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Which Generalite?
What kind of chocolate?
Would you let the chocolate dry before eating?
Why?

I would dip H N Fiddlebottoms VIII in dark chocolate and eat right away.

Dubsy
Milk
Dry
I hear she's actually made of caramel.

I would dip LG in 70% bitter chocolate, when it's molten it looks like mud!

Gianduja (a typical Piedmontese chocolate, about 45% plus gianduja hazelnuts) for Nanatsu.

After-Eight for Cabra West. Refreshing.

The South Islands
White
Dry
He's South Islands so he'll come in several bite-size pieces.

Nanatsu... Smunkee... Peachland... TCG... Tinks...

mmmm... dark chocolate... with streams of milk/white chocolate dripped on...

sprinkles...

strawberries, cherries.... bananas...

*droools*

*rushes off to take cold shower*

er...

only if they wish it tho... and ONLY with their permission. and only what they want dipped... of course... :$

LG, 'cause he'd like it.

Id drop Neo Art, and laugh at the irony, ;)

Hm... so many Generalites... so little time to choose.

LG, in milk chocolate.
Galloism in Dark chocolate, for quite obvious reasons.
JuNii in mint chocolate, I want to see him bite back!
Liuzzo in white chocolate, because I don't eat it often but when I do.... yum!

I would dip LG in 70% bitter chocolate, when it's molten it looks like mud!

LG, 'cause he'd like it.

Hm... so many Generalites... so little time to choose.

LG, in milk chocolate.

Yay! :D

Id drop Neo Art, and laugh at the irony, ;)

There wouldn't be... Poli would just lick him dry.

New Mitanni, in dark chocolate, so I could call HIM the dark Lord. For the laughs, of course.

And... Can't think of anyone else.

There wouldn't be... Poli would just lick him dry.

In that case, Id just film the irony, :p

There wouldn't be... Poli would just lick him dry.

I, for one, would sell him on eBay.

HUMAN CHOCOLATE STATUE; INCLUDES FREE LEGAL ADVICE

New Mitanni, in dark chocolate, so I could call HIM the dark Lord. For the laughs, of course.


Winner!

JuNii in mint chocolate, I want to see him bite back!
mmmm... minty...

Winner!
Yay! I'm someone!
mmmm... minty...
Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to max out it's 'PG-13' limit very soon? :tongue:

Galloism in Dark chocolate, for quite obvious reasons.

And what would these "quite obvious reasons" be?

And what would these "quite obvious reasons" be?

And here it goes. :tongue:

Which of you would I dip in chocolate?

Oh, such things are much better kept as a surprise. :D

Yay! I'm someone!

Why do I get the feeling this thread is going to max out it's 'PG-13' limit very soon? :tongue:

Nanatsu and I can keep it well within the PG-13 confines... and have in the past. ;)

Nanatsu and I can keep it well within the PG-13 confines... and have in the past. ;)

But with a thread about who you're going to dip in chocolate and why? I don't think anyone could keep this thread under control.:p

Which of you would I dip in chocolate?

Oh, such things are much better kept as a surprise. :D[Don Adam's voice]ahh... the old Firehose hooked up to the giant pressurized canister of liquid chocolate trick...

third time I fell for it this month... [/Don Adam's Voice]

And here it goes. :tongue:

Why whatever do you mean? I'm just a poor innocent southern boy.

And what would these "quite obvious reasons" be?

Just a joke, Galloism. I take it back.:tongue:

And what would these "quite obvious reasons" be?

I assumed cuz of your avatar.

I would dip myself in chocolate. :eek:

southern boy.

RABBLE RABBLE RIOT RIOT! We don't like your kind here! :p

I assumed cuz of your avatar.

Yup, that's why.

RABBLE RABBLE RIOT RIOT! We don't like your kind here! :p

good luck gittin rid of us, :tongue:

good luck gittin rid of us, :tongue:

I will, trust me. The border states WILL PREVAIL AT LAST!

I, for one, would sell him on eBay.

HUMAN CHOCOLATE STATUE; INCLUDES FREE LEGAL ADVICE

Heh, I'm unsure if NA works pro bono... although that could be calculated into the selling price.

Again, though, he wouldn't be a chocolate statue for long. XD

I will, trust me. The border states WILL PREVAIL AT LAST!

Psh, we're just biding our time...We're gonna annex you lot, and youll LIke IT! lol

I'd just roll Neo Art in unsweetened cocoa powder and hope it stuck.

I'd dip Sgt. St. Baldwin's Ghost of Hammurab with a Goatee in melted Mexican chocolate in honor of the late unlamented escapade in Tijuana.

All the mods would be dipped in the finest 75% dark chocolate.

For the rest of you, I have a fondue pot waiting.

I would dip myself in chocolate... and then hope no one would try to rip my arms off.

Or begin to nibble at my ears.

LG, because then I'd have quadruple chocolate dipped LG. Now I just need some caramel and whipped cream for a topping ...

LG, because then I'd have quadruple chocolate dipped LG. Now I just need some caramel and whipped cream for a topping ...

Don't forget the nuts and the cherry.

All of you. It's a lot of chocolate, but it's a price that must be paid for a little peace and quiet around here. :)

They make a desert, and call it peace - Tacitus

All of you. It's a lot of chocolate, but it's a price that must be paid for a little peace and quiet around here. :)

They make a desert, and call it peace - Tacitus
Just for that, I'm going to dip you in a boiling vat of last year's mockolate. And the vat will be filled with vicious pun-hating sharks.

[Don Adam's voice]ahh... the old Firehose hooked up to the giant pressurized canister of liquid chocolate trick...

third time I fell for it this month... [/Don Adam's Voice]

Same voice

Sorry about that chief.

New Mitanni, in dark chocolate, so I could call HIM the dark Lord. For the laughs, of course.

And... Can't think of anyone else.

This dainty is not for you. Do you understand? Say just that!

Psh, we're just biding our time...We're gonna annex you lot, and youll LIke IT! lol
You'll see. You don't know that we've already captured Virginia. Look in every textbook in the state, it's now 'The Civil War' instead of 'The War for Southern Independence.'. *evil grin* :D
This dainty is not for you. Do you understand? Say just that!

This is possibly the best thread ever for Chocolate/LOTR jokes.

All those who are not Objectivists will be in my basket. I will dip them in milk chocolate to tone-down the bitter taste of all their worthless views and they shall be GONE!!!

I'd dip myself in chocolate. I lost about 10 lbs recently due to illness, and I can't think of a better way to get it back than by becoming my own walking fondue dessert kit. :p

Depends. Stop at the neck, or do a Goldfinger?

I, for one, would sell him on eBay.

HUMAN CHOCOLATE STATUE; INCLUDES FREE LEGAL ADVICE

Heeeeeee!

And I would most certainly not lick him clean. Chocolate covered fingers are all well and good, but chocolate covered chest hair? Chocolate covered feet? Chocolate covered asscrack?

All of you. It's a lot of chocolate, but it's a price that must be paid for a little peace and quiet around here. :)

They make a desert, and call it peace - Tacitus

Damn, beat me to it.

You'll see. You don't know that we've already captured Virginia. Look in every textbook in the state, it's now 'The Civil War' instead of 'The War for Southern Independence.'.

I always preferred 'The War of Northern Aggression' myself. As for the rest, I'm not big on chocolate, personally, although I've known some women for whom it was the dessert equivalent of black tar heroin. Now if you were talking about bacon, on the other hand...

http://www.sweettraders.com/images/Chocolate_Covered_J_Lohr_Chardonnay_Wine.jpg

Wait, I get to murder the person of my choice by drowning them in chocolate?

Hmm, I've always wanted to send the Pentagon a truly horrifying gag gift...

I always preferred 'The War of Northern Aggression' myself. As for the rest, I'm not big on chocolate, personally, although I've known some women for whom it was the dessert equivalent of black tar heroin. Now if you were talking about bacon, on the other hand...

That one is pretty good. :)

Quite a few, but I'd make sure they didn't come back out again, if you catch my drift.

Quite a few, but I'd make sure they didn't come back out again, if you catch my drift.

Too many posters here have seen Willy Wonka far too much.

This dainty is not for you. Do you understand? Say just that!

I can't believe you just quoted that.

Depends. Stop at the neck, or do a Goldfinger?

I never considered anything LESS than a Goldfinger.

Too many posters here have seen Willy Wonka far too much.

I've read the book. Meh, on the lousy side of it.
I've seen the first movie (that one with Wilder). Urgh.
There's no way I'm watching the other one.

I've read the book. Meh, on the lousy side of it.
I've seen the first movie (that one with Wilder). Urgh.
There's no way I'm watching the other one.

It's even worse.

It's even worse.

I thought so... how can it be worse than the first movie, beats me. That was quite horrible already.

Gotta get some Novi 72% to cancel the horror of that movie... no wait, what's that? Oh look, I have here ready a tablet of Lindt Excellence Ecuador Noir Intense 75%... mmmhhh... see ya later!

*strong smell of violets, irregular colour ranging from ochra-brown (where the cocoa butter has a little concentrated) to a terra di Siena bruciata...*
*tastes fairly bitter, round, sticks a bit to the palate... need some red wine now*

There are a few...
I'd make sure they were clean beforehand.
...and after.

I thought so... how can it be worse than the first movie, beats me. That was quite horrible already.-100000 points for you.

*strong smell of violets, irregular colour ranging from ochra-brown (where the cocoa butter has a little concentrated) to a terra di Siena bruciata...*


No good to me then as I seem to have some kind of genetic specific anosmia which means I cannot smell violets.

Heh there are so many but none of them would ever let me.

Heh there are so many but none of them would ever let me.

*ahem*

*ahem*

Ok LG would. I think I would probably go an inner layer of milk chocolate and an outer layer of semi-sweet dark.

No good to me then as I seem to have some kind of genetic specific anosmia which means I cannot smell violets.

Sorry, pal.

Sorry, pal.

I will have to stick to this
http://www.buycoco.co.uk/show_products.php?p_id=9

Black pepper and rose oil

I've read the book. Meh, on the lousy side of it.
I've seen the first movie (that one with Wilder). Urgh.
There's no way I'm watching the other one.

I believe it is meant to appeal to the stupid.

Chocolate dips in me.

I believe it is meant to appeal to the stupid.

You sir, have just described most Hollywood movies.

You sir, have just described most Hollywood movies.

Not all of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8D4c0hLkZk

Not all of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8D4c0hLkZk
And that is why I said MOST

And that is why I said MOST


Yes, I would agree, about 99%. I doubt I will find anything that even comes close to Barry Lyndon. The most: intricate, thought provoking, satirical, beautiful, intellectual, realistic, metaphorical, and all-around incredible film ever made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4aDIc4uCOc

I've read the book. Meh, on the lousy side of it.
I've seen the first movie (that one with Wilder). Urgh.
There's no way I'm watching the other one.

the one with Johnny Depp is (i've heard) closer to the books.

Depends. Stop at the neck, or do a Goldfinger?
stop at the neck? I won't stop at the neck... I'd stop at other parts of the body but not the neck. :p

I'd dip all the mods in chocolate and watch them silently scream as we spam this place to hell. They looking on, unable to escape from their chocolately prison.

I'd dip all the mods in chocolate and watch them silently scream as we spam this place to hell. They looking on, unable to escape from their chocolately prison.

Chocolate dipped mods? *releases them from their chocolatey prison, one nibble at a time, slowly savoring the sweet, yet somehow bitter, goodness.*

i'd dip all the mods in chocolate and watch them silently scream as we spam this place to hell. They looking on, unable to escape from their chocolately prison.

is a tiddy!

is a tiddy!
In the flesh... or so to speak.

wait... did you just quote my post and then systematically decapitalise my username?

How've you been spending your time, apart from cataloguing the sexual chocolate deviants of NSG?

Chocolate dipped mods? *releases them from their chocolatey prison, one nibble at a time, slowly savoring the sweet, yet somehow bitter, goodness.*Damn you! *attempts to foil your plan by subjecting you to only bitter tastes by using 70% Dark Chocolate.*

In the flesh... or so to speak.

wait... did you just quote my post and then systematically decapitalise my username?

How've you been spending your time, apart from cataloguing the sexual chocolate deviants of NSG?

Almost got arrested this week, third time since school started in September!

IS A TIDDY! U NEBER LEEV

Almost got arrested this week, third time since school started in September!Oh, you can't leave me hanging. You have to tell what for.

IS A TIDDY! U NEBER LEEVUnfortunately I'm off to a ski resort in Spain in about 10 hours. I promise I'll be back (when have I have I never not come back to NSG).

I can't believe you just quoted that.

And I didn't even have the book at hand. All from memory :cool:

And I didn't even have the book at hand. All from memory :cool:

You think that's a good thing? :p

I can't imagine you ever not having the book to hand.


I suppose it's kinda sad that I recognised it instantly. :(

Chumbywumbly. He'd make an excellent chocolate bar. Watch:

"Hey, when you're in the shop will you pick me up a packet of crisps and a mint Chumblywumbly?"

See? Perfect.

Chumbywumbly. He'd make an excellent chocolate bar. Watch:

"Hey, when you're in the shop will you pick me up a packet of crisps and a mint Chumblywumbly?"

See? Perfect.

I'm convinced. :)

I can't imagine you ever not having the book to hand. :(

My personal stock of books is larger than most medieval monasteries'. I have several copies of LOTR, several Hobbits and the entire History of Middle Earth, among other Tolkieniana :D

My personal stock of books is larger than most medieval monasteries'. I have several copies of LOTR, several Hobbits and the entire History of Middle Earth, among other Tolkieniana :D

Why do you need more than one copy?

Read The Silmarilion?

Why do you need more than one copy?

One is a one-volume copy, one's a three-volume special leather-bound set, and one is an old paperback copy from back in the '60's.

Read The Silmarilion?

Many times. I have two first editions.

"Hey, when you're in the shop will you pick me up a packet of crisps and a mint Chumblywumbly?"
Chumblywumblies are available in a variety of exciting flavours, including boysenberry.

Chumblywumblies are available in a variety of exciting flavours, including boysenberry.

I'll have a peanut butter Chumblywumbly, please.

One is a one-volume copy, one's a three-volume special leather-bound set, and one is an old paperback copy from back in the '60's. .

I know someone who's got a first edition.

Many times. I have two first editions

Bet they were expensive.

Zilam?

I'll have a peanut butter Chumblywumbly, please.

I want 2 marshmallow Chumblywumblys, please!

Zilam?

I didn't even realise he'd gone until a couple of days ago, when I found out he'd made an actual goodbye thread. *Facepalms*

Bet they were expensive.

Actually not, I had placed advanced orders for them when the book first came out.

Actually not, I had placed advanced orders for them when the book first came out.

When they first came out!? You must be ancient. :p

When they first came out!? You must be ancient. :p

I'm older than I look :D

I'm older than I look :D

Like the Empire states building? ;)

Oh, you can't leave me hanging. You have to tell what for.

First was an incident at 4am on a main road when my friend stole a chair from a restaurant.

Second one was when I was tripping on acid and cops busted a party I was at.

Third was for trespassing, guns were involved, they thought we were stealing shit, had the building surrounded, but luckily they didn't know there was a (really fucking scary) basement (where I hid). Actually talked to the cops later on, they were pretty cool. Never setting foot in an abandoned building again.

me me me. dip me in chocklet. semibittersweetsuperspecialdark.

Like the Empire states building? ;)

Not that old *heh*