their target would be the kind that goes to sites...

sorry, their cause. ;)
Chumblywumbly
11-04-2009, 18:13
The laughing in the title is one of the most aggressive things I've ever seen on NS:G.
Heikoku 2
11-04-2009, 18:18
The laughing in the title is one of the most aggressive things I've ever seen on NS:G.

Good. :D
Hammurab
11-04-2009, 18:25
Euphemism. And it's not, it's just the latest internet meme word fad that gives people an excuse to reply with a one-word (and preferably as few letters as possible, in this case three) response that doesn't actually say anything of value. It's like "+1" or "tl;dr" or "QFT" or "this." It's like people are too lazy to construct even the most basic of sentences now and prefer mindless grunting sounds.

http://forums3.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13863567&postcount=51

And I worked really hard on that, too....sniffle....
Hammurab
11-04-2009, 18:27
Amazing how easily "marital" can turn into "martial"! I really need to brush up on my karate skills before marrying. :p

Having been married for ten years, I would suggest something like Judo with more grappling.
Vetalia
12-04-2009, 00:31
The laughing in the title is one of the most aggressive things I've ever seen on NS:G.

I bet everybody laughed like that when they signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. If I were in Poland reading this thread, I'd keep a wary eye on the borders.
The Atlantian islands
12-04-2009, 02:47
I bet everybody laughed like that when they signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. If I were in Poland reading this thread, I'd keep a wary eye on the borders.
1. LOL :D
There are but two people in this forum who get no quarter AT ALL from me. Both know who they are and both know why.
2. Oh no. :rolleyes:
Dude, you need a hobby. I don't think the level of schadenfreude that, more often than not, you seem to exhibit is healthy.

3. Agreed. The day looms ever nearer when Heikoku is gonna burst a blood vessel. Unfortunate, yet ridiculous that NSG will be to be blamed.
Heikoku 2
12-04-2009, 02:53
The day looms ever nearer when Heikoku is gonna burst a blood vessel. Unfortunate, yet ridiculous that NSG will be to be blamed.

I see you seem to assume you know what my reactions off-line are to the tripe you spew.
Ifreann
12-04-2009, 02:58
I see you seem to assume you know what my reactions off-line are to the tripe you spew.

FWIW, you do at least appear to take things awfully seriously on NSG.
Jaredcohenia
12-04-2009, 03:01
I don't get it.
Heikoku 2
12-04-2009, 03:02
FWIW, you do at least appear to take things awfully seriously on NSG.

:p

FWIW, my blood pressure is low.
Ring of Isengard
12-04-2009, 12:15
I'm sadistic, and, when arguing with people whose views I truly despise, I just want to humiliate them.

But I'm honorable. There are but two people in this forum who get no quarter AT ALL from me. Both know who they are and both know why.

Has anyone ever told you you're a scary mother fucker?
SaintB
12-04-2009, 12:50
Too men for men... I get it now!
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 06:12
Has anyone ever told you you're a scary mother fucker?

I don't think I'm scary, and my mother is FUGLY. I don't think anyone with a drop of sanity would want to fuck her (which doesn't prevent two men from wanting to anyways).
Anti-Social Darwinism
13-04-2009, 06:47
Is anyone intrigued by the agronym for the National Organization for Marriage - NOM? I wonder what you could make of that ... :rolleyes:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
13-04-2009, 13:46
Has anyone ever told you you're a scary mother fucker?

Often, but that's the way we like him.:fluffle:
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 23:22
Often, but that's the way we like him.:fluffle:

Tell him, Nanatsu. The Mayuri Kurotsuchi of this forum! :D
Ring of Isengard
13-04-2009, 23:26
Tell him, Nanatsu. The Mayuri Kurotsuchi of this forum! :D

The crazy dude with the wierd hat? And the catapilar Zanpakutō?
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 23:28
The crazy dude with the wierd hat? And the catapilar Zanpakutō?

Yup. I even named my goriest move after his bankai. :D
Ring of Isengard
13-04-2009, 23:32
Yup. I even named my goriest move after his bankai. :D

Huh? Golden Leg-Cutting?
Hydesland
13-04-2009, 23:32
The title of this thread is scary.
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 23:46
Huh? Golden Leg-Cutting?

Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou. :D
Tmutarakhan
13-04-2009, 23:47
Euphemism. And it's not, it's just the latest internet meme word fad that gives people an excuse to reply with a one-word (and preferably as few letters as possible, in this case three) response that doesn't actually say anything of value. It's like "+1" or "tl;dr" or "QFT" or "this." It's like people are too lazy to construct even the most basic of sentences now and prefer mindless grunting sounds.

this^
Hydesland
13-04-2009, 23:47
Is this person a relation of yours Heikoku?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgggWr727FY :P
Ring of Isengard
13-04-2009, 23:49
Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou. :D

I know lol, that's the English translation. :tongue:

But what did you mean earlier?
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 23:50
I know lol, that's the English translation. :tongue:

But what did you mean earlier?

Search for posts with "ashisogi" and you'll notice a pattern.
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 23:51
Is this person a relation of yours Heikoku?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgggWr727FY :P

Nah. Who did The Joker's voiceover in that Batman series from the 90s?
Ring of Isengard
13-04-2009, 23:53
Search for posts with "ashisogi" and you'll notice a pattern.

Will do.


Is he your favourite charecter?
Heikoku 2
13-04-2009, 23:56
Will do.


Is he your favourite charecter?

Nah. I like Orihime. Though I do like him and his methods.
Hydesland
13-04-2009, 23:58
Nah. Who did The Joker's voiceover in that Batman series from the 90s?

Apparently it was Mark Hamill according to this vid's description: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM
Ring of Isengard
13-04-2009, 23:59
Nah. I like Orihime. Though I do like him and his methods.

Orihime!? She annoys me allot. I prfer Byakuya and Renji.
Heikoku 2
14-04-2009, 00:05
Orihime!? She annoys me allot. I prfer Byakuya and Renji.

"...Is that boy going to keep addressing me by my first name...?"
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 00:36
Tell him, Nanatsu. The Mayuri Kurotsuchi of this forum! :D

My Brazilian brother, you're fucking insane. You're not Mayuri-san, no, you're Kurosaki Ichiko on crack!!!!:fluffle:
Stargate Centurion
14-04-2009, 00:40
This isn't as funny as the title implied :(

Yeah.
A Balanced Breakfast
14-04-2009, 00:49
Damn, they exposed the plot to turn everyone gay and make them have sex with men and sometimes animals!!! What if next they uncover the secular humanist plot to outlaw religion?!? OH NOES!!!!!!
New Ainotserpska
14-04-2009, 00:50
idont really get it, whats going on here?
Helertia
14-04-2009, 02:11
Originally Posted by Nanatsu no Tsuki
Often, but that's the way we like him.
"And how would you like your Heikoku 2?"
"Hmmm, I think I'll have him as a scary mother-fucker."
I take it this is opposed to a medium-rare Heikoku 2?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 02:22
"And how would you like your Heikoku 2?"
"Hmmm, I think I'll have him as a scary mother-fucker."
I take it this is opposed to a medium-rare Heikoku 2?

Heikoku 2 is just himself. I wouldn't take him any other way. He's blunt, raw and will tell you exactly what he thinks with no qualms. If that makes him a scary mother-fucker, then so be it.
Ring of Isengard
14-04-2009, 08:43
My Brazilian brother, you're fucking insane. You're not Mayuri-san, no, you're Kurosaki Ichiko on crack!!!!:fluffle:

I imagine him to be more like Ikkaku. And I kind of imagine you to be a bit like a mix of Rukia and Rangiku.
Ring of Isengard
14-04-2009, 10:53
"...Is that boy going to keep addressing me by my first name...?"

Sorry Captain Kuchiki-Sama.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 12:52
I imagine him to be more like Ikkaku. And I kind of imagine you to be a bit like a mix of Rukia and Rangiku.

Hmm... Kushiki Rukia? I like the way you're thinking.:D
Heikoku 2
14-04-2009, 15:51
I imagine him to be more like Ikkaku. And I kind of imagine you to be a bit like a mix of Rukia and Rangiku.

Y'know, I wish I at least was more compared to the more indirect characters. :tongue: :D
Ring of Isengard
14-04-2009, 19:24
Hmm... Kushiki Rukia? I like the way you're thinking.:D
lol.
Y'know, I wish I at least was more compared to the more indirect characters. :tongue: :D

lolwut?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 20:16
lol.

Well, she's just hot. And that black hair, much like mine. Yes, I like the comparison and I would do her, if she were real. I mean, look at her!

http://cdn2.myxer.com/tn/c/206241/big/?t=20080228144220

Then look at moi!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/customavatars/avatar1603900_5.gif
Sarkhaan
14-04-2009, 20:35
Euphemism. And it's not, it's just the latest internet meme word fad that gives people an excuse to reply with a one-word (and preferably as few letters as possible, in this case three) response that doesn't actually say anything of value. It's like "+1" or "tl;dr" or "QFT" or "this." It's like people are too lazy to construct even the most basic of sentences now and prefer mindless grunting sounds.
QFT ;)
Too men for men... I get it now!

Isn't it great when all the horses cross the finish line?
Tarantum
14-04-2009, 21:09
Someone should put this thread out of it's misery.
No Names Left Damn It
14-04-2009, 21:15
Well, she's just hot. And that black hair, much like mine. Yes, I like the comparison and I would do her, if she were real. I mean, look at her!

http://cdn2.myxer.com/tn/c/206241/big/?t=20080228144220

Then look at moi!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/customavatars/avatar1603900_5.gif

You like totally different, IMO.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 21:28
You like totally different, IMO.

Stop raining on my egotrip!:mad:
Heikoku 2
14-04-2009, 21:28
Stop raining on my egotrip!:mad:

Don't listen to him, Rukia-chan. :fluffle:
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 21:29
Don't listen to him, Rukia-chan. :fluffle:

Awww, arigatou gozaimasu, Ikakku-kun!:fluffle:
No Names Left Damn It
14-04-2009, 21:30
Stop raining on my egotrip!:mad:

Well I think that woman's rather odd-looking, so take it as a compliment.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
14-04-2009, 21:34
Well I think that woman's rather odd-looking, so take it as a compliment.

Of course she's odd, she's a soul reaper and her body is just gigai.
No Names Left Damn It
14-04-2009, 21:38
Of course she's odd, she's a soul reaper and her body is just gigai.

Gigai? Anyway I was talking about her face. All pointy and horrible, plus she has gigantic purple eyes. Not a good look.
Heikoku 2
14-04-2009, 21:40
Gigai? Anyway I was talking about her face. All pointy and horrible, plus she has gigantic purple eyes. Not a good look.

>.>

<.<

*Uploads LOTS of hentai in NNLDI's PC*
No Names Left Damn It
14-04-2009, 21:46
>.>

<.<

*Uploads LOTS of hentai in NNLDI's PC*

What exactly is hentai? I've only ever seen it mentioned on NSG.
Heikoku 2
14-04-2009, 22:00
What exactly is hentai? I've only ever seen it mentioned on NSG.

Google Image it.